This wikia is just pure literal 100% unfiltered autism Just how

>>85410670
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

>>85410670
Because of videogames, internet, porn and smartphones addiction.

They are afraid of going out.

They only feel secure in their little safety bubbles in fornt of their computers.

They are afraid of real life.

>>85410764
No?

>>85410670
Your complaints seem to apply to any other wiki about any other fictional universe. The real problem with wookiepedia is the intensely autistic articles like "chair" or "breast" that serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever.

>>85410782
We're not afraid of your reddit spacing, though.

>>85410670
>I'm pissed at others having fun REEEEEEEEEE

>>85410670
Kill yourself normalfag

>>85410670
>some people have a hobby what the fuck I'm such a well adjusted member of society pursuing academic and professional goals on /tv/ what the fuck is wrong with them
This is you.

>>85410990

>reddit spacing


nice
meme

>>85410941
this tbqh

>>85411094
Have fun with your McDonald's career

>>85410670
>Just how much of a fucking NEET do you have to be to take pride of your "knowledge" of a shitty fictional universe?
It used to mean something in the days before google and wikis and shit like that. If you wanted to really be a nerd about shit you had to know the subject material. Now you just go to a different tab on your smart phone or browser and can be a poser and enjoy le ebin geek culture.

>>85411112
You need to go back

>>85411167
Not an argument

>>85411167
Have fun pretending you're not having fun with your McDonald's career.

>>85411247
nice meme

How does Wookiepedia handle the Expanded Universe going in the trash can with the new movies? Are there two factions of autists arguing over the true canon like Catholics and Protestants?

>>85410941
^this

>>85411278
The old EU is now under the "legends" canon
The REAL canon is now under the "canon" canon

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>>85411278
New Canon is default, EU is secondary

>Millennials

Except most of these autists were like 20 when episode 1 came out

>>85411650
90s born queers are only in to disney wars

>>85411261
What did he mean by this?

>>85410764
fpbp

>>85411764
This is correct, the only people who care about the EU are autistic 35 year old manchildren

>>85410670
Thank god we have cool dudes like you who spends their days on /tv/ instead

>>85410670
>Starwars nerds
>millenials

t. dumbfuck

Post your favourite articles

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Luke, did I ever tell you about male breasts?
As male individuals were not biologically meant to nurse their offsprings, they sported much smaller breasts and produced no milk. Mandalore the Lesser (then a gladiator), Aron Peacebringer (a planetary leader), and Anakin Skywalker (in certain circumstances, such as on Nelvaan) would freely exhibit them. The males in primitive cultures would also go barechested in their young adulthood and childhood, such as the Nelvaanians. Also, males would go barechested to allow freedom of mobility or body temperature, as exhibited by the Whiphid Jedi Master K'Kruhk, Galen Marek while on Felucia, the Korun leader Kar Vastor on Haruun Kal, or Ki-Adi-Mundi when training in his youth. Some males, such as Anakin Skywalker and Corran Horn would also sleep barechested for comfort, though it should be noted that Horn undressed completely to sleep as opposed to simply going barechested. Also, male breasts were usually not covered when the individual was in a bacta tank, as exhibited by Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn, or when tortured, as seen with Cade Skywalker. Medical examinations, such as those performed by the Kaminoans on their clones, were usually performed on barechested males. Men of various species, such as the Human Jariah Syn, the Nautolan Kit Fisto, and a Quarren commander also swam barechested. Exposing one's chest, also exhibited by Syn, was a part of preparing to make love.

>>85412224
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Most_comfortable_chair_ever_designed

>>85410764
I just finished reading it actually.
Homeboy kind of went out like a bitch.

>>85411893
It feels good to be a 32 year old star wars autist.

>>85410941
>jizz

>>85411278
Once the new canon is admitted to be total garbage and disney sells it back to lucas the EU will go right back to being the normal.

The EU isn't great, but nothing is more embarrassing than thinking you can do better and totally fucking it up. If the whole "The force comes from a tree" shit is real this will be the case.

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>>85410670
>literally has an article about breasts
>mfw imagining the sweaty shut-in as he wrote, proof read and re-wrote that article 5 times while breathing heavily before he hit the "submit" button

>>85411167
>tfw you make 80k + a year as an engineer
AHAHAHAHA
I hope you enjoy your Wendy's career

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>>85412406

>>85410670
If you think Star Wars is bad then check out Marvel and DC wikia's.

>Background character with no lines and is on screen for 10 seconds
>Wiki has a full name and detailed background story for them

>>85412455
>t. a woman mad she can't get into the best field ever
I understand you enjoy playing dressup in your Wendy's uniform, but isn't it time you got a job that pays enough for your own house?

>>85412455
The sad part is you believe this 0/10 image is a legitimate argument

>>85412484
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Willrow_Hood

>>85412586
Not him but it's pretty accurate to a certain extent

>>85412455
I really bet you actually have one of those jobs and aren't just some humanities dropout looking for attention

>>85412651
Only salary wise but everything else is conjecture

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unidentified_duck_individual
Our guy

>>85412651
>300k starting meme
And sure you can be a gigantic, pretentious nerd about philosophy and using a wide vocabulary if you want. But I could be getting an African American culture and still do that

>>85410670

Fuck you I like it.

Not even a huge SW fan, but this shit is cool.

I loved learning about the Emperor's private guards. That's fucking brutal right there.

OP is a bitter cunt.

>>85410823
I thought not.

>>85412484
The worst thing about the EU and even part of the main canon is that the entire culture and specialization of any given alien species in the star wars universe is based solely on what the ten second background character representing their species was doing at the time

>Twil'ek girls are displayed as sexy slaves memorable in Jabba's Palace
>Therefore the species is known for being sex slaves and dancers, slavery is the highest industry of their home world and they're just basically the best whores in the galazy
>Male alien with Head tentacles like Bib Fortana
>Made a Twi'lek for having head tentacles despite the balls on his head, sharp teeth and human ears (Girl Twi'leks clearly had "horn" things in place of ears"
>Because bib had a fatty "bib" on his neck all male Twi'lek's have a fatty neck that females find hot as fuck

Other examples includes Wookies all being badass warriors like Chewy, all Huts being rich evil overlords because Jabba was one, All Bith being musicians because there was a band of them, All Rhodians being violent degenerates because Greedo shot first, the list goes on.

>>85412838
>That's fucking brutal
Reddit hyperbole

>>85412933
This isnt right at all faggot

>>85412127
This for sure. No one under 40 knows or cares about the dead extended universe or whatever.

>>85413110
>>85412329

>>85413036
Prove me wrong then faggot.

>>85411094
>autistically obsessing over something with no real life application
>hobby

fuck I hate milennials

>>85412455
Businessman really is the absolute pinnacle. No one ever thinks council of <other job> rules the world

>>85413270
well you are one

>>85413449
He could be 18 or younger making him a gen Z.

>>85413270
>milennials
I miss when we were called gen y

>>85413396
They may rule the world, but give me a lever long enough, and i crack their skulls like eggs.

>>85413396
Billionaires maybe. 99% are just faggots in suits.

>>85413229
Its all there for you to read for yourself anon.

>>85414303
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bith/Legends
>Every picture of them avialable has them as musicians.
>Their hands are perfect for wind instruments because an an opposable small finger
>They have incredibly advanced hearing

Scientists and engineers is an afterthought.

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>tfw the Dark Forces series is Legends now.
>tfw Rogue One was a bad fascimile to Dark Forces
>tfw we'll never get an anthology trilogy of Kyle and Jan oper8ing innagalaxy
>tfw you couldn't save Sev

>>85410782
>Implying you aren't a limp wristed social reject
The losers always use their own insecurities as arguments.

>>85414638
>Scientists and engineers is an afterthought.
The galaxy is already flooded with sentients with those professions. From Mon Cala to Corellia everyone and their grandmother was either a scientist or an engineer of some sort. Besides, Bith love music. It's ingrained into their cultural identity. You wouldn't want to take that away from them would you? You dirty filthy racist.

>>85412844
It's not a story the jedi would tell you.

>>85412374
Spot the wokeeypedianne

>>85417239
The jedi turned against me, don't you turn against me

Who gives a shit, there's a wiki about everything. Life is pointless and literally nothing you do matters unless you're the 0.5% of people who have an impact on history.

>>85410782
me too thanks

>>85412484
>they always end up on some secret mission, playing their part in helping our heroes somehow behind the scenes, always someone important and contributing the the Alliance/Empire never just your average joe alien

Literally every background character

>>85418932
You've done that to yourself!

>>85419808
My allegiance is to the chancellor!

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>It's an RLM episode where Mike prints off 50 pages of wookiepedia article

>>85412484
I'd say thats more authors' faults than the wiki editors. Yes it's autistic to manage all of the EU shit, but they're not making it up only documenting it.

>>85411167
>Work at McDonalds
>7.5 inch dick, thick
>6 foot 1, blonde hair blue eyes
Okay buddy

>>85419871
That is unironically the height of RLM content at this point.

reminder the y-wings are fighters and as maneuverable/fast as x-wings despite what the dogshit fanfiction that is wookiepedia says

>>85419856
You are truly lost

>>85420133
Thats not what Rogue Squadron taught me

>>85416196
Republic Commando was great, sometimes I miss vidya

>>85420150
You will not attempt to take Padme from me

>>85420050
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>>85420196
Your anger and lust for power have already done that.

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>>85420193
>we'll never get imperial commando
>sev will never be a rebel insurrectionist hellbent on removing empire
>we'll never save sev

>>85420315
You will try

>>85412295

>Han solo's sky house

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>>85410670

>Just how much of a fucking NEET do you have to be to take pride of your "knowledge" of a shitty fictional universe?

>Tfw I'm like this for WH40K

feelsbadman

>>85410670
It is quite astounding the amount of stupid useless information compiled on there. I actually sat down and read an entire page of some stupid bullshit expanded universe thing one day, when I first found the website. I couldn't believe that someone had actually written all that shit that no one cares about.

>>85420133
Every video game has them as primarily bombers, and slower with better armor. X-wings are fast and designed to take down enemy craft. Y-wings are designed to bomb strategic targets with a cohort of X-wings to guard them from enemy fighters.

>>85420368
I too have read a lot of useless shit on the 40k wiki.

Just remember some fat greasy nerd wrote all that shit up with his dick in his hand.

>>85420341
I have failed you Anakin!

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chair/Legends
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Most_comfortable_chair_ever_designed
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pillow/Legends
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pillow
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Table
>Tables were usually accompanied by chairs. Tables were common household items throughout the galaxy.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tree/Legends
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast/Legends
>A sleeping Aayla Secura reveals a breast.

>>85410670
>>85410782
Lmao fuck off these are obese 30+ year olds. Not millenials.

>>85420577
I should have believed earlier the chancellors words of the jedi being the evil he tell me after reveal his Sith self to me

>>85413270
>an activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure.
Yeah, it's a hobby.

>>85420633
The chancellor is uniting the galaxy umder one will and may or may not be evil depending on your perspective!

>>85412933
the ironic thing is I bet you're some /pol/ faggot who believes all black people are violent, all mexicans are lazy and all jews are greedy.

>>85420753
I currently represent the exterior, do not attempt

>>85420912
AHHHHHHHH, I LOVE YOU

>>85420989
I will give this blade to you are son, when he is of appropriate age

>>85420159
This
The Y-Wing is the work horse of the rebel fleet. It’s not quick or flashy but it gets the job done. The armor on this ship is extensive, and the shields will protect you from just about anything, which is good, because you won’t be going anywhere fast. The Y-Wing is used mainly as a bomber because it can carry a heavy payload of missiles, torpedoes and bombs. The other important weapon is the topside ION canon, which rather than destroying a target, can disable it for later capture. Our canons have a computer assisted auto-fire feature, so don’t forget that when your in the heat of battle. ~ General Rieekan

ROGUE SQUADRON WHERES OUR COVER

>>85420337
Going that route
>Sev will never save us, from the Empire.

>>85421025
Where is Ponda Boba? Is she okay?

>>85421136
She is kill

>>85420585
>Aayla Secura using her breasts to impress a Gossam guard.
Aayla is love, Aayla is life.

>>85421154
That's probable I tasted it

>>85420585
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sleeper

>>85421222
DIRECTED BY GEORJEI LUKASZ

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Helmet_pipestraw

>>85411203
nice meme

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>>85421250
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sleep/Legends
>Padmé Amidala sleeping

>>85420464
>>85421050
Yup, gotta remember this isn't some hard sci-fi setting, Star Wars is World War II era dogfights in space.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Goggles/Legends

>>85420368
It's ok. 40k is a pretty based universe

It was fun when I was pretty lonely in high school with all my friends sharing a love of Star Wars to have a sight with a fuck ton of autistic information
I cant really fault someone for spending time there, its honestly a very innocent form of autism

>>85421177
>It's a good thing we were wearing helmets because we couldn't bear to look her in the eye

>>85420585
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Emperor_Palpatine_Surgical_Reconstruction_Center

>EmPal SuRecon Center

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>>85420359
>two cloud-car garage

Reminder that worst of old EU >>> Disney SW canon

>>85420585
Damn I want to fuck Ayyla and it's too bad sex leads to the dark side.

>Shmi gets raped and killed by mudslimes
>Anakin kills them
>marries Padme
>Anakin almost kills that guy in TCW for trying to cuck him
>Anakin shoots baby batter in Padme
>welp gotta save her

Is sexuality worse in horror movies or Star Wars?

>>85421638
>Yuzahn Vong
>Luuke
>Luuuuke
>Luuuuuuuuuuke
>Yuzahn Vong
>a dozen Emperor clones
>vaders glove
>Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

>>85420612
>30-32 year olds
>not millennials
Are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>85421731
All better than Rey, Boyega, "The Resistance", First Order, Starkiller Base, Force Tree, etc..

>>85421837
One pile of shit is no better than the pile of shit next to it

>>85421075
I'M CLEAR, BUT MY FIGHTER'S DOWN

>>85419871
>World War II's wikipedia article
>54 pages printed
>Anakin Skywalker's wookieepedia article
>105 pages printed

I can see why there was such an autistic shitfit when Lucasfilm made most of it non-canon

I actually like how the prequels feel: like they're cheesy as fuck like the original trilogy and I thought TFA was too serious.

>>85420464
>>85420159

congratulations, you fell for the video game meme

meanwhile, industrial light and magic literally drew diagrams about the fighers in star wars and specifically said y-wings were as fast and agile as x-wings

I mean what do they know, they only actually made the movies

>>85422218
A-wings are the fastest, X-wings are medium speed, and Y-wings are slowest

deal with it, games made it canon

>>85413747
>>85413449
>>85413586
You'd be surprised, there are actually a fair few /tv/ denizens in their 40s-60s on here. William Shatner's tweet brought them here, I'm guessing.

The Trekkers are just as autistic about every last little detail as SW peeps, if not worse. I'm going to be in Vegas next week during a Trek convention, I'm considering buying a day pass just to soak up the rampant autism for the lulz.

>>85410782
Hello, redd*t

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>>85421438

>>85421837
No it's not, and I know you know that, but I want you to know that I know that you know that.

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>>85421601
>poorfag doesn't have enough credits for a 2 cloud-car garage

>>85410782
Nice projection-based blogpost.

>>85410782
>>85410670
>it's a reddit tourists project and LARP as accomplished chads that hate fun all to impress anonymous Chinese opera enthusiasts they will never meet episode

>>85420368
Star Wars and 40K are based

>hating Star Wars is an edgy contrarian meme now that the series is popular again

At least once the NT is over the contrarians will pretend to like it again

>>85422250

Game canon can't override the movies. Go watch Endor, you see Y-Wings pulling crazy maneuvers with A-Wings and killing several TIE Interceptors. Not just killing them but keeping pace.

Gamefags are cancer who experience Star Wars through gaming first and the movies second or they'd know this.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sokan

>>85410670
What are the most autistic articles on their?

these articles are legitimately funnier and more human than 100% of the ironic meme trash cluttering the internet

>>85423488
Are you retarded anon?

>>85423488
Hit "random"

>>85423488
>Vader suit
>Vader medical procedures
The ones that I read because some guy in /tv/ posted them.

>not editing the "corn" page to "corn was a gay food"

>>85412473
Marvel and DC has literallly spawned hundreds of titles, thousands maybe millions of characters, hundreds of story ars, etc....

Star Wars is literally 7 movies about a fucking family or even more specifically about a single character (Anakin/Vader).

>>85413270
>I hate millennials for having hobbies

>>85410670
>millennials
Nigga a good handful of these retards are 40+
Actual Millennial cutoff is people who are older than 35 today.