So is this fat fuck trying to parley some sort of deal with the

>>85414181

No, he's just a retard.

when the fuck will he finish clerks 3?

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Every fucking time.

Has this replaced the daily Kevin Smith on Jay Leno threads?

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did Kevin Smith really sue image hosting companies into taking down that real paparazzi photo of him eating a block of cheese as he gassed up his SUV? I heard a rumor about that happening, and I posted that photo to my facebook account while it was hosted on imgur and it was removed for whatever reason - from imgur, not facebook.

>fat fuck shoehorns trophy wife into his flicks
FAILS
>fat fuck shoehorns 6/10 daughter into his flicks
FAILS

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>>85415445
It's Jason Mewes' daughter.

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Why do you hate me?

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>>85415529
did he bang those 2 hot blondes? cuz that look on his face says it a YES!

>>85414181
When he directs a 250 million dollar budget cape flick you will have your answer.

His instagram is bleak, he's admitting how unsuccessful he has been. But he's still moving forward with his directing projects.

I was really hopeful for mallrats 2, too

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>he runs an anti-child trafficking charity with this woman
>yfw she comes up to you after you walk out of clerks 3 and asks if you're one of her seven dwarves

>>85414181
No, thats just his way to show that his attracted to her.

>>85415680
what did he mean by this

>>85415597
That's just how fat people look after a facelift, too much skin to pull back.

>>85414181
Someone post that webm of her doing yoga in one of her dad's retarded films. Thicc ass and big titties.

>>85415680
>that juvenile mentality of betas to have to let everyone know they get some

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Why does he make the face?

Is it some sort of occult sign? Eyes wide open? Why is this man so perplexingly fucked up?

>>85415048
What do you call this style of trouser?

>>85417827
cheetodusters

>>85414181
You already did this thread, and it doesn't work because a film writer/director/podcaster having a samey photograph pose isn't as pathetic as you having an entire folder of him doing it.

>>85417827
An obese person trouser. Why do you meme everything you bore.

>>85418112
I'll do it again and again until the truth about Kevin Smith is exposed.

>>85417772
I'm old enough to have posted on his message board before she was even born, and I'd lick her asshole out like it was my last meal.

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why does he wear clothing that makes him look even fatter

>>85417827
the 4chan

>>85418782
is this jacket custom made?

>>85418962
No that's an American medium

>>85416784
Why would that me my worst nightmare

I get a lot of joy from going to youtube and seeing kevin smith videos and just reading all the mean comments about his jorts.

I laugh for hours.

Didnt we have this thread yesterday?

>>85421512
so?

>>85414403
s t i c c

Okay but really, why do people hate on him?

Post moar Harley Quinn Smith

Someone needs to do a compilation of him doing THE SAME FUCKING FACE in every fucking picture

>>85422109
that would take so long

Did anyone here watch bindlestiffs?
It was "produced" by his company, but filmed, directed and edited by a bunch of collage students that weren't affiliated with him when they filmed it.
It's actually super funny and original and the last good thing to come out of his production company.

>>85422770
what, and dedicating years to reposting the same idiotic threads isn't sufficient autism for that?