>character is pinned on the floor and having their face smashed

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>character confronted by bad guys who is about to kill him
>character doesn't immediately start crying like a baby and begging not to be hurt

How am I supposed to relate to these characters?

>character is being captured
>doesn't shit his pants as a defensive tactic

Really?

name FIVE films or tv shows where this happens

>>85488533
>That character is female 99.5% of the time

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>villain is an ex agent who is buttburt about being left for dead and disavowed by his government

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>>85488533
> see two anons having an argument
> pretend to be one of them and say some retarded shit

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>wife casually makes offhand or sarcastic remark to detriment of husband
>husband doesn't physically discipline her impudence there and then

>character has h8ers
>doesn't dab on them

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>giant monster or otherwise big guy grabs character
>throws them across the room into something that breaks instead of slamming or crushing them

>>85489981
>wife slaps husband
>husband doesn't immediately punch her right in the jaw
can't even relate otherwise tbqh

>>85489196
It happens in at least 5 Bond movies.

>>85490245
>wife enters room
>appears to have 10 working fingers and not a single bandage from recent lessons being taught

Never happens in real life, why do writers push everything into a fantasy

>character does a poo
>washes hands afterwards

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>>85488533
>2 people waiting for a taxi
>one says goodbye to the other
>taps the roof of the taxi like a horses bottom
>taxi speeds off immediately

>>85489516
chadposting at its best

>>85491453
>character doesn't even pay the taxi driver

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>...and your OTHER pepe!

>characters on the ground struggling with knife
>guy on top pushes knife at the bottom guy who is holding him back successfully

thats not how leverage works

>>85491453
>character is waiting for his mate
>doesn't dog him

Kino.

>>85492283
Can you reword that?

>>85492133
>gives a bundle of dollar bills to the driver and says "keep the change"
>they never run out of money from this behaviour

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>>85489981
>couple arguing
>man grabs woman's arm
>"stop it, you're hurting me!"

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>character has gun knocked out of hand by other character and they have a fist fight
>even though there's several moments where either of them could go for the gun they never do and the screenwriter treats the gun like it disappeared into a blackhole when in reality getting to that gun would be each ones main objective

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>MC and antagonist having a gun battle
>MC runs out of ammo
>antagonist still has ammunition but puts his gun away and attacks MC hand-to-hand

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>woman beats up multiple men

>>85494007
>woman slaps man
>man doesn't do anything back

>>85491540
haha yeahh hey thanx for replying to my post. I'm gay

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>two male characters are fighting
>female character comes up behind the bad guy and hits him over the head with something

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>man hits wife/girlfriend often
>wife/girlfriend has no free will but stays with man until protagonist saves her

>>85493684
I like this trope

>two characters have a fistfight
>open with spinning back kicks and barely throw punches

>>85494131
enjoy your aids

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>main character Action Man is confronted with multiple enemies with guns
>enemies choose not to shoot guns but instead attack Action Man one at a time, in hand-to-hand-combat
>Action Man wins

>well dressed black professional
>talks like a real nigga all the time

>>85494369
>enimies surround Action Man in mele
>attack one at a time until every last one is defeated

>>85494457
yes that is what my post said
thanks for repeating it

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>character is in some sort of trouble within the opening 5 minutes of the film
>character somehow manages to get out of the trouble and the movie continues for another hour and 45 minutes

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>character is surrounded by foes
>they approach him one after the other instead of just bumrushing him

>>85494411
>Black professional

>>85490039
for you

>>85494503
>makes a post
>points out redundant replies

>>85493339
guy is trying to stab another character when lying on top of them trying to stab down

guy on the bottom is successfully holding him back despite it being impossible physically as the person on the bottom can only use their arms to create force while the person on top is using their entire bodyweight

>>85488533
>MR BOND, IF THIS NEEDLE PIERCES YOUR TEMPLE YOU WILL FORGET EVERYTHING AND DIE!
>needle pierces his temple
>literally nothing happens

bravo, Sam Mendes

>>85490010
>doesn't party rock after

>>85494631
Lol weakling

>>85494296
there is an amazing(ly bad) scene in Blade where he and some random goon throw spinning kicks at each other with 0 landing. Then Blade punches him.

Its shit fight choreo kino

>>85494645
I didn't get that either.

>>85494899
I'm glad we're moving away from fantastical gook shit in fight choreography.

>several goons surround main character
>attack him one at a time instead of all at once

>main character is surrounded by baddies intent on harm
>character spins round with outstretched Merle weapon sending baddies flying into air

>>85489981
In what movies ? Those set at least 200 years ago or those in which the character is a psycho?

>>85494060
I know you are all being edgy, but really it
depends on the setting and the reason she slapped him(ex. He touched her inappropriately).

>watching cheers
>Diane slaps Sam
>he rifles her right back in the mouth

It was a better time. You couldn't make that shit nowadays without feminazi tumblrinas getting the show pulled off the air and trigger screaming "HOW CAN HE SLAP" on every social media platform.

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>bad guy about to shoot protagonist
>protag closes his eyes, waiting for death
>*gunshot*
>protag opens his eyes, realizes he isn't shot
>bad guy puts his hand on hole through his chest, drops dead
>the protagonists friend is behind him holding a smoking gun

>>85496612
I mean, it's how it goes in real life but it's still kinda stupid how onesided it is.

>>85494591
name one time this happened