Why has nobody ever tried to make an ultimate movie that asks

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He tried. And failed.

>>85423673
I've been thinking about this shit for months now. I want it to exist.

>>85423673
>>85423783
What the fuck are you people talking about?

>>85423576
JUST GIVE ME A GF ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85423576
Because that would be REALLY EFFING HARD!

>>85423673
>>85423783
Jodorowsky is entirely trapped in a dated 20th century surrealism
he's the LOL XD RANDUM of thirty years ago

>>85424237
No

>>85423576
be the change you want to see

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>>85423576
>>85424237

>nu-male NEETS want a movie that tells them how to get a gf

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>85424109
>not knowing about Jodorowsky's Dune

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>>85423576
Pic related is precisely what you're looking for, anon.

>>85425285
the documentary is fucking trash. literally ideas guy the movie

woaaah look at a ship this concept artist drew while we jerk off about how amazing and legendary our non existant movie would have been

its all so pathetic and self congratulatory

they have, its called evangelion

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>>85423673
Yeah the part where he wanted to film a close up of Salvador Dali's asshole taking a shit would have been so life changing
>>85425285
>I watched a really popular documentary so I'm a patrician
This shit has been known about for decades. I was reading about it over a decade ago. The most it had going for it was good art direction. The only reason it didn't get made was because of typical pointless Jodorowsky edginess. Everything that would have been good about it was created by people more talented than Jodorowsky. He basically sunk the project with his inflated ego

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>>85423576
j e w s r o c k

>>85425127
>Embarrassing yourself with this baseless projection
Wew boy

>>85425333
>expect to see iron pope: rise of the vatican empire
>actually see alt-right pope confused at his sexual orientation
fuck you.

>>85424990
wow only 3 seconds and my life is changed anon

>>85425895
You clearly didn't understand the show at all.

>>85423576
>is like 12 hours long
why when Bergman did it in 100 minutes with The Seventh Seal?

Do girls like skinny fat guys?

Satan's Tango
The Human Condition
The Decalogue
Out 1
Melancholia
Marvel Cinematic Universe

>>85425954
You could've named Fanny and Alexander but you have shit taste.

>>85425979

No.

>>85426023
Do they like skinny guys?

>>85425991
who gives a shit about the Ekdahl bros' marital problems and that one knocked-up maid

>>85426143
Oh so you only cared about the narrative. Go figure.

>>85423576
lol, go watch some Tony Robbins movie

>>85425950
Didn't even finish it. You can't blue ball me with the teaser the way they did and then pull the bullshit that was the first 4 episodes.

>>85425385
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