/got/

Call me Darkstar... for I am of the night! Nothin personnel, kid

>"I prayed for it," she said dully. "He was my special boy. I went to the sept and prayed seven times to the seven faces of god that Ned would change his mind and leave him here with me. Sometimes prayers are answered."
>Jon did not know what to say. "It wasn't your fault," he managed after an awkward silence.
>Her eyes found him. They were full of poison. "I need none of your absolution, bastard."
>Jon lowered his eyes. She was cradling one of Bran's hands. He took the other, squeezed it. Fingers like the bones of birds. "Good-bye," he said.
>He was at the door when she called out to him. "Jon," she said. He should have kept going, but she had never called him by his name before. He turned to find her looking at his face, as if she were seeing it for the first time.
>"Yes?" he said.
>"It should have been you," she told him. Then she turned back to Bran and began to weep, her whole body shaking with the sobs. Jon had never seen her cry before.
who was in the wrong here?

>>85457308
xth for we blew the fuck out of the Rhaegartard in the last thread

He ended up arguing that a young lord who is literally the most important person at Starfall was fed inaccurate information about his Aunt's death, and for some reason didn't have the story explained to him by his own wet nurse.

Wew.

I love Ellie

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OUTTA MY WAY TARG FUCKING SHITS

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Anyone else hate this hypocritical cunt? So glad he died the way he did

>>85457446
Why would Edric tell Arya that Jons mum was Wylla

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>>85457308
>Edric Dayne tells Arya Ned and Ashara fell in love
>Barristan Selmy believes Ned and Ashara were in love, and that they fucked at Harrenhal
>Howland Reed sees them dance together at Harrenhal
>Ned tells Robert that Wylla, a Dayne wetnurse, was involved in Jon's birth
>None of these people have any reason to lie

Dispute this
>protip: you can't

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>>85457468
They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs.

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>>85457408
Catelyn. He was just visiting his little brother and she didn't need to talk to him. That last line was pure evil.
>>85457446
>I win because I'm right!

>>85457504
Didn't he just say that he and Jon were milk brothers? That only means they shared the same wet nurse, not that Wylla was his mother.

I'm fairly sure last season they mentioned that Kings Landing is completely reliant on Highgarden for food.

So why are the Tyrells planning an offensive war against KL? Why not just fortify the fuck out of your borders and wait for them to starve? They cant go to the South, the North, or East because their enemies are literally surrounding them

It wouldnt even have to be a siege. Just a defensive war

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cute twink edition

>>85457565
Read the books you fuckin fag

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name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

Do the leaks confirm Cleaganbowl?

>>85457446
>h-haha b-btfo
>now I'll go read A Song of Ice and Fire,whose title is meaningless and has nothing to do with literal confirmed canon

>>85457408
the tully fucking shit, who else?

>>85457522
EXTRA

>Ned mentions Jon and Jon's parentage for no reason whatsoever when Cat brings up Ashara
>Eddard took a trip to Starfall after the ToJ
>Ashara killed herself shortly after this trip or faked her death
>Edric is named after Ned
>Mance is likely Arthur Dayne if you close read it makes a lot of sense

>>85457642
No. The season 8 leaks probably will though

>>85457523
Good thing Stannis died in S5, if they killed him in S7 you can be sure they would've him at least fart before his death.

And then roll credits with some happy Ed Sheeran song.

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>>85457501
most overrated character, if it wasn't for Edmure and Cat sabotaging Stark war efforts he was done.

>>85457653
Ice and fire

White walkers and Dragons exist in the universe

>UHHHH NO IT DEFINITELY MEANS JON SPECIFICALLY IS THE SON OF RHAEGAR AND LYANNA, TWO CHARS DEAD BEFORE THE BOOKS EVEN BEGIN

defend this pls

>>85457625
Daenery's belly + Longclaw.

>>85457723
>born under a bleeding star (Dawn)

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GOD I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THAT LITTLE TRYHARD BITCH

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT HER """""""ACTING"""""""" IS GOOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

IT'S LIKE IN MY CHINESE ANIMES WHERE THE FUCKING LOLI IS SCOLDING ADULTS AND IS MAKING THEM LISTEN TO HER BULLSHIT

NO YOU SON OF A BITCH IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT

>>85457663
Tully fucking shits

>>85457674
>Mance is likely Arthur Dayne if you close read it makes a lot of sense
You'll have to explain that one to me. I've seen Mance=Rhaegar and Qhorin=Arthur, but not that one.

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>>85457586
GIVE ITALIAN TOMBOY GF

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

>>85457674
Dumb shit, Mance grew up at the wall

>>85457816
WE NEED DA KINGINDANORF INDANORF

clingy little cunt

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>>85457816
DUDE I'M A LITTLE GIRL SO YOU BETTER LISTEN TO MY OPINION OVER EVERYONE ELSES!

>>85457816
>WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT HER """""""ACTING"""""""" IS GOOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Reddit

Gremlin makes me physically frown whenever she appears on screen, unfortunately she has plot protection and won't be brutally murdered any time soon

Reminder that dragonglass is now being retconned to kill wights.

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Realistically, it's crazy to think these Great Houses won't have a shit ton of kids. Only one that's realistic is the Freys.

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>>85457907
>Reminder that dragonglass is now being retconned to kill wights.

Re-retconned, it was always canon!

>>85457408
I never understood this, it should have been Jon that fell from the tower? Bitch he didn't climb, that was Bran!

>>85457908
Incest is frowned upon

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Anyone else rooting for Cersei to win?

Will the Night's king actually ride Viserion? It seems stupid Imo

>>85457907
>>85457924
Yeah, that reminds me, i think ive read in the books that dragonglass is worthless against wights and just shatters because of its fragile nature?
Or am i high and imagining things or what?

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>>85457908
Back in those days, the chance of the mother dying during child birth was pretty fucking high. Unless you hate your wife it makes sense why you wouldn't want to keep impregnating her over and over, not to mention the amount of miscarriages and kids dying before turning 5

>>85457973
its going to be epic and based bro!

>>85457976
You're remembering the shitty books, but this is the tv show, where we get new exciting plot details every season.

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>>85457816
>>85457869
>not liking the tiny gremlin

>>85457836
>Mance collects all the tribes together, saying that to win them over you have to be good to them
>This parellels Jaime's recollection of Dayne's tactics in the Kingswood, gathering the peasants on his side so they would act as informants
>When Mance is glamoured as Rattleshirt, he fights Jon, and refuses a shield, instead asking for a big two-hander sword
>When he gets his two hander practice sword, he swings it and says 'Now there's a sweet sound.'
>Dawn was a big two hander sword.
>When Mance is first seen, he's singing 'The Dornishman's Wife,' a Dornish song
>He knows about lands far to the south of the Wall, knowing how to trek to Winterfell and back quickly and safely. How would he know this if he's only ever lived at the wall or beyond it?
>He beats the fucking shit out of Jon in single combat, completely destroying him despite Jon having a shield so being at a theoretical advantage
>Jon previously is OP as fuck in sword combat, he has to train with 3 black brothers
>Arthur Dayne best swordsman except Barristan, but if he had Dawn (two hander) he wins against Barry. confirmed by GRRM


>>85457847
How does he manage to confidently navigate to Winterfell to see Robert's visit then?

>>85457987
Now that I think about it, this does seem like quite the convenient way of getting out of an unwanted marriage without resorting to actual murder, political alliances would remain intact since bloodlines are jointed

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>>85457308

this is probably autism but i think theyre putting alot of "crows eye" euron shit in plain sight to not dive into euron as a warlock type

theres a giant red eye on the main sail of his ship, and during the raid in ep 2 hes wesaring a breastplate with a giant metal eye emblazoned on it

if its just a toss in, thats still a nice touch, but the storms, the eye in multiple noticeable places. idk

>>85458012
How does that imply that Mance Rayder is Arthur Dayne? When did a Kingsguard ever go beyond the Twins?

>next episode will most likely feature the unsulled crawling through a sewer system, probably as comedic relief.

do d&d have a scat fetish?

YOU'RE NOT DYING TODAY SER JORAH

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"You know what I must do.”

“Must?” She put her hand on his good leg, just above the knee. “A true man does what he will, not what he must.” Her fingers brushed lightly against his thigh, the gentlest of promises. “The realm needs a strong Hand. Joff will not come of age for years. No one wants war again, least of all me.” Her hand touched his face, his hair. “If friends can turn to enemies, enemies can become friends. Your wife is a thousand leagues away, and my brother has fled. Be kind to me, Ned. I swear to you, you shall never regret it.”

“Did you make the same offer to Jon Arryn?”

She slapped him.

who was in the wrong here?

>>85457987
is that what aryas supposed to look like if she wasnt a goblin?

>>85458137
That sentence didnt make any sense... he wasnt going to die anyway, so why would you say that

>>85458070
Mance: "Our knees do not bend easily."
Dayne: "Our knees do not bend easily."

Also, Ned's recollection of the Tower of Joy is patchy as fuck and doesn't confirm any of their deaths explicitly.

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HOW AMAZINGLY SMART TO LEAVE YOUR SISTER WITH THE GUY YOU JUST BULLIED AND THREATENED WITH DEATH

TOTALLY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THAT

GOD BLESS JOHN SNOW

THE GENIUS OF GOT OF THRONES

Just watched the latest episode.
I think this show needs more stronk female characters.

>>85458161
Fucking Cersei would have been a really, really bad idea.

what real life culture wants to rape and enslave your women like the dothraki?

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>>85458097
>"This smells like <sexual reference>"
>camera pans to Grey Worm with a confused look on his face
>howling laughter all throughout Burlington Bar

>>85457889
literally ice

>>85458057
He cut out the tongues of his sailors, he is a magician of some kind, also
>I am the storm
I'm pretty sure they go over it in the "anatomy of a scene" thing on HBO. Alas, most people here are poorfags and miss out on important details because they can't be assed to not be failures

>>85458170
Why didn't he give him any medicine to drug him?

>>85458170
He was going to kill himself ya dingus

>>85458162
Yes

>>85458184
>Leaving North in good hands
>Leaving North in Sansa's hand
>Sansa
>Good hands
>SANSA

>>85458213
We already are getting the "the pillar, then" joke.

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>tfw want to reread the books because of the thread
>>85458181
Nigger your persistence is admirable, but that literally proves nothing.

>>85457408
grrm is a truly awful writer, what the fuck do people see in this dross?

>>85458012
Because it wouldn't be hard to get to Winterfell for somebody who lived at the wall for many years?

>>85458170
He was going to kill himself
Also, if Sam was able to sneak in, it's presumably late at night, and thus most likely the day he was gonna get shipped off

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BUT YOU NEED A BAD PUSSY

>>85458235
shouldve recast her after season 2

>>85458238
Also, in the first episode, Jon to Sansa
>hey, could you like, not interrupt me and doubt my decisions in front of everyone, it like, undermines me
>does it again right fuckin away

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Do you think he enjoyed eating her out?

>>85458265
Why the fuck would anyone who isn't paid for their services want to do the nasty with Ysha or Yasha or whatever the fuck her name is

>>85458265
>Made you touch my pussy bro, you just got PRANK'D
>Northern skirt wearing pansy, MAYBE you can command the sea bitch and attack the fishermen, watch out for the nets lol
>Hey, I've ridden all the way to Winterfell just to remind you in front of yours and my men that you're a retarded cunt I have zero respect for, peace out!
>I could throw an ax into Ramsey's head and save you, but you're being a little bitch so fuck it, you're dead to me

>OY U ERE TO STEAL MY THRONE M8?! I'LL KICK U IN UR CUNT OUR MUM WILL FEEL IT
>I can't believe I wasted time to try to rescue you.
>Why are you being such a bitch over a few bad years?
>If you can't be useful to me you should just kill yourself, like, what are you even doing here?
>Anyway, isn't this bitch hot? Yeah, you're never gonna bang something like that ever again, aren't ya? lol, jk, jk, come on bro, I'm just teasing. But seriously though, eunuchs are funny.

>Daily reminder that you'll never experience sexual gratification ever again
>AAA SAVE ME THEON!

>>85458265
Yara is so gross looking my god I bet she has a big meaty clit

HEY GUYS REMEMBER THAT AYRA IS STILL WANTED BY CERSEI?

>>85458181
What is this retard shit, how do you explain Mance living at the wall for years and years while Dayne was a kings guard

>>85458298
some people have a thing for negro juice

>>85458298
>5-fans-were-enthusiastic-(...).png
that's probably the actual number, yeah

>>85457851
>>85457838
>>85457816
The one thing she can do well is fucking enunciate

>>85457816
It's a great example of how one badass moment, when repeated consistently, turnes first into farce, then into something people will hate.

Also, unfortunately, it's also a great example of children psychology - once said smart thing, the stupid kid will try to be smartass at the every opportunity.

what are the Dothraki even doing right now? I doubt they are content just sitting on a ship waiting for orders.

>>85458252
http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/129273-mance-rayder-ser-arthur-dayne/

Read the books and think about Mance and Dayne as the same person. Shit starts to make sense very quickly, including how and why Mance knew to get to winterfell - he'd made the trip before, possibly several times.

post more Euron memes

>>85458311
>Yara is so gross looking my god I bet she has a big meaty clit

probably smells and is hariy

would still fuck

>>85458006
someone post the shadman r34

>>85458340
they're raping each other, dothraki-style

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Beggin yor pardon, yor Grace, I am not a learn-ed man, BOOHT...

>>85458298
Eating out good pussy is one of life's greatest pleasures anon, you should try it sometime
>inb4 salty milk and coins
Pussy tastes like pussy, unless it's bad pussy or they just got out the shower and use that PH balanced bodywash for cunnies

>>85458382
Fuck I heard it in my head

>>85458238
Who's gonna kill Sandra?

>>85458383
is your role model jon snow or grey worm?

>>85457408
GRRM said it himself, this scene Cat was distraught that this scene is not representative of how she treats Jon. She mostly used to ignore him and act like he doesnt exist, she wasnt necessarily mean to him, just indifferent.

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>>85458383
>Pussy tastes like pussy

>>85458332
You cannot prove that those things happened at the same time

Mances backstory is all over the place, only a couple of individuals testify that he was ever at the wall, one of whom, Qhorin, I believe is Oswell Whent anyway.

>>85458383
bad poosey

>>85458382
kek

>>85458383
I want to taste bad poosay

>>85458358
>Two Weeks on a boat
>No Fresh Water to bath
>No Soap


It's should be impossible stay in a closed room with those womans without passing out.

>>85458432
t. GRRM dicksucker

>>85458340
They're in search of "green pastures for their horses", if you know what I mean

And I mean rape

>>85458383
pussy tastes like dick

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So, is little girl Arya with her epic super sekrit ninja moves that can beat anyone in a fight going to be the most cringeworthy Mary Sue of the series?

>>85458305
She has big ass and an attitude.

She is, basically, Gianna Michaels of Westeros, only more salty.

>>85458207
white people?

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>>85458383
Eating pussy is for faggots, what's wrong with you?

>>85458383
faggot

>>85458499
Its definitely going to be the most cringey scene of the season.

It can't get any worse than the goblin vs Brienne

>>85458505
>She is, basically, Gianna Michaels of Westeros

What an insult, take that back

>>85457408
>"Yes?" he said.
>"WRONG KID DIED!" she told him. Then she turned back to Bran and began to weep, her whole body shaking with the sobs. Jon had never seen her cry before.

>>85458472
>quoting an author of the book series who LITERALLY explained what he meant by that passage
>somehow this is sucking his dick

Cat was never cruel, she was just a more intelligent more experienced version of Sansa,

>>85458181
>Also, Ned's recollection of the Tower of Joy is patchy as fuck and doesn't confirm any of their deaths explicitly.
"It was said that Rhaegar had named that place the tower of joy, but for Ned it was a bitter memory. They had been seven against three, yet only two had lived to ride away; Eddard Stark himself and the little crannogman, Howland Reed."

Dayne's dead m8

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just to be clear, she is /ourgirl/ now isn't she

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>>85458339
>It's a great example of how one badass moment, when repeated consistently, turnes first into farce, then into something people will hate.
>
>Also, unfortunately, it's also a great example of children psychology - once said smart thing, the stupid kid will try to be smartass at the every opportunity.

A competent fucking director should slap the bitch and tell her to stop acting like a retarded kid pretending to be "badass".

What the fuck HBO

>>85458512
White penis is a global currency, they need not rape

>>85458207
Mongols, greeks
Probably many ancient cultures.

Later on I don't think people had that in mind when going to war, but the rape just kinda happened.

>>85458552
no

>>85458552
yes

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>>85458499
normies will defend this
jesus christ

>>85458552
not with that dyke cut

>>85458552
could you repeat the question

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>>85458161
what a demon

>>85458486
>scenario 1
you've told us that you've tasted dick
>scenario 2
You only eat pussy after someone(probably not you) has jammed their dick in there

>>85458552
never was never will be. you know who /ourgirl/ is friend.

>>85458565
Vikings were Dothraki in boats.

Boathraki, if you will.

>>85458207
obviously muslims

I'm ready to bet that once Jon kills the night's king Bran will warg into the wights and white walkers and make them kill themselves

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>>85458339
>Also, unfortunately, it's also a great example of children psychology - once said smart thing, the stupid kid will try to be smartass at the every opportunity.
She'll be Joffrey in eight years. Being a indulged, undisciplined, headstrong child put early into a position of power is exactly how it was explained Joffrey turned out the way he did.

>>85458552
She's probably the best female character in the show right now, however the bar isn't exactly set high.

>Promise me, Ned...Promise me you'll never tell anyone this baby is actually benjens. Don't kill benjen Ned promise me

>>85458616
Not that guy, but as someone that has done both, sucking dick is way more fun than eating pussy

>>85458161
Never stick your dick in crazy

>>85458499
>Arya vs Brienne

Jesus fucking christ this is gonna be bad

Now that the dust has settled and the leaks have been confirmed, what was the absolute worst season so far?

>>85458616
Yeah what a cuck, and I mean that in the literal sense.

>>85457408
GRRM also said he loved this scene because it was a better representation of what Cat thought of Jon Snow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_HWCIT8nY

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>Summer Isles invades Westeros with a fleet of Swan ships
>Jhalabar Xho crowned king of the Andals

>>85458642
It was more like something something incest something

>>85458648
Benjen was in Winterfell throughout the war

>>85458499
How did Arya even get ahold of that dagger in the first place?

>>85458662
Season 7 desu.

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>>85458552
>/ourgirl/
>not Queen Sansa Stark

off to r/got with you

>>85458565
>Rape just kinda happens

This is what shitlord rape apologists, Bill Cosby, and white fratboys acually believe.

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this is already shaping up to be one of my least favorite seasons

>>85458616
I'm the original anon he replied to
Tbh he's not far off
It's closer than anything else I've tasted
> I would've been at home in Dorne, fucking everything that moves
Being bisexual is top tier senpai

>>85458499
>arya has a bitching scene where she spars with Brienne that I think is going to be a fan favorite
>sansa will be watching Arya spar with Brienne. She is never seen her sister fight before and is taken aback by it
>her best scene will be a sparring match with Brienne, who goes easy on her but quickly realizes the little girl is capable of killing her.
>there is going to be some very cool fighting moves with Arya and a dagger
It already sounds disastrous by the way these leakers describe it. Pure fem-power garbage.

>>85458207
literally every expansive society before modern times has been about killing the enemy's men and raping/capturing their women...

>>85458698
for fucks sake you goddamn jacknape please shut the fuck up

Can someone explain me:
How in the night two fleets happen to attack each other?
How they can aim for enemy ships whereas all ships have the same banner (in the night again)?
How a precise ship (Euron' s) aimed for a precise ship (theon/yara's one)?

>>85458710
>idiot who knows nothing about ruling except for what she learned from a power-mad despot
>anyone's girl

Yeah nah m8

>>85458710
>sansa
>relevant
Worst girl.

>>85458710
Based Salsa desu

did missandei go down on grey worm's gash?

>>85458733
Calm down hothead

>>85458689
One incidence of incest doesn't produce madness, only generations repeated does that. After he dies Cersei admits her indulging him too much was the problem.

>>85458753
she pegged him with the hilt of the sword he had

let's clarify: what modern real life culture wants to rape and enslave your women like the dothraki?

>>85458753
she helps him drain his piss through his mutilated hole, at least thats heavily implied.

How far is Winterfell from Dragonstone?

>>85458753

I was sort of hoping they'd show us his crotch.

>>85458565
Mongols were way too militarily sophisticated and appropriated technology and philosophy from surrounding cultures. You'd have to pick some more isolated and barbaric steppe nomads from like 1500 years prior to find something similar to the dothraki, kind of like the people living beyond the borders of the Achaemenid

>>85458753
No, but she wiggle-waggled all up in that bunghole

>>85458736
>How in the night two fleets happen to attack each other?
Magic
>How they can aim for enemy ships whereas all ships have the same banner (in the night again)?
Euron orders his ships to fire further than he'd go once the boarding party had started
>How a precise ship (Euron' s) aimed for a precise ship (theon/yara's one)?
Magic

>>85458791
>modern
>GOT
Please go back to /pol/

>>85458791
mud slimes

>>85458791
China
white college boys

>>85458710
post a still without text I want to make memes

>>85458799
Not saying they were like the mongols overall.

>>85458753
No

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Quick, claim your got husbandu. Mine is pic related,no steals

>>85458816
but... that's racist

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>>85458851
My precious!

From book one;

>Thousands and thousands of years ago, Brandon the Builder had raised Winterfell, and some said the Wall. Bran knew the story, but it had never been his favorite. Maybe one of the other Brandons had liked that story. Sometimes Nan would talk to him as if he were her Brandon, the baby she had nursed all those years ago, and sometimes she confused him with his uncle Brandon, who was killed by the Mad King before Bran was even born. She had lived so long, Mother had told him once, that all the Brandon Starks had become one person in her head.

Really gets the old noggin going.

>>85458736
There is something you have to understand about Euron Greyjoy, he is literally The Storm.

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>>85458851
Faggot.

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>>85458851

>>85458851
Bobby was the best man that ever lived, he really united the 7 kingdoms like no other king can do.

until Gendry becomes king of course

>>85458799
Huns work.

Mongols are a nice match in terms of being like a force of nature almost - and cities surrendering as soon as possible, because they did not appreciate resistance.

Also, to repeat myself, vikings, except boats not horses

>>85457839
nice

>>85458851
I claim the one true king.

>>85458872
Modern Bran is Bran the Builder because time travel.

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You have 15 seconds to explain to me why Mace Tyrell wouldn't have made a good king.

>>85458805
For the second, "fireballs" were thrown at the Theon's boat too. That doesn't work.
Everything is magic!

>>85458887
>ywn row with gendry to lonely light and escape the great other
jdimsa

>>85458799
>mongols didnt rape everyone they conquered

retard

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>>85458719
>her best scene will be a sparring match with Brienne, who goes easy on her but quickly realizes the little girl is capable of killing her.

Can D&D honestly sink any lower into retarded fan-service garbage if this is true? Arya being able to kill Brienne in a duel is so retarded I can not fathom how they came up with the idea. She was only taught how to lie and assassinate, how the fuck does that make her a better duellist than Brienne who is also ten times her size?

>>85458872
Really makes my peanuts boil

>>85458918
jesus christ it's as his face were melting

>>85458928
Good luck die from starvation.

>>85458927
>For the second, "fireballs" were thrown at the Theon's boat too. That doesn't work.
Yeah it does.

>>85458557

>A competent fucking director should slap the bitch and tell her to stop acting like a retarded kid pretending to be "badass".

Something tells me, that this shit is intended.

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>>85458851
BUBBLE BUTT

>>85458918
>he looks like a Vogon, and their poetry is notoriously terrible

>>85458934
Never said they didn't

>>85458298
I unironically love eating my gf out. It's usually just foreplay but still.

>>85458650
Having never sucked dick, I'm not surprised at that fact. Objectively there's more to work with.

>>85458719
I hope Arya is not too op.
She's trained like an assassin not a fighter.

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>>85458937
>Brienne fights evenly with Jaime and the Hound, two of the best male swordsmen in the Seven Kingsdoms
>wins a melee against hundreds of men in Renly's camp
>"Arya is capable of killing her"

Please just kill me before I watch more of this shit

>>85458937
That is season 7 or season 8?

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>>85458918

>>85458710
Ok, when she has got Maester's chain link.

Did she bully that poor Maester Wolkan?

>>85458552
>fighting against foreign rapist huns and sociopathic eunuchs

yes

>>85459009
Its actually episode 5. We have 3 weeks to prepare our anuses for the worst scene of all times.

>>85458937
Okay
Lemme break this down nice for you
When you learn to fight, say boxing or the like, you learn drills
You can practice by yourself by doing drills over and over
She practiced water dancing religiously

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>>85458851
The flaydaddy

>>85458937
Brienne is STR/CON build, Arya put everything in DEX and critical hits.

Why complaining about Arya beating Brienne?
Arya level is way above other people now.

>>85458964
How? They can aim two meters away from the boarding ship? They hadn't aimbots.

>>85458650
I'm not gay but the idea of a thick, juicy uncut cock in my mouth is slightly appealing

BURN MUH DAUGHTER RAAAAAGHWWW RAHLOR HUNGERS

>>85459029
The Hound shows her how fucking worthless water dancing is against armor. The Faceless Men's prowess isn't in fucking combat, it's in assassination and subterfuge. Brienne should be able to snap her sword like a twig.

>>85459041
Also yes, forgot about water dancing.

>>85458710
Worst girl since season 1

>>85459049
what did he mean by this

>>85459045
they were thrown by mages, anon. Not catapults.

Euron has blood magic on his side

>>85459041
>Arya put everything in DEX

is that how she teleports

>>85459042
She's an assassin. She can get into places undetected and ambush people. Not get into a fight with someone who's probably twice her size. This is pointless fanservice bullshit.

>>85459009
Oh shit. Fucking shit.

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>>85459049
I have some bad news for you buddy.

>>85459045
They're not trying to do precision aiming here.
They're generally trying to hit the other ships more than theirs.
They know how close their closests ships are and what the minimum distance is that they'd want their shots to land.
Maybe there's some friendly fire, but even with pretty bad accuracy most hits on ships will be on Yaras fleet.

>>85459075
>Faceless Men's prowess isn't in fucking combat, it's in assassination and subterfuge
>implying D&D knows this
HOUSE D&D

WE DO NOT CARE

>>85459101
Stop playing videogames idiot. Assassins are good fighters too.

>>85459096
Cheat codes

>>85459075
Now, he claims it is useless, but if you recall, a water dancer was able to defeat multiple armed and armored men without a real weapon
The Hound is a cunt, that's the point of his story, he's a cunt who's slowly gonna pay for his sins through goodwill

>>85459101
Fighting and sparring is a part of the drill.

>>85459095
Do you have evidence for that, anon?

the real question from here on is

who does NOT have plot armor?

>>85458918
Pro-tip: I can't
>is a lovable, bumbling yet caring guy
>soothes of the peasants' woes with his beautiful voice

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>>85458383

>>85459135
An Assassin is someone who cuts throats while their target sleeps or poisons their food.
Killing and fighting are two different things. they may end the same way but they're different

>>85459174
Littlefinger, Thoros, Cersei, Vyserion, Cersei and Jaime's fetus

>>85459174
euron

davos maybe

>>85459147
>a water dancer was able to defeat multiple armed and armored men
Syrio knocks some idiot Lannister soldiers down with his wooden sword, and suddenly Arya is able to go toe-to-toe with one of the best swords in the Seven Kingdoms? Are you actually David Benioff?

>>85459174
Everybody has. No one dies until the end.

Surprise!!!

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>>85458918
TYRELL FUCKING SHIT

>>85458872

Since Bran has access to the Green-Internet that cab access any point in time near a tree, and since changing the past in GoT actually changes the present instead of creating a new timeline (Hold the door) why doesnt Bran go back to when Jaime pushed him off the tower, warg into Jaime, and instead of pushing Bran off the tower have him throw Cersei off?

Legs fixed, no red wedding, dad alive, etc.

>>85459195
Back to Skyrim

>>85459169
book euron

yet to be confirmed in the show, but the fact he is the captain of Silence and his crew is a bunch of tongue-less rapists with a variety of different weapons, means its not farfetched he also has the warlocks and the blessing of ALL the gods in the planet on his side.

>>85459184
>he gets his sexual philosophy from fucking 4chan

kill yourself man

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>>85459174
Old white males

>>85458965
Early seasons imparted the lessons from the books that naive altruism was seldom rewarded in real world setting, that one couldn't always find justice in the world, and those who lived their lives by this code often met with unfortunate ends, or were disillusioned from them by reality. Now that D&D has taken the reigns they seem to want to follow this up with lessons to fill the gap the book series has not yet written.

>>85459135
>tells people to stop playing videogames
>his knowledge of assassins is based on assassins creed

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>>85458937
>inside the house of black and white

>>85459247
>all my husbandos always die

fuck ;_;

>>85459247
>tfw they're gonna kill Qyburn by dragonfire and makes it a YASSSLAYYY scene

>>85459135
>Stop playing videogames idiot. Assassins are good fighters too.
Why are you blaming video games?
If it was video games assasins would be good fighters too. And good wizards.

>>85459184
Refer to
>>85458717
I do both, so I'm manly as fuck and a huge faggot

>>85459241
beta pussy eater detected

Someone post the lewd Missandei webms

>>85458184
>Implying he doesn't want CIA to fuck with Sansa, that cunt kept interrupting him.

>>85459237
I'm just saying someone who is training to kill both civillians and nobels, may have some knowledge of fighting but they're job is to kill people and its much easier to stab them on the shitter than it is to challenge them to fucking one on one combat.

>>85459096
>teleport meme

fuck off, normie

>>85459296
no, generous lover in a monogamous relationship detected

sorry for making the people special to me feel special :^)

assassins bake people into pies and feed you those pies

>>85459219

I think it's as stupid as you do, but at this point they are writing her like a shonen character. I literally woukd not be surprised if she could flash-step, teleport, go invisible, make shadow-clones, etc. Nothing's too stupid.

>>85459219
I'll bite, the water dancer, who was an unknown, almost defeating Ser Jorah, one of the best in single battle
>you're making this awful easy anon

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>goes from being the worst character to the best character in 2 episodes

How?

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>>85459247
this

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With 20/20 hindsight, who would've been a better pick than Miss Goblin to play Arya Stark? Must be born 1996-2000 in order to be sufficiently young during the first season, also not too typically attractive

>>85459247
>that bolton quote
B-Based Bolton

kek

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>>85459177
forgot pic

>>85459324
normies = showfags who dont have a problem with characters teleporting

>>85457501
I think the hypocrisy was the interesting part of his character.

Everything he presented was a front to ensure he seemed better than he was. The gold being a lie was the first hint, he wanted to project power and money.

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Who is controlling whom?

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What were you doing the day he used his vile necromantic science to take control of the Night King's army and bend the world to his will?

>>85459339
>How?
most of the other cool characters are already dead, not that much competition

>>85459174
podrick
grey worm
varys
littlefinger
snek

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>>85459325
holy shit you're serious

>>85459337
Literally what the fuck are you talking about

>>85458382
> Not naming the image Onion-Niggit.jpg
Still laughed.

hisdar zer lorack

>>85459324
teleportation is a bookfag meme, retard

>>85459358
More like people who dont autistically screech when they don't show a travel montage that would be boring as fuck

Does anyone know which theme is playing at the beginning? it sounds like "I have to go North" but its not

>>85459147
So Arya is supposedly as good as the first sword of Braavos now?
Unlike most I actually like Arya, and turn of my brain and make my own headcanon for her part of the story, but if Brienne doesn't knock the shit out of her two seconds into the sparring match then that's just the biggest bullshit after very fast waifu at high speeds.

>>85459422
she's now an assassin, not a honorable dueler/knight.

>>85459382
In the great pit right before the SoH attack and Drogon coming to save Killi C
That guy who was thoroughly kicking Jorah's ass was a water dancer, and not a world renowned one

i would love to see daenerys get killed somehow but noooo she's the new queen yaaassss slaayyyyy

no fun allowed anymore in game of thrones

>>85459422
Question, if Arya left Braavos before the Faceless man actually trained her in the art of face-taking, how did she become a master Faceless girl and teleportation expert?

>>85459465
They wouldnt even show her shitting scene. They wont touch her.

>>85459410
or you know just pace the story properly or have it make logical sense

oh wait this is the d&d show were talking about

Reminder that young Robert Baratheon is the strongest character in GoT. Gendry will be a monster soon.

>>85459329
kek I can also see it

Its so sad how D&D has turned a good political intrigue show into such garbage were it is even possible that such anime trash can be in the show, even in an hypothetical case.

>>85458306
>Anyway, isn't this bitch hot? Yeah, you're never gonna bang something like that ever again, aren't ya? lol, jk, jk, come on bro, I'm just teasing. But seriously though, eunuchs are funny.

Didn't she want him to join in on the orgy?

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>>85459465
>no fun alllowed anymore

>>85459422
Wait and see
My money is on it being like Bronn vs Arrynigger
>you don't fight with honor!
>yeah, and he did

>>85459488
Gregor literally crushed someone's skull with his hands

>summer isles women are forced to go to sex school and learn how to take dick because they worship a sex god

Seriously, fatman? Will your fetishes never end?

>>85459465
after her last speech, I want to see daenerys rape by the mountain with his helmet before her death.

>>85459344
>that quote
holy shit D&D

>>85459380
If you stopped being such a bitter autist unironically using troll posts on a Mongolian husbandry as a compass in your life, your relationship with women would improve tenfold, anon.
Real rap bro.

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>>85459304
NOW

>>85459461
a professional fighter nevertheless, and a grown man
unlike arya sue

>>85459247
>>85459247
>that stannis quote
>dnd have him kill her

those two are the most retarded writers in history

>>85459477
Qui-Gon Jinn gave her skillz telepathically.
What I meant by "Making my own headcanon" is disregarding pretty much everything that happened with Arya and think that she actually completed the whole faceless men training.
I know it's shit, but it hardly makes watching this show worse at this point.

>>85459461
>A man hardened in slave pits is able to ALMOST kill a weakened Jorah fighting with lesser armor
>This mean Arya is capable of killing Brienne

David, you need to get off the internet

>>85459536
I have a girlfriend, i'd never go down on her though cuz that's beta as fuck

>>85459493
eating pussy isnt' banging, my virginal friend

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>>85459536
Bro, you're just adding fuel to the fire, take comfort knowing that unlike these faggots, you actually can please a woman
>tfw she wraps your head in her thighs tighter and tighter as she gets closer and closer to climax
Feels good man

does littlefinger have a littlething for little girls?

>>85459568
um no sweetie it makes sense because it was like cold and he was like desperate and um so yeah

>>85459502
>literal thunders
Based euron

>>85458207
there was a ton of rape in ww2 in the eastern front.

>>85459626
>she pulls at the back of your hair and scratches at your head as she squirms underneath you
top fucking tier bro

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I watched the entire 6 full seasons and now the two episodes of the current season in the span of one week

What the fuck happened to Gendry? I remember they used his blood for the leeches and what's his face helped him escape, but has there been anything since?

>Jon's in the tomb of his ancestors
>in fact he's paying respects to his father, who I indirectly murdered
>better head down there and tell him I want to fuck his sister

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>>85459690

>>85459635

Littlefinger fingers little fingers with his little finger

New thread.
>>85459724

>>85459707
SHANSHA

>>85459705
He'll be back next episode

>>85459705
shows up next episode

>>85459449
Yes, and? The point made was that Syrio beat multiple men without a real weapon. Even if I was the biggest Aryafag in the world I wouldn't think that'd mean that Arya can beat Brienne in a fight, even if she made smokebombs and a handgun.
>>85459507
I kind of doubt Brienne goes honor first in to a fight with Arya after getting kicked in the crotch by the Hound.

>>85459705
why are showfags so goddamn obsessed with gendry?

>>85458298
cunnilingus is disgusting and unsanitary and so are blowjobs. anybody who enjoys giving or receiving either is a degenerate

>>85459830
I'm not though
I had forgotten he even existed until I saw a picture in this thread.

>>85459536
>>85459626

>samefagging this hard
KYS

>>85459834
this, I hate blowjobs, they are dirty and after a blowjob I can't kiss the girl.

most worthless shit ever, plus the pussy feels better

>>85459834
t. jon snow hater

All those years, gendry trained and united all the power of all known gods.
He will return as a godlike being and reshape westeros in 7 days.
On the first he will kill all shitty actors (daenerys included), breaking the fourth wall.
On the second he will beat cersei and her army.
On the third he will win the Great War for the dawn.
On the fourth he will revive all good characters.
On the fifth he will drown the iron islands for being a shithole. And he will make essos fertile.
On the sixth he will unite the seven kingdoms and repair westeros from his iron throne.
On the seventh he will make eternal peace and cast an age of eternal prosperity ending winters and making good magic and mythical creatures come back in westeros

All hail the boat king god! Long may he reign! He who will free us from that shit show!

>>85459874
> jon snow, cunnilingus king in the north

>>85459885
this is golden

>>85458383
tastes like fucking copper coins

>>85459686
I'm sure she squirms even harder when she gets dicked by the bull afterwards, you faggot nu-male.

>>85458530
Yeah, GM doesn't deserve such awful comparison.

>>85459236
I was under the impression GoT didn't have any meaningful time travel to begin with, that if you "change the past" you don't change anything because you had already changed the past in the past, hence why Hodor was always a retard

>>85459834
>T. Virgin who unironically has sexual thoughts and opinions based on other virgin's posts on 4chan

Stop, lad. There is nothing 'degenerate' about cunnilingus.

>>85460635
Once you change it, it always was that way yes. But that just means that you essentially have control over reality.

Horror wasn't always retarded, he probably grew up and became a knight for house stark because of his strength in battle. He wasn't made retarded until bran was at that door and sent a command so powerful it reached back in time and fried his brain. When that happened the timeline with Wylis the Brave was erased and we all only remember the timeline where Hordor was retarded. Then bran used him as a sacrificial pawn to hold that door shut.

>>85459885
CHIM.