"Anon, if I wasn't here right now and it was just you

>>85483448
Please sir I honestly came here for no reason

I just came here to tell her not to do it

>>85483448
TWENTY YEARS FOR NOT FUCKING SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EXIST LAMAO

*breaks into tears*

>>85483448
I would've put the tip lf my dick in her ass to teach her lesson about bad men out in the world who would put their whole dick inside and not just the tip

>>85483519
>This person again
It's like there's a single anon who dedicated their life to crying "B-BUT MUH E-ENTRAPMENT" every time a TCAP thread starts. We all know you're a pedo, you aren't convincing anybody

>>85483448
What kind of idiot stays and talks to him. As soon as you see him just walk out with your hands up and don't say a word.
It's hard to prosecute someone for trying to fuck a underage girl who doesn't exist.

>>85483448
The same Netflix and chill

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I was just goin to lantic city desu famalam

>>85483615
Was he gay?

>>85483448
I THOUGHT THIS HOUSE WAS FOR SALE

>>85483594
The intent of soliciting sex from someone they believe to be a minor is the crime

i like you and i want you, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way

Kiss me Hansen.

Why dont they just say they did it all for hansen? That they wanted to meet him because they are his biggest fan or something.

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HAHA IT WAS A PRANK BRO
>pull out my gopro and ask Hanson for a signature and point out all the memes I was using on the decoy like "I was just on my way to the beach"
"I was just getting something to eat"
"tlantic city"

Then pose for the camera, handshake hanson and walk out as a free man

>>85483807
You think Hanson is stupid? That he didn't see through all your stupid memes? He knows your intentions are to fuck the loli and that you think you are so clever because you have a backup plan. In a case like that he would actually let you have sex with the loli, while he patiently waits outside, hidden. And after you have finished ejaculating inside that sweet little cunny he will break into the room and BAM you are now charged with literal underage rape.

>>85483914
What does ejaculating into a vagina feel like?

>>85483969
fuck if I know

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>>85483914
no man, I would enter the house and start talking like Hanson while trying to look into the hidden cameras.

also this >>85483969
>>85484019

>>85483969
Feels good, probably.

>>85484061
So you assume it's definitely a set up? When do you know it's safe to fuck the girl? I'd be afraid of Hanson hiding under the bed or something.
I think the show was succesful in the sense that it scared me away of trying anything like this.

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>>85483448
If you wasnt here chris hansen, or as I like to call ya, chris hansom.... then I wouldnt be here.

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>>85484104
it would be easy to find out if the girl is actually real or not, nowadays at least and I'm certain I could spot if I talk to an underage girl that is real and a 30 something cunt larping as a underage girl.

I would really just go there to troll Hanson.

>>85484169
You are right and désu it sounds like fun. I wonder if it's still possible to be "caught" by Hanson (actually I still feel like the show must be staged). I hope they make more episodes.

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>>85484232
what happened with the latest Hanson show?
did it got cancelled or what?
only had like 6 episodes.

Entrapment.
.

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>>85483797
See, I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time.

>>85484169
>your honor, i just went there to troll hansen
that wouldn't work
into prison and sex offender registry you go

>>85484301
looks like it got legislated to death. fucking lawyers, messing with my publicshamekino

>>85483594
The smart people figure out it's a trap when they're in the chat rooms.

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>>85483648
He specifically said "I'm not gay or nothin" multiple times, dumbass.

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If it were an imperative that a mammal be capable of higher order cognitive thinking in order to be able to engage in sex, mammals would have gone extinct a very long time ago. A species that cannot engage its primal sexual instincts without first developing a very high level of intelligence would have been unable to survive in the wild. To believe that humans are the only species that experience irreparable trauma leading to a complete inability to function as a result of low-intelligence instinct-driven intercourse is absurd. What is the rationale for such a highly maladaptive trait to exist?

Children enjoy sex, they seek it out, it brings them pleasure, it is harmless in and of itself, and therefore the only form of consent that is relevant is that they are willing and do not give signs of being uncomfortable.

What of consequences? Sociologically a person's sexual history has value and is used as a criteria with which to judge that person. These criteria can be designed as full Puritan repression, unrestricted liberation or anything in between. There are even tribal and historical societies where engaging in sexual intercourse as a child elevates the child's status rather than diminishes it. In these cultures it is seen as something to be proud of. In any case, the sociological factors affecting a child's self-esteem, mental health and how they are perceived by others are social constructs. It is true that children cannot consent to being severely stigmatized, however one must ask who is doing the stigmatizing? By shifting blame to the adult or the child, or both the adult and the child society is able to disown responsibility for the harm. While it is understood that various stigmas exist for various reasons, it cannot be sanely argued that harming children serves the purpose of protecting children.

In every episode I've seen Hansen asks the guy why did he do it and the guys never answer. You can see how Hansen is desperate to know, to get inside the mind of a pedo and understand the way they think, but always fails. Kind of like a Coyote and the Roadrunner situation.
I haven't seen that many episodes. Does Hansen ever get his answer?

>>85484517
lmao you got cucked out of that bitch boy
have fun with a used up 40 year old roastie

>>85483587
There's a documentary called Corrupted Justice that talks about how fucked up Perverted Justice is.

>>85483587
It is entrapment though

>>85484543
Little girls are sexy, that's all there is to it.

>>85484571
It's not.

>>85483969
I don't know.

>>85484517
>Sneedville
I guess he really fed this girl.

>>85484517
>sneedville

>>85484613
>>85484622
I don't get it??????

>>85484587
How is it not? If it keeps going like this soon we will have boner police that will stop random guys on the street and show them photos of hypersexualized little girls and when they inevitably get a boner they are sent to jail.

>>85484517
>Sneedville's Feed and Seed

>>85484637
Wrong.

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>>85484301
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Chris Hansen is a con artist who scammed his brain dead fans out of their money and he also cheats on his wife

>>85484635
Formally Chuckville

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>>85483448

We'd play video games.

Probly Dragon's Crown, Scott Pilgrim, or some other co-op beat 'em up

>>85484622
Formerly Chucksville

>>85484657
>>85484665
Chucks Feed and Seed???

In my experience rabid anti-pedo "activists" are always pedos themselves. It's their way of dealing with their irrational guilt and fear of getting caught.

>>85483969
Feels like wet sand, I think.

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>>85484661
That's not what you said in the chat.

>>85483448
>"I came here looking for booty"
And then I'd recreate that scene from the Boondocks.

>>85484689
>In my experience
how much experience do you have with pedophiles, anon.

>>85484689
>dude if you hate faggots you're a faggot too!
Not working, cuck. Day of the rope soon.

>>85483969
Like heaven

>>85483969
Like a glove
I assume

>>85483969

Salty milk and coins.

I'm glad his show got shit canned again
Fuck him and you "people" who actually watched that bullshit and got off on the misery of lonely men.

>>85484736
>nobody mentions faggotry
>"I'm not a faggot! You're a cuck! I swear I don't like dick!"
It's ok anon, we believe you.

>>85484766
t. simple minded pleb

>>85484517
>. There are even tribal and historical societies where engaging in sexual intercourse as a child elevates the child's status rather than diminishes it. In these cultures it is seen as something to be proud of.
You don't even have to look at exotic cultures for examples of this, it still exists in modern America for low class people. Here's a quote from Chris Brown, who lost his virginity at 8:
>By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I'm saying? Like, girls, we weren't afraid to talk to them; I wasn't afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it. You can be the best at it.

>>85483969
Probably like an onahole with a belt wrapped around it except warmer

>>85484787
It's the same logic libtards use. Same libtards are now advocating for pedophile rights.

Degenerate. Day of the rope soon.

>>85484651
Your wrong.

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>>85484842
Wrong

>>85484656
This

>hansen is literally the thought police
>people defend him and say its not entrapment
Land of the free, everyone

>>85484923
It's not thought if you actually do it though.

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>Yo bro I just need to take a shower and then you can fuck me in the ass, have some cookies and milk while you wait

How did they fall for this?

>>85484978
And none of the guys on his show are doing it

>>85484842
>day of the rope
Surprised the 13 year olds are still bandying this stale meme about

>>85485009
Well they did. They sent their dick picks and showed up.

>>85484842
>It's the same logic libtards use. Same libtards are now advocating for pedophile rights.
That's just a blatant lie. A couple of clickbait articles doesn't mean an entire political group is "advocating for pedophile rights".

>>85485044
So? None of the people involved were underage and no one had sex.

>>85483969
Not as good as an asshole.

>>85485044
Sending a dick pic to a consenting adult. Showing up to fuck a person that doesn't exist.
If anything, Hansen is the one on the wrong, he's providing people written (text) child pornography through those chats.

>>85485083
This. If the dick don't fit you must acquit

>>85485083
>>85485115
If you run up to a mannequin with a knife thinking it's a real person you're still demonstrating a will to commit crime. It's the intent.

>>85485134
you can go jail for this?

>>85485134
>imagine actually thinking like this anon
It's the thought police from 1984.
Soon we will have women asking for men to be arrested for masturbating at home to their nudes because it's a "rape thought".

>>85485170
Yeah, try it out. Especially if they find your diary saying how you want to kill someone.

>>85485171
>thought
But again, it's not just thoughts because you actually went out with a knife(dick) and tried to commit a crime lol.

It's like breaking into someone's home with a intent to kill someone but you now think you're innocent because the victim wasn't at home. Lmaooo

>>85483969
It feels fucking great. Your hand will never compare to it, believe me.

>>85485236
i don't even have a diary you queer i just wanted to know if you could goto jail for simply stabbing a mannequin to death

>>85485267
If they prove that you thought the mannequin was a real person. Like, if they find your diary or chatlog or something.

Same with pedos. They appeared there to fuck a kid and they stated that they want to do it. Bam. Intent+action.

>>85483448
"I would've looked down a lot, mumbled a bit then left in embarrassment"

- most of /tv/

>>85484141
We can do this the easy way or the hard way...either way- we gonna' do it.

>>85485267
funny you should mention that.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/mar/07/homeless-murders-las-vegas-police-arrest-mannequin-plot

>That guy who got tasered and screamed like a birch.

Comedy gold.

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>>85485603

>>85483969

like ejaculating into a vagina

>>85485603
>mfw i go to jail for beating up some ragged clothes on the street

>>85485603
Pedos btfo

>>85485632
What do tree screams sound like?

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>>85485603
I CAN'T GO AROUND HAMMERING BAGS ON THE STREETS?! THE INJUSTICE!

>>85483448
>you home alone with a 13-year old girl, what would've happened?
But who's she? A relative? I'd probably force her to watch some of the movies I love like I always do with people who are close to me. What's your fucking business, you closet rapist?

>>85486010
>force her to watch movies i love like i always do with people who are close to me
you have a problem my son

>>85485261
Check out this faggot

>>85483673
>thoughtcrime
USA is a dystopia.

>>85486104
Is it a crime in the current year?

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>>85486160
if i was president it would be
just wait 12 years

>>85484637
Hi. I went to a Tier-1 law school after scoring 171 on the LSAT. It's not entrapment. You're a fucking moron and a pedophile. That's all there is to it. Go and die.

>>85483969
For some reson it feels very different from masturbation. You also becme better at having orgasms with the years.

>>85483543

You're a saint anon, a saint.

How is this shit even legal? He's interrogating these people to self-incriminate without any rights being read or having a lawyer present in some thought crime.

>>85483969
Great for like 2 seconds

I'll never get all the hype

Cuddling with a qt is the best shit tho

However 90% of normie people would disagree, it's why they fuck everything in sight and still feel empty

>>85486193
Imagine how many girls I will make to see The Dollar Trilogy until 2030.

>>85486265
call me crazy but if you wanna fuck a kid i don't give a fuck about your faggoty rights

>>85486292
i'll turn a blind eye to the dollar trilogy but any other movie you force people to watch straight to jail

>>85486265
Hansen is not a cop. He doesn't have to read any rights.

>>85486265
Reminds me of some kike Youtuber in my country who used to catch gay pedos, beaten them, forced them to kiss a dildo, ended up in jail.

If there was consent between both parties, what's the issue?

This stuff is just a waste of resources and another form of government encroachment into our lives

>It's not entrapment
>Lots of the cases get thrown out of court

Pick one

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For some reason, this show reminds me of that fag Jason Fortuny, the guy who did that Craiglist prank and got his faggot-ass sued to death and now he's no longer an internet celebrity and he has to move around a lot to avoid repo men and process servers and so on.

>>85486368
>>Lots of the cases get thrown out of court
I think thats because of tempered evidence and not entrapment. Entrapment is fine in freedom land. They use that to catch terrorists too.

>>85486266
that's because there is no emotional connection

>>85486216
Right.

>>85484769

Only if you got 5 cocks son.

>>85486265
Hi. I'm the above-mentioned lawyer. You're wrong and a moron and a fag who should, and I'll explain how:

>any rights read
That is binding only upon police officers.

>muh right to counsel
Right, when you're being interrogated by police, not a talk show host

>thought crime
Nope. Not even close. Carrying on a sexual dialog with a person believed by the offender to be a child and then attempting to fuck that child in the ass are crimes. Not thought crimes, actual crimes. Those acts are in themselves NOT merely thoughts—they are in fact deeds—and they are also criminal. This is not hard.

Anyway, Hanson never once identifies himself as a police officer and never insists that the subjects answer him. He's simply in a residence to which he has lawful access and he is not prohibited from asking another visitor to the domicile if he'd like to take a seat over there and then pepper him with questions about being a pederast. You dumb. Fucking. Faggot.

>>85483448
How has no one beat the shit out of this smug fucker yet?

>>85486577
Stop larping as lawyer you homo.

>>85486623
calm down pedo

>>85484564

Can't find anything about this except some 12 min youtube video about a guy talking about another video.

>>85486623
pedos are a superstitious and cowardly lot

the closest anyone's gotten to him was that rabbi and he was just panicking over the cameras

>>85486891
>sucks bloody baby penis for life
>still ventures out for more
wew lassies, these kikes are relentless

>>85483448


You know what I really fucking hate? After Hansen and the pedophile talk and shit, he lets the guy walk out basically saying "you're free to go" only to get nabbed by cops waiting outside.

Why fucking do that? Just put handcuffs on the dude and do the whole "why don't you take a seat"

Don't give someone a false sense of hope only to be like "HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FREE TO GO? PFFHAHAHA"

>>85483448
2 words
role-playing chatroom dude

>>85486918
>Don't give someone a false sense of hope only to be like "HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FREE TO GO? PFFHAHAHA"
That's the best part. It's fucking hilarious.

>m-muh pedo compassion
lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtRe4KaxfeE

>>85484637
It's not entrapment because no one coerced you into trolling for kiddie booty. If the law followed pedo apologist standards of entrapment and kind of sting would be entrapment.

>but the sexy little girl flirted with me!
Ok? That doesn't mean you're forced to try to fuck her.

http://lawcomic.net/guide/?p=633

>>85483448
They should make a show like this but they should bait racemixers and get them beat up by a black hansen

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>>85486918
>Don't give someone a false sense of hope only to be like "HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FREE TO GO? PFFHAHAHA"
But the pedophile-hating tree monsters were the best part of the show

>>85486360
Well, minors are easily manipilated and they could be used by people with ill intentions. That can ruine someone's life. I agree that modern laws have not much sence, they should be more selective and prosecuting a 20 yo for sex with a 17 yo one is just barbaric, but we do need to protect small children.

>>85484505
the problem with that is we have the transcripts

>>85486577
>attempting to fuck that child in the ass
What is considered as attempting in the land of the free? Sounds kinda reasonable though if a person takes some action.

>>85483448
>13-year old

Too old.

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Pedophiles must all be executed. Pedophile defenders must also be executed. This show lets them off easy.

>>85487375
This, 12 is my limit they get too self aware past that age

>>85487375
>>85487424
IIRC Gumbert's line of no return was around 13-14.

>>85484790
>Chris brown quote

And look how well he turned out.

>>85487419
I understand your anger, anon. People do horrible things to kids (not like it's better to do horrible things to adults) but it will be better for humanity to totally denormalize murder. So executing people is a no go. Life sentence, yes. Murder should become something rare, unimaginable and totally out of place in this world.

>>85487522
>pedophiles
>people

Kill them all.

>>85483969
not as good as using your own hand

but since you've invested so much effort in getting there, is kinda satisfying in a non sexual way.

>>85487522
life sentences are just letting father time do the job you're too cowardly to do

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>>85483807
20 seconds of sweet freedom

>>85487419
That's funny because I'm pretty sure you would just call ur daddy's the police. Let's see you actually try to go out and kill a pedo and then let's see the pain in your eyes when you're beaten to a pulp.

>>85487667
Why do "people" find this entertaining?
Honestly, I hope you die if you do

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>>85486926
>mfw they mocked him for this
>mfw he actually ended up being right

>>85487697
So what would you like your last meal to be? Just kidding idgaf

>>85487667
Do Americans really do this?

>>85483448
Not something good... Can I know who you are please...?

>>85487764
>I'll get to that in a minute. What do you think should happen to you, Anon?

>>85487721
What's wrong with it?

>>85487640
>too cowardly to do
That's just beyong the line in my book.

>>85487375
8-12 best age. 13 is ok most of the time and 14 is pushing it. 15+ is roastie whore tier.

What would have happened if the bait caught an underage kid pretending to be an adult? Would the baiter get charged the same way?

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>>85486266
this anon gets it

although its pretty hot getting a chick to blast into orgasmal hyperspace

>>85487667
What the fuck they electrocuted him!?

I don't want this fucking cookie, I just want to get to the beach

>But generic shitposter on /tv/, won't be going to the beach today.

>>85486368
Almost everybody caught in the Texas sting had their cases thrown out because the police were being reckless, not because of entrapment

>>85487762
What exactly? Try to seduce people below the age of consent? Certainly. Shoot people? No need to ask.

>>85487833
I'm sure there's some kind of excuse or exception.
>le intention

>>85487847
>orgasmal hyperspace
it's all faked and acted, they just moan for the heck of it, not as a result of the orgasm
>inb4 not true and i have all of this non existent evidence to back myself up

>>85483448
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't gotten shot yet.
Like its America, I thought its like half your population is packing heat, what if one of the pedos just pops him one when he asks him to take a seat?

>>85487762
Arrest people for no reason?
Sadly, they do

>>85487733
are you telling me that dude got off? no pun intended.

>>85487865
They have the right to do so. In USA a policeman can even kill you if you don't do as he says. It's an archaic rule from the wild times when they used to have street wars and riots and shit like in Mad Max. Life changed but the laws still didn't.

>>85487905
You can't just shoot him, he's like Negan.

>>85483587
Being a pedo isn't a crime. Fucking children is a crime.

>>85487721
why? is it wrong to laugh at child molesters

>>85487905
>time to get my peepee touched by some juvenile
>let me bring my monster gun to protect my magnum dong from Chris Hanson

>>85487785
I should get a cake.

>>85487905
Some states don't let you carry a gun around outside as far as I know

>>85487833
I don't know but i really wish the law worked so that the baiter gets charged. Would make for a fantastic final episode, Chris and the decoy get taken down for trying to coerce a minor to have sex

>>85487961
What child was molested?

>>85487785
>Look... I know I'm in trouble, you know I'm in trouble... I'm not interested in getting even further into trouble...

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>>85487905
LOTS of people brought guns, but pedos are too pussy to use them on anyone but themselves

>>85487966
The cake is a lie!!

>>85487961
No? They're damaged people. Some of them damage other people also. This is not a reason for having fun time watching them do bad deeds.

>>85488012
>mountain dew
>my neighbour's daughter #1
so comfy

>>85487978
those states probably don't let you fuck minors either, but it didn't stop them

>>85488001
Not that guy but some of these guys were already convicted for molesting children.

>>85488012
there is nothing wrong with having that many guns

>>85488012
>tons of ammo and several guns
>cameras
>body armor
>porn
what the fuck kind of night was this guy planning?!

>>85486120
That's not a thought crime.

If a nation imprisons someone because he is an anarchist, despite that person hasn't actually done anything against others or their property, just had a bunch of anarchy books, philosophical ones, then that's a thought crime.

If someone tries to contact through any communication means a minor with sexual intent, that's not a thought, it's an action, so it cannot be considered a thought crime.

>>85487905
It is staged like and other trash """""reality""""" show.

>>85487978
No, they have to give you either OC or at will CC.

>>85483448
Didn't a lot of people from this show walk free?

>>85488001
no but these people are not just attracted to minors, they are willing to act on their urges. they are a threat to the public.

>>85488032
they know what they are doing is wrong. i would love to rob a bank, i would love to sell drugs. i dont do it because it is wrong. if i got caught doing something illegal i wouldnt expect people not to mock me

>>85487910
No, he actually caught another charge not long after: http://www.nbc-2.com/story/10684243/man-caught-in-dateline-sting-arrested-again

He did time for both as I recall.

>>85488064
so what if an 18 year old girl pretends to be 15 and a 30 year old fucks her. Should he go to prison?

>>85488064
>If someone tries to contact through any communication means a minor with sexual intent, that's not a thought, it's an action
I get it.

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>this guy shows up with camera
>decoy offers brownies
>immediately denies brownies then asks if they can just go up to the decoy's room for a bit

What did he mean by this

>>85488118
>if i got caught doing something illegal i wouldnt expect people not to mock me
Mock? Lynch maybe? Are we in the 19th century or something?

>>85486918
You forgot the part where this was a TV show, they are there for the ratings, not to save the children.

>>85488194
He doesn't like brownies or he already had them that morning so now he wants to have someb- something else.

>>85488221
who said anything about lynching? dont invent things. many of these people get caught for the same thing time and time again. they deserve to be derided, they are not children, they are not

>>85488278
they know what they are doing and they know it is wrong*

>be me
>be desperate and lonely
>dabble with traps, but am straight
>see "sexy teens" chat
>*blush*
>talk to grill
>actually female
>is cockhungry af
>sweating.jpg
>invites me over
>sex pretty much guaranteed
>whatthefuck.gif
>super nervous but decide to go
>buy condoms just in case
>show up to address
>she told me to just walk in
>look around the house
>nice place
>go into kitchen
>there is a dude there
>cameras
>freak out
>run away
>police suddenly appear and shove me to the ground
>given contract that allows my face to be used
>don't want to go to jail, so sign it
>life still ruined
>even more lonely and desperate than before

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>>85488053
luvs2eaturpeach did nothing wrong

>>85483587
You can tell which ones are far-right Americans by how much their opinions on justice sounds like a medieval peasant cheering for the immediate hanging of a guy accused of theft.

>>85487898
you just suck in bed. sorry to break it to you

>>85488318
you forgot a crucial part
>ask girl how old she is
>she says 13
>ask her if she is a virgin
>she says yes
>tell her i could get in trouble for this
>decide to see her anyway

>>85488387
>>talk to grill
>>is cockhungry af

>>85487872
>the police were being reckless
People still fall for this meme? The DA told them not to work with TCAP because he knew that the assistant DA was a pedo and was trying to cover for him. When the assistant DA got caught and killed himself, the DA went into full damage control to make the show look bad and deflect anything from himself and his office.

>>85483448
I would have put my ding dong in her cush-cush sir.

>>85484517
FUCK YOU PEDO DIE REEEEEEEE DIE

>>85483448
I only came here to tell her that I'm not coming here.

>>85488335
What a degenerate dialogue. He sounds like an animal with IQ around 60.

>>85483969
Probably not as good as my hand since I can go 3 or more hours with it.

>>85488465
Who's cockhungry, the anon or the girl?

>>85488387
ywn beautiful blonde with anime-quality skin slides her tight virgin pussy around your cock

>>85484517
>sneedville
Simpsons didn't do it first

>>85488356
>everything I don't like is far right

>>85488610
grill

>>85488491
Actually the Texas Lesbian Dentist Cartel wanted him out of the picture, so they beamed pedophillac thoughts into his brain via the mind control devices hidden in his fillings

>>85484517
God damn, he had a cutie of a wife too.

>>85487951
NULLUM CRIMEN, NULLA POENA SINE PRAEVIA LEGE
If it's impossible to comit the crime there's no POENA nor CRIMEN

>>85484517
My great-grandfather married my great-grandmother when they were 16 and 12 respectively. They lived till their 90s, had 6 kids.

>>85488768
It was a different time.

>>85488694
Boring.

>>85488053
/k/ pls go

Every TCAP thread
>entrapment
>muh thought crimes
>armchair lawyers speak generalities
>real unironic lawyers show up on their lunch breaks or something
>BTFOs armchair lawyers
>armchair lawyers claim they're speaking of """European""" laws
>real lawyers point out even their basic concepts of law that is applicable to most civilized nations are wrong
>l-laws are w-wrong and o-outdated
>THERE WAS NO INTERNET WHEN THESE LAWS WERE MADE
every time

>>85483969
Buy a warm fleshligth and you'll know.

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>>85488012
Kino
https://www.adultdvdempire.com/691440/my-neighbors-daughter-7-porn-movies.html

>>85488335
Jesus fucking christ. Please tell me this is staged.

>>85487667
>stand perfectly still with arms at your sides
>get electrocuted

American police are so fucking stupid

>>85483594
Cops are ready to arrest you the moment you walk out.
Either you're charged or not is a different situation.

>>85488785
Yes, based Lenin really improved things for us.

>>85488902
If you do not listen to the police, you will get shot with electricity or bullets. Listen to the police at all times, citizen

>>85488902
>arms at your sides
Yeah that's actually dangerous you mouthbreating fuck. There's a reason why they ask you to put your nigger hands in the air.

>>85483448
I would just dab on him and walk out

#DabOnH8rs

How come the hansen vs predator with the clearly 4chan user never aired?

>>85488902
American police was instructed "Better shoot them than they shoot you since forever". Haven't you heard how they scream and shake in fear? Every American arrest on Youtube is hysteria and panic of officers.

>>85488981
He browsed these threads so he took all the precious legal advice they provide and walked away scot free

>>85489020
>Every American arrest on Youtube is hysteria and panic of officers.
I've noticed that too. Those fuckers are on some crack on that country. Slightest movement gets them all jumpy.

>>85488902
>>85489020
>let me tell you about your country
In states where it's super easy to acquire guns, the police do not take any chances and go for a disabling take down to make sure nobody gets capped. TCAP: Florida Edition had all creeps taken down despite surrendering outside.
>forgetting about the ghillie episode

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>It says here you wanted to quote "blank her blank." What did you mean by this?

>>85488981
This guy was from /b/ >>85487033

>>85483448
>Not preparing a pro-abstinence presentation

It's like they all want to be caught.

I live in a country where 13 years old girls literally throw themselves at adults and nobody gives a shit, and yet I like milfs, bread for the toothless I guess

>>85488902
I'm usually ok with the cops' use of tasers/guns but in this case it's done for tv ratings (like everything else in this show)
It's seriously pretty fucked up what is put on tv solely for entertainment in America.

>>85489020
It's been scientifically proven that Americans are the most fearful people in the developed world.

> Scared of the English
> Scared of the Indians
> Scared of the blacks
> Scared of each other
> Scared of the blacks again
> Scared of killer bees
> Scared of mexicans
> Scared of the youth
> Scared of Muslims

Did they ever release the fedora episode or was it just a scam-prank for 4chan (considering the crowdfunding was probably succesful thanks to /tv/ and /b/)?

>>85489115
>This guy was from /b/
sauce

>>85488902
Webs have to be silent, but they were shouting at him to put his hands up

>>85487697
Fucking pedo just die

>>85486918
Actually they are free to go anytime. He can't keep them there and it would be to the state's disadvantage if he did since it could be argued that he's acting as an agent of the state.

And once they put the cuffs on, he doesn't have to say anything and the show goes to shit.

>so what would you have done if I wasn't here, it really was a 13 year old girl?
>I dunno man, I dunno.
>bull-fucking-shit you pedo scum. You know exactly what would've happened. You said it all right fucking here. Quote 'I would rape your little asshole so hard that you would shit blood and cum for a week. I would get you pregnant and fuck your baby out of the-', oh, go ahead and cry you little pussy bitch. I hope you're ready to get shamed to death in prison, because I've been there, and believe me, the pedos like yourself are the first to go.
Yikes. No wonder HvP was cancelled

>>85483448
Just bring a pizza and say your delivering it to the house.

Fucking brainlets on the show always panic and start admitting guilt straight away

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>>85489671
>thinking you can escape JUSTICE

>>85489784
What are you doing here?
>Oh didn't you order this pizza?
No, please take a seat
>Sorry sir I have to take this pizza back to the store. This must have been a prank call. You know what kids are like haha

>>85483587
>LET'S JAIL PEOPLE FOR THINKING AND SAYING THINGS WE DON'T AGREE WITH XD!!!!

>>85489875
>POLICE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>condoms found
>face matches profile pic

Don't drop the soap m8

>>85489875
Then the cops slam you and search your computer

>>85489974
>>condoms found
Aren't there guys that keep those in their wallet?

>>85489671
Lolis hate pizza. Gotcha!

>>85488803
Literally has never happened and I'm in a lot of these threads. You must be thinking of reddit.

>>85483448
depends on what her opinion on which kubrick she likes the most and which tarkovsky she found the most inspiring

>>85490069
it's "haet" you newfag

>>85490091
>Literally has never happened and I'm in a lot of these threads.
You were not. You don't even know the reason why they scrapped the fedora episode.

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>>85488194

>>85489974
But sir I always carry condoms in my wallet, you never know when you could get lucky ha ha *light hearted laugh to change everyone's mood*

>>85489994
That's why you always use private mode when browsing the www

>>85490326
>Welp that guy's laugh's all I need. Watcha reckon, Frank?
>Oh, totally. You're free to go sir, sorry for bothering you.

>>85483448
I am not actually here, sir. This is a kage bunshin

>>85490402
>No worries, senpai.
*teleports out of the room*

>>85488194
this guy killed himself immediately after. I found his obit once

>>85483448
おまえわもう死んでいる

I want to reach out to richer to ask what his life been like post tcap. Like I could discern some grand truth about the nature of humanity and society from such knowledge

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REMINDER that when anonymously polled, most men admit to be sexually attracted to 14 year old girls the most
REMINDER that a nation treating a man like a murderer for being sexually attracted to a post pubescent female is literally feminism in action
REMINDER that 16 year old girls are biologically the best breeding material and it's all downhill from there, with autism/down's/miscarriage rates skyrocketing after 30, the (((ideal))) age to have children

>>85483448
For sex I am not cumming.

>>85491360
>t.pedo

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>>85491360
Feminism sounds pretty cool

>>85487898
Maybe if you didn't suck at fucking you'd pick up on some of the quivering that accompanies orgasm, internally and externally.

>hey man i was strollin around town and decided to take a shortcut thru the house, deud

>>85484584
no they aren't

kys

>>85484771
You've been here for a long time, anon.

>>85484517

>Sneedville

wtf
suddenly this simpons meme has deepened in lore

>>85487905
They watxh them closer in open carry states. That's why the cops tackle every single person and pepper spray them in Flurrdurr episodes.

>>85483519
>>85484406
>>85484571
>>85484923
>>85485115
>>85485170
>>85486120
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempt

Why are all non-Americans pedophiles?

What's this hairstyle called? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8CF4LDRdVc

>>85491360
>16 year old girls are biologically the best breeding
And legal in most countries.
>30, the (((ideal))) age to have children
Said no one ever.

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where did all the moralfags come from?

>>85484736
I have a "friend" that hates snakes and you could argue that, metaphorically, he is infact a snake.

>>85494663
Whoa that image is extremely accurate

>>85483448
13?! The bitch promised she was 9! tell that old used up hoe to GTFO, Chris!!!

>>85492914
This.

I just can't understand how people can't tell faking. The constrictions that woman have when having an orgasm would be pretty difficult to fake.

Besides acting is still acting and is easy to see, an orgasm is also about letting go, women have to let go off their ego/identity/self image if only for a brief moment, which is a tremendous deal for them and would be impossible to fake.

>>85495158
I'm only talking about the screaming, it's always fake. And that's not letting go of their ego because "screaming" is "sexy" and that's all women need.

>>85489265
Sauce?

>>85483807
literally the only way

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>move aside dicklets

>>85491360
scaruffi?

>>85488803

All of that's true except the real lawyer part

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>>85492213
GHILLIE SUIT. WHAT THE FUCK. AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>85489100
What did he mean by this?