/got/ /ourguys/. Edition.

>>85397568
Where are all the sets? Why haven't we seen anything of the castle or the island, where are the Dragons? What are they eating, where are they living.
It's been a perfect time to show a few short scenes of the dragons flying past smaller towns and villages.
I know it's only two episodes in and I guess they are saving the budget for some of the other large CGI sequences in the show, like casterly rock or whatever but it's really killing the immersion.

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>>85397568
3rdst for based Skyrim Robby B

Theon jumping from the boat was the best moment of the episode.

>Night’s King: Hehehahahaha… you fool. No man can kill me.
>Daenerys (takes of helmet): I am no man!
>Chops his head off
>30 minutes of celebrator back-padding for all of the remaining characters

>>85397568
Why haven't the Dothraki or the Dragons burnt the place down yet?

>>85397694
How so?

>>85397695
>all the remaining women/people of colour

>>85397661
We need more Grey Worm desu.

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>>85397568
Post yfw Jon and Daenarys have their sexual tension & it culminates in hot boat sex

>>85397695
>dany
>wielding a sword
She's such a coward she won't be fighting on the frontlines unless she's riding the biggest dragon.

>>85397694
>>85397717
I agree.

I hate that cuck faggot.
For a moment it seemed like they were going to redeem him as some sort of tragic feminist hero fighting for the right to polish his sister's boots.

But no, he's just a cuck that got his dick cut off and jumped ship the moment he got scared.

I prefer that.
Better to have manly villiains winning than emasculated "men" heroes.

>>85397715
The Dothraki are good guys now, people can change. They'll be riding in tourneys jousting, wearing armor and adapting to Westerosi customs by now.

Anyone else got apeshit mad when Daenerys The Stormborn Targaryen(TM) started shitting on based Vyserion?

She is a fucking asshole, how dare she?

>Jon kills the Night's King in single combat
>Jon: It is finished. But the armies of the damned must always have a master.
>Jon puts on Night's Crown
>Jon: You adventurers have your own destiny, consider this my final sacrifice
>Portal to Ironforge, browse the auction house for 4 hours
>Fade to black

Who /kissEuron/ here?

>>85397917
>Anyone else got apeshit mad when Daenerys The Stormborn Targaryen(TM) started shitting on based Vyserion?

>tfw I legit don't know wtf you're talking about.
Did I seriously fall asleep during a dany scene or something?

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>Sand sneks ded

>>85398021
He meant Varys. I think

>>85397946
wouldn't that have to be someone else? like not jon himself taking the role of the li- night king but rather his brother or something?

>>85398021
>>85398044
I think he means Viserys.

>>85398044
whos varys

>i don't want to be queens of the ashes, but my siege and over tacitical gambits will cause just as much death anyway

Couldn't they have come up with a proper reason why she can't just roll over westeros?

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PRESTON

YOU HAVE 3 HOURS. IF YOU'RE NOT DONE BEFORE THAT I'M COMING FOR YOU.

>>85398071
All Jons brothers are dead bar cripple boy

Today I will remind them of the leaks that are by now confirmed to be true,

http://green-chili.blogspot.nl/2017/03/got-season-7-episode-guide.html

Stannis will return this season, right?
I can no longer take the bullying by my friends.

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>>85397987
neat

>>85397917
Did you mean Varys, the bald guy? Viserion is her dragon or some shit.

> actually that word has no gender
I laughed inside just imagining the heat irradiated by all the butt frustration and anal clenching in here

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>>85398104
S8, after the filler is gone, Ep.4.

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I just watched the last episode. Is Euron /ourguy/ now?

>>85398127
>takes a deep brown stinky shit on her dragon

Pure poop kino

>>85398214
For the thousandth time

Yes

Will we see Jon and Dany go full mad King and Queen together?

>>85397568
So what was that final shot's meaning, the one where Theon swims in the ocean and the Silence looks like a big bad monstre? Was it too deep for me?

>>85398094
>I want the people to love me!
>Starve Kingslanding

I guess magnanimous Cersei will let the peasants have all the food - and not her army - so they won't resent Dany anyway right?

>>85398251
That would be good storytelling

So no

>Greyworm: Well... this is me
>Missandei: You're beautiful

I love how D&D haven't shown Stannis corpse at all, they're clearly building up his return and taking of the iron throne. What a time to be alive.

Post high quality pics of the dead sand sneks. I wanna fap to Obama Sand's skewered corpse and that other bitch hanging.

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Here are the detailed spoilers for episode 3 before anyone asks

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I just read the leaks
Jon is Aegon aaahahhahaah wtf is this kindergarden-tier writing omg

>Why Missandei and Grey Worm's intimate scene on 'Game of Thrones' is a 'really big deal'

fuck off mainstream media

rEREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85398214
anyone who kills anyone in the memecrew is /ourguy/ really.

>>85398127
>Did you mean Varys, the bald guy?
No, I meant Viseryon, her dead brother

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Reminder that

1) the possibly-princess-that-was-promised scene is from the books
2) eunuchs can fugg
3) there are an equal number of male and female monarchs
4) The show has manly men doing manly things MUCH more often than it has feminist themes
5) it's rational to teach women and children to fight during an apocalyptic time of truly total war


There, now we can have an actual good thread.

Who /euron/ here?

>>85398300
No!!!

I know there's no way the series ends with all the dragons alive, but seriously, Cersei is going to shoot one down with an oversized slingshot?

What happened to "the dragon has three heads"?

I guess they're doing away with most of that shit and just giving it a traditional fantasy ending.

>>85398307
do not laugh, bookfaggot

show > books

>>85398328
you losers need a fucking containment thread

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Does this woman have a single flaw? I don't know how much editing is going on but she seems to have a FLAWLESS face AND body.

>>85398323
That's Viserys moron.
Viseryon is the dragon, named after her brother.

>>85398337
Why's that an issue?

>>85398282
Oh shit yeah, why did the thought even cross my mind.

>>85398323
Oh, Viserys.

>>85398323
Because he was a fucking dick.
>>85398337
Her army, on the walls of the palace with about 50 of those contraptions might just do it.

>>85398123
That's not an ancap.
He's kinda stupid for other reasons but it's funny when leftists make political memes. They're always wrong.

>>85398311
I thought everyone hated the sneks so someone killing them is the new memecrew

Both Jon and Sansa are right, but Jon made the right decision to go see Danny

Very interesting war council scene. Varys had a great point of view, but you also get a bit of the crazy from Danny

Lord Tarly is going to play a bigger role in short order. The actor playing him did an amazing job

FUCK YOU LITTLE FINGER I HOPE JON MURDERS YOUR ASS WHILE SANSA LAUGHS AT YOUR CORPSE

Bye Bye Sand Snakes. 2 deaths and.....well I'm sad to see you go *shudders*

Fuck you Euron. You're still an insane motherfucker

God damn it Theon!! I thought we were past this shit!!!

Probably the first time I think Olena is wrong

That sex scene is 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back.......

Clearly Sun Spear goes to war now, but....who is going to lead them?

That Nymeria scene better lead to something......

Tyrion is still the smartest motherfucker in the room

DAMN IT ARYA RIDE FASTER YOU CAN STILL CATCH JON BEFORE HE LEAVES!!

Torn if i want Sam to succeed in saving Jorrah or not. Love both characters, but.....if just feels like it would be cheesy to have him ride into Dragonstone with a big smile on his face while Danny gets all hot and bothered for his return....

Can someone redpill me on Tyrion being a Targ theory?

>>85398214
>killed the annoying Sand Snakes
>taught his arrogant bitch of a niece a lesson

Yes, it seems he is.

>>85397750
>We need more filler sex scenes with literal who and literal why characters desu
fixed

>>85398424
Reddit, ladies and gentlemen

>>85398372
She's part nigger. That's the flaw.

>>85398424
Is this a meme?

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>We are currently working on a solution

I sure wonder what trick Qyburn's got up his sleeve to kick a dragon's ass

>A GIANT FUCKING CROSSBOW

Oh, ok.

>>85398424
Nice reddit spacing.

>>85398391
Because Martin's story clearly points towards three characters with important ancestral roots on three dragons for the final battle - most likely Daenerys, Jon, and Tyrion. Without one of the dragons "the dragon has three heads" is negated.

>>85398466
Because he disagree with your opinions?
Idiocy, everyone. That paragraph spacing is a reddit habit, though.

>>85398371
shut the fuck up roastie

>>85397987
I never noticed how retarded grey worm walks in this scene.

Holy shit

>>85398424
Theon was a shitty garbage person in season one and he is a shittygarbage person now.
Nymeria will be back. She will watch Arya from afar.
Sansa had better not fuck this up, I fucking swear.
Omg, Dany STFU if you had a problem with Varys the time to talk about it was last season.

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>>85398503
nice reddit capital letter loser
>a fucking period
lmao kys

>>85398473

Are Carribeans niggers?

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>>85398473
Good one, anon

>>85398424
dumb redditor

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>>85397790

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Fight scenes still on point.

>>85398103
Damn hype

>>85398495
Well it works, doesn't it?
I grew tired of the dragon queen. I want to see her corpse.

>>85398507
Yeah, there will be a dwarf riding a dragon to save the world...

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>>85398308
>Sorry lads, but here's why women are winning the Game of Thrones
>Why Sansa's RAPE SCENE is a big no-no in our book
>Did Game of Thrones cross a line with Sansa's RAPE SCENE
>Why every female can relate to Daenerys' struggles with men
>Here's our top 10 reasons why our target audience has a IQ below 65 and the attention span of a squirrel

>>85398507
I'd rather see Bran warm into a dragon than Tyrion riding one.

>>85398300
Who is fd? Any i being really dense in not recognising it?

So Euron is going to be king, right? He presents Cirsei the head of snek queen and thats pretty much going to be the end of it. Or do you guys think Cirsei is not so easily bought and would expect far more from him?

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>>85398300
>cersei kills the last sand snake while ellaria watches
literally the only good major female character left finishing what euron started

>>85398575
That's kind of a brute force approach, I thought he'd read about some shitty weakness.

>>85398401
No, thats Varserys

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>tfw this played in my head during Euron's scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFTcA4QLHw0

>>85398575
>it works, doesn't it
It shouldn't. Ballista's aren't exactly easy to aim at stationary targets let alone a moving and flying one. The only conceivable way to hit a dragon with it would be to fire entire volleys of dozens of ballistas.

But of course this is the show so jaime will probably 360 noscope it with a single ballista

>>85398591
Bran will never go back south, retard

he is the three eyed crow

Post euron memes

>>85398648
I think you mean Varus, the league of legends marksman.

>Dany only has one dragon after Jon and the Night King both get one
Pretty funny stuff.

>>85398444
>Tyrion in the books has platinum blonde hair, almost Targaryen like
>he has different coloured eyes; one of which is black, but some think it could be a really dark purple
>the main evidence, however is that Aerys loved Joanna Lannister, Tyrion's mother when they were younger
>he made a joke about it being a shame that the Lord's first night was abolished to Tywin when they got married
>Rhaella Targaryen and Joanna Lannister were good friends and Joanna attended her at court, but something happened to make her get sent away
>Tyrion was born around 9 months after this; it's possible that Aerys fucked her
>Tyrion also has been fascinated by dragons since he was a young boy

It's no conclusive evidence, but it's little things that GRRM likes to throw in that make people guess about these things. He could be a Targaryen, or he could just be a Lannister. People also take the "You're no son of mine" line from Tywin too seriously.

Another theory is that Jaimie and Cersei are actually Aerys' children, and Tyrion is Tywin's only son, as Jaimie and Cersei were attracted to each other like Targaryens are and they didn't inherit Tywin's intelligence and cunning (though Cersei thinks she as smart, if not smarter than Tywin). I'm not sure how the timeline matches with chances for Aerys to fuck Joanna, but I think this is also plausible.

>>85398608
Euron is gonna bitch out back the Iron Islands when he sees the White Walkers. Also in one swoop Euron avenged Myrcella, destroyed a large chunk if not all of Dany's fleet, and captured another would be Queen.

>>85398604
it was originally written in spanish and translated by a guy who doesnt know spanish or english very well. that confused me too

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>I can't believe I mistook you for a boy. You're pretty.

>>85398214
Am I missing something? What will he do now? It seems like the leaks were correct but they say nothing about him after the sea battle.
I guess he will backstab Cersei or someting.

>>85398575
Lannisters will kill one, Night King will kill/zombify another, Dany and Drogon will die together

>>85398509
He's basically giving a blog post of things as they happened. So fucking reddit

>>85398695
It's not easy to aim, but not impossible. A dragon is quite the large target.
It's not smaug, it doesn't have to hit a single weak spot on its heart.

>>85398604
Some Spanish guy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmQkOxn7_tEkvOwTxBJRKUQ/featured

>>85398759
she already has that haggard British granny look, jesus

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>>85398656
Damn it was a good show

>>85398300
Are there detailed leeks for other episodes too?

Why Yara didnt give her uncle a kiss?

How many sneks did he kill? I guess chinasnake and mansnake are fucked but titsnake and mamasnake survived

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Not a single soul in any /got/ thread talking about this.

Also, inb4 Mountain Azor Ahai

>>85398495
I was expecting a zombie dragon or something, this was really disappointing

>>85398214
but won't the whip and dagger be poisoned, as those sand niggers are likely to do? So he's probably dead soon or crippled.

I really hope that bastard of robert comes back to lead the house baratheon to victory. He should ally Jon and avenge King Stannis the mannis

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le epik crotch shot! xD go sand sneks!

>>85398735
on the one hand, it's a good reason to keep him alive, as Tywin feared the mad king, but I think he would have revealed it as soon as possible one he was dead, and be glad to be rid of him

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Based Euron the Roastie Toaster

Would you let 6'3 Brienne of Tarth dominate you and pin you down??

>>85398495
>>85398842

I am, are you daft?

>>85398479
lurk moar fgt

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>>85398816
as far as I know no. So far the detailed lists have only popped up a week before each episode has aired. The best you have from episode 4 and beyond are the pastebin skeleton list which only has the major reveals or this list which has the same + some extra details

>>85398695
Perhaps they use some kind of bait to line up the shot

Yfw based mannis swam back to dragonstone and will fuck dany up in the final scene of season 7

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one true queen

>>85398891
The only way I would allow a woman to dominate me is if she could actually physically beat me without me giving her any quarter. That will never happen.

Euron did nothing wrong
Varys would win the throne if it were a democracy
Stannis is still alive
The mountain remembers
Jaime isn't a Lannister
Theon has most of his penis, only the had was severed
Milesandre and the onion knight had a child who has not been shown yet
Brienne and podrick are romantically involved
Arya will die, most likely in combat with Cersei
Tommen is still alive
Ned stark is still alive, his body double was beheaded
Robb Stark was never real, the lord of light implanted illusions in everyone's mind
Bran is actually Hodor now

>>85397661
Shit is low budget you can even tell that some of the actors aren't even in the same room as one another.

>>85398954
she looks cute her

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>>85398892
N-no.

>>85398094

>Muh break the wheel in season 6
>Season 7: "JK, I'll carefully consider wheeling and dealing with every major house because reasons "

>>85398214
Is he going to fug his niece?

>>85398842
To what specifically are you referring?

Because people are talking about the ballista right now in this thread

>Sam travels all the way to Oldtown to learn information that Stannis already fucking told him
>two episodes spent on the big revelation of shit the audience and characters already knew
What the hell is Dabid's problem?

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>>85398834
Chinasnek and Mansnek are dead, and BADPOOSYSnek and Mamasnek's days are numbered
I feel nothing but happiness at their deaths for what D and D did to their characters

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>>85398799

I wanna fugg her :DDD

I loved her confrontation with varys. The dragon and the spider. It was something we've been waiting for since last season. Dany doesn't forgive traitors, and varys has a history... But in his speech we got to know more of him than the 3 last seasons combined. His true motives and his true loyalty. And it showed a bit of madness and severity in dany's behalf
> If you ever betray me, I'll burn you alive
My favourite scene in the whole episode. Varys betraying dany would be stupendous. But unfortunately the story is not headed that way.

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>>85399037
Sansa is cuter

>>85398889
reddit

>>85399011
he went to oldtown to cure jorah
dragonglass will be irelevent in the end anyway. it's just plot device to make jon and dany meet

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>>85398297
>haven't shown Stannis corpse at all, they're clearly building up his retur

This. Stannis' name has cropped up more times in this last two episodes than anyone's. They're clearly hinting at his return. Also, Stepen Dilliane has gone suspiciously missing..

>>85398985
breaking the wheel was just a meme line for the trailer like "but we are not men ;^)"

>>85398695
They'll likely wait for it to land somewhere before pulling off a big cover or something and launching it at the scaly cunt

>>85398964
All of this is retarded so I will have to assume you are a retard.

>>85399011
>Forgets that Stannis told him about the Dragonglass
>Stannis apparently left the door to Dragonstone unlocked and unguarded
>The Lannisters never hopped at the chance to reclaim it the moment Stannis peaced out for the North

Okay so I'm absolutely convinced that Dany and Varys' little fight was supposed to be Varys' job interview in S6 but it got cut for time. It makes absolutely no sense that she would confront him about it now, after he's been working for her for anywhere from a few months to a year, and after the invasion is underway, for no apparent reason. I was actually amazed by how stupid it was.

>>85398821
she will

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>Euron's face when he sees the Night King and his army

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holy shit what a qt

>>85399040
Varys never served Dany in the books, he served aegon.

in the leaks, a secret fleet army will arrive in casterly rock to kill all the unsullied.

Prepare for the big reveal of Varys' faction for the throne.

>>85399040
i like that she told him that if he doesn't like what she's doing to tell it to her face.

>>85397815

I can smell the insecurity on you.

>>85399090
The normies wouldn't like it so there is literally 0% chance this is happening.

>>85399040
kys.
They spent month on Essos/on sea and they are having this discussion now? Also Danys speeches are horrible; I just can't decide whether it is her acting or the writing. They are abysmal tho.

>>85399104
Prove that Tommen is actually dead.
Also stannis didn't die on screen.

>>85398889
i laughed.

>>85398307
can you post the leaks anon?

>>85398954
Emilia Clarke has definitely lost weight this season, she was the Queen of Desserts last season

>>85399128
IT was so two fan favorites could talk to each other

>>85399128
they had no time to include it in season 6 finale

There is no reason they wouldn't have killed Jorah off already unless he still has some important role to play
What do you think is the reason he's being kept alive by Martin?

>>85398094
>Cersei is a crazy tyrant, I'm sure she'll make sure the commonfolk get a fair share of the food during the siege

>>85399137

Gib

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>Shit, King's in his familial tomb, better go and tell him how, not only do I not give a shit that his dad died, but I also have the hots for his sister in the same way I had the hots for his step mother
I'm surprised Jon didn't just shank CIA on the spot

>>85398308
Why are they saying it's a really big deal tho? I'm interested. To me it was worthless filler.

Can someone please take a higher quality vlcsnap of this same exact scene? Thanks a bunch.
Damn, where's that tripcode faggit when you need him.

>>85399171
Prove that Abraham Lincoln isn't a cow alien from Mars planning his return. You literally can't.

>>85399222

I wish LF would just take his army and fuck off until they start appreciating his contribution

>>85399171
>Cersei stands over his corpse and confirms that it's her son, who cares lol he was a traitor for killing himself
Really?

>>85398954
she looks unreal this season seriously.
it's probably the white hair.
makes her even more beautiful for some reason.

>>85399222
this

sad how the smartest man on westeros has been reduced to this

>>85399137
qt and mommy probably gonna get raped and executed by the mountain ;_;

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>>85399252
>pic related

>>85399252
Whuch one?

>>85398928
Dany can get preggers by another targaryan, maybe she wont die after all

>>85399222
What's his fucking problem?

>>85398880

I think Tywin may have had doubts about Tyrion not being his, but as kinslaying is the worst thing one can do in Westeros, let alone killing a baby, he didn't kill him and raised him as his own. Personally I'd prefer it if Tyrion were Tywin's son and he doesn't end up riding one of the three dragons.

It would also be pure pottery if Jaime and Cersei were actually Aerys' children and Tyrion was Tywin's only child, as Tywin was really proud of those two and wanted to abandon Tyrion if he could.

>>85399191
>Queen of desserts
I kekd, Emilia Clarke has maybe 5 more years of looking good before she has to start a monthly Botox regimen

>>85399222
does he even have a plan anymore? he just comes across as an idiot

>>85399128
Could you relax your anus for a second?
They didn't have the time to show this discussion last season, they're showing it now. There. Not even a month has passed.
Have you ever tried not hating everything around you?

>>85399248
>4 minutes of awkward, cringey "sex" between an admittedly very attractive woman and a man with no dick
I guess I wouldn't have a problem with it if it didn't carry on so fucking long, or just feel so stupid

>>85397887
haha ya right they are literal sandniggers
you must be from europe eh?

>>85397815
What was he gonna do? 1 v 30 euron and his fleet?

>>85399222
It would have been nice.
"You think you are so clever, with all your scheming? Well it seems you have miscalculated your words and failed to anticipate this." *neck snaps*

7 seasons of scheming and plotting destroyed in a minute. Would have been nice in a "the best plans of mice and men" sort of moral lesson.

>>85398495
He was watching the last Hobbit movie the night before.

>>85399222
Remember that it'sh a LADDAH

Does he even have a plan in mind? Seems that for the past few seasons he's just winging it and now beta-orbiting sansa

>>85397887
Ok Paco

>>85398862

Really? The cock attack was what bothered you? Not the whip? If I were a woman I'd constantly be attacking cocks in that situation.

>>85398123
Neet*

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So, I've been reading through the leaks and it got me thinking. The whole point of this scene was because Jon Snow is not going to return to Winterfell this season and Baelish will be killed by Arya in episode 5 or 6, so they had to have a moment with them both together.
That's it, the scene served no purpose other than they thought it might be a little weird for Littlefinger to die without talking to Jon Snow first. That's why he starts talking about wanting to fuck Sansa, so they can at least lay the ground work for his eventual death.

>>85399356
If the leaks are to be believed, he's gonna try to set Arya against Sansa. Key word here is TRY

>>85399222
the most retardeded OC written
>>85399200
the show and the books are entirely different, dubs guy
but I guess he'll either teleport to the wall and die fighting the others

>>85399327
t. Reddit

>>85399356
Maybe he will reveal a crossbow too.

>>85399200
Maybe he's the sacrificed unconditional love for Azor Dany.

>>85399301
it already in 1080p fucking retard

>>85399197

Yeah that's what I figured. I also figured because of this>>85399192 they couldn't resist shoehorning it in here. Trouble is it makes no fucking sense. At the very least something could have happened to trigger Dany, like finding out some shady stuff Varys was doing. Instead it's like she chose this moment to spring this shit on Varys even though they've known each other for months and been on a boat together for weeks.

>>85399327
>defending DnD
We had so much shitty filler last season. They was plenty of time to show that. They just need a speech from Dany every episode for the weekly trailer.

>>85399274
If you're talking about the scene with Jaime and Cersei, that wasn't Tommen, that was Joffrey, they keep him there and visit him occasionally

why is noone talking about randyll and jaime scene
literally the most kino scene in the episode

>Daenerys of all people making fucking VARYS actually spill out his true motives and allegiances
What were they thinking?

The only slightest clever part of this episode was Olenna trying to get Daenerys to not listen to her advisors, since it makes sense that Olenna just wants to see everything burn after losing all of her relevant descendants.
Also the grey worm sex scene was the most awkward thing I have ever watched.

>>85398862
>swn stab you in the dick

>>85399430
Yeah, with a shitty bitrate.
Summer is truly here.

>>85399430
it's 720

>>85399440
>Instead it's like she chose this moment to spring this shit on Varys even though they've known each other for months and been on a boat together for weeks.
that's how television works for fucks sake

>>85399452
Nah, there's a scene before Jaime gets back where she and Qyburn, I think it was, talk about her sons death and you can see how little she cares, compared to her mental breakdown over Joff
The traitor bit was from this season

>>85399299
Cersei poisons Tyene with a kiss and makes Elia watch her die. She's then thrown into the dungeons and never seen again. It's implied she's left to starve to death.

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>>85399222
>Remember, I brought the army that saved your ass
>I DON'T CARE

He's gonna leave Jon. Or, he will try, and Bronze Yohn will deny him and make the troops stay with the new king.

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>>85399344
Nothing, but the way he started shaking and jumped into the water seemed to be a deliberate effort to further humilliate his character.

He could have been given a graceful retreat, but they going out of their way to humilliate Theon and make him suffer which is fine by me.

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>>85398214
OUR
GUY

>>85398327
>2) eunuchs can fugg
in the show at least

In storm of swords it is mentioned that the unsullied enuechs are specifically without penis and balls, while other types of enuchs keep the dong

>>85399463

I agree, it was probably the closest thing we'll get to old school thrones all season.

>>85398424
I-is this a new pasta?
Thank you for your contribution.

>>85398842
if they launch the mountain onto one of the dragons with a ballista, I'll forgive these shitty writers for everything they've done.

>it's a Sansa undermines Jon in public episode
>it's a cut from disgusting shit to a close up of food fake out episode
>it's a big revelation is shit everyone already knew but the two homosexual directors forgot about it because they're more retarded than the normalfags they're trying to pander to now episode
>it's a girl power episode
>it's a Dany opens her fat mouth episode
>it's a 10 minute long awkward sex scene between Beyonce and a literal eunuch episode
>it's a le witty dwarf episode
>it's a the maesters acknowledge the existence of undead, white walkers, and giants but don't give a shit because dissecting some corpse is more pressing apparently episode
>it's a dragons arrive in Westeros and everyone reacts as if this is completely normal episode

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So, is Jaime going to kill Cersei in S8? Judging by how he acts with very little patience for her antics these days, I would say that it's a very large possibility

>>85399537
>enuechs
enuechs

>>85399534

Normal people feel some sort of sympathy when someone else is humiliated.

>>85399573
yes, he has to fullfill the prophecy

>>85397750
Grey Worm needs one too.

>>85399573
Nah, bran is going to warg into the mountain to kill Cersei.

>>85399222
>"Hey listen dude and dudettes, I AM going to Dragonstone, we NEED ALLIES!"
>Proceeds to choke his only ally, the one who saved his life and let him keep the entire north

Stellar writing

>>85399474
what was wrong with that scene?
varys has never been hiding his true motives
rewatch that scene with ned in season 1
also he isn't afraid of her but actually has courage to tell her that he isn't going to approve everything she does.
honestly my favorite scene of the show not counting based euron.

>>85397694
Poor theon. He had been through some serious shit. Then he's put in a situation where he can fight and die horribly making all that suffering for nothing, or he can jump into the water and live.

>>85399463
That was a shit scene though.

>>85399442
If your head wasn't filled with shit you would remember she spent last season away with the dothraki, got back literally on the last episode.
I'm not defending dnd, I don't have to, they don't need it. But you are all so desperately addicted to hating the show, that even when an interesting scene comes up, with a well written dialogue and character development, a scene that all of you wanted to happen, you find a way to complain. Chronic complaining is a sign of bitterness. Do you really want everyone to know how bitter you are?

>>85399632
I mean, LF was asking for it by starting shit and acting like an entitled prick

>>85399618
Normal people also eat things like blood sausage and brussel sprouts. Fuck normal people.

>>85399626
>kill
Heh.

>>85399626
>bran
Oh right that kid exists.

For some reason.

>>85398976
are you cajun by any chance

wtf I love the ironborn now???

>>85399511
is this from the leaks or you just made it up

>>85399222
Ask me how i know you're strayan

>>85399679
>Brussel Sprouts
Disregarded your entire argument there. Brussel sprouts are the shit

>>85399090
I don't doubt it, but it would be incredibly sloppy writing if he did come back. As soon as Brienne killed Stannis, she was immediately jumping down Davos and Melisandre's throats for their roles in Renly's death five minutes later. I don't see how she could have been forgiving enough to spare Stannis one minute when she clearly hasn't gotten the fuck over it. But that's Game of Thrones for you.

WHERE THE FUCK IS BRAN?

>>85399573
Yeah, he'll strangle her with his other hand after he says "the things I do for love" and it'll be glorious pottery

Someone make a webm where reek gets vietnam flashbacks.

>>85399715
I'll bite, how do you know he's Strayan

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Say something nice about her.

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>>85399691
>For some reason.

>He will fly
>muh stronk queen bringing dragons to the north

>for some reason

Jesus fucking christ dude, there has never been a more obvious foreshadowing in the world of foreshadowing

What are your parents favorite character?

My mom likes Tyrion because him doing midget stuff never stops being funny and roots for Cersei because she always gets BTFO and raped the annoying nun

>>85398372
Too much baby face. Needs more woman.
But the Sex scene between the two most attractive people in got was good.

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was she lowkey into it

>>85399779

Strong supraorbital ridges

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>>85399779

>>85399745
On his way to winterfell I imagine to tell Jon the big news.

Sorry Bran, your Jon is in another castle

>>85399340
#notalldothraki

>>85399704
The leaks, it's next episode

Yara gets a bit mistreated but is kept alive

>>85399775
>but I also have the hots for his sister in the same way I had the hots for his step mother
>using ''have the hots '' twice in a sentence.

>>85399779
Leave her alone.
She's beautiful.

She might have a horse face, but that white coat of fur is very unique and prized.

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>>85399375

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/ourguy/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7QWRPw0eFA
>tfw they cut scenes like THIS so we could have Greyworm and missandei smashing their gashes together for 10 minutes

new preston when???

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Could someone post the Varys webm of him getting hit with the hammer and missing Littlefinger. Pls.

>>85399843

I've heard British people use the phrase

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>>85398424

>>85399654
Problem is the scene is ruined by him not actually answering why he supported Viserys.

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WHY DO HALF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS FUCKING SHOW EXIST

>"H-hey guyss...I hope you didn't forget about the cripple kid that has been doing jackshit for 3 seasons!"

>O-oh, yea-ah r-remember that girl that after stepping into a foreign land and becoming a magic wielding assassin ditched their order completely and came back to square 1? W-well here she is kicking butt!

>"Here we h-have THAT girl who her father got pregnant and there she is r-reading or something? Yeah with you know...THAT fat man...y-you didn't forgot about the fatman right?"

>>85399791
I foreshadow my dick up your ass m8.

The entire Bran plotline is garbage.

>>85398214
>"we need to make this guy hated by the audience"
>have him kill off the roundly derided sand sneks
BRAVO D&D

>>85399654
>its a reddit poster episode

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>>85399849

Are the noises that jorah makes when he is having his greyscale removed disturbing to anyone else? He sounds like a dog. Has anyone ever been in a similar situation and had to mask their screams of pain?

>>85399825
Imagine being Hot Pie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another innkeeper in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hot Pie and not only sit in that chair while Arya looks up to you with her deformed troll face and her breath literally overheats the pie you were eating. The favorable lighting barely concealing her Britbong teeth and leathery face, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while you have to redo the scene 100 times due to continuously vomitting in your mouth forcing you to retake the scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and MILF inn keeper wenches your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Riverrun. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her bushy ass eye brows as she wipes it off and raises them suggestively, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then D&D call for another take, and you know you could kill and bake every single person in this room before the Brotherhood could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hot Pie. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Dany will die and bran will warg on drogon to kill night king. That's all he has to do, that's the only reason he is needed.

>>85399869
old white males btfo

>>85399904

and there it is

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>>85399873

>>85399474
>The only slightest clever part of this episode was Olenna trying to get Daenerys to not listen to her advisors, since it makes sense that Olenna just wants to see everything burn after losing all of her relevant descendants.
>he actually thinks this scene wasn't meant with sincerity

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This bitch cannot die soon enough, burned alive when?

>>85399825
>Do you like creampies
Roll credits.

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>>85397694
>keep that bitch

>>85399779
At least she's actually doing something instead of wasting everyone's fucking time for two goddamn seasons.

>>85399889
So was your sister, but I didn't complain

>>85398856
they weren't expecting an attack so maybe they didn't have time to smear their weapons with poison

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Characters who will never ever die:
>Jon Snow
>Daenerys Targaryen
>Tyrion Lannister
>Sansa Stark
>Arya Stark
>Bran Stark
>Samwell Tarly
>Davos Seaworth
>Missandei
>Grey Worm
>Varys
>Brienne of Tarth
>Podrick Payne
>Lyanna Mormont

If you disagree you are silly and gay.

I hate the fact that there are so many "safe" characters.
Back in the day you could believe that ANYONE could die.

Not anymore.

>>85399463
They've spoiled Tarly joining the GC, thanks DnD.

>>85399863
>Sexually attracted to his sister who happens to be the biggest bitch in the entire known world
>possibly views brienne as a future sexual conquest should Cersei die

Jaime is good in combat but man, he has horrible taste in women

>>85399887
>Why does Arya exist

Austimal question

>>85399932
thank you anon

>>85399966
Tarly dies.

>>85399872
He has 2 hours. Or else.

How the fuck didn't Arya know Jon is alive and King of the North by now?

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>>85399942

>>85399904
Holy shit I hope it never dies

>>85399942
>Oh look, a penny!

>>85399222
He should treat the undead threat more seriously. Earlier he was always thinking about dangers. Now the army of undead that can't be reasoned with comes and he's just like.

>Fugging Sansa is a priority
>Throne is a priority

>>85399957
Grey Worm dies next episode nigga

>>85399999
checked

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>>85399999
Very nice.

Is Jamie a good character again?

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>>85399904
all my keks

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>>85399797
Mum likes Jon, thinks he's hot. Dad likes Littlefinger and Jaime for being interesting characters, although obviously LF has become a joke now. Sad.

>>85399957
Literally the first character on your list already died

>>85399999
oh fuck I got quints!

>>85399999
This is one of my favs

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IMAGINE BEING A FAT FUCK
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU FIND THIS PRETTY

>>85398954
Jon is ahead of her in succession, actually.

>>85399998
Im waiting for the Shooting stars montage.

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>>85399999

>>85399997
You're right people never talk about it

>>85397815
I dont know about him intentionally jumping off the boat as reek. I think he used it as a disguise to have Euron believe he hasnt changed and that he is no threat to him. He did after all take in his surroundings noticing he was outnumbered and the only way to save himself was to transform back into the person he was trying to save himself from becoming again

>>85400078
What is dead may never die.

>>85399997
It's almost like they live in a time without fast means pf communication

>>85399999
good quints with a nice gif, well done

Reminder not to trust frickidoctor, he just takes leaks then strings them with bullshit (guesses) to make it a storyline

How the fuck Euron built such a huge fleet in a few months? Why is that in Deny's court everyone is either a woman or an eunuch (or eunuch nigger)? How do they want to kill dragons with ballistas?

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>>85400106
That meme got stale months ago. Let it die with some semblance of dignity

>>85399957
I see Pod or Brienne dying soon for shock value, Pod most likely. And either Grey Worm or Missandei are as good as dead, probably GW.

Wonder if Pod and Tyrion will ever reunite as an awesome reddit moment for the fans.

>>85400105
>Targs
>in the line of succession

>>85400099
All jokes aside, she is so ugly now that it's physically painful to watch her scenes.

>>85400047
Baelish is Azor Ahai reborn. He's going to use his talents of double speak and negotiation to get NK to go back to the lands of spooky winter

>>85399902
>Has anyone ever been in a similar situation and had to mask their screams of pain?

I drilled a screw through my thumb once and bit my belt as I unscrewed it out. I can't really remember the noises I made, I just remember nearly destroying the belt.

Fuck off and do another poo montage, Sam

>>85400113
If he was acting, then he is a damn good actor. He was starting to twitch and everything

>>85400155
>shock value
>pod

wew oh no they killed the fucking fag oh woe is me why did it have to happen

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>>85399999

>>85399944
>pointless scene extending something she did in the final episode of season six
>pointless scene written specifically for the actress because it was her birthday and she's a fan of a musician
>not-pointless scene giving character information, points deducted for scene being too long
>pointless scene showing her making a decision most people figured out she had made
>pointless scene with a direwolf because people wanted to see a direwolf
>actually doing something
at best she's now just wasting 80% of my time instead of 100% of it

>>85399957
Only person who isn't ever dying no matter what is Arya because GURM promised his wife he wouldn't let her die. Grey Worm has a decent chance of dying, same with Brienne and Davos. If D&D and GRRM have some balls maybe they'll let Jon or Dany die as the ultimate hero to fight off the White Walkers.

In the other thread we have decided that the White Walkers are just infected with the Northern version of Greyscale, called Whitescale.

Samwell Tarly will end the Long Night after performing a seven hour procedure where he surgically debrides and disinfects the entire body of the Night King and reverses the curse of the Children of the Forest.

>>85400105
He meant cause jonerys is confirmed

GET HYPE

>>85399732
reddit please leave

>>85398288
kek how didnt this get more love

Ultimate proof that these generals are /reddit/ I guess

>>85400137
Why don't they kill Theon already?

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>>85400099
>>85400164
Why does everyone bully Arya here?

>>85399904

10/10

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>>85399779
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
>“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
>“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
>“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
>“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
>“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
>“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
>“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Paki

I KNEW THAT THIS FEMINIST BS WOULD DIE AFTER THE ELECTIONS. ALL THAT STRONK WYMYN BS WAS INCLUDED IN THE SHOW LAST YEAR BECAUSE CLINTON PAID FOR IT.

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>>85400201
>Can't like something without automatically having come from Reddit
Fuck off

>>85399779
She's not Dany.

>>85400137
Tyrion is not an eunuch or a nigga. You're right that he's the only one though, didn't even realize.

>>85400049
Is that leaked? Probably will though, thats why him and missandei had their scene

>>85400167


>I heard you want to conquer westeros
>Braaaaaains
>Let me propose a deal.....
>Brainssssssssss
>And how about a..
>Rarrrrgh brainnns

Shouldn't Dany have had this conversation with Varys earlier?

>Funny woman power quip
>Quick reaction shot of another female character smirking

>>85400193
as long as it has a shit montage while he's doing it, I'm okay with this.

>>85399637
reddit

>>85400142
>>cup has Sarah written on it

>>85400137
> Plothole
> Tyrion has a normal sized cock
> Dragons are not invincible
Did you complain when drogon was pierced by spears on season 5 too? It's based on that information that qyburn worked. I too wish it would be something more clever than brute Force, but I'll bite it. Finding a secret targeryan book hidden in the depths of the red keep that shows a secret week point of the dragons would also seem rather deus ex machina

>>85400183
He's been a fan favourite starting season 4 onwards, at latest since when he was paired with Brienne. People mourned for Gren and Pip, why not for him?