I thought you fags were just memeing with this movie but holy

CREAM COOOOOOORN!

Fuck, I'm still laughing at "I threw that shit before I walked in the room".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aoWVRhgEqI

>the way Black Dynamite gets confused and acts like he doesn't know if he should keep going when the militant reads his stage direction

EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP

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tfw someone reminds you about Black Dynamite so it's time to watch it again

>>85407515
LOL the second time he reads stage directions (when he says "sarcastically") Black Dynamite even turns to the director as if to say "you see this shit?"

>>85406882
Why black dynamite? Why?!

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>>85408000
> nice trips son

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!

>Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch. Would you like that?

why the fuck isn't there a sequel to this outstanding movie?

We need to start making Anaconda Malt Liquor for real

>>85408239
Some things are just good as they are, you don't need to drag it out forever.

>Who saw that coming-I mean, who saw where that came from?
Pure genius.

>>85406882
Is the TV show any good?

>>85408239
>why the fuck isn't there a sequel to this outstanding movie?

I don't want a sequel to Black Dynamite.

What I want is for the same guys to make a hong kong kung fu movie in the exact same style. I'm talking a low-budget jackie chan movie type of thing, maybe some john woo and bruce lee thrown in.

>>85408544
it fluctuates in quality

some of the episodes are true kino

>>85406882

it's seriously one of the best comedies of all time

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But Black Dynamite- I sell drugs to the community!

>>85408239
i wouldve liked to have seen an actual live action tv show,
the movie felt like a prequel and sequel to some blacksploitation tv series,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sircvYUdy0
this montage looks like its made up of clips from the show that could've been, thats probably what they were going for tho, because after this there is a total shift in tone, but i like that

hahah I SAW YOU POST THIS BEFORE YOU WALKED IN THE ROOM

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>>85409075
>BLACK DYNAMITE AND HIS CREW
>ARE GONNA DO WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO

Always gets me

>>85408337
Came here to post this. Such a great moment.
>side character starts talking about how after this is all over he'll get married, move to an island paradise etc, the ultimate death flag
>gets killed immediately

THE ROMAN GOD OF WAR

>>85406882
FIENDISH DOCTOR WU YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1TfPtwwc-U
>He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow!', sounded like some cartoon shit.

REMINDER THAT A MOVIE IS COMI G OUT THAT STARS MICHAEL JAI WHITE IKO UWAIS AND TONY JAA.

2kino4me

I still can't figure out if the guy actually forgot to put the car in park before getting out in that shootout scene or if he did it on purpose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iwmLrA2vs0

SARCASTICALLY IM IN CHARGE

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>When Bullhorn says RATED ARRR-UHH in the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjHz5mw1KhE

NOT THE ORPHANAGE!

>>85409346
From what I can tell he probably did forget to put in park since he did have that "oh shit" look on his face.

>>85409534
it could also be acting.

>>85409346
It's definitely an intentional gag.

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> my mommy says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
> Hush child. A lot of cats have that name.

>>85408803
>the vietnam episode where he keeps calling everybody chinamen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG82W_UHYGE

>"shows picture"

motherfucker this movie is good

Black Dynamite is so good that a board full of racists unanimously loves it.

>>85409892
holy shit I actually missed that stage direction joke before

>>85409346
fuck i never noticed that. That's great

>>85406882
>Micheal Jai white still has a shit career
The guy is great. Name one black comic book character this guy could play? Will honkywood just give this guy some big roles in CapeShit ?

>inb4 he can't play storm
FUCK U! He could pull it off

>>85408239
>no black dynamite vs blackula
>no black dynamite teams up with his brother Napoleon Dynamite
>no Black Dynamite in space

https://youtu.be/QFgGdkC6hJc

>ahhhh mother fucker

>>85410014
>Name one black comic book character this guy could play? Will honkywood just give this guy some big roles in CapeShit ?
Should've been Black Panther. Should've gotten the director of Black Dynamite as well.

>>85410079
the planned sequel would've been an homage to blazing saddles

>>85410146
I would watch the hell out of that

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It's the best film ever filmed on film.

>>85408950
>be that as it may...

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>>85408253
>tfw drinking it and it has no effect on you

>>85409848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVLukeA8EdM

>>85409346

I'm pretty sure the commentary explains that the car wasn't supposed to move, but they carried on filming and kept it in

>>85408950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mvp-nOz9Gk
>shiiiiiet that nigga ain't no pimp, he a valet for hoes!

>>85409346
every time i watch this scene and that song starts playing all i can hear in my head is that dog fucker talking over it
>sorry guys im still working on my 2014 movies list and part 5 of synecdoche new york is coming out soon

>>85408239
>why the fuck isn't there a sequel to this outstanding movie?
It got a cartoon.

>>85410472
>tfw it'll never give you "oooooooh!"
I don't want to live

>>85410203
that just sounds like a more self-aware boss nigger

>bail money
>tail money

>>85406882
I'm not black so I wouldn't be able to watch it.

>>85407515
>near the beginning when he abruptly stands up in outrage and the boom mic is touching his head
>he keeps glancing up at it while doing his speech
Every tiny moment made to look like a production fuck-up is a moment of pure beauty.

>>85411937
my favorite is when the detective goes to drive away and his door gets caught on the curb

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>>85410087
The replacement makes it so much better. The implication that the original actor was so pissed that he left and they had to use a stand-in.

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>>85408655
you're kidding, right?

>>85406882
it's basically
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

>>85413166
Kung Pow was too explicitly silly. Black Dynamite felt almost like a legit blaxploitation movie which nobody realised was going to look as shoddy as it did.
The believability of it is part of what makes it so great. I've watched it with people and they've been astonished to learn it only came out in 2010.

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>>85407515
>tfw

>>85413372
>>85413166
Kung Pow sucks.
Black Dynamite knows when to pull it's punches, except for maybe the very end, and as a result the jokes feel more honest.

>>85407515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc

>>85407102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdLq68m2G_o

IS HE A GARY STU?!?!?!

>>85409893
this ain't /pol/ though
besides contrary to popular belief all kinds of people browse this board and site, edgelord kids among them
you'd be hard pressed to find somebody who actually believes the shit they spew

>>85413394
>>85413795
>hating kung pow for the same reasons you like black dynamite
what a bunch of fucking retards
I swear, you can't find a single person on this site with a genuine conviction regarding anything

speaking of black dynamite, the concept of the Whorephanage is pretty fucking disturbing and unfunny
moreso that they animated the whole thing, including the scene where Euphoria is about to suck off a guy in a classroom full of children and shit

>>85414271
I never said I hated Kung Pow. All I did was point out that it's far more openly silly than Black Dynamite, which it is, and that makes a significant difference to the tone. Black Dynamite feels like it might have been a sincere attempt at a blaxploitation movie at times, while Kung Pow never feels like a sincere kung fu movie. You might want to get that jerking knee of yours seen to.

>>85414495
You are fucking retarded if you genuinely think Black Dynamite can be remotely taken seriously in any form.
Seriously, I feel like you're just deluding yourself to conjure up an argument because you're an autistic contrarian faggot who has to dispute everything constantly.

>>85413166
i repect other's rights to like this movie made by the abominably unfunny thumb wars guy but c'mon

>>85409297
Even better he speaks fluents Chinese with Fiendish Dr.Wu

>>85414609
Dude, read what I'm actually writing instead of making wild inferrals just to fuel your own rage. I'm not saying Black Dynamite can be taken seriously. I'm saying it's presented as a shoddily-made era-appropriate blaxploitation movie. That's the tone it's going for. They're both parodies, but Kung Pow is plain-faced about it.
You're angry about me saying things you've outright imagined me saying.

>>85414609
He's right, though. You're just misinterpreting what he's saying. Black Dynamite is a deadpan parody; it was made like a serious blackspoitation movie, and the humor comes from the intentionally shitty plot and poor production value. It's the kind of thing that actually could have been a real movie if someone would have taken it seriously. Kung Pow is a silly parody that features things like fighting cows.

They have completely different tones and work for people with different senses of humor. I hated Kung Pow and think Black Dynamite is one of the funniest movies ever made.

>>85406882

It gets better on a second viewing when you start paying attention to all the intentional filmmaking fuckups

>Black Dynamite throws a thug out a window
>Cut back inside
>He's still there

>>85413372
Heck no. It's more like Blacksploitation meets Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon

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>>85414881
>I'm saying it's presented as a shoddily made era-appropriate blaxploitation movie
>kung pow is literally the same thing except instead of blaxpoloitation its martial arts

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>and 785 is...
>oh my god...
>785 is the area code to topeka, Kansas!
>CODE KANSAS!

>>85415087
If you're actually saying the presentation of Kung Pow and Black Dynamite is the same outside of being fundamentally insincere, you must not have watched one or both of them. That, or you're tone-deaf.

>>85415087

no it really isn't you dumb cunt

>>85415087
m8 just saying but black dynamite never once does anything comparable to showing a squeaky-voiced face on a guy's tongue or fighting a cow

*slap*
MUTHAFUCKA

ORPHAN
ORPHAN
ORPHAN

>DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

>Cream Corn slaps that guy too hard
>"Mother fucka!"
>Dudes just replaced with a different actor

I'm laughing 9 years later at this shit.

>>85416237
Are you posting from 2019?

>>85415835
NO NOT THE ORPHANAGE!

>>85416376
Came out in 2009. I'm still wrong, but fuck you.

>>85416585
fuck you

My god sometimes I forget about great movies. Time to rewatch this

>>85406882
YOU SEE WHERE IM COMIN FROM YOU JIVE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>85409892
>that split second look of wtf on black dynamite's face

>>85408063
That line fucked me up first time I watched it. Had to pause the fucking movie I was laughing so hard.

>>85409481
>Black Dynamite stares into the distance
>she turns her head to see what's he's looking at
All the subtleties in this movie are genius.

>didn't understand why bullhorn struggled to think of something to say during the diner scene
>only realized on second viewing that he constantly talks in rhyme
I'm retarded.

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>>85406882
rip black dynamite cartoon

This was so much better tho

>>85411606
I thought the cartoon was just a way to fundraise money for a second live action movie,

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>>85409297
>"...BOO COO SOW!"
Unironically one of the best comedies of all time. How the fuck does Michael Jae White have such impeccable comedic timing?

>>85416237
THAT WAS BULLHORN YOU JIIIIIIVE MOTHAFUCKA

I am not black nor even American but this one of the movies that made me laugh the most

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>new michael jai white actually teaches kung fu to unprivileged kids to keep them away from gang culture
truly nothing gets him madder than some punk selling smack to the kids

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>>85409892
Shit this is gold, I have to rewatch it soon

>>85410614

> he said something to me in chinese like 'BOKU SOW' sound like some cartoon shit

Eating cereal while watching these clips is a bad choice.

>tfw there will NEVER be a Black Dynamite v. Blackula with Terry Crews as Blackula movie

>>85416486

The worst thing about this is that these children are orphans, and orphans have no parents!

>>85407102
my favorite scene, but the misplaced booms were pretty funny as well

>>85416486
I USED TO BE AN ORPHAN

>I shoulda known you'd be behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu. Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for kung fu treachery!

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>>85406882
>Cost 3 mil to make and only made 300k

You fuckers are to blame for this.

>>85414886

Different anon, I love them both and can still understand that they have two totally different approaches/tones.

I actually DID think BD was a legit blaxploitation film on my first watch, straight up until I saw the chick from MadTV near the end. You could never make that mistake with Kung Pow.

>>85410087
This is my favorite part here. This movie is fucking great

>picks up that one drug dealer's car with a giant magnet on a helicopter
>cackles maniacally as he drops the guy off a cliff
>shot fades out on his face, still cackling
>fades back in as he walks into his house, still cackling
My favorite part.

>>85415087

fucking moron

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rip cream corn

he runnin thaaiaaaiaaangs in heaven now

>>85420799
It's made its money back by now from DVDs, streaming, midnight showings, and the tv show.

>>85421261
Fuck you for making me look up if Tommy Davidson was dead

>>85414080
I am from /pol/ and I love this movie.

>>85409893
>le everyone is /pol/ meme

>>85411296
kek

>>85421495
i didn't say that if you browse /pol/ you cannot by any means enjoy a funny movie

>>85408239
Why isn't Michael Jai White in more stuff?

>>85409848
The Michael Jackson episode

>>85421782
yes u did :)

>>85420431
it was great, but i wouldn't say better

>>85406882
its black exploitation kino. If you liked it you'd probably love Boss Nigger.

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>>85407515
>>85407848

>>85421782
>Get Out threads on /tv/
>full of butthurt
>Get Out threads on /pol/
>generally positive reception and actual movie discussion
It's 4chan's oldest truth, boards not dedicated to a topic are better at discussing a topic than the board dedicated to said topic.

>>85422564
its my personal favorite brother

>>85422483
no
>>85422788
think you replied to the wrong person

>>85422788
The highest highs are still on the correct board, but on average discussion is better on other boards. It probably goes something like dedicated trolls stick to their boards and people are less easily trolled when they're discussing something that isn't the main topic of the board (maybe because they aren't as invested and/or don't take other people's opinions so seriously)(