Happy birthday >Kate Beckinsale, Kevin Spacey, Jason Statham,

>1928-1999
wtf why don't we know kubricks age accurately

who are those people

>>85478586
damn Sandra Bullock is in her 50s

>>85478653
jason stam is that bad guy from those epic car movies
kevin spacy is the president from that politician show
I don't know who those others are, specially that creepy old man RIP

Crank 3.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATE

>>85478740
>jason stam is that bad guy from those epic car movies

hes a producer actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RCyVFdkbgk

>>85478787
based Jason

>>85478683

It's an older picture of her.

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>Kate will never be your mommy
Just fucking end it now.

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>>85478586
>they all have separate birthday parties in the same revolving restaurant
>power goes out
>minute later
>someone dead on one of the five cakes
>a note or some shit saying all cakes will have a body on them by the end of the night
>birthday boys/girls gotta team up and find out whos doing this from the people they invited
Title: And Many More

I'll take my money now

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>>85478586
Love that movie

rotten tomatoes 45%

>>85478586

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

Jason and Kate are a newly wed couple that moves to Hollywood because Jason is a stuntman.

Kevin Spacey is Stone Mason one of Hollywood's most beloved actors, Bullock is his wife but it is all a charade because Stone is gay but they stay together because it is benefitial to their careers.

Jason meets Kevin spacey and he takes a liking to him, he starts to mentor him and getting him more gigs....but it comes at a price.

He invites him to join him in a secret society called The Enlightened....he tells him he needs to sacrifice his wife in order to gain the favor of HIM and make it in Hollywood.

Jason refuses and he and his wife must escape Hollywood before certain sacrificial date important to them comes around, they have 48 hours but its not so easy, their credit cards, everything is deleted by the cult.

The movie would be called Leap of Faith.

>>85479038
poor man's lock stock

>>85478604
because they stop counting after he die

>>85479388
that movie is far better than lock stock

Kate and Sandra are a pair of lesbian assassins tasked with killing Jason and Kevin who are also a gay hitman couple.

>>85479538
lol

>>85479388

Snatch improves on everything in Lock Stock, this is like saying Terminator 2 is a poor man's Aliens

>>85479570
I would unironically watch that, I dont think ive ever seen that idea actually on film.

>>85479602
this

>>85479608
it'd be a dark comedy in the vein of Burn After Reading

Why would you wish happy birthday to a dead man? Also I think the day a celeb died should be the day of celebration for them. They weren't born famous but they died famous.

>>85479602
Except lock stock, terminator 1 and alien are all better movies than the sequels.

>stanley kubrick died 25 years ago

>>85480214

I made my post and if you can't understand what it means fuck you, you're an idiot.

>>85480214
not him but I bet you think Temple of Doom is the best Indy

>>85480214
>terminator 1
>better than the sequel

Im going to guess you are 23, please be honest if im right.

Friendly reminder that only the faggiest millennial cumslurp cucks prefer Terminator 2 over the first one.

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>>85478860


Cate > Kate

>>85478888
I've already seen that, it's a typical Agatha Christie story

>>85480214
Literally everyone thinks Alien is better than its sequels

>>85478586
>Kevin Spacey stars as a closeted business CEO, married to Kate Beckinsale
>He is informed by a shady group, represented by Jason Statham, to publicly support a Sandra Bullock's character in an upcoming Presidential election
>Being a wealthy CEO, he knows the truth about her character however
>He's threatened with being publicly outed
>He undergoes a psychological adventure of trying to figure out his moral compass
>Along the way he sees his wife cheat on him, his kids bullying other kids, his gay lover murdered and the news channels all seem to be talking directly to him
>Film ends with him embracing Sandra Bullock in a hug on stage and crying tears of joy as he proclaims how much he loves her and how it's time she became President
>Directed by the corpse of Stanley Kubrick

>>85478586
Jason eats kate and sandra pusys

100> box office