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>basically retarded >gets laid twice (two different cute

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>basically retarded
>gets laid twice (two different cute chicks) in two days in a foreign country


What did they mean by this?
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Just be yourself
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Face = life
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>>85434653
t. psl user
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>guy smiles at a girl
>next scene is them having wild sex
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>>85434733
I don't even know what that means u ugly virgin
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>>85434570
Bad writing.
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When you're as handsome as Dave Franco, anything is possible
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>>85435228
Yeah,but he is 5'5 and he was retarded in the movie. He couldn't figure out the wheelbarrow sex position and he thought that he was supposed to be the wheelbarrow. He didn't know that the rectangle shape exists.
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>>85434570
This movie was underrated as hell.
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>>85434653
This.

As long as you have aesthetic face you can act anyway you want and still get roasties to through their panties at you.
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>>85434644
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>>85434570
You can easily get pussy if you're abroad, you should try it sometime. It's like playing on easy mode.
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Male model with Autism. Check out the comment section

https://youtu.be/xCnnUr_GP0I
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>>85435403
This.

Foreign bitches love American cock.

Bonus points if you have an accent.
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>>85434570
Just B yourself
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>>85434570
just be white theory confirmed
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>>85435403
>>85435648

maybe in third world sex tourism shitholes

in richer countries with attractive women they take you as a dumbass tourist and ignore you
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>>85435614
god, I hate women
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>>85435614
it's over
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>>85435787
Not at all. It improves your odds everywhere. UK, France, and Japan are three places I've been where my American accent was a one way ticket to easy pussy.
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>>85435808

they're the worst aren't they?
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>>85435787
I've been to america three times and always have women way hotter than myself fawning over me because of my accent, it works all over the world.

try travelling at some point in your life.
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>>85435875
>>85436351

in Spain I see Americans having no luck with the local women, they get drunk too quickly, act childish and don't speak Spanish well so girls aren't impressed. Of course if you're a Chad in the USA you'll be a Chad everywere
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It's a movie for one.
But what was the context of the two chicks he fucked?
Because mildly attractive foreigner in a bar/club scene. He'll probably attract a couple of chicks.
But again, it's a movie.
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>>85435403
Unironically this. Having an "accent" is a valid substitute for conversation, apparently. And, bonus points, coming back and talking about traveling abroad makes it easier to get laid at home, too.
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>>85434733
Yeah! Fuck the Greek alphabet!
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>>85439322
Which accents are good for getting laid (aside from the obvious ones like Italian, French and Britbonglish)
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>>85439399
Accent is relative. Whatever you speak is "exotic" somewhere.
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>>85437973
Why would Americans speak your peasant language?
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>>85439483
So I could get laid by speaking rally english?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw&t=17
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>>85437973
I mean, it's an advantage, not a free pass.

Of course it's still possible to fuck it up if you act like a complete tool. The bad-spanish thing is the hardest to rectify, but you can work around that. Honestly, it might be an advantage if you play it right, forces conversation to stay superficial, and it can make a bad one-liner "cute" instead of "pathetic".
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>>85434570
>doesn't like feet
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>>85439712
>So I could get laid by speaking rally english?
Maybe? Worth a shot, why not. There's always another bar and another lady, right?
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>>85439123
A cute student he met on the plane and some girl he met at a coffee shop. He literally banged them the same day they met even though he is retarded in the movie.
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step one. be attractive
step two. dont be unattractive
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>>85439322
>And, bonus points, coming back and talking about traveling abroad makes it easier to get laid at home, too.

This is true. I was in Paris for only one day (although we saw a lot of it) and I got laid because of that because one girl said it was her dream to go to Paris and we talked about it.
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>that bit where Nick Frost prods Vince Vaughn with his dick
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