>movie trailer >WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY

lets make it happen

>>85430823
sounds like shit

>>85430823
what if your dad knew you were wasting time doing this

>>85430823
just a slobuthlu like one of us

Cthulhu isn't Godzilla. He wouldn't destroy a city, he doesn't care enough. He'll just dreamwhip humanity into becoming his source of delicious soul snacks.

>>85430961
same as godzilla then, basically, is what you're saying, exactly like godzilla would do

What if Cthulu was the girl next door?

>>85430823
HOw about NO.

How can Lovecraft be adapted to convey the same fear? We live in a different world where 'inconceivable horrors' have all be conceived. Something like Alien which is as Lovecraftian and unsettling as we will probably ever get has been done to death and now has no fear what so ever.

>>85430823
trailer is spot on but more realistically
>2 hours 30 minutes of people talking
>hamfisted romantic subplot
>can't figure out epic deep mystery
>it was in a book the old man had in his library all along
>russian goons stealing things to summon monster
>as their leader is defeated he says "but it's already too late"
>last 15 minutes cthulhu shows up
>smashes one building
>"conventional weapons are useless!"
>is defeated by conventional weapon with deus ex machina strapped to it

>>85430823
someone post a webm of that penguin on his way to the mountain of madness

>>85431103
>"conventional weapons are useless!"
>is defeated by conventional weapon with deus ex machina strapped to it
How about a fucking boat?

>>85430993
Japs already did it.

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>>85431103
>is defeated by conventional weapon with deus ex machina strapped to it

piloted by randy quaid

>>85431203
The aliens in Independence Day would have won if they'd just had antivirus software installed. Dumb aliens.

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>>85431264
hey what if we give Cthulhu a bad cold lol

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>>85430823
Cthulhu artwork?

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>>85431356

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>Silent pan of the ocean
>This starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIeR7uTqEQY&ab_channel=EpicHeavenMusic
>"Imagine a world"
>shot of underwater city
>"where we weren't the first"
>fart noise, stone cracking
>"to arrive here"
>A huge eye can be seen through a crevice
>tracking shot of a helicopter
>"we've got company boys" crackles over the radio
>gun fire, grenades exploding
>Cthulhu rises from the ocean
>shots of destroyed city
>close up shot of the protagonist with an rpg
>"ia ia this you son of a bitch"
>rocket zooming towards cthulhus scared face
>explosion
>"THE"
>deep one rising out of the water being shot at by US troops
>"CALL"
>navy seals dropping into desert shooting at nyarlathotep
>"OF"
>nerdy character reading the necronomicon looking surprised
>"CTHULHU"
>coming november 8th

>>85431418
>>"ia ia this you son of a bitch"

Pure gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M

>>85431480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8

>>85430823
Fart noises aren't the trend anymore. These days it's trailers starting with a piano note or *ding* sound and then the rest of the trailer is accompanied by a slowed down cover of a famous song

>>85431522
Call of Cthulhu
*single piano note*
*slow jazz cover by Diana Krall of Dream Weaver starts playing in the background*

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>>85431418

>>85431418
You had one job.

>token funny black soldier asks in shock to his white soldier friend: 'Did you just punch Cthulhu?"

After credit scene is Nyarlathotep in his Dark Man persona shouting: I WAS KING OF EGYPT ONCE!

>>85431560
Nice

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>>85431401

I like this meme

>Trailer
>Plaque with lovecraftian creatures and the sort on it
>Monologue about horrors beyond our imagination
>Full frontal shot of Cthulu rising out of the water
>Old footage of nuclear missiles, atomic bombs, and corpses of familiar giant monsters
>Monologue about how nature is scarier then our wildest imaginations
>An unclear shot of another creature breaching the water
>First person shot of something approaching Cthulu as it's about to breach the shore, cuts to black as cthulu sees it
>Godzilla roar
>GODZILLA VS CTHULU 2018 SEE IN IMAX

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The problem with having him in a movie is that he'd win. You can't fight against a monster that makes you lose your shit and go insane just by looking at him.
It sounds cool on paper, but it'd be really tough to translate that to the big screen.

>>85431316
Put a big nosed jew near chtullu.

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>>85430823
Nah, it should be
>Essentially season 1 of true detective meets The Void but much darker and more in depth when it comes to the cult stuff
>Rust character enters the cult undercover and sees some serious shit
>Show ends with the two leads watching Chtulu slowly rising out of the water
>Directed By: David Cronenberg
>Executive Producer: Nic Pizza.

>>85430823
please stop making these threads every day

you're gonna kekmeme this shit into reality, and i will have to slowly feed myself into a throttling industrial woodchipper, feet-first, after bathing in lemon juice

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>>85431418
an actual delta green movie would be fucken rad

Let's get a cthulu becomes a little girl's guardian angel/friend/life long companion movie with the line "But you're my forbidden one"

Call of Cthulhu: the Series

>A branch of the us govermint located the resting place of Cthulhu years ago
>they found out that if they kept some distance, they could use the psychic dream link they had with Cthulhu to leap into other people's dreams without going insane
>to use that power outside the range of Cthulhu, they found out bringing a relic carved out of the island rock with them was useful
>Dream Division of the CIA is sooperseakrit, most people don't know about it and the ones they have to tell can have their memories alter later using dream powers
>main character finds out something 'fishy' is goin on in the DD (Double D as it is refer to by most Agents)
>turns out every time some humain use dream power, he's making Cthulhu that much more closer to waking up and destroying the world
>main bosses of the CIA turn out to be Deep Ones Hybrids
>main character wins, shut the DD down and saves the day
>he's congratulated by the President himself
>last shot of the series is the President revealed as being Nyarlathotep all along