post actors who play only one role and describe the role in a sentence
>grumpy old man with a dark past
coked-up psychopath who probably got molested as a kid
>>85435327
Unintelligible Austrian death machine
Nicest person you will ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath.
:(
>>85435327
Isn't he the first Doctor now?
>>85435705
>grumpy old man
>with dark past
checks out m8
Extremely British.
Perfect person for white roles
>>85435356
Wait is that why he killed Billy Bats?
tripping over words is acting
>The guy from scifi shows
>>85436917
Why do niggers get tattoos? They are impossible to read.
>>85435683
Underrated post desu
>>85435356
>The only Pesci movies I've seen are Goodfellas and Casino
Pesci's got a little bit of range. There's none of that anger in his character for Raging Bull, for instance (that's all Deniro). And his comic characters are similarly loud I-talians, but usually deep down nice guys without the coke or psychological damage.
>>85435683
Cage is a bit of an enigma. He makes some movies where you'd think he is literally the worst actor ever to put his face on film... and then he'll turn around and do an Adaptation or something like that and leave your jaw on the floor.
>>85436917
Wasn't he literally cucked into raising some other man's child?
>Perfect for white roles
Sounds about right
>>85435327
Pan-dimensional genie who's going to fuck your day up.
>>85437247
>Cage is a bit of an enigma. He makes some movies where you'd think he is literally the worst actor ever to put his face on film... and then he'll turn around and do an Adaptation or something like that and leave your jaw on the floor.
Didn't he have some tax problems? I imagine your heart's not in it all the time when you have to take every single job offer because the IRS is after you.
>>85435683
I think his recent bad movies have made summarization impossible
Being handsome, lucky and fit, the man is too proud and complacent and needs to be made humble before he can find his true love.
>guess who?
>strong independent womyn with ugly wrinkled feet due to working so hard
Bruce Campbell
>>85435327
I see that guy in the supermarket all the time. He's really friendly.
>>85435327
>Charismatic scoundrel with a hearth of gold
>>85437778
those just look like normal feet to me. Footfags are so strange.
>>85437778
Can you explain what makes feet appealing or unappealing to footfags? Those look perfectly fine to me
>>85436953
He used to fuck kids like him in the can.
>A police officer with a chip on his shoulder
>>85439083
He played a cop like twice
>>85435391
so why hasn't he played hitler yet?
>>85439169
Because Hitler was quite a good public speaker, he brought the point across.
>>85439127
Yeah right and the rest, I can think of at 4 off the top of my head
>The other guys
>Patriots Day
>The Departed
>Max Payne
Living and walking obnoxious fat woman joke
Comedian with a peculiar accent
Fast-talking wise ass
>>85437081
You'd think they'd request white or silver tattoo ink. It certainly exists. But blacks are stupid. Full stop.
>>85435683
Whos crazy shitty movies are usually 10/10
>>85440280
true
>>85435327
He looks like such a sweet, old man. Walder Frey a cute. A CUTE!
characters shorter than 5'10
>>85440694
sorry, wrong pic
>>85435683
>>85435356
> has not seen my cousin vinny
>>85438282
Nice, whereabouts? Alex McQueen lives in my town. Speaking of which
>pic related, typecast as posh twit
>>85437867
TopPost
>>85435327
Rich douchebag who's also a lawyer.
>>85440875
the boots were the perfect touch 10/10 anon
>>85435327
Johnny Depp is like the prime example of this shit.
Twat
>>85437392
He bought fucking castles in scotland, I think his mind operates a little differently than most.
>>85437867
With a face like that you can't do many different roles.
>>85442427
Don't forget about that time he wanted to write the next great American Horror novel, bought a huge fucking mansion in New England, closed himself in it for 6 months, got a writer's block and just left.
>>85442419
Disturbia is actually really good and he isn't a twat in that
Liam Neeson but with a gun
>>85442540
I mean who hasn't had days like that. Everybody's a little bit Stephen King sometimes.
>A small guy with big plans
>>85442694
for you
Knowledgeable old man
>>85437278
Tries to make dig at black man a dig at whites.
You win the dumbfuck award!
Socially inept teenager with borderline Aspergers who gets the hot girl.
>>85438451
>>85438502
I'm a footfag and for me her feet are very nice. But I'm not a virgin so that can be a reason why.
>>85439127
Quick look at imdb shows him playing a cop/ex-cop in:
- Max Payne
- We Own the Night
- The Departed
- The Corruptor
- Broken City
- Patriots Day
- The Other Guys
- Mile 22 (upcoming)
Kindly, gravelly voiced old man who shares his wisdom freely and nobody hates.
This guy is always a black cop
>>85439967
>>85441002
Onion bargey.