>My girl said the other day “can you get off that pimp shit

>>85443638
Overrated walking stereotype. Was never funny.

>>85443832
Say what you want, but he literally save my love life

His relationship advice, raw as it is, is amazing

He's the best. I love listening to Cult of Black Phillip recordings on YouTube. Hes taught me more about women than anyone

>>85443638
Can't believe Raimi used to write his material
How does he get away with it

>>85443910
Yea I have to listen to the Black Phillip shows again. I love the Dr. Z appearance on O and A as well. That was great.

>Listening to the 12hr Movie Rundown with O&A

GOAT

>>85444034
Black Philip show is great on relationships, but Patrice is fucking wrong on how to GET women in the first place

The frame works for him, because he was a celebrity and naturally hilarious, it won't for most other guys

By all means, take his relationship advice to heart, but study some actual game if you want to get girls to begin with

>>85444230
Oh yeah, i know that. But i dont really care about women like that. Sounds retarded, but if i need to really charm a woman to get her, then its just not gonna work. My last serious gf and i had a mutual attraction, i didnt do anything special. Though that didnt work it either, so ive stopped caring, and now i just live my life

>>85444420
I wish I could not care about women, but I'm way too addicted to the pussy

It's like pure heroin to me, I just can't help it

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>>85444230
I use the Mystery Method. Stacking and threading. Use kino escalation also.

>Fundamentally, it’s the nature of women to bitch you up. That always happens; the degree may be different from woman to woman, but it’s all about bitchin you up. And it’s organic. You cannot be angry at how they do it with such ease. It’s like brushing your teeth. Your manhood is constantly under siege, and you can’t be mad at them. It’s like being mad at a fuckin snake for biting you. If you got a rattlesnake in your hand and you’re like “this rattlesnake is the shit” and it bites you, you can’t be mad at the motherfucker. You just have to go “shit, it’s a snake”.

>>85444762
>being addicted to pussy
Sad!

>>85445029
Tell me all about your high horse please

If you're in your 20s, you NEED a sexual outlet, I don't care what kind of buddhist monk bullshit you rationalize with

Your outlet is going to be either PUSSY or MASTURBATION
I quit porn long ago, so I NEED the pussy, even if it pisses me off at times

>>85445010
being raised by a single mom due to divorce, while your dad is out banging bar rats, really fagged me up. I try to break out of this natural state that I've eased into over a 12 year period starting at the age of 9, but it's depressing. Trying to crawl out of it. I have to try though

Women want to look at a guy and believe that he will lead them where they need to go. But they’re gonna test him like he’s a weak ass second mate.

>>85445230
You need to find a male rolemodel to learn from

Just swallow your pride, find a local Chad and suck up to him, he will subconciously teach you how to act

If you have no choices, go for some fictional character, like Hank Moody

>Women hate being in charge. They don’t wanna win, they want a winner. And that’s what women test constantly, is this nigga the winner that I think he is? So you come at us and try to make us losers. And what a loser is, is a guy that lets a woman make his happiness. If you look at any woman who’s in charge, she’s not happy. She thinks she has to be mean to be the boss, she’s copying what she sees bosses do. Women don’t want to run shit, it makes them miserable. They want a man who runs shit so she can go “that’s my man”.

>>85443861
t.obongo

>>85445230
>>85445329

>this mental illness

Why don't you faggots just blow each other already

>>85445374
>>85445294
Where are these videos at?

>>85445374
This should be put in the congressional library

>>85445444
>>85445472
Where the fuck did you come from?
The men are talking, fuck off

>>85445230
Just fucking respect yourself, dude.
Show interest, but don't ever chase if she's not interested or being a cunt, that particular woman may be unique in her own way, but so is every other.
You need to find woman who, in the process of making her your woman, won't fucking break you, because there are plenty of women out there who will not and cannot be saved.
Don't invest more than what you'll get in return, also learning how to spot the signs of mental illness in people is a huge help.

>>85446110
men imply human, go back to africa you subhuman

ALL of my friends who got in to relationship s and said they would never be cucked have, you guessed it, become cucked.

WHAT the fuck do women do exactly? Their gfs have sucked them dry and not in a way they'd like.

I don't think those fags over in r9k know they'd be eaten if their "want a gf :(" dreams came true.

WHACHU DOIN?

I'd kill to hear his views on shit like the Zimmerman trial, Cosby rape allegations and the OJ Simpson shit. I'd trade five top comedians to have Patrice back and in perfect health.

>>85446673
>Cosby rape allegations
Pretty much this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySAoWBrx5-o

>>85446560
How about a Patrice quote?

>She’s going to try and gradually take your manhood by small steps and before you know it you’re sitting in the shoe store carrying her bags. You gotta first decide what you want out of this and if what you want is sex, then that has to be obvious. And if that’s not what she wants, fine, there will be somebody else.

>>85446413
you (you)'d the wrong anon, anon

>>85443861
what was his relationship advice?

how did patrice even get women? he's ugly and fat as shit

>>85446110
>I'm so sad
>heyyy the menn are talking
You done fagged yourself up it seems

>>85446560
>ALL of my friends who got in to relationship s and said they would never be cucked have, you guessed it, become cucked.
Same here. It's a sight to behold. How a person completely gets broken and changed. Intriguing but highly disturbing.

>>85446871
No, I didn't.

>>85446903
>he's ugly and fat as shit
>appearance
>mattering to women when you have fame and money
Man, you're really young.

>>85446749
I listen to this story at least once a year. It truly is the greatest story ever told on radio and mostly serves to remind me women are shit.

>>85446977
ya did. anon didnt mention about being in reltionship with girls, it was about how being raised by his mom fagged him up, and now he's trying to break out of that state

>>85446980
>Man, you're really young.

I mean I get it it's just weird. He clearly had the confidence in the first place even before the fame. And where does that come from?

>>85444968
>giving your money to PUA
poor child

>>85445374
>tfw a woman suggests doing something then somehow you wind up having to plan everything even though the whole thing was her idea and you just wanted to stay home

>>85447194
>I Want to go out!
Okay, what do you want to do?
>You decide

Every
Fucking
Time

>>85446567
WHY YA WATCHIN BASEBALL?

>>85447116
I dunno man, listen to his older stories he was a dumb kid himself at first. It's basically what this guy said >>85446413

Put your ass on the first place. And mean it. Don't chase women, don't give them compliments, don't give them attention, don't call them etc. The usual shit. You don't even need to have money. You need to have the aura that makes them think you have the money and successful career. You need to act like you have other options. Women don't want desperate quick-to-please-easy-to-get-men because that means they're not worthwhile. Women only want superiors.

>>85443832
(YOU) f a g g o t (YOU)

>>85445153
I go no fap

>>85447150
His show was kino

>>85447264
ISNT THAT BETTER?

>>85443638
I love this man's work. 9/10 times I cant help but agree with his opinion.

>>85446481
back to r9k you go bud.

>>85446903
https://youtu.be/-gLWvpHMrf4?t=10m29s
from then on to about 15:30 would sum it up.
This guy did some swinging and bringing in other girls for threesomes but whatever so I wouldn't say it's all great advice.

And as usual, the fuckless focus on sex

His movie talk was the true GOAT

>>85448255
I've been watching movies based on what he references on O&A.

>>85448534
Patrice versus Norton on Face/Off is one of the funniest movie discussions ever. It's a piece of shit movie to begin with but the way they break a movie down makes it fucking hilarious man.
You've probably heard it before but there's a long video on YouTube with O&A referencing and talking about Twister, it's great.
>Jonas
>son of a bitch.

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>>85443638
Just leave it alone. Seriously.

>>85443861
t.reddit

>>85448901
Does reddit even like Patrice's shit outside of his comedy? I feel most of the fag apologists on reddit would say something like "he's pretending to be sexist, it's a character!".

They did that shit with Sam Hyde from what I've heard and everyone with an iq above 80 knows Sam Hyde is a white supremacist

>>85445472
what did you mean by that?

>>85443638
This guy breaks down women, their bullshit and how to counter them pretty well.

>every time he said logistics instead of semantics

>>85443638
>Don’t let her fag you up.

Say what you want about the fat man, but he absolutely learned to understand women.

>>85444130
>I think Face Off stunk!

I enjoyed face off, what was so bad?

>>85444230
>study some actual game

This never works you fucking dumb virgin

>>85451910
kino escalation works if there is some level of attraction

>>85451910
Tell me what works, then

I'm curious

>>85452002
>Tell me what works, then

Demonstrating leadership. That's what chicks want, whether they're willing to admit it or not.

>>85452247
That's literally one of the things PUA teaches you

>>85452002
Just be honest with a woman.

>>85452488
lmao

>>85446749
>False

>Literally admits he did it and broke the law

Jesus Christ you Patricecucks are the fucking worst. He was a decent comedian but he was also a fat rapist piece of shit that killed himself with food after he had his leg cut off. Fuck that dindu.

>>85452488

she was Portuguese, barely white

>>85452604
It was false, numbnuts. She lied and said it was forced but that was after the fact and she was ashamed because someone tried to black male her.

>>85452684
AN UNDERAGE GIRL CAN'T CONSENT YOU FUCKING MORON, HE LITERALLY COMMITTED STATUTORY RAPE, WHAT PART OF THIS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

>>85452673
Oh, well it's okay then. Nevermind.

>>85452405

Sure....leadership as a con man with a script. That's not the kind of leadership chicks are actually looking for, though, and the kind of chicks that buy into that shit aren't the ones any decent dude wants anyway, as they're usually retarded.


It needs to be natural, like the kind of shit you do at work or in a school environment, or in sports, that requires decision making, task organization, and providing instructions and guidance to others. Chicks love that shit and will follow you, which is exactly what you want.

Spitting game, however, is just that....a game. You know it's a game for pussy, and THEY know it's a game for pussy, and if you're stupid enough to play that game, then you've already lost. PUA is no different than being any other beggar trying to beg for pussy, they just work harder on their sales pitch. FUCK that.

Do what you think is best, regardless.

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>>85452604
>>85452847
At least put some effort in

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>>85452847
>>85452488
Wait. did patrice actually rape someone?

>>85452847
Not him, but Patrice was underaged as well.

>>85452890
this is why I went my own way

>>85452929
>Being such a moron that you not only can't understand how basic laws work but you also call facts bait

Kill yourself.

>>85452948
He was of legal age, she was a year under. I've read the case file. It also lists her as caucasian but that can mean anything that isn't black in police reports. I didn't know she was a shitskin, now I don't care.

>>85443638

I miss Patrice. Whenever him and Louis CK went at each other on O&A, I lost my shit.

>>85444762
A woman will ruin your life soon enough.

>>85453053
I don't know why you'd care in the first place considering she willingly wanted to have a train run on her. White or not a girl who'd want that isn't worth defending or caring about.

Someone who wasn't supposed to found out what she did, found out so she claimed it was "Rape" to save face.

>>85453197
It was rape though, I just go by the law. I'm not saying she shouldn't have a bullet put in her head.

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>>85453090
>You know where nigger came from, originally?

>>85453256
>i'm just going by the law
>no person is illegal!
Whatever's convenient at the time for you people

>>85453321

>IT WAS A FUCKING FEELING!!!

was watching him a lot the other day and it clicked a bit. but i'm past my prime and just would rather not give a shit about pussy but i like his mindset.

still need the fame and money though i dont give a shit what he says
>bro you can be fat it dont matter
>already has a hot wife money and fame
so anything coming out of his mouth just seems void because he wasn't successful with women until he had more fame and money

>>85452847
>Girl jumps into a car with you and starts rubbing your dick and demands a gang bang.
>She didnt consent.
Good job on not listening to the story, maybe your a talker too, but SHES A DOER!

His defense of Steven Seagals's sequel to Under Seige was embarrassing. Goddamnn I miss him so much. RIP big guy

>>85452940
well yeah according to the law. he tells the story on radio but apparently he got framed and he got sent to jail for a couple years

>>85453190
only if you are beta

>>85443638
He lived his life like one big performance art of not giving a fuck. His stand-up was never really as funny as some of the greats he's considered better than but _he_ was funnier than most of them.

That said, I don't think you should take his pimp shit too seriously. There's some truth in what he says but making sex the reason for your existence gets boring for most.

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I've noticed since having a gf that if you cowtoe to her emotional plots and ploys she'll just start pulling them with greater intensity and frequency until there's a split. I imagine it's some built-in evolutionary mechanism whereby a woman tests the emotional compatibility of a partner she's eyeing for the long-term.

Feminism is bullshit of course. All women like to be choked in bed, to have you tell them where you're going out for lunch or dinner or whatever outing it may be, and to have you decide which road you get there by.

Much in the same way you almost never see psychological problems resulting from too much independence given during development, you almost never see relationships end because the guy took charge too much or way too forceful. It's almost always the opposite, he was too beta, too much of a pushover.

This man gave so much good advice. Obviously not everyone could make that shit work, and not everyone should try to, but take bits and pieces here and there and you have some solid advice anyone could take and apply to their lives. He's also really fucking good at making you think you could do that shit to, just listening to him makes me feel like whatever I've been doing is stupid and I could be doing a whole lot better. He's absolutely right with a lot of the shit he says about women though.

>>85453387
He was doing that before fame, he just got sick of the game and women in general so he started going to Brazil with Jim Norton and the gang to bang hookers and get away from American women.

>>85443861
me too I'm married now and my wife is my complete bitch

>>85453399
Underage people can't consent. I know this is hard for you pedophiles to understand but it's the law.

>le genius philosopher comic

he literally died from an overdose of grape soda

>>85444130
I listened to that shit 5 times at least

he's not wrong though.
women try to dress you up the way they want to dress you up and you almost always look like a certified dick sucking, aids chasing, mascara wearing faggot.
they're just holes nothing more.

>It's an /r9k/ meets Patrice episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAuN8bvndcI

>>85454112
She was like 16 and he was 17.
You take that to another state and it's legal.
He got screwed by a judge who was trying to prove that he wasn't soft and got jail time.

>>85454215
i dont time to watch all that
what is it tldr

>>85454115
he was pretty self aware about his diet, he just didn't give a fuck.

>>85454231
Opie and Anthony get Patrice to coach a virgin intern though talking with roasties.

>>85454157
>women try to dress you up the way they want to dress you up and you almost always look like a certified dick sucking, aids chasing, mascara wearing faggot.
Are you kidding. I like to wear smaller dial watches and some other shit that might be considered unmasculine and girls are always trying to get me to wear those horrible moon sized dials and darker colors.

>>85454220
The fucked up part is he got sent to a jail with real criminals instead of juvenile or something like that. His friend probably wouldn't have gone insane from assrape fear then.

>>85454220
>You take that to another state and it's legal

Yeah and it's legal to fuck babies in third world shitholes, I don't understand your point. He broke the law where he was, there is no arguing that.

>>85454304
No. There's a difference between wearing what you want and what some bitch wants.

>>85454313
i think its the principle. if they can get you to change one thing they will keep trying to see what other shit to fix

>>85454313
He was a legal adult in that state. You commit the crime you do the time.

>>85454361
17 is underage where he was.
18 was the age of consent, he got jail time because the judge was a cunt.

>>85454388
meant for >>85454304

>>85454408
He got jail time because he broke the law.

>>85454509
He didn't break any laws.
The guy who blackmailed her into giving him a BJ did.
They were both underage.

Someone post some of his relationship advice, or a few short videos of good talking points.

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>>85454553
>He didn't break any laws

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>>85454753
>both underage
>girl makes the first move
>this breaks laws

>>85454836
Correct. He was older than her for one, she said the sexual contact wasn't wanted, she is not old enough to consent to anyone of any age, and that is the law. I'm not saying it's right, I'm saying IT'S THE LAW.

Christ almighty it's like talking to the fucking wall.

>>85454985
If two teens have sex it's not statutory rape you mongoloid.
What made her make the accusation was the idiot who blackmailed her for oral.

>>85454985

>trying to talk sense into a bunch of literal cucks who are whiteknighting for a smelly yard ape

you would be better off talking to the wall m8

>>85455025
>If two teens have sex it's not statutory rape you mongoloid.
Yes it is

>>85443832
you seem like a miserable person and I bet you're constantly unfulfilled

>>85455025
>If two teens have sex it's not statutory rape you mongoloid

IN THAT STATE IT IS, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT.

>>85455034
Yeah I'm done. Fuck this shit.

>>85455058
That's not what statutory is.

If he was an adult it would have been, but he wasn't. He was a dumb teen like she was.

>>85455058
It depends on the laws of the state in question. You're both retards

this is why this website needs heavy moderation. imagine wanting to actually learn something on here and some 3 retards are having a 50+ post discussion on semantics, completely derailing everything

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>tfw a lawyer and could solve this immediately by posting a snippet of the actual law but would rather watch the argument

>>85449335

The difference is girls don't think Patrice is sexist, all black people would agree Sam is.

>>85455141
Why would you come here to learn anything?

>>85455141
Imagine being a nu-/tv/ /v/eddit faggot who wants more moderation because his little feefees get hurt by people talking about something he doesn't like in his shit tier thread. You have to go back you fucking homo.

>>85455141
Nice bait man, have a (You)

>>85455175
Patrice was called sexist a lot, he would just say "so what?" or something along those lines.

>>85454589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvqKqyB19z8
There was this other one I had in mind where he talks more about the mindset you should have when pursuing women, but I can't remember what it was. I'll post it if I find it.

>>85455229
>lets have some more nigger dick threads, lol!!!, who needs mods!!

>>85455229
imagine being a retard that thinks it's normal that people have to skim through posts upon posts of mental retardation to find posts with actual substance.

i fully support the culling of v/edditors like you and "le oldfags"

>this hyper-insecurity about whether they're acting "fagged up"

lol are you guys responsible for the hoards of posts on tinder threads always telling the OP to give up as soon as he says something that slightly deviates from 'optimal' game?

it's honestly incredible.

>>85455497
>>85455505
If you don't like this board don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out you whiny /v/eddit pussies.

>>85443832
This

>>85445374
absolute truth. and this is the way it has been since the beginning of time and should be

>>85455584
no, im gonna stay here and push for a coup to get faggots like you out of here so we can have threads that reach 300+ posts down to like 40 of them worth reading

>>85455584
>pretending this board is any different from /v/

Imagine being so pathetic and lonely you play turf wars on fucking 4chan. Just leave it alone. Seriously.

>>85455646
Better men than you have tried and failed, faggot. I'm still here and you'll be just another body left in the wake of faggots who tried to change 4chan.

>>85455650
Suck my cock, Opie you fucking faggot.

>>85455756
take your meds retard

>>85453759
can not wait for robo whores to finally cut this shit out. god they are insufferable

>>85453759
>cowtoe

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>>85453027
>I'm not man enough to attract a woman so I won't even try
You ''went your own way'' because you're a beta.

>>85454215
This is hard to listen to.

>>85456061
>posts anime
>calling anyone beta
tip top wew

>>85455907
Excellent rebuttal /v/eddit.

>>85456075
If you think that's bad, listen to the sequel where O&A catch him talking shit about them in his emails for making fun of him and he gets fired on-air.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZEt420soA0

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>Excellent rebuttal /v/eddit.

>>85456241
I mean they did trash him pretty hard. It's weird to think that they'd never met anyone like this and couldn't pin it down to him just being an awkward beta.

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>>85456280
pls no bully

>>85456317
Here's another one where some other intern makes a really unfunny bit for the show and they relentlessly shit on him for it until he loses all morale and completely shuts down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaqNzRofLOI

>>85456508
They were really brutal to interns sometimes.
Shit was funny still.

>>85456112
How much of a sperg are you that you only keep reaction images relevant to your interests?

>>85456280
>>85456402
>/v/eddit doesn't even know how to reply to a post correctly then samefags

Excellent rebuttal /v/eddit.

http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/dAq-GI9crwNrkD8KMUvHSA/

>Slimy fucking Croatian third world subhuman

Sad!

>>85456686
>samefags

What

>>85443638
>>85443832
I agree, a bunch of losers listen to him, but his advice is really hit and miss on women. He was funny tho

>>85456752

Jesus Christ you really are a reddit tourist.

>>85456657
Not sperg enough to post anime garbage. Kill yourself, faggot.

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>>85456686
>v/edditor calling other people v/edditors

hilarious

>>85456826
Been here since 09 buddy, I've never posted the Drake image in all that time.

>>85456877

>09

Like I said, reddit tourist newfaggot.

>>85456317
Yeah if you read comments about this anywhere it's posted people just can't believe the guy is for real and it's not just an act for seeking attention. Normies must have zero exposure to betas because there are thousands of guys like him in /r9k/ and /adv/

>>85456686
>15 different people posting the drake image
>each one of them has a different file name
>implies im the only one with the visible flag

retard lol

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>>85456940
You need to relax.

>>85456867
>Cuts off part of the numbers in the name of his post to try to hide he's a /v/edditor

>>85456949
>Still trying to act like he's not a /v/eddit tourist

SAD!

>>85457049

You need to go back.

>>85457095
hello v/eddit, how's the latest video game? how's the latest sargon video?

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>>85457095
You're talking to at least 3 people.

>>85457147
Can't return to a place I've never been in.

>>85457152
>/v/eddit

>>85457200
>/sp/eddit

SAD!

>>85457250
what did anita do this time? what did based sargon tell her this time

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>>85457250
There is literally nothing wrong with /sp/.

>>85443832
Found the woman.

>>85448761

the face/off bit is fucking radio gold. Easily one of the funniest things I've ever had the pleasure to listen to

this thread just makes me miss the old show. Good thing all the best bits are forever maintained on jewtube.

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>>85457316
For someone trying to say he isn't /v/eddit you sure know a lot about what goes on there you /v/eddit tourist.

>>85457317
Yes there is, they started moderating it and made it no fun allowed. Outlaws 4 lyphe.

>>85456241

They are true cunts. Talentless motherfuckers who got extremely lucky that Patrice or CK ever touched their show. They are getting everything that's coming to them.

I wish the intern had just called them no talent pieces of shit then left with dignity

>>85456941
I have known guys like that my whole life, even if I had never come to 4chan I still would've known exactly what was up right from the start. I do feel kind of bad for the guy and I bet he's not nearly as awkward when surrounded by his own people. But him being around a bunch of macho pussy-talk obviously made him that much more nervous plus they didn't really let him talk.

>>85449335

reddit didnt know who patrice was until he died and the internet made a big deal out of him for a few weeks, as you'd expect.

he then later had another resurgence of popularity with theredpill morons who were naturally attracted to his "black phillip" segments.

Patrice's radio time contains more comedic genius than any amounts of hack specials I've seen put together, so I guess it is an appreciation of his comedy in some form, just not the comedy he got paid for.

>>85457441
Anthony was great at riffing with comics, and Opie was good at coming up with sadistic bits and stopping everyone from riffing to answer an unfunny call.

>>85457418
hello v/eddit

moderation is an absolute necessity and you're the proof of it

You nerds looking forward to Artie and Anthony? It should be a glorious trainwreck that ends in at least one shooting.

>>85457531
I thought Patrice worked out a deal and got paid for Black Philip. He never got paid for his O&A appearances though.

>>85457570
HOLD ON GUYS HOLD ON. WE GOT CLEETUS THE TRUCKER ON THE PHONE.

>>85457617

>wants more moderation
>says anyone else is reddit

Is it like the anniversary of his death or something? I'm currently listening to his O&A eps myself but idk why all the threads about him suddenly

>>85447628
>try no fap
>feel incredibly sexually pent up and frustrated
>still meet no women
>have a wet dream and go back to normal after like 5 days

every time

>>85457628

that might be true, I can't remember.

>>85457697
Opie is unemployed and needs to remind people that he exists.

>>85457697
I started listening to his shows after work this week. Don't know why.

>>85457686
yes, not just more moderation, full dictatorship.
no deletion of controversial opinions, just bans for thread derailers and retarded redditor meme spammers

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>>85454215
Holy shit, I've never felt so uncomfortable listening to someone before in my life.
>Yo? Where are you from?
>I'M FROM DETROIT
>THE BIG D
>I KEEP MY BITCHES ON A LEASH
He just keeps fucking going, someone stop him please.

>>85457954
t. Reddit

>>85457954

YEP, IT'S REDDIT!

>>85458013
t. v/eddit

>>85458051
yep, it's v/eddit

>/tv/ thread on women
Yeah let me know when you guys know what to do with a clitoris

>>85458149
sorry di caprio, couldn't recognise you over the fedora

>>85445230
what natural state

Patrice comes off as an asshole desu. I completely understand when he talks about not being whipped but he makes it seem like he has no emotional connection to his girl.

>>85445374
Dude this girl in my class kept telling me to kick this bigger guy's ass for no reason

>>85458346
In his words he loves her but doesn't like her.
Every time he feels like she is checking his manhood he comes back twice as hard.

>>85458088
You literally are reddit, /v/eddit, a redditfugee, and probably have breath that smells like niggercum. I suggest you kill yourself.

>>85458346
>no emotional connection

Yeah that must be why she spent 5 years travelling around honoring him after his death

>>85458573

Yeah I'm sure that had nothing to do with money.

>>85458569
t.v/eddit

>>85443638
Careful OP, you're gonna piss off whiteknights by posting Patrice

>>85458346
If you listen to a lot of his anti-woman rants he kinda reveals that he used to be a more romantic emotional guy with women but it ended up sabotaging his relationships until he changed his ways

kinda like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AHH0bdNKyM

I genuinely don't understand why this perspective on women wanting to make you less of a man is so prevalent.

To me women are very similar to men but are way more sociable and emotional. They aren't malicious, at least from my experiences.

>>85458767
Kill yourself.

>>85443638
If a woman ever fags you up, she won't be interested in you sexually anymore.

>>85458810
Romantic is really downplaying how much of a sappy man he was.
He wrote poetry and shit.

>>85458861
Most don't do it on purpose, it's small things that start eating away at your general independence and personality, until you're dependent on them and they leave because you turned into a faggot.

>>85458902
heeeellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo v/edditor

>>85458997
You looking into a mirror while you post, /v/eddit? Kill yourself.

>>85458861
>They aren't malicious, at least from my experiences.
A lot are. To no fault of there own sometimes as well. Especially in big cities.

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>You looking into a mirror while you post, /v/eddit? Kill yourself.

>>85458861
Patrice specifically targeted women who were aggressive. Women trying to wear the pants and emasculate their man is not some made up phenomenon. I think every man knows one or two other guys who are utterly henpecked or broken from a nasty divorce the wife initiated.

>>85459205
>Still doesn't know how to properly quote the post he's replying to

Embarrassing, /v/eddit. Kill yourself.

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>Still doesn't know how to properly quote the post he's replying to

Embarrassing, /v/eddit. Kill yourself.

>>85459384
how new are you?

>>85453256
It's 16 in some states.

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>>85443832
Roastie detected

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>>85443638
>Don’t let her fag you up.

"Now make me a double layer chocolate cake, BEE-YATCH!"

>>85444968
You better not end up like him.
If he is the next suicide I wouldn't be suprised.

>>85445010
Keep in mind that most of his experiences come from black women.

But he is right in general.

>>85443951
T'was a different time

>>85461508
He said white women do the same but are more passive aggressive in their method.
They are outwardly nice but plan your fucking demise behind your back.

>>85453502
>CASEY FUCKING RYBACK?!

jesus i can crack up just from suddenly remembering classic O&A bits

RIP Patrice, pre-AIDS Jimmy, not-yet-fully-cucked Louis, keeping-his-borderline-personality-disorder-sort-of-in-check Opie, and pre-trannychaser Ant. RIP them all.

>>85461853
They all went off the rails. I miss this show.

>>85461116
>Roastie

What are you, 12?

>>85462049
Roastie detected.

>>85462093
13 then?

You can't possibly be through puberty yet....

>>85458861
Most women don't test your directly, they just subconsciously notice your reaction in social situations where dominance plays a role. They don't want weak mates not because they're malicious, but because they evolved to find strength attractive. A stronger mate = better chances of survival.

>>85462144
The fact that it bothers you tickles me a bit.
Roastie has been used on this site for about two years now. Ironically or not. You have to go back.

>>85462211
Not the guy you're talking to but what boards have used roastie? I only lurk /b/ /fit/ /tv/ and i only saw it popping up in maybe the last 6 months.

When will men take back power? Women can't handle it. They're not having kids and they're all on anti-depressants.

>>85462292
All of the ones you mentioned, along with /vg/, /gif/, /t/ and /pol/. Mostly for shitposting.

>>85462049
>>85462144
Fuck off Roastie
>>85462292
Fuck off newfag

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>>85447318
>Women don't want desperate quick-to-please-easy-to-get-men because that means they're not worthwhile. Women only want superiors.

>>85462544
I love being gay sometimes, I hate talking to most women because they are vapid or sanctimonious. Can't even imagine dating one.

>>85462211

So you ARE a 13 year old beta virgin. Got it.

No man uses the term "roastie".

Regardless, hang in there little guy, you'll get through puberty one of these days, then you won't be so easily lead around by your dick.

>>85462745
Does cuck bother you too?

>>85462781
Not at all, little guy.

Not at all.

Now clean up your room.

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>>85462745
Do you think calling someone a virgin has any power here you gaping roastie?

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>>85462891
You know, if you aren't one you do a very good impersonation of a roastie.

>it's a /tv/ tries to argue that sex with little girls isn't illegal episode

Never change /tv/

>>85462941
>>85462949

This is what single mothers produce.

>>85463318
I had a very happy nuclear family.

>>85463365
Sure you did, pal.

Sure you did.

>>85463251
Sex with girls is illegal if the male is over 18.
Also she wasn't a little girl, bitch was 16.

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>>85463318
Says the roastie who's reddit spacing and thinks virgin is a genuine insult on an anonymous mongolian caligraphy board

>>85463427
My parents have been married for 30 years.

>>85455424
did you find it

>>85463468
You're really fixated on that whole "virgin" thing, aren't you boy?

>>85463480
You mean your mom and box wine, right.

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>last 200 posts were about autistic board wars

>>85463710
My mom doesn't drink. My father does though.

>>85453582
Yeah, and I'm sure he tells a 100% accurate version because there is no way somebody would lie about this.

>b-but he sounded honest
He was a professional bullshit artist. A sociopath that had every opportunity in comedy, and got fired from them all. The Office, Arrested Development, Christ Rock, Dave Chapelle, they all gave him a chance.

>>85463710
Says the gaping maw fixated on the whole "roastie" thing, aren't you roastie?

>>85457441
O&A made millions before they ever met Patrice or Louis. They were the second biggest radio show in the country for a while. Anthony, as much a piece of shit as he is, actually is funnier on the radio than most of the big name comedians they had in.

>>85463967
Like you've ever actually seen a vagina.

Hell, I bet you don't even have a drivers license.

>>85463931
So you believe that he and 3 others raped 2 girls and only got 2 months?

>>85464086
You sure showed him roastie.

>>85464086
>This is what the defensive roastie tells herself
At least you admit that you're only useful for sex

>>85464098
They couldn't prove the rape, but they could prove the statutory rape.

>>85464206
If there was any actual rape there would have been signs of her defending herself or forceful entry.

I disagree that it was statutory since they were both minors and a year apart.

>>85464138
>>85464198
>Oh no! The 13 year olds are ganging up on me!

Well, boys, we're done here.

Hang in there. Puberty doesn't last forever, and you'll get through it.

>>85464345
It's been a wild ride.
We'll shitpost some other time roastie.

>>85463931
>whore gets called out for being a whore
>accuses men of rape

It checks out 110%

>>85464378
She wasn't just called out, one of the students at her school blackmailed her for a blowjob and she panicked.
The fucked up thing about that situation is the blackmail kid had a better lawyer and got a slap on the wrist and a fine.

>>85464271
>there would have been signs of her defending herself or forceful entry

Not necessarily, neither of those things are required in every rape case. Patrice was a big guy, 6'4" and a high school football player when he was young. And there were several dudes with him.

You think they couldn't easily hold down some small Portuguese girl without causing bruises or drawing blood?

Who knows what happened, but it sounds fishy. Patrice is of course going to tell the story in the most flattering light, to him, as he possibly could. I'm not buying it, sent off my bullshit alarm when I first heard him tell it.

>>85443638
>Get busted for statutory rape as a teenager.
>Spend the rest of your life bitching about women.

Sounds about right.

>>85463931
This guy actually kept it real which is why it took him so long to make it his own way. Chris Rock played house nigger and hosted the oscars while Dave Chappell legitimately went crazy under the pressure of being successful.

>>85464457
Oh I know. But she sent Patrice and his friends to jail because she knew her being a slut would have come out because of the guy who legitimately did assault her.

>>85464466
There were two girls not just the one Patrice had sex with.

If Patrice never wanted this to get out he would have never told the story to begin with.
The guy that did the actual crime, who coerced a girl into giving him oral was only fined because of his lawyer. Patrice wasn't as lucky.

>>85464466
If he did actually rape her and wanted to tell the story in the most flattering way he wouldn't have brought it up in the first place like he did.

Your bullshit alarm means jackshit

>>85443638
this shit is true and removes any liking I have women, leaving just a desire to gang rape or any nonsense like that (but then you remember she'd like that and that desire goes away)

>been with gf 4 years
>work and support us both while she goes to school
> have to balance military life , her, and our house and financial situation
>lost my sex drive
>we have no fucking money but she gets in a mood whenever I say we can't go out because no money
>end up going out anyways
Brehs I just want to come home, work out, watch movies, and play my games. Why did I do this

>>85464985
>but then you remember she'd like that and that desire goes away
kek

>>85453053
>He was of legal age, she was a year under
Wait what? It's rape in the US if an 18 year old fucks a 17 year old?

>>85443638
No one ITT is appreciating how quick witted and intimidating he could be. He'd size people up in without hesitating when he was on Tough Crowd and he would hardly prepare for the episodes.

>>85466232
It really depends how the court handles the situation.

Though in his case he was he was 17 and she was 16.

>>85461508
>>85461842
Exactly this. Different methods from same underlying moods and justifications for their actions

>>85453053
i though the whole thing was bullshit that he made up on the show for laffs?

>>85466305
He was only physical once according to Jimmy.
Some guy was pushing Jimmy around and Patrice defended him.

As far as wit, there is a compilation of him mocking comics on Tough Crowd who would not let go of their act and just shoot the shit for 20 minutes.

>>85446820
>can't carry bags
And so the lazy nigger reveals his true face: too fat and lazy to carry some bags

>>85466395
He did two months in big boy prison as a minor.

>>85466441
>carrying her bags just because she tells you to

>>85466418
I wasn't really talking about physical intimidation, though that was certainly a factor. He was so good at calling people out on their bullshit or pointing out the most pathetic things about another person. Basically a really funny bully

>>85466483
>i'm an ALPHA MALE and I refuse to carry bags
Damn, do you put your bitch in her place by not opening doors for her too?

>>85466512
I really want more stories about their 'hack court'.
I still go back and listen to Bill Burrs bus beating.

>>85466549
This isn't about being nice to your girl, it's about her demanding things. "Carrying her bags" is just some arbitrary example. Not the best one, granted.

>>85466445
I don't see his case in the MA court system

>>85466656
The judge pushed to treat him as an adult.
Him and his 16 year old friend. Gave both 2 months.

>>85466605
The trick is to offer to carry the bags before she passive aggressively asks you to

>>85466690
I've heard the story but ive also read he just made it up for entertainment on the spot. I cant find his case in the mass.gov database

>>85466706
That's not a trick at all.
It's neutering yourself before she can.
The entire point of the bit is not not let her emasculate you, she fell for you because you weren't that guy. You weren't a beta nice guy orbiter.

Again, carry bags is not a great analogy but everyone ITT understood it.

>>85466744
I haven't dug that deep DESU.
I just took it at face value, because why would you admit on the radio to being a convicted rapist

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>>85454243
>he just didn't give a fuck.
>He lost his ability to speak, and later his ability to move, for a time communicating by eye movements before losing that ability as well. Doctors warned that if he survived, he would likely remain permanently paralyzed and unable to speak.
>he just didn't give a fuck.
What a hero!

>>85466927
I doubt anyone likes him for his inability to follow through on a diet.

>>85466897
because the purpose of the story was to justify his deep-seated hatred of women

He could be funny on occasion but I dont understand this boards obsession of him. There are far better comedians out there.

>>85467094
He doesn't hate women, he explained that he dislikes how they always at every tiny opening try to emasculate and belittle men.

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>everyone with reddit spacing calling each other reddit

Patrice was literally a cuckold. He let other men fuck his loved one as some sort of silly negro attempt at fullfilling his silly concept of ego-death.

>>85467342
They were swingers. He fucked other women all the time and regularly did threesomes.

>>85443832
He was literally the best comedian to come out of the 90s and into the millennium.

>>85443832
Sadly, this is the truest thing a carbon based, bilaterally symmetrical life form has ever said.

More like PatRIP O'neal.

>>85468571
See
>>85467421

>>85468720
Things a parentless 12 year old might say.

>>85468841
I missed you, roastie.

>>85458378
Kick her ass instead

>>85469220
I should've.