>Smashes into the hull of Yara's ship with the long tip

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>>85413047
>How can anyone deny that he is /ourguy/.
It's unanimous. Euron is based

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pure kino

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Blood for the Blood god.

>>85413047
you're not even using BTFO right, fucking buzzwordfag

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>>85413905
FUCK OFF I TRIED

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is the show getting worse and worse?

>Euron "stake the snake" Greyjoy
>Euron "ditch the bitch" Greyjoy
>Euron "if it has a womb, put it in the tomb" Greyjoy

>>85414027
I would say it's been consistently bad since season 5

>>85414060
>Euron "pussy pass denied, your fleet is fried" Greyjoy

>>85413047
The tit sucking kid is still in the game

>>85414027
it has gotten progressively worse since S2E1

>>85414094
After the dust settles, it will be accepted that this show was bad after the first few episodes in the 2nd season.

>>85414094
>tfw I dropped it at the end of season 4 when they threw out the tysha storyline

Did I do good?

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>>85414027
I thought the last episode of season 6 was probably the best in the entire show. Also according to imdb season 5 was the worst but season 6 was better then season 3 and 2

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>>85413047
Be honest lads can he finish the books before he dies. A song of fire and ice is his Magnus Opus and his legacy. I think he will die before he finishes the final book desu

Too bad it's all going to be undone in some retarded way for a YAAAS SLAY QUEEN moment.

>>85414027
>ran out of book content so D&D started making up illogical fanservice shit
>costume department stopped giving a shit entirely; if you're not a Lannister guard expect to be wearing generic brown rags
>too much time dedicated to utterly pointless scenes like shit cleaning montages and eunuch "sex"

Theon made a wise decision. Had he attacked, both he and his sister would have been killed. Best to roll the dice on the open ocean and possibly be rescued by rowing Gendry.

>>85413193
damn that actor looks like he's having a blast
I'm jelly as fuck

>>85413047
>Taking the bait this hard

Oh you poor deluded fool.

They're just setting him up to be the next Ramsey / Joffrey. He's going to die a horrible death in the most improbable way at the hands of some ridiculously over powered stronk female.

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>>85413047
I had no interest in this character whatsoever until this scene. How can you redeem yourself so efficiently? It's got me hoping he'll team up with Cersei for good and BTFO the meme squad.

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>>85413047
This
Here ismy break down from beginning to end the hidden meaning of last night’s battle:
>Yara & Ellaria are lesbian it out down below the ship while mocking Theon CuckJoy for being a dickless beta
>Loud noises outside and ship starts to shake violently, interrupting feminist ideal of fun. Everyone rushes outside
>In the darkness they see something long, black, and erected upward on a ship like a big cock.
> Then this it drops on top of their ship crushing a man, at the tip of this phallic bridge is mother fucking Euron!
>Euron the white Viking alpha male starts cutting through the cannon fodders of male feminist betas like hot knife through butter.
>His first pseudo boss battle are two sand shanks, both have to fight him at the same time because they are no match for an alpha male
>The first sand snek he disarms her, using her own spear to penetrate her. He then lifts her up above him as if he impaled her with his big cock.
>The second sand shank screeches and charges Euron thinking she can avenge her sister.
>He chokes the bitch out
>Down below Ellaria and bad poosey fight off Eurons men, they fail real fast without putting up any fight.
Ellaria demands of these men to kill her and bad possey. The men refuse because they don’t take orders from woman.
>Back on top of ship final pseudo boss battle start. Yara seeing her ship, her matriarchy world burn as Euron in the middle of it all smiling.
>She charges Euron, she fights like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken as with feminism.
>Yara is over taken not by Eurons axe or sword but his male strength.
>As Euron holds Yara from behind, Theon CuckJoy shows up. Euron daring him to reclaim his manhood.
>But like all beta cucks, who can’t compete with women or alpha males, they go MGTOW. He just jumps of the ship.
>Eurons final victory is complete as he lmao at Theon. Yara who realizes she can’t complete with the patriarchy.

euron is still not crazy enough

>>85414735
> The ship sails away. On the bowsprit are two sand sneks two dead.
>One is handing by the neck (day of the rope anyone) and the other impaled like on a cock.
We hated TV Eruon for being badly written, we thought book Euron is the hero Westeros deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Well with all the feminists taking over Westeros we needed him now, and he came through for us. For the Patriarchy!

>>85414473
>IMDB
>lowest rating in show history is feminist shitfit over rape scene

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>>85413047
Euron has pretty much ensured that Daenerys will suck John's cock to get the north on her side. In one night half of her girl-power alliance has been BTFO by the based Greyjoy.

>>85413047
So is twitter in a rage about misogyny over this scene?

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>>85415273
>you will never btfo the yass queen squad with based Euron

>>85415322
link to tweets?

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>>85414735
love it

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A few photos of /our GUY/

kraken

Anyone got footage of the normies at burlington bar raging?

>>85414689
This. He's just the de facto psychopath for this season.

>>85416616
fuck burlington bar
they just do 1 of 3 reactions at any given time

>whoop, clap and holler
>cover mouths/hearts/eyes with hands
>make the nu-male noise

fuck them

>>85414246
This is the only right answer. Although season 6 might have beens slightly less shitty than season 5.

>>85413047
That's pretty hot

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>>85415199
jesus christ

>>85416732
>make the nu male noise
What's that?

>>85417022

>showing a woman get raped is sexist

Gee it's almost like it happens in real life or something.

>>85417092
hyreeeeyaeahhheah
(while protruding the chin and angling ones head to the side like an inquisitive dog)

>>85417022
>watchers on the wall was lowest rated episode

really

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>>85417244

>>85413193
only a Dane good emote so savagely/gleefully at the thought of murdering someone

god bless Pilou

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>>85413047
>there are dopes on this board right now that think this is the Euron Greyjoy Show

didn't you learn anything from the way they treated Stannis?

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>>85413047
just watched the entire episode for /ourguy/, next time just tell the timestamp so i can just watch what matters

>>85413193

she leads with that pathetic roundhouse kick and he just ignores it.

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>>85417304
There's like. Literally no difference between the two. What did she mean by this?

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>>85414735
>But like all beta cucks, who can’t compete with women or alpha males, they go MGTOW. He just jumps of the ship.

>>85414532
Can he? Yes. Will he? No. I think he's lost interest and at this point doesn't care about finishing it

>>85414542
Sadly this will happen. May as well prepare for it

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>>85414735
>she fights like a younger man, with nothing held back
I wasn't ready for it

>>85417022
>watchers on the wall being the lowest rated ep
What the actual fuck? It's the best battle episode, even better than the fucking fantastic Blackwater battle.

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So, like ... how hot will the rape scene be?

>>85414532
He'll die before he finishes the winds of winter. We'll get 30 one shot stories about targareyns instead.

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>>85418999
Mommy gets executed by Cercey screaming REVENGE for her daughter

bad poussay gets CLEGANED

Would Euron be able to onepunch a WW with his valyrian steel armour using show logic?

>>85414735
>Theon goes MGTOW

whoa

>>85417022
>Based Alex Graves directs a controversial rape scene
>Canned from the show
>Gay Jew Podeswa directs a controversial rape scene
>Wins an Emmy for it and becomes show's #1 favorite director in the final season

>>85414532

I think he'll pull it off. He's going to live a while yet. He's enjoying life too much to die any time soon.

Why didn't the night king start rezzing people during the battle instead of after for maximum trauma?

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>>85413128
Cersei is /ourgirl/

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>>85418826
I seriously think Jamie will be the one to kill Cersei once he realise she is willing to take the entire city with her in her inevitable doom. And that he realises that she's the reason both his sons are dead.

Then he will be both the king and queen slayer.

That way he will both redeem himself and be a tragic figure.

It's like poetry...it rhymes.

>>85418333
>she leads with that pathetic roundhouse kick and he just ignores it.
trips confirms this to be the most realistic part of the fight.

Only genetic trash like this show.
It's in the same league as Love Island.

How the fuck did Euron get away with being stabbed 4+ times? Or did I count incorrectly?

>>85417304
>tfw Euron won't murder her

>>85419964
Show armor actually worked for a change

>>85419964
Pretty sure a bunch of those stabbings were actually titsnek stabbing goons belowdecks with mothersnek, just the shitty editing made it hard to tell.

>>85419582
this is retarded enough to be likely

Is tumblr writing this show?

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>>85414735
>they go MGTOW

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Lord Tarly, I have your sword Heartsbane. My wildling bastard plays with it on the floor. Come and see.

>>85418999
>>85419140
bad pusy NEEDS the Big Bronn Cock

>>85413047

>>85420205

>>85414152
>Euron "addressed as miss? Come give uncle a 'kiss'" Greyjoy
>Euron "mouthing off at me slag? hoist up the kraken flag" Greyjoy
>Euron "teleports my fleet to watch you die at my feet" Greyjoy

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Inb4 he just gets poisoned and dies in the next episode

>>85420378
His son isn't a bastard. For all intents and purposes, they are married and will likely be together until they die, since Sam is a gigantic betacuck who is lucky he even found a girl that would let him touch her. Plus, the kid knows who his dad is, and that doesn't make him a bastard.

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>>85413193

>goes from being some cuck with a stupid piece of wood on his head and no boats to being the chaddest motherfucker on the show...

how can one man be so based?

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Literally this guy

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>>85420503
>Euron "fucked my brother's wife, now I take your life" Greyjoy

>>85413193
I thought men should give up?

>>85420741
Man, MK was the best vidya movie of all time.
Too bad Annihilation happened.
Has there been any kind of word on Legacy S3? That cliffhanger with Lao and Kang squaring off was a bitch

>>85413047
>/ourguy/
is code for autistic you newfaggot
big surprise GoT fan is a newfag redditor who doesnt know how to use memes correctly

>>85420741

>well i'm kinda a sea world captain myself ya know

i was also getting that kano vibe, didn't that actor just die a couple weeks ago?

>>85419922
theres an original one

>>85420897
>Was in the process of going through a divorce
>Goddard died from a drug overdose of heroin, cocaine, temazepam and vicodin.
RIP based Kano
>Literally influenced the future of the character with his portrayal

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>>85413954

Baw gawd that rage face is gonna be used till either he dies or the show ends

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>>85420991
>Rage
That's not rage, thats just straight up joy

>>85414542
This.

It's a fucking joke to think that it takes a "special" dude, like Euron, to kill two dumb bitches like the "sand sneks", when ANY fucking real dude could make them his bitches by simply grabbing them by the throat and knocking their teeth out.

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>>85420511

Check the leaks you nub before you say stuff like this

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>>85414735
i fuckin love this post, it is going to trigger so many fems and nu-males.

>they shoe-horned in that lil scene where bad poosy stabs a guy in the balls to try and throw the women a bone but everyone barely noticed

>>85420746
>Euron "slaughter the bad poosay and serve it up to Cersei" Greyjoy

>>85419140
That actually makes me wonder if Cersei will go the Mad King route and burn Elliera alive while have Tyene try to save her.

It was satisfying for me just due to the realism aspect. I always thought that these tiny girls who weigh like 120-140 or something running around fighting with whips and stupid shit against fucking adult men was so ridiculous and it took me out of the show a lot, as in the first couple seasons it wasn't anywhere as bad

And that just showed us what'd probably happen. Like look at that weakass kick she tries and how Euron just straight overpowers her

Euron still kinda sucks though

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Is he a worthy replacement of Stannis who is dead?

>>85413047
Is this the power of his BIG COCK?

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>>85422253
IF HE'S DEAD WHERE'S HIS BODY????

>>85421163
I'd have to wager that is exactly why they do not fight with weapons that require strength. Spear, whip, and dagger.

>>85420594
They told the actor to just let loose and be crazy. It was part of their mini-reboot of the character after he was botched last season.

>>85420594
Wait until he gets his magic armor and enslaves a bunch of mages.

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No one's SLICK like Euron!
No one's QUICK like Euron!
No one's cock is as incredibly THICK as Euron's!

You can ask any Mel, Tyene or Cersei
And they'll tell you whose dick they'd rather sit on!

No one's ironBORN like Euron!
Has a dragon HORN like Euron!

No one RAIDS like Euron!
No one SAILS like Euron!
In a naval battle no one RAMS like Euron!

When I was a lad I fucked four salt wives every morning to help me with my bod!
And now that I'm grown I fuck nine salt wives so I've roughly the strength of a god!

No one HITS like Euron!
Fondles TITS like Euron!
"Give your uncle a KISS" said Euron!

No one SHOOTS like Euron!
Fucks those BEAUTS like Euron!

I use snakes in all of my decorating!

My, WHAT A GUY, EURON!

Jon better show up at Dragonstone and get this fucking KELLY C plotline under control

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>>85418999
>Is this it, mama? Has my long journey come to an end? At last...have I found the BIG COCK that can handle my Bad Poosy? Come, take me, King Euron, I await my destiny!

>Yara looks on confused

>>85420378
>the brown letter

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>>85422426

>>85420746
>Theon, the no-cock of shame
>Witness my cock of TRIUMPH

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I seriously expected Euron would get stabbed by one of le powerful wombyn who don't need no man and thrown off the ship. What actually happened was surprising for once
I don't think the series has pulled that off since Ned's beheading, back when I thought GoT was just another heroic medieval fantasy thing

Lazy as shit writing. Worst episode in the series.
>fleet of ships attacked without warning
>most ships burning by the time yara and theon get above deck
>euron easily takes down well-trained assassins
>euron's ship easily navigates through a fleet to yara's ship
Give me a fucking break. We were about to see some girl on girl scene then this cock-blocking fag wearing thick plot armour shows up out of fucking no where

>>85422555
Christ she's hot

>>85422812
quiet, roastie.

>>85422812
>>euron easily takes down well-trained assassins
you say this like he's not a world travelled mighty warrior
not only does he have all the crazy experience of Euron but he's been combined with Victarion so he's now their best warrior too

of course he wiped the floor with two young brats

but theon would have gotten wrecked if he tried to do something

he made the smart decision and lived to """fight"""" another day

>>85422858
Some no-name from the irrelevant iron islands is a mighty warrior?
>>85422846
i hav benis

>>85422916
Didn't you already try this shtick in another thread?

How do you people interpret Ellaria stabbing a man's balls

>>85422946
No but i'm glad there's at least one other smart person on tv

>>85413193
The way he spins her around and forces her to her knees with the spear and breaks it over her shoulders is so fucking glorious. He is just on fucking fire through the entire scene. Channeling pure Victarion berserker with his great big reaver cock raging. So incredibly gleeful (mirroring the worthwhile members of the audience) with each kill.

I saw people saying it was all great except his entrance but his entrance is legit one of the best things I've seen.

>>85423052
Well?

>>85413047
It's a shame he will be killed off for being an ebil white male

>>85413047
>ruins hot lesbian scene
fuck him

Competent white male = ENEMY

>>85414565
Notice how little dialogue there is in Season 6 and 7. It's because D&D are fucking hopeless without the GRRM source material.

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>>85413047
>>Keeps the attractive sand snek alive (he will treat her to his big cock multiple times on the way back to King's Landing)
you are such a beta

>>85415199
>lowest rating in show history is feminist shitfit over rape scene
That's not really fair. It was legitimately the worst episode. This is the same episode where Jaime and Bronn fought the Sand Snakes. It was a terrible episode.

>>85422330
when is he getting his fucking eye patch

is he even called crow's eye in the show?

>tfw no eyepatch euron collecting priests in Silence to burn alive in order to summon cthulhu army by abusing blood magic as far as it will logically go

When will /ourguy/ deliver?

>>85414027
No just the fans

>>85423052
Please reply

>>85422555
>Strangles her whip sister
>Impales her man sister
>now he's going to ram his cock down her throat next episode, combining the strangle and impale into one

Dickon is my new favorite character.

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>>85423693
>tfw Euron will never don a full suit of thick plate armor complete with a closed helmet and systematically hunt down and kill every single feminist grrl power character through sheer brute strength

Why live?

Will Euron get volcano arm? I want to see him punch someone in the face with it

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>>85422812
>euron easily takes down well-trained assassins

>>85424128
Truly the worst story line

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>>85414735
Amazing post anon

>>85424189
What if it was intentional?

What if the Sneks were canonically incompetent shit tier idiots and they only scraped by until now due to sheer luck?

>>85423957
>pirate wearing metal armor

sounds good

>>85423957
What have you done
You have motivated me to create something

>>85414689
I hope he kills as many women and beta orbiters as possible before he dies. If he does that and then gets BTFO by a dragon I won't even be mad.

>>85417022
>watchers on the wall 2nd lowest rated
This shows how shit RT is. I stand by my statement that imdb is the most accurate. Obviously they get inflated from fans putting 10/10 on each episode, but they're all equally inflated and each episode has 10s of thousands of ratings.

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>>85423957
This is what you have wrought, you fucking memelord

>>85423957
Which game is this?

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>>85424677
Dark Souls.

>>85424616
you have brought shame to iron tarkus

please finish elememetary school before you start making your own memetic images

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>>85424290
Hopefully with Victarion's kraken helmet.

>>85424752
Never said I was any good at it

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>>85422812
>A FUCKING WHIP

>>85423957
He would be Victarion Greyjoy if he did that. Also
>TARKUUUUUS

>>85414689
>They're just setting him up to be the next Ramsey / Joffrey. He's going to die a horrible death in the most improbable way at the hands of some ridiculously over powered stronk female.
At this point I'm really interested in fate of book Euron, because that guy seems unstoppable.

>>85422812
>well trained

>>85414689
Probably Brienne.

>>85419582
i think this is pretty foreshadowed. he stabbed a king in the back because that king was willing to destroy everything rather than lose power, and cersei already made it clear that she will destroy everything before losing power. He spelled out his personal moral motivation for killing the king pretty clearly in the bath with Brienne, and Cersei is now saying and showing that she is willing to do things that violate that same morality that Jamie is guided by.

>>85420581
>"his" son

>>85414565
The lack of material from the manatee clearly shows.

>>85424006
they aren't going to randomly introduce another red priest or priestess.

I don't think the show has ever even mentioned Volantis

>>85425735
Tyrion gets abducted by Jorah in Volantis

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>>85418999
smoking hot

>>85425937
oh you mean books? yeah maybe euron will get volcano arm but probs not

>>85414694
No, you know that this was done to make him super hated by the normies so they can cheer for his horrible death in a few episodes, right ?

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>volcano arm

Wtf is this retarded videogame shit?

>>85425735
Talisa was from Volantis

We are and have always been the titty sucking kid.

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>>85422812
>women
>well trained assassins
top kek m8

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>>85423747
pure pottery

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>>85424128
why they can never get actresses who can act like they know how to fight? this looks really awful.

>>85413047
>killed two non-characters
>two actual characters will be rescued by Theon when his character arc finally peaks
Wow it's fucking nothing

>>85425962
https://youtu.be/ZtFb3eUjcVA

>>85419964
>How the fuck did Euron get away with being stabbed 4+ times?

In real life some people can survive a lot of stabbing

He's an edgy chubby cunt, played by a bad actor whose arc makes no sense.
We've always hated him and just because you're /r9k/ or /pol/ and need to project your demented fantasies on a fictional charachter, doesnt mean that charachter is somehow worthy of the board praise.
We're /tv/ and ourguys have unironically been just based chad actors or well written charachters. Euron is neither

>>85417304
I'm sorry guys we tried so hard to get them all but some escaped.

>>85419964
http://www.pasadenastarnews.com/general-news/20170303/temple-city-woman-stabbed-more-than-30-times-survives-attack

>>85414246
I'm hoping for a good episode 6 by Alan Taylor this season.

>>85426307
That was the fight choreographers fault that time

>>85426959
But why it literally then happens in every movie and series?

>>85427237
it doesn't, hell the one with the whip was the only lead in Iron Fist to actually have training an be able to look decent even with the bad choreogrpahy and filming in that series

>>85427265
Nah son. It was just as bad as everywhere else.

>>85426959
>white knight bullshit

is the fight choreographer a woman?

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>>85422812
>assassins
>good sea raiders/close combat fighters

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>>85413193

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WOMEN ARE OVER!!!! MASCULISM IS HERE TO STAY BITCHES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>85427237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZvFQFEjjQw

>>85414473
>that Hardhome jump
lol

Sucks we all have to clamour over a technically badly done fight scene because it was the first interesting thing to really happen all season. It was even the first time someone actually smiled and got truly into their role.

The show used to present lots of scheming with clever lines and tricks, but now when people scheme they just lift their pinky like Doctor Evil and laugh maniacally.

At least finally someone came in and made a giant Fuck You to the time wasted on plotting.

you dudes realize they're just setting him up to get btfo by a strong womyn later on right?

>>85427702

jesus this bull shit will never end will it?

>>85427871
Naturally. Didn't you watch the leaked ending scene of the season finale?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXowTxmhQ5w

>>85413047
I'm waiting for that guy from Soldier Soldier to kill him to rescue his bad pussy.

>>85427954
Oh boy that movie was so terrible. An hour long boring conversations of random cunts.

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I'm as happy as anyone else with this scene, but anyone who killed off the sand snakes was going to be a hero. They were the most hated characters in the history of the show.

The thing about book Euron is that he was awesome. He was a combination Blackbeard style badass pirate, cult leader, and a necromancer/cthulhu worshiper with a bunch of dark powers and a shitload of plundered magical items.

Show Euron is nothing like this. He is essentially a knock-off Joker whose 'power' is acting crazy. We are being manipulated into liking what everyone agreed before this was a pretty horrible character. I was overjoyed to see the sand snakes get owned and Yara get captured but I just don't like being manipulated. This is like having a 'face' win a bunch of matches against really hated wrestlers to 'get them over' with the crowd, to use wrestling terminology. It's dishonest.

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>>85427702
>good fighting from women
>posts this garbage
kek, shes just flailing her arms around, doesnt look like theres any power in the punches

>>85428201

She's a UFC fighter who went 12-1 in professional Muay Thai and was 7-1 in the UFC. She knows how to punch.

>>85419293
>He's enjoying life too much to die any time soon.
>old
>fat
>hedonistic
>but he's definitely going to live a long time
I got bad news for you, son

>>85428271
It still doesnt show on screen though.

>>85413047
How is Jon cucked by Sansa? He keeps shutting her shit down and also Mormont bitch too. He flat out told them to shut the fuck up as he would be going to talk to Dany regardless of what they think.

>>85414565
Don't pretend like you read the books ya retard.

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>>85414532
>Be honest lads can he finish the books before he dies

No.
The first book took him 18 months to write.
The second book took two years.
The third book took two years.
The fourth book took FIVE YEARS.
The fifth book took SIX YEARS.
The sixth book he has been working on for SIX YEARS and it still is not finished. The only thing he has admitted to actually having completed is 200 pages.

He's said he probably can't finish the series in seven books in multiple interviews and said it will "probably take eight". Just charting his current progress to finish eight books would take till around 2030-2035. That's being conservative and assuming Winds gets released in 2018 or so (No fucking guarantee of that) and the next two take similar amounts of time. He's 68. Obese. And eats nothing but cheese pizza, lemoncakes and spends his time blogging about football and drinking free drinks at conventions. He won't live till 2030.

Just accept reality as so many of us have. The show is the only ending we will ever get.

>>85416732
I mean... It's a bar of drunk people. What do you expect? Some insightful dialogue? Do you think one dude in the audience is going to go "wait wait, pause..." then proceed to give some type of analysis of the scene?

It's literally an audience reaction, nothing more, nothing less.

>>85428271
Fighting other women doesnt mean she can punch and kick.

>>85413047
They're just turning him into their faggy normie audience's equivalent of a mustache-twirler. His death is going to be especially ripe with poetic social justice.

>>85413193
goddamn. i really want a Batou movie to happen now.

>>85425405

Jamie should have turned against her back when he was sent to kill blackfish. She's already done the very thing that the mad king attempted to do before Jamie killed him. Jamie's character is so fucking different, he's not the conflicted 'triple duty, which one do I serve', he's just plodding along with what ever crap cersei wants, where's the conflict in his character arc gone?

>>85422812
>>fleet of ships attacked without warning

Its implied in the books that he might be able to control the weather to some extent. Basically sailed all around the most fucked up parts of the world picking up trinkets and other edgy fuckups.

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>>85414735
>they go MGTOW. He just jumps of the ship.

kek

>>85413047
>First man to kill a woman in combat

He trully is /eouron guyjoy/

>>85419964
adrenaline

>>85414094
I agree, apart from one or two well done action sequences, it's been pure garbage from S05E01

>>85420581
*his wife's son

>>85430158
When Cersei was corronated Jamie didn't look enthusiastic about what was happening. He's not happy that she drove their son to suicide. He expressed his doubts about their future as rulers. He's not completely on board with her at this point and its clear. He's probably going to kill Euron too.

>>85428486

But we already know:

>bittersweet ending planned
>many of your favourite characters will not make it

So that basically leaves us where the the TV is, with the final conflict being ice vs fire. Now that could just be a cyclic reference of this planet/world, in which the two (or more) gods move chess pieces and trade landmass every now and then (we've never seen the whole world/map).

The wall will fall because some idiot blows the horn, 99% die but victory is had in pushing the ice back for another few thousand years. GRRM wants all the lore and mechanical aspects of the magic to be in the background or unexplained. So I've never been that hopeful in the series being some grand message, just a sad little world where the humans squabble forever and a chosen three beat the bad guy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0akpdRW2Qc

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>85413047
>kinslayer slaying another kinslayer
Nothing of value was lost

Wait, why was Dany even aligned with these filthy sneks, they are completely untrustworthy and they should have no power in Dorne by virtue of being bastards who now have no family connections to the throne of Dorne

>>85430824
Because Dany is a terrible character and muh strong female characters

>>85422812
>>euron easily takes down well-trained assassins
Geee I wonder why best pirate in the setting can make an amkbush and navigate his ship better than backstabing bitch who lost the whole war because of "I STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN SO I AM ALWAYS RIGHT".
>>euron easily takes down well-trained assassins
Geeee I wonder why trained fighter better than 2 backstabbing whores in straight fight.

>>85428486
The issue will be what he has planned for beyond the 6th book. If he knows wher he wants to go after he's done it shouldn't take 6 years to write it unless he is like me and is a procrastinator. If he isn't getting involved with the show he has no real excuse.

>>85430824
Convenience

>>85414735
Elarria just sat there watching bad poosi protect her?

>>85421822
I think she'll go full ironic justice mode and poison them, like they poisoned her daughter.
Hell, maybe she'll just poison Bad Poosy and make her mom watch or something.

>>85414534
hello PewDiePie

>>85421724
>Euron "Fail to kick, now take my DICK" Greyjoy

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>>85426676
This.
>terribly written character is /ourguy/ because he's supposed to be the bad guy xD

>>85431027
Considering all the Sand snakes needed to do was let Marcella go home and get blown up with everyone else, along with the Dornish prince, which would have saved them from becoming filthy kinslayers. Which I guess is no big deal now. It's like they haven't been paying attention, Cersei fucks everything up on her own.

>>85414532
Doubt it. The series has been dragged out over two decades and with every book it takes him longer and longer to finish it.

No one seriously liked the Sand Snakes, not even feminists. I dont see what the huge celebration is over killing a bunch of female mooks whose claim to fame is killing a little girl and a disabled man.

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>>85422812
>well-trained assassins
>assassins

Not warriors. Different tasks, different skillset. Also if you're going to whinge about generic and gratuitous sex scene #2468 getting curtailed you're literally 14 years old.

The only thing lazy around here are the snek actors thinking they don't need to bother rehearsing their fight choreography

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>>85414735
10/10 Anon, I'm fucking dying at the

>They go MGTOW

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>that noun has no gender
>doesn't roll of the tongue
>but i like it better

(so progressive!, so brave!)

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>>85422812
Anon, "assassin" isn't a profession that just means "I'm good at everything that is combat and can't be bested." "Assassin" is always associated with being a sneaky sneaky kill kill professional. They were completely out of their element and it showed, rightfully.

>>85431328

Have they hinted at his magic? The random somali mages, trinkets he has, fucking horn. Potential weather mage who killed his father with wind (guess the fog and creeping up on yara could be this, but they've not alluded to his possession of magic or ability to navigate the sea of flames).

>mustache twirling cartoon evil guy with zero depth
WOW, OUR GUY FUCK FEMINISM AND LESBIANS AMIRITE

>>85431821

>blond haired fuck up that gets everything thrown into her lap because reasons

DUUUDE I LOVE KHALEESI

>>85431968
Nobody is likable or interesting in this show anymore. Make all the fun you want of that fat autistic fuck, but at least he is a somewhat competent writer. This is just Fast and furious tier writing. At best.

REEEEE
I was really hoping for a mommy/daughter rape scene
that would have been so fuckin hot! holy shit.
can you imagine?
they HAVE to kiss and swap cum or they will die and be tortured.

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>>85414473

>/tv/ hates him because his book counterpart is so much better
>he steps on some sneks
>/tv/ loves him
Fuck you guys maybe I'd be with you if this was Victarion but show Euron a shit.

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>>85414735
>they go MGTOW

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You faggots do realize they're playing him up so they could execute him in the most emasculating and humiliating way possible right? He's not dead yet in the books so D&D can do whatever the fuck they want with him and give him a show-original death. Danny will castrate him before feeding him to her dragons or something.

>>85414735
>they go MGTOW

I wasn't ready for this holy shit my sides.

>>85432401
It's gonna be like Ramsay's death x100

>>85432401
>Danny will castrate him
why not? genital mutilation never gets boring in this series

>>85432272

He's shit, but he got to kill an even bigger pet shit. This victorian/euron mashup would never fucking work with cersei even if danny and walkers were coming. He may even work with danny more if he 'care about defeating the walkers', since i assume he's learned a few things from the fire priest he has on his entourage.

>>85432401
Yeah but he is not hated. he is just a brute, he is not really a sadist.

>>85419274
What was the episode that got Graves to be canned ?

>>85432743
>Yeah but he is not hated.
Nigga what? The main/targeted audience of GoT (nu-males and women) absolutely despise him. They compared him to Trump the moment he was introduced.

Just because /tv/ is memeing him up doesn't mean he's not hated.

>>85420378
This is so stupid
Can somebody please tell me how the fuck he is not hanging on a rope allready ?
>Be tarly Dad
>Threaten to kill your son if he doesn't renounce his heritage and go to the wall
>He comes back
>Insult your familly, steal your one hundred years old familly heirloom
>You know where he is
>Do nothing

bookfags how is euron so succesful? is he magic?

>>85433170
he found an artifact that unleashes the true power of patriarchy

>>85433224
A dick?

>>85433170
big cock

>>85417022
IS this about the latest episode? Please point me as to where there was anything sexual there?

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>>85432270
>S5E6
What the fuck.
Why?

>>85413047
Dont worry /ourguy/ is gonna suffer from (((lazy hack writing))). He is gonna be portrayed like all "bad guys" in the show, extremly violent and highly unreasonable character. Later in the show there is gonna be some "poetic justice" where the dickless pussy Theon is gonna kill him and then become the first transgender character in GoT. You heard it hear first!

>>85413047
If he was /ourguy/ he wouldn't even be able to talk to girls.

>>85431313
>Euron "Victarion who? Now I stab you" Greyjoy

>>85417022
>sex with your newly wed wife
>sexual assault
Pick one. It still pisses me off to no end because Salsa made the choice to marry Ramsay but still cried at her own poor choice making skills and the audience cried with her.

>>85428511
>drunk
about 90% of these people buy 1 drink at best. It's all about community minus the contributing to the community.

>>85432847

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Quyburn zombie, doesn't make more or have a spare horde, no one really talks about it openly.
Jamie should have killed Cersei the moment she blew up the church (its what he killed mad king over).
Ayra should have some sort of hit squad trying to kill her for breaking rules.
That stuff with Sam.
Weirdly subservient victorian-euron.
Greyscale can now be cured by flaying (how did this asshole get there?)
Gutting of numerous plotlines over the years.
Jon apparently really cares for reclaiming winterfell above his vows, which is out of character.
So many characters are out of character.
Why isn't the entire fucking populace (including lannister personnel) trying to kill cersei for what she did. Where is the investigation into why the church exploded?
Where are all these armies coming from? By the time of aFfC most armies were exhausted, how the fuck would cersei even think much of this would work, no the ironcunts would not be numerous enough to turn the tide.

The logistical side of the series just vanished.

>>85427441
Are you retarded?

>>85422426
No one's SLICK like Euron!
No one's QUICK like Euron!
No one's cock's as incredibly THICK as Euron!

You can ask any Tyene or Cersei
And they'll tell you whose dick they'd rather sit on!

No one's ironBORN like Euron!
Has a dragon HORN like Euron!

When I was a lad I fucked 40 salt wives every morning to help with my bod!
And now that I'm grown I fuck 60 salt wives so I've roughly the strength of a god!

No one HITS like Euron!
Fondles TITS like Euron!
Yara "Come give your uncle a KISS" said Euron!

No one SHOOTS like Euron!
Fucks those BEAUTS like Euron!

I use krakens in all of my decorating!

My, WHAT A GUY, EURON!

Made a couple of changes and omissions
pls fuck me daddy Euron

>>85414402
Yes, it died at the end of season 4 when Tywin did.

>>85434710
I like it

>>85434841
>t. Cersei

>>85426676
>killed the worst two written characters on the show who fucked up the dorne plotline
>not ourguy

please

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>>85431168
I'm a lover, not a fighter, but every Ellaria Sand action figure comes complete with TYENE!

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>>85422555
She is fucking cute

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>>85435122
FIFTY THOUSAND ELLARIA SANDS, PLEASE

>>85418993
I know, normie showfags prefer battle of the bastards and that was fucking shit.

>>85434411
This is probably most decent rant about show here. Also, shows there is no real dialogue in show anymore and everything that happens has no real/logical cause. It only happens because its convinient

>>85414532
He's contractually obligated to refrain from publishing more books in the series.

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>>85414735
>she fights like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken

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>>85416616
>Anyone got footage of the normies at burlington bar raging?
>that one guy having a giggle when the sand snakes get btfo'd

>>85414735

Fuck why did ypu do this to me bro?
I would kill to see madds as Euron

>>85420378
>My wildling bastard plays with it on the floor. Come and see.
>Not "my wife's son"
You had one job.

>>85435675
We don't need more unfunny memes.

>>85419964
This bothered me, especially given how the Martell's are known for using poisoned weapons.

all this bullshit is just busywork before Dany just goes 'welp, dragon time' and starts burning everyone with her OP weapon.

>get stabbed mutliple times in various parts of his body
>just walks it off like nothing

Fucking anime villain confirmed. Also, literally everyone from Dorne poison their weapons, if he doesn't get violently ill in the next episodes it goes against the lore.

>>85435971
Only Tyene uses poisoned weapons and Euron didn't fight her

>>85436120
>>get stabbed mutliple times in various parts of his body
armour
>Also, literally everyone from Dorne poison their weapons
No.

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>>85428139
>Show Euron is nothing like this. He is essentially a knock-off Joker whose 'power' is acting crazy. We are being manipulated into liking what everyone agreed before this was a pretty horrible character.
This.
Friends were commenting on how Euron was redeemed as a character in their eyes because he delivered on his bravado. I had to remind them that we still missed out on the eyepatch, the swashbuckling, the shade of the evening, the cultist, the dark magic, the crew of mute rowers, the personal cabal of warlocks, the Valerian steel full plate armor, the dragon horn.

>>85436258
>eyepatch, the swashbuckling, the shade of the evening, the cultist, the dark magic, the crew of mute rowers, the personal cabal of warlocks, the Valerian steel full plate armor, the dragon horn.
hahaha wtf

>>85436258
>we didn't get a kino side story of Euron collecting all his random shit starting way back in season 1 only to finally have him meet people from the main cast at the kingsmoot
Reeeeeeeeee

>>85413193
equal rights equal lefts

>>85413047
I'm only sad he killed best sand snake AKA whip girl

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>>85414735
brutal

>>85426676
>we're/TV/ & our
Gay

>>85413193
>when no feminist plot armor can save you

>>85435081
perfect

>>85414735
perfect anon, got a good laff outta me

>>85433365
>feminist jews hated the Sansa rape scene
>any sane person completely knew they had no fucking idea what to do in Dorne

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>>85436488
Laughable idea.

Am I the only one who got assblasted that two leaders of supposed great kingdoms had their asses handed easily by pirates?

>>85414735
Bravo, Anon. Truly it took a wise man to decipher the true meanings behind that scene.

>>85414262
it was never good

>>85436859
>two leaders
Euron is the leader of the Iron Islands.

>>85414532
shitty writer, will be forgotten in no time
screencap this for 2117

>>85413047
How is this opinion any different from liking Dany because of 'yaass slay kween'?

Enough with this identity politics shit, just like characters because they're interesting or well-written, which neither show Dany nor show Euron are (they're both much better in the books imo)

>>85434411
Jaime loves Cersei and didn't love Aerys.
Arya clearly has the blessing of the House of Many Faces, as they taught her how to use her abilities AFTER the end of the last season.
Jon gave up his vows and abandoned the Night's Watch, because the vows only go until one's DEATH, and he fucking DIED.
Some people are loyal to Cersei and the Lannisters before they're loyal to the people she killed.

>>85437165
Because the show is clearly designed to make Dany a mary sue due to her main character status, and she has had nothing but an easy fucking victory loop up until now.

The praise for Euron is solely reactionary because he used to be one of the shittiest adaptations of any character in the entire series, and now he has had a reboot and even killed off some of the worst characters in the series while also fucking over a feminist icon.

>>85437165
The whole show is rubbish now. Euron is at least so cartoonishly silly that he's entertaining in a sea of dull episodes.

>people thinking he's /ourguy/
They just let him win one battle to make him a badder bad guy.
Sooner or later a strong, free female will chop his balls off before killing him in front of a cheering crowd.

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>>85416732
>nu-male noises

>>85437513
YASSSSSSS

>>85413193
>fighting in a dress

>>85436859
Yes. Usually soldiers/pirates/fighters are better fighters than leaders. Especially couple of women.

>>85436859
>women in charge

Are the people in the Burlington Bar vids background actors and actresses? I find it incredible that they're reacting so hard to nothing

>>85416143
kek'd

>>85438536
They're on camera and have been for several seasons now, of course they're all playing it up for reactions.

>>85439001
>They're on camera and have been for several seasons now, of course they're all playing it up for reactions.
How are they guaranteed a spot at the bar? Do they show up early? Do they pay the bar to hold their spot? Do they send beta orbiters to hold their spot?

>>85439114
They probably show up as regulars, it's not hard.

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they are never going to explain this faggot entity that keeps showing people flame halucinations and randomly reviving people arent they?

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>>85414735
Eyooo.
At least we get top memes out if this shit fest.

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>>85413047
I can't believe I didn't like him when he first appeared just because I felt sorry for his brother but now he's clearly earned /ourguy/ spot

>>85413193
I was hoping we'd see the bad pussy girl get gang raped

>>85439864
there's still time

>>85428419
Hurr durr blease sans stop compromising me infront of my men and here is the north. Ok bye ; (

Bitchboi almost died last season because of her ego. And something tells me you can identify very well with this bitchboi.