>There are not enough hours in the day (but I'm so happy w/life rn)
>Awkardly tipping my hat to tose who apparently like me in a hat. I think I look like a big dork but thanks!
>To this day my most spontaneous and best impersonation I've ever done was Scarlett Johansson looking for her vagina in UNDER THE SKIN. Only one person saw it and I'll never do it again.
>literal chats with his mom
What did Riley mean by this?
Now I'm wondering if his Scarlett Johansson impersonation was kino.
>>85469262
holy shit what an embarrassment
she did nothing wrong, prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
>>85469437
kys, she destroyed him and that's why he acts like that
I bet he wishes he could materialize the deprogrammers, because no one else has ever been trapped so deep in the cult of MEW.
>>85470671
go to sleep riley
I unironically stopped finding MEW attractive after she cucked Riley
>>85471372
same. he was a good boy who cared about her.
i hope she regrets it and he finds someone better and she dies dried up and alone.
He unironically looks hot in that second pic
>>85471508
Dude doesn't have that low-T jawline/facial structure
>>85471372
Same lol. I hate her with my guts now.
>>85471482
>>85471625
I think what disgusts me the most is that people will automatically default to her side because she's a(n attractive) woman. I don't even usually give a shit about "muh celeb gossip" but goddamnI self-inserted myself as Riley sometimes, inb4 "stop posting Riley"
I still like tall-ish leggy brunettes, but just not ones with MEWface
>>85469262
He's cute :3 That lady he was with looked homely