>What did you say your name was?
>The name's Don.
>Don? But isn't this your ticket? Why does it have the name Bert Cooper on it
>Uh, well yeah, I have two names. Don Bert Cooper, D.B. for short
Jesus Christ Weiner
>Hey D.B. did you see that new Coke ad?
>I don't really care much for advertising
On the nose much, Weiner?
>The name is Lee
>Just Lee? You don't have a surname?
>Of course I do... It's Harveyoswald
geez louise
>Draper? I hardly knew her!
Wtf Weiner? Ever heard of tone?