/got/ general: Mace the fallen ace

Damn these threads are quick

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First for Stannis being alive

>>85461632

bumping

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INCOMING FOREIGN INVASION

first for joffrey did nothing wrong

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiHtCzLFymM

Who was in the wrong here?

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

Azor Euron

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How would she handle dothraki dick?

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>>85461793
>How would she handle dothraki dick?

Not as much as she would handle mine

>>85461765
These are the 'good guys'

Fucking degenerates BURN THEM ALL

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FERTILE TYRELL

Why doesn't the Night's King just go around the wall?

>sides with the Mad Queen over the Mad King's daughter

lol

is being a maester beta?

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Cast him

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>>85461793
My boy Asher wouldn't let her

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As a prank, Varys should hide Selyse's fetuses until Dany goes to bed. Then he should take them all out and write "Rhaego 2,3,4" etc. on the dead fetuses's clothes as he dresses them up and puts them in a circle on chair around her entire bed so that when Dany wakes up she has like 20 fetuses watching her all named Rhaego 2,3,4 etc.
I'm sure Dany would see the humor in it.

>>85461701

Anyone here ever wondered in theory whether the shows story line is going to have an effect on the next 2 books, i mean it wouldn't be to far fetched to think that the show itself would change Grrm's mind on the future storyline of the books, right ?

>>85461845
Nothing wrong with a little bit of sodomy on the side

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How did we go back to waifuposting so fast? I wasn't here monday and missed all the discussion

>>85461855
poor writing. he has the power to freeze water ffs...

>>85461867
a solider who dies a horrible death

>>85461867
victarion

>>85461906
no he doesn't

>>85461855
>Why doesn't the Night's King just go around the wall?

but he has

>>85461897
no doubt GRRM wants to reward bookfags with fresh storylines.

>>85461867
some slack-jawed northerner who's flayed alive by the boltons

I want to hang out with Ellie

>>85461868
>Queen Daenerys' new royal decree is that every Lord has to house a Dothraki inside their keep

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>>85461866
no

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>>85461735
Very torn... do i want to see a Asha Greyjoy (Battle of Ice) or Victarion Greyjoy (Battle of Fire) POV first?

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>>85461885
>As a prank, Varys should hide Selyse's fetuses until Dany goes to bed.

Imagine coming into the room seeing dat

Can't wait to see The Night King take one of the dragons for himself. Wight Dragon sounds cool as fuck.

>after all these years I have finally written George RR Martin's Game of Thrones: Brought to you by HBO
What did the Maester mean by this?

>>85461765
>Made you touch my pussy bro, you just got PRANK'D
>Northern skirt wearing pansy, MAYBE you can command the sea bitch and attack the fishermen, watch out for the nets lol
>Hey, I've ridden all the way to Winterfell just to remind you in front of yours and my men that you're a retarded cunt I have zero respect for, peace out!
>I could throw an ax into Ramsey's head and save you, but you're being a little bitch so fuck it, you're dead to me

>OY U ERE TO STEAL MY THRONE M8?! I'LL KICK U IN UR CUNT OUR MUM WILL FEEL IT
>I can't believe I wasted time to try to rescue you.
>Why are you being such a bitch over a few bad years?
>If you can't be useful to me you should just kill yourself, like, what are you even doing here?
>Anyway, isn't this bitch hot? Yeah, you're never gonna bang something like that ever again, aren't ya? lol, jk, jk, come on bro, I'm just teasing. But seriously though, eunuchs are funny.

>Daily reminder that you'll never experience sexual gratification ever again
>AAA SAVE ME THEON!

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What a fucking cuck POS. I hope the North stabs him in the back and rallies with Sansa against this manlet,if I was a northman i'd beat the shit out of the traitorous bastard myself.cuck slave for women has broken every vow or oath he made,first he betrayed the NW for whore ygrittes ginger minge,then he betrayed Mance because muh NW, then betrayed the NW because muh wildlings, then betrayed stannis because muh NW, and is now betraying the North just to get a whiff of Targ pussy. Fucking son of a whore who eloped with an emo harpplaying faggot like the dumb roastie she is, then didnt have the sense to use contraception.I hope Night King ends Jon and Dany and her Cuckshed Coalition
Jon is a beta cuck. As King in the North, he has a duty to his people, to preserve their honor and dignity even if it means their death. He should go to her and offer an alliance, and tell her "fuck you, my people made me king, I come here as King and leave as king, take it or leave it " Jon will be known as the "King who Knelt" like Torrhen Stark and the North will spit on his memory regardless of what happens next. Hes humiliating himself and conceding to Dany

>>85461866
(((maester)))

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>>85461956

>>85461978
No, Cersei will take out a dragon and quberyn will res it

>>85461735
>Guy burns his daughter alive and still has supporters

This is some political commentary shit

>>85461978
it's gunna be hella frickin epic my dude!!!!

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>>85461978
THE NIGHT KING CHOSE YOU AS HIS CHAMPION LONG BEFORE THE SCOURGE WAS CREATED

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>start reading the books
>get to the part with riots in king's landing
>get to part of lolly's Stokeworth rape

wonder what it would be like to be raped and impregnated by hundreds of filthy peasants as they take turns using you.

35th for Dothraki laying waste to much of Westeros

>>85461885
Lmao

do millenials love dany and her entitlement?

save the cheerleader

>>85462035
it would be extremely painful

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>>85462010
Unironically I can imagine the Mad Queen trying that

>>85461986
how angry are you?

>>85461986
lmao imagine being THIS mad

typical stannisuatist post.

>>85461986
10/10

>>85461986
He's the hero the North needs.

Torrhen ensured the continued survival of his people. Jon will do the same

It was easy to ignore how bad the white walkers design is until they actually started getting regular screentime

>>85461986
jon won't kneel though so you're invalid

>>85462035
is that bronns gf, she seemed nice :(

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>>85461785
Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week. Always in more sexy and exciting ways.

>>85462050
>it would be extremely painful

4 YOU

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>Valyrian Steel is (hypothetically) effective against White Walkers
>Dawn is said to have the properties of Valyrian steel

It's a shame Edric Dayne is too young to wield it in the books, it could end up being pretty useful

>>85462050
For vagoo

>>85461986
Unironically this

>>85461986
that's a lot of angst in one post, d&d should have cast you as jon snow

>>85461855
>>85461906
>>85461928
>>85461935
You guys are pretty fucking autistic and retarded.

You don't get at all what the Wall is for, you stupid fucks.


Have you ever considered the wall was made for
a) stopping the wildlings
b) stopping The Others from going to the 7 kingdoms during SUMMER

It was never meant to stop the night's king during winter, you retarded cucks

choose your friend: varys or littlefinger

>>85462072
what? the WW look siick

>>85462084
drop your autistic obsession with a a literal inanimate item you fool

>>85462109
>b) stopping The Others from going to the 7 kingdoms during SUMMER

but they bring the weather with them

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>>85462050
for you.

>>85462075
yes it is bronn's wife. in books he still marries her, despite her being gangbanged and preggo.

>>85461859
This. Fucking lol

>>85462074
>She's gonna take double dicks

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Cast Him

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should I just buy a fucking pass? I'm getting so sick of these fucking disappearing storefronts and endless signs holy shit

>>85462112
littlefinger doesn't have friends

varys has been shown to risk himself more than once for friends and people he likes

>>85462067
this

Jon Starkgaryen, King in the North and Rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms will save the known world.

>>85462139
or rather, because she's preggo, so he can swoop in and take over the keep

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Are people actually upset over the sand sneks getting killed?
Was talking to co-workers today and they were really upset about it

>>85462075
he literally kneels to her in episdoe seven in front of everyone. The gormless manlet just plays tough at the beginning the same way Stacy whores play coy and hard to get before surrendering to Chad cock. In this scenario, he gets down on his hands and knees and spreads his ass cheeks and basically says "yes Queen Dany fuck me with your Dragon dildo like im your bitch" The leaks say that Tyrion and everyone in the room is shocked that Jon kneels out of nowhere. His rsistance at the beginning is simply a whore playing hard to get as foreplay.

>>85462112
Varys. Littlefinger thinks with his willie too much

>>85461986
do you always force yourself to go against the general opinion? were you rejected by society?

>>85462139
>yes it is bronn's wife. in books he still marries her, despite her being gangbanged and preggo.

well bronn doesn't give a shit, he's just in it for the castle

>>85462155
Yes.

>>85462166
pretty sure she still had the older sister thing in the books, but i'll check.

>>85462174
I doubt it. The only one people liked in any capacity is the one that didn't die.

>>85462175
episode seven isn't even out so how could you know that
and don't say "leaks"

as for the rest of your post >ss cheeks and basically says "yes Queen Dany fuck me with your Dragon dildo like im your bitch" Th

evaluate yourself you utterly autistic spastic cunt, fucking hell

>>85462139
>yes it is bronn's wife. in books he still marries her, despite her being gangbanged and preggo.
>being literally cucked by hundreds of smelly peasants

JUST

>>85462174
It's annoying how they just got fridge'd and were never given a chance to shine

>>85462199
Not for long, according to Bronn. He expects her to have a horseriding "accident" soon.

>>85462174
Most people probably don't even remember them or what they did. Most watchers wouldn't even be able to name more than 5 characters

are we going to see stark senpai (nigger word) reunion with jon, sansa, bran, and arya?

>>85462241
Blame Bryan Cogman

Is Wolverine going to kill CIA?

>>85462174
Some normies are upset, others aren't

in the burlington bar reaction one of /ourguys/ literally waved goodbye

>>85462155
>not using legacy captcha

lol

senpai test

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Why doesn't CIA just flee back to the Riverlands (which he is lord of)?

>>85462237
Dying like a man fighting the Night's King is more respectable than kneeling to some foreign whore with an army of eunuchs and savages

>>85462038
her dad had the throne though bucko

>>85462261
no

>>85462237
>kneeling to a literal roastie

Hes right though, Jon should slap her and buttfuck her and make her taste her ass on his dick . He needs to remind her its a mans world and shes just the real kings whore. Instead, we are going to get him eating her out like a Eunuch while she lays down bored and unimpressed

>>85462241
They were. But I guess I think they only had enough time to shsine with shitty writing, which doesn't count

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Sansa a cute! A CUTE!

>>85462261
Jon isn't there when Bran and Arya arrive

>>85462261
Season 8

Targaryen union first.

Stark reunion happens this season though

>>85462265
cogmans the fag that made them be in the show

>>85462268

>not calling her X-23

thats the only fucking reason she's there, completely ends her PoV for the season

>>85462239
Bronn becomes a knight and owns his own keep as a result of his scheme, having started as a lowly sellsword.

He also names the baby "Tyrion" solely to piss off Cersei.

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Which one will Cersei kill and which one will become the Dusky Woman after Euron gets her as a gift and cuts her tongue out

>>85462330
They were always going to be in the show ,anon.

>>85462324
yeah, if you're a homosexual

>>85462151
>>85462151

Too good for GoT

>>85462309
He used up all his movement points last season.

>>85462261
brann? yes. he will likely come down and spill the beans about him essentially being god and doing time travelling worging which led to the start all creation essentially.

arya? no. guarantee she will turn around now and go back to kings landing

>>85462309
Melissandre stole his jetpack.

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why do so many people love Jorah Mormont?

>>85461701

Jon sits around until ep. 6

i was afraid of this based on the leaks and now it seems to be borne out by the trajectory of the episodes. Jon's not going to pick up a sword until ep. 6. Really frustrating. I don't know if it's a budget thing or a storytelling problem but he just hangs out at winterfell until ep. 3 and then hangs out at dragonstone until ep. 6 when the wight hunt starts.

i'm hoping the action in the last couple episodes makes up for it, but man it's rough to see one of the best action characters on the show just stand around and talk for most of the season.

>>85462310
>>85462317
evaluate your lives
look at the STATE of the shit you idiots are spewing out

embarassing, frankly I'm a little ashamed I even choose to share a website with people like you
>hurr cuck, yass queen, whore, feminism, obsession with sex acts i've never committed etc etc etc

>>85461986
Northerners are retarded children who need their hand held by a pragmatic leader. Jon didn't ask to be King in the North, nor did Robb. The north would be nothing but ash and bones if Torrhen hadn't knelt.

best GOT name? i vote Dickon.

>>85462348
>tfw when no more best girl after next episode

cersei will likely pull mad king and kill both of them by killing one in front of the other.

>>85462393
They identify with putting a girl on a pedestal and never being loved

>>85462023
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white kids

>>85462393
because he's the underdog

Is Jon seriously going to get to Dragonstone after only one episode?

>>85462404
Reek

>>85462393
betas love betas?

>>85462404
Mance Rayder desu

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>>85462309
Because he wants to schtup Sansa

>>85462348
She's so cute

>>85462404
Rhaegar


gonna name my son that

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>>85462450
>is a wildling raider
>named "Rayder"

Bravo Gurrm

>>85462403
better to be ashes and bones than to be Whore Danys cuck slave bitch boi. How long belong Jon gives the Dothraki Alys karstark so they can breed the Northern Women?

>>85462393
/tv/ identifies more with cucks. Unlike superior board (>>>/pol/).

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>>85462357
no, originally the show was gonna skip over dorne

but then Cogman was like "use my fanfic where Jaime and Bronn go to Dorne it'll be great"

and he begged and begged until D&D caved and included Dorne

turns out it was a bad idea and Cogman's fanfic is shit, so D&D have been working on annihilating the Dorne shit

and they made Cogman write the death scene and BTFO-ing of the Dorne shit in Ep2

And D&D are writing the final execution of it i next ep

>>85461867
Braavosi whore #2

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>>85462438
>Traveling from Winterfell to Dragonstone in one day is a problem but sailing from Dragonstone to Casterly Rock isn't

>>85462438

Eh? Took Varys from Dorne to Meeren in like 1/5 of an episode

>>85462438
theres only 5 more episodes this season, and 3 the next season, they have to fast travel this shit if they're going to finish all the plots in time.

>>85462393
Great actor with super cool voice. I believe that is 70% of it.

Just re watched season one

God Ned was so fucking serious all the time and can't handle a single bit of bantz. I bet as soon as all the other people in the small council meet him they were like ahhh ffs, funs over boys :/

If he just had a fat joint all of this would have been cool

>>85462478
kill yourself

>>85462438
Is Catelyn seriously going to get to King's Landing after only one episode? Is Tyrion seriously going to get from Winterfell to The Wall to Winterfell down to the Riverlands in only a couple episodes?

>>85462482
Must you insert your cuckold fetish into every discussion?

Is the name Castle Black racist against those from the Summer Isles? baka

niggas, let know me.

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>>85462174
>Are people actually upset over the sand sneks getting killed?
Yes, but just fags.

>>85462499
glad I'm not alone. other than that he's pretty lame

>>85462393
>handsome
>actually a good actor
>relatable to the bitter incels on here

what's not to love?

>>85462509
bro, he's in his what, 50s? ofc he's gonna be an uptight square. Besides, he's a fucking vet mann, probably got ptsd and shit

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>>85462509
>a fat joint
>The Year of Our Lord 2017
>Still imbibing wicked posions

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>>85462174
>Was talking to co-workers today and they were really upset about it

Yup, talking to a new lass about it and she was fuming. She said there's not enough Ayra in the show when i did a impression of Grey Worm.

reddit is not satire.

>>85462535
Sandtits McGee is alive. I'm fine.

Why are there so many eunuchs in this show?

>>85462529
>implying this isnt gonna happen

Alys was literally casted to be a big titted whore for a wildling or a dothraki. screencap this.

>>85462398
next episode is the battle at casterly rock: Unsullied vs unknown fleet
The next one is the battle at High Garden: Bronn&Jaime vs Drogon&Daenerys
The next one is the battle in Winterfell: Arya vs Brienne
Then the wight hunt: Night's King vs Jon: Round 2.

>>85462515
Relax, he's gonna be mixed so he can pull it off.

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>>85462566
>reddit is not satire.
Sadly, no

>>85462438
Plot convenience let it be

>>85462509
>If he just had a fat joint all of this would have been cool
If all the lords of Westeros just sat down and blazed a fat one, everything twould be iree

>>85461986
You're angry, but you're right.

>>85462174
A show fag coworker of mine who calls Dany Khaleesa said good riddance to them lol.

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>>85462567
Same, the only good one lived.

>>85462568
there are two

>>85462438
He might borrow Brienne's teleporter.

>>85462579
Bronn is coming back? Why would Arya fight Brienne?

>>85462324
I would eat her ass as my only sustenance for weeks.

>>85462623
dat broad in da middle doe

>>85462535
the guy in the white shirt is /ourguy/

>>85461701
The sand sneks last scene was written like the walking dead and edited like Taken 2 & 3. Simply amazing the drop in quality that this show has undertaken.

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>>85462640
What ass?

>>85462348
Why are the King's Landing guards so shitty looking

>>85462586
>perfect that arya met hot pie again and learned the one thing that could change her path's direction

what fucking thing? oh you mean how she FUCKING THOUGHT BOLTONS STILL HAD WINTERFELL UNDER CONTROL? HOW SHE DIDN'T JUST WENT THERE AND KILL THEM ALL, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S HER FUCKING HOME?

yes, that does make sense you fucking redditor. fucking redditors need to be executed live on stage.

>>85462661
only a 7 ep season
-apologist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzgQBQdWLmc
>the proper translation for that would be Prince OR Princess
*cheers*

Are Jon, Beric, and The Hound going to become Azor Ahai together?

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>>85462640
ummm can you not?

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>>85462657
Because he waved bye to one snek? Is wasn't even sarcastic. He was being faggy and emotional with all the other numales.

>>85461986
Guess you missed the part where they needed dragonglass, retard? It's hard to be an uncompromising badass from a position where you have no fucking leverage.

>>85462677
ewww
oh no

>>85462686
Armor always sucked in this show.

>>85461866
seems comfy desu senpai

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>>85461852

I want to put a baby in her

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>>85462703
>they literally clap and cheer at all the obvious fanservice bullshit
I thought it was a meme holy shit

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>violence against women get kids on /tv/ to call you and alpha male and /ourguy/
what went wrong?

>>85462586
>being this fucking stupid to think that the nymeria scene was just about shallow sentimentals

fucking le faggots are so uncultured that they can't see it was a character development scene for arya to realize that she no longer has a place at winterfel. she's that wild wolf now. too much has happened for her, so now she's going to go back to king's landing to do what she set out to do.

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>>85462482
>>85462529
>tfw the Dothraki take the Thenns place in the show

>>85462694
>imagine being this mad

>>85462638
>Bronn is coming back?
Yeah, he will probably do a cameo next episode to prepare himself for his battle at High Garden. He is gonna use Qyburn's weapon on the dragon, and he is gonna hit it hard.

>why would Arya fight Brienne?
Littlefinger's epic plan. Brienne will spar with Arya. Then Arya will kill littlefinger.
Expect to see ninja moves on Arya, because she is Syrio Forel now.

>>85462596
True

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King Jon and Queen Daenerys Targaryen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzIK5FaC38w

>>85462586
That Reddit post is actually legit though.

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>>85462686
They're the goldcloaks, the lame fags

>>85462656
Did you just assume her gender?

>>85462737
memba her disfigured tittays?

>>85462737
its so sad, 10/10 face with 4/10 tits.

>>85461986
Based. Also, its literally been only a couple of decades since the Targaryens burned the Lord and heir of House Stark. Why does this cuck have such a hard-on for trusting Dany? Shes much nore likely to kick him out and laugh at his claims of zombies at best, and will burn him if he disobeys her, at worst, he should just send Davos and a couple of Northern Lords to speak in his name,not crawl to the targaryen whore the moment she summoned him

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>>85462614
No he's not right. This would be the North if Torrhen hadn't knelt. House Stark would be extinct and Winterfell would be a shit pile of rubble.

>>85462348
>smiling while being taken prisoner
Was Euron's BIG COCK really that good for her?

>>85462624
three, not counting unnamed unsullied

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>>85462785
>>85462783

You can fix shit titties easier than an ugly face. And her tits aren't that bad. I'm more of an ass man myself, anyway.

>>85462677
>>85462713
One long stride from her belly button to the top of her ass crack. Sllluuurrrpppp.

>secret cure to greyscale is just scraping the shit off and rubbing aloe on it
hmm

>>85462694
does she even know any of the Boltons? None are on her list

>>85462790
Jon doesn't WANT to go, fuckface. He has no choice.

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>white walkers tear down the wall
>jon gets all availabe forces to meet them
>suddenly all is Dark
>battle ensues
>human armies getting slaughtered
>50% casualty rate
>suddenly a light appears from the sky as the storm dissipates
>metal things flying out on the ground
>out of metal things come out metal humanoids taking out wights and white walkers
>then some large human comes out with a flaming sword and kills every unholy being
>reveals to be the emperor of mankind
>metal things were dropships
>metal humanoids were space marines
>all along white walkers were simply mutants
>all along Game of thrones was the sotry of a feudal world during the age of strife and the great crusade

>>85462535
>>85462174
I dunno, I can't really find anyone upset over it. No 'thinkpieces' about how it's an example of GoT's mysoginy. Even the sand snakes tag on tumblr, people seem to be pretty happy that some shitty characters are gone

https://twitter.com/PilouAsbaek/status/889324290608422913

>>85462853
>secret to killing dragons is shooting it in the face
hmm

>>85462737
Maybe the pregnancy would fill out those disappointing tits.

>>85462848
ass? as in you can't distinguish the difference from a man's ass or a woman's. i thought so.

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If dubs the fat man dies.

Can anyone explain to me what is the point of Theon's character?

He always seemed like a character that had some long arc ahead of him with some sort of huge payoff at the end.

But so far he's just walking around dickless forever (in the show and in the books) and there doesn't seem to be any real point to it.

>>85462889
warhammer 40k fans are the worst people in the universe.
stop shoving your autistic drivel everywhere, retard.

>>85462703
>getting all excited and giggly about gender neutral shit
>screaming and clapping for mention of jon snow
>ridiculous clapping and shouting over nothing but favorite character mentions

jesus. fucking plebians ruin everything.

>>85462914
if dubs, we kill him?

>>85462239
>being literally cucked by hundreds of smelly peasants

It is implied that he is ok with killing everyone, including Llolys family, to get the fucking keep for himself.

Can't cuck the castle, mate.

>>85462623
>That one girl who starts crying as Theon breaks down

>All the wildlings have migrated south of the wall
>100,000 Dothraki about to land in Westeros

Art imitates life, desu

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>>85462907

I like an optimist.

>>85462914
what type of hat is he wearing? i want to avoid buying it in my lifetime.

>>85462917
>tfw Theon is Azor Ahai
>not just the Prince of Winterfell but the Prince who was Promised
>during aCoK red star flies over when Theon goes to Pyke
>born amidst salt (his Iron Islands baptism; reborn) and smoke (burning of Winterfell; reborn as Reek)
>Melly, when searching for visions of Azor Ahai "sees only Snow" because she's seeing Ramsay Snow (not Jon), assuming Ramsay is Azor rather than the feeble looking Reek by his side
>Melly "sees snow" (uncapitalized) after Theon and Jeyne have escaped Winterfell and are escaping in the blizzard
>Vic's hand foreshadowed Greyjoys being healed by R'hllor- Theon's wounds will be healed/regrown by melly's fire magic to restore him as a Prince and a warrior of light
>he will regain his fingers, but they will burn like molten rock, and he will be given a volcanic cock of r'hllor to spread the lord's seed, paralleling moqorro's magic with Vic
>theon in a way has been dead a long time but he is a physical incarnation of what is dead may never die
>the dragon has three heads- Theon's three births.
>in having three lives, theon will also be lightbringer- he died the first time (Theon), he died the second time (Reek), but the third time, the weapon glowed with light (Azor)
>theon's name theme will be ongoing ("You have to know your name") he needs to learn his true name, Azor Ahai
>"theon" in Greek means "godly"
>grrm hates the cliche "true hero" idea, jon is too obvious, theon does horrible things and is weak making it surprising
>if anything, theon's opposite, the other outcast of winterfell, jon snow, will be geared towards being a heroic character but end up going dark after his resurrection, with a wolf's hot fury and a desire for revenge
>the final battle will be fought between the two sons of winterfell, the two brothers of Robb, neither a stark. but a bastard and a turncloak ward
>it FITS

>>85462686
They look fine, at least the armour is consistent since S1

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>>85461701
I'm legit bummed about the Tyrells.

>tfw we never get to see Highgarden pop up in the opening map.

Memeing aside the Danny and Varys seen was actually good. Kind of reminded me of the old seasons writting apart from the cringe 'I'll burn you' line

>>85462925
>warhammer 40k fans are the worst people in the universe.
there are plenty of worse fanbases out there. The got fanbase for example is one of them.

Remember because of them we won't see any rape sense. Thanks Sansa.

>>85462790
He doesn't trust Dany. He trusts Tyrion and be needs the dragonglass anyway. Maybe if you weren't too busy sperging out, you would've grasped those simple details. Fucking retards.

>>85462726
>muh Nights King

Literally cut down every tree in the North and gather every northen army and fortify in Winterfell and fire thousands of flaming arrows from above at the wights every time they approach. (dont answer me with a cucked repsonse about food and starvation, fuck you , they can gather provisions to last for for years beforehand)

There, i solved your stupid army of the dead boogeyman

>all that jon/dany juxtaposition
>all that future jon/dany juxtaposition

Like Ice and Fire or something

>>85462917
He represents the book readers.

>>85462239
He's marrying her to steal her family castle, dude.

>>85462938
She saw all those fanfics with Theon fading away before her eyes.

>>85462907
tit shape is predetermined
sorry

>>85462973
>they can gather provisions to last for for years beforehand
can they?

>>85462084
He's still alive?

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>>85462907
>>85462946
soon

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I'm a storm.
Bzzzz.

>>85461855
Might be that the wall acts as a Syphon of sorts, not allowing the full extent of White King's power to be used near it.

>>85461701
Fuck, this show is so terrible. "Prince.. or PRINCESS!"

>>85462535
>When the patriarchy wins

>>85462917

GRRM went into extensive detail about theon's penis in the books, about three pages worth in the soft cover version. One of the hand maidens only job was to milk him on the reg, orders directly from ned stark when he first noticed theon's penis during puberty. She began to use the overt abundance of his semen as an elixir to heal burns on her sickly mother.

She would take a glass flask that GRRM described as able to hold enough well water to hydrate a decently sized peasant family. Apparently every time he'd orgasm he'd fill it to the brim and she would cap it and keep it in the basements of winterfell.

In the first episode of this season you can see one of the ships maidens carrying out a glass flask that is over sized out of theon's quarters. it is only a quarter full though probably because his penis is only starting to grow back and his testicles are only churning up a quarter of what they used to.

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>tfw jon & dany meet next episode
>omggggggg
>*fangirls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhjbg4kUAVU

>>85463048
>triggered by nouns

>>85463048
that's from the books too you dumb fuck

>>85462881 see >>85462973 you little targ cocksucking faggot fairy nancy boy twink son of a bitcwhore cuntface slutbag hoe dont call me names ill fucking end you. Dont fuck with me or i wil beat some respect into that brainlet of yours.

>>85462889
>then Stannis reveals himself in full duralloy battlesuit.

Is ASOIAF an allegory for cuckolding?

>>85462084
Dawn wasn't made of Valyrian steel, if I recall it was made from pieces of a meteor.

>>85463090
>when autism strikes

>>85463048
this, this show is trash
>>85463040
looks like a literal terrorist lmao

>>85462741
It's a reaction to the sickening "gurl power" theme.

>>85463111
>have the properties of

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>>85463102
yes

>>85461847
middle snek a cute! CUTE!

>>85462535
that guy in the white shirt is really handsome desu

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>>85461986
Literally did nothing wrong

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>Euron sees the wights
>Can they swim
>No but-
>Fuck you, I'm weathering this out on Pyke

Is this the smartest thing done by someone in this show?

>>85463111
Yes, but GRRM says in AWOIAF that it has similar properties.

>>85461847
hey she's got a GRRM hat on

>>85463007
Its fantasy FFS, also, my whole initial argument of Jon not bowing and scraping to Dany is that the North should defend itself,not surrender to foreigners to come "save them" a king doesnt beg

>>85463074
is GRRM secretly or openly a eunich?

>>85463146
Take that spics

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

>>85463146
Post his reaction to Theon bailing

>>85463163
GRRM is quite the ladies man

>>85463048
Read the books you fucking retard.

>>85463090
That's a stupid fucking idea. Do you even know the significance weirwood trees hold in the north? Also fire arrows don't work on white walkers.
I can't believe I'm responding seriously to a showfag.

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>>85462074
Bad pusy is best pusy

>>85463174
None of them are hispanic.

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>>85463156

Couldn't they just walk to Pike? Or would the Night King be able to freeze the water?

Doesn't seem like a reliable strategy. Staying on boats forever though, that might work. Just go raiding as needed. Go to the Summer Isles and bang yoself some black chicks.

>>85463185
post the sam & hound screenshot

>>85463169
No idea to be honest. I'm just telling you guys what was in the books.

>>85463163
She wears it much better.

>>85463187
This is /tv/ and books are for faggots and seniors

>>85463075
do you think most of the pleb casuals realize that he's her nephew?

>>85462973
Flaming arrows don't actually work during a full scale battle, you bumbling idiot and more often than not they dissipate mid flight and don't ignite anything. Why do you think there was only one instance in the show of them being employed? Good job, retard. You're literally hinging the fate of the north on a gamble more retarded than forging dragon glass into weapons that were actually designed to kill these fuckers.

Also, they're already existing on borrowed time. You want them to make years worth of preparations with a skeletal crew and hope for the best? Shut the fuck up and sit down, boy. Just admit you don't have a legitimate gripe and just want to fucking complain.

>>85463202
Saltwater is much harder to freeze.

>>85463187
t. pure bookfag

>>85463111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ8-ETHE9AI

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>>85462749
No man Nymeria is going to fight the dragons you'll see

Was Littlefinger this overbearingly sleazy in the books? I can't remember.

>>85463198
not relevant, you don't use the n word only on niggers

you use it on anyone behaving like them

>>85463189
>flaming arrows dont work on wights
>literally sets them on fire.

DM me faggot, Im going to beat the shit out of you

>>85462549
hes like 39

>Qyburn secret weapon is a ballista
Bravo D&D.

>>85462914
if dubs he finishes the series

>>85463229

We don't really know what the limit of the Night King's magic is. Plus even if he can't freeze it, they presumably don't need to breathe. Depending on how deep the ocean is between the mainland and Pike, they can still just walk it.

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*waves bye bye*
what did he mean by this

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>>85463185
>Snek's actress was born the same year AGOT came out

>>85463242
not really. he's very manipulative and that's about it

>>85462973
WHY THE FUCK WOULD NORTHMEN BURN WEIRWOOD TREES FOR ARROWS YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNT?

>>85463223
Targaryens fucking each other is part and parcel for A Song of Ice and Fire.

>>85463264
>it works and we will see it work in 2 eps

>>85463264
>Jons secret weapon is obsidian
Bravo D&D

>>85461986
>i will never have this many (You)'s

>>85463229
Who gives a fuck what kind of water it is, it's magic.

>>85463260
>wights = white walkers

showfag strikes again

>>85463304
That's a book thing

>>85463245
That's nice.

>>85463293
yeah, but for pleb viewers thats a no no and something they forget about.

>>85462889
Jesus Anon...This perfect.

Some one screencap this.

It explain alot:
>White Walkers are Chaos Worship Nurgle Cultilists
>Shadowbinders, Warlocks and Rhollor shit is Chaos Cultilist
>The profecy of the prince that was promised was God Emperor Himself coming to GOT Feudal World to save them
>Littlefinger is
Tzeentch sect Leader
>Dragons are Warp Horrors
>Daenerys and all Targaryans are mutants that demanded be purged.

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>>85463146
/ourchad/
Also not enough best snek

>this is an actual general
Ahahahahahahaha why are you talking about this pile of shit show.

>>85462914
if dubs he finishes winter at least?

>>85463202
Depends on if the Night's King is powerful enough to freeze the ocean
inb4 the baptism of the Ironborn make them immune to being wights as they were already "dead" like Jon

how is cunt catelyn able to have children at her age? the actress and thus character must be in her 50s or 60s with teenaged children.

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Euron = Daario

>>85463291
Not all of them are religious fanatics

Am I the only person who hated the Sand Snakes because they were evil and not because I hate women?

Also Euron is still miscast and his lines are garbage.

>>85463338
>>85463338
>>85463338
>>85463338
>>85463338

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>>85463074
Reminder that Theon gets his cock back this season

>>85463342
Book Catelyn --> Show Catelyn is literally the worst transition of all time

>>85462911
Stop fapping to men on estrogen drugs, perhaps.

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>>85462703
oh my fucking GOD

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>>85463240
>something's incoming, my Queen
>it's....wolves....on some sort of metal horse!

pretend they are wolves

>>85463331
literally half the replies in this meme thread are shitposts, even you can fit right in.

All you have to do is
a) trash the show whenever possible
And you can join the club.

How will /tv/ react next episode when Jon gets down on both knees and declares Dany the rightful queen of all the seven kingdoms, and then looks up shyly and adds "... and of my heart".

>>85463370
a magic meistercock?

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>>85463329
>tfw snekfu dies next episode

i dont think my heart can take it anons.

>>85463402
*swoons*

>>85463342
>grandma catelyn

>>85462237
but the leaks are real

>>85463402
That happens in episode 7, not next one.

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>>85463334
So close.

>>85463361
>Am I the only person who hated the Sand Snakes because they were evil and not because I hate women?
Everyone hated them, all for valid reasons outside of their gender. Even tumblr seemed to detest them.
>Also Euron is still miscast and his lines are garbage.
Technically yes but I can kind of forgive it because he does resemble Theon and I appreciate it when shows do that sort of thing. The real issue is that he can't get his accent right and yes, the lines are crap but that goes for everyone. I still think "bad pussy" and "power is power" are worse.

>>85462749

Don't the leaks say she goes back home?

>>85463411
What's the series with the most nudity that isn't GOT?
Someone cast her in that

>>85463183
i'll post it in next thread

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>>85463202
The Iron Born survived after the Westerlands and the North teamed up and purged their population on the Isles by staying out at sea. Good strategy. Just take over the Basilisk Isles.

>>85463342
Ned and Catelyn are much older in the show than they are in the books. They're in their late 30s in the books

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>>85463463
>The real issue is that he can't get his accent right
Did someone say "changing accent"?

>>85462703
Jesus Christ I hate fanboy audiences. They can't keep their fucking mouths shut and clap and yell at every low hanging morsel that's dangled in front of them. Their stupid-ass reactions actually damage my perception of the media being watched.

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>>85462889
Cringed

>>85463487
>Westeros and Essos are just big rectangles.
GRRM were you even trying?

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>>85463229
What to stop the Others from filling ships full of wights to attack the Isles or merely have them walk underwater like WWZ?

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>>85462393
Because he looks like David Gilmour

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>>85462889
>implying Thoros doesn't resurrect BIG BAD BOBBY B who fulfills the prophecy of R'hllor before ascending into the cosmos to spread his gene seed among space whores

>>85463335

LUL

>>85462438
He was sent several scrolls of teleportation

>>85462955
Dubs pls make it happen.

>>85463299
Not the point retard