>movie trailer >WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY

>DAE LE CTHULHU DUDE TENTACLES LMAO HE WENT LE INSANDE 2 SPOOKY XD

HP Redditcuck, fuck off

>>85476174
just make ''in the heart of the sea'' but instead of whale they use cthulhu or some other monster

>>85476174
post the other green texting version where they hardly show Cthuhlu

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Make it a shot for shot of The Call of Cthulhu, but don't mention Cthulhu's name or show any defined iconography of him until he actually shows up in the end.
>Watch normies flip their shit over the twist that it was a Cthulhu movie the whole time.
>Watch normies complain that it wasn't Cthulhu on a meme rampage with Chris Pratt Quiping as he runs for the kill switch.

>>85476265
you forgot
>LOL IT'S SO SCARY I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT!!!
Elementary school tier writing

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the problem with cthulu is theres no counter cthulu to whup his ass. it needs a giant mecha or something. never enough mecha imo

>>85477061
>Cthulhu vs. Mechacthulhu

mankind is not ready for the likes of such kino

Stop posting your trash idea.

>*WARNER BROS.*
>*LIONS GATE*
>Shot of atlantis, on its walls; Egyptian Hyeroglyphics that show Cthulu
>INNSMOUTH HOTEL, there are thugs who are conceald in very heavy clothing
>Large, hooded thug pulls down his hood to reveal that he is a giant CGI shark man with reptile eyes
>Military troops are shooting cgi starfish monsters on the coastline, cops and swat are trying to take out fish people, stronk womyn is beating up green-frog-like-hybrids
>That weird slomo bwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- and an underwater explosion sound as a tomb is being destroyed
>Submarine is approaching a huge crevace made in the tomb, as tentacles comes out to that psudeo slo-mo st-st-st-st-studder stop, grabbing the sub.
>all leads previously shown in the movie is now stopping whatever their doing as looking at the camera,
>Ear shattering fart noise as Cthulu rises out of the water
>Donald Trump is ebil, him and his frog minions have the NecroCon (shortened for ease of digestion), trying to ctrulu cthulu
>Cthulu roars into the camera for a full 10 seconds, glass shattering and all
>Drumpf hair
>As Cthulu is about to smash the camera
>SUMMER 2018 SEE IN IMAX 3D

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>Silent pan of the ocean
>This starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIeR7uTqEQY
>"Imagine a world"
>shot of underwater city
>"where we weren't the first"
>fart noise, stone cracking
>"to arrive here"
>A huge eye can be seen through a crevice
>tracking shot of a helicopter
>"we've got company boys" crackles over the radio
>gun fire, grenades exploding
>Cthulhu rises from the ocean
>shots of destroyed city
>close up shot of the protagonist with an rpg
>"ia ia this you son of a bitch"
>rocket zooming towards cthulhus scared face
>explosion
>"THE"
>deep one rising out of the water being shot at by US troops
>"CALL"
>navy seals dropping into desert shooting at nyarlathotep
>"OF"
>nerdy character reading the necronomicon looking surprised
>"CTHULHU"
>coming november 8th

>>85478088
i'd be all right with something like this as long as it shows that no matter how many deep ones or shoggoths they kill the Old Ones are simply unstoppable