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>Dude Steven Spielberg talked to me on AOL This guy

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>Dude Steven Spielberg talked to me on AOL

This guy needs psychiatric help
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James said he spent 7+ years in a special ed school as a kid. So it fits.
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>>85392510
How much do you reckon his vidya/movies/music collection is worth?
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daily reminder
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>>85392510
>>85393842
wtf source?
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>>85394144
based ryan
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>>85394484

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzUYPt0OAGY

Skip to around 18 minutes in.
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>>85394073

At least $10,000. Plus he didn't pay for any of it. His fans mailed it to him. Like RLM who have paid nothing for their massive collection of movies either.
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Anyone got the clip of Mike being out of his mind drunk on a livestream?
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>>85394073
>>85395261
Mike's collection is bigger. I'd say their collections are worth at least 50k each.
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>>85395406

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZx0GDZR7A
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>>85395406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obvHYtBJajI
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>>85395540
Thanks, Mike has really lost his way over the last year or so and James seems to have got his shit together, funny how things turn out
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>>85395540
>>85395569
this is painful to watch, jesus christ
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James' retardation is kind of endearing, Mike's brand is just off putting and mean.
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>>85395459
Mike's collection is purely movies right? The AVGN has thousands of video games (rare and first editions and shit too), and as many movies as Mike.

I think the AVGN's collections is way more expensive.
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>>85396057
Mike is the real AVGN
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if you look closely James is scared of Mike. it's almost like Mike is holding him hostage
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>>85396489
Mike is creepy as shit.
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>>85396489
he probably kind of is. he needs james to keep up the avgn so he can keep his cushy totally-not-NEET gaming lifestyle
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>>85396489
Mike has the biggest dong.
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I love AVGN/Cinemassacre, but they really suck at playing games.
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>>85396697
That's because they had actually had sex.
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>>85395261
>he didn't pay for any of it

To be fair his collection was HUGE before he started doing the show.

>>85395649
The ratings for mike-led videos are much lower than James-led shows. Mike is truly insufferable sometimes.

You watch Board-James? Mike plays an exaggeration of himself, and they call him "motherfucker mike". He's genuinely a bit of a cunt.
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Why did he get shitcanned?
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>>85396697
>avgn will probably always overshadow his comfy movie-related content
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>tfw no more monster madness

What shall I do this Halloween?

To be fair to him, Monster Madness was fucking insane with the amount of videos and content he churned out in such a short timeframe.

I absolutely loved his Hammer film series.
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>>85396856
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>>85396075
I think he meant Mike as in Cinemassacre Mike. The AVGN's collection is basically an extension of his.
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>>85394073
Not nearly as much as Pat's. That fucker has an nes test unit and one of those blockbuster console rental cases for everything.

Seriously dude must be rich.
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>>85395261
RLM were making and talking films and shit long before Plinkett took off,, same with James. They probably already had huge collections before people started sending shit in
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I know there's been a big influx of Mike Matei shitposting the past year, but why was this?

Honestly a lot of his stuff is comfy, but I mostly refer to his full game playthroughs like A Link To The Past and the original Zelda. He knows his shit and doesn't talk gibberish so it's really fun to watch, I was quite shocked considering I always thought he was an annoying cunt.

So what has he been doing that's got everyone hating him so much?
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>>85396870
Rewatch old ones, that's what I'm gonna do. That Godzilla marathon might be worth a second view.
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>>85393842
He seemed pretty well adjusted given the movies he was making as a kid. I don't see why he needed to be put in a special ed school.
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Brrrrown bricks, in mooine crap
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>>85397716
his penis posting and his loco bandito comics
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>>85397841
Loco Bandito is pure kino
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>>85393842
he was probably just pretending to be retarded, we've all been there
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So glad this shit is banned from /vr/ now. Please continue keeping this faggot shit away from there. :-)
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>>85398040
> :-)

Please do not ever come into one of my threads again.
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>>85396489
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>>85398040
please nobody goes there anyway
Go circle jerk over atari crap you are no better than them
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>>85397972
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>>85397972
>this was made by a grown up
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FUCK YOU MIKE AND YOUR FAT DICK I HATE YOUR FUCKING CLOWN FACE AND YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LEECH OFF A SUCCESS PERSON, YOU HAVE A TRANNY TIER GF AND PLAY NES GAMES ALONE WHILE DRUNK. PLEASE END YOURSELF AND NEVER MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO AGAIN YOU FUCKING INSUFFERABLE FAGGOT
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brown bricks
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>>85398751
>being this jealous
Sad!
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>>85397972
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>>85396489
That's clearly James flinching in a "this gay guy is getting a little too close to me" kinda way
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>>85396856
He tried to assault jontron and james wasn't okay with that
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>>85399188
what are you talking about
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>>85398234

Real dumb question, but why does anyone want a TV that big? I recently got a 55 inch and it kind of hurts my eyes just watching it in my room.
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>>85397716
>Was caught playing over recorded game footage to look like he was beating hard games in real time
>Was caught shitposting on /vr/ and /v/ at least 5 times trying to defend himself
>Posted dick pics on Twitter and Reddit under official Cinemassacre accounts where minors could see
>Started deleting posts and banning anyone on Reddit who mentioned Miney Crafta, Elmo, the dick pics, the drunk stream, and firing Bootsy
>Banned all 9 Reddit mods after one of them leaked conversations about what to do to cover Mike’s alcoholism and sociopathic behaviour
>Created a sock puppet account (Elvis8Atari) to try and white knight himself on Reddit after the enormous backlash. Fans see through it
>Fans google to find a history of Mike using Elvis8Atari to shitpost for over 10 years, and find an old fan page created by him for the Atari game Kaboom
>A fan clicks on the e-mail link on that page to find Mike’s old email address, which includes the term “locobandito”
>Mike’s old comic strip, The Loco Bandito, is found at another old website of his. The comic speaks for itself and reveals Mike’s dark racism and inability to create setups and punchlines
>Hires a lawyer to scrub the comics from the internet archive and a PR team to put out the fire he created
>Is found to have created 22 fake accounts on Reddit, presumably used to defend himself
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>>85400254
it is probably too big for your room
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>>85400254
Depends on viewing distance. There's an optimal size based on how far you are from the TV.
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>>85395261
I sent him a replacement for Friday the 13th. Wrote me a very nice letter and AVGN card signed by him and Mike, which was cool because I wasn't expecting a reply.
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>>85400289
Don't forget: fucked over an old woman he commissioned to create a klingon costume for an AVGN episode, and was getting really pervy with a 16 year old on tumblr, claiming he was "taking a break from fucking his girlfriend doggystyle for 3 hours - the load was huge" lol that's some virgin brag talk
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>>85400289
Any video footage of this?
>Was caught playing over recorded game footage to look like he was beating hard games in real time
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>>85400289
>Posted dick pics on Twitter and Reddit under official Cinemassacre accounts where minors could see

Fucking hell, what.

Is Mike just breaking down mentally, jealous over James' life and relative success?
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>>85400289
truly our guy
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>>85400568
source?
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>>85395540
>>85395569
Jesus, this gave me a solid kek. Shocked he didn't say anything offensive
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>>85397972
is this legit Matei ?
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>>85396760
NEVER HAD SEX.
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>>85401232
It is. Just take a look at the title cards from some older AVGN episodes. The art style is pretty much identical.
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>>85395977
Why? Hes playing a video game drunk. What is painful about it?
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>>85395835
This one is genuinely funny though.
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>>85400289
Wow what a douche
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>>85396489
kek what the fuck is that moment
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I thought he was just kind of quirky but ever since he said he went to "special school" I've noticed how much retarded shit he says and how he pronounces a lot of words wrong.
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The Loco Bandito is the only funny thing Matei has ever done
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Why didnt Mike ever do porn? Having a legitimate 10 inch penis is all you need to have endless work in that industry.

Ron Jeremy is still fucking 18 year olds on camera in his mid 60s.
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did he really post his dick on twitter?
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>>85395540
>WHAT?!? PHANTOM MONKEY CHEESE?
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>>85401536
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>>85401902
he's a big guy
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>>85401232
There was a screen shot of Mike talking about the loco bandito strips and how he tried to get them published but no one had the balls. lol yeah that's it... no one had the balls
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>>85401232
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_rlFDiN4cE
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>>85394144
i wish Ryan would hit the gym
I don't hate him, but I hate seeing his ugly fatass.
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>>85396489
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>>85402328
pathetic
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>>85402328
lol alright, Im not defending mike anymore.
He literally exposed Irate Gamer for doing the same type of shit.
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>>85402249
>I spied on him one day on that camera thing
What did Mike mean by that?
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>>85392510
The board isn't for miserable youtube has beens, fuck off. Use the youtube comments, you just come here to spam this idiot and his channel.
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>>85402637
I wonder what he was thinking
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>>85402637
what video is this from?

lol hes so fat
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Mike definitely has a drink and possibly a drug problem, he looks pale most of the time and if you in some of the more recent vids his gut looks huge. It leads to erratic behaviour such as posting dick pics on twitter, deleting any posts that are in any way negative about him on /r/thecinemassacre, doing livestreams while being totally wasted, and using fake accounts to post positive comments on Mike and Ryan vids.
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>>85403294
Mike is getting a bit fat.
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>>85403294
explains why the use a weird filter on every video these days
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>>85403260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj498-wkOz4
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>>85403371
Yeah, maybe it's to hide the alcohol sweats
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>>85401314
>>85401718
This is terrible. 14 year olds could write better jokes.
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>>85403294
Rian is getting based though
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>>85392510

Do you believe Steven Spielberg is an ideal guide and fluence for our cultre? Do Steven Spielberg’s films question our culture? What do Steven Spielberg’s fils question? Does Steven Spielberg focus much of his fantasy life on young people? Did he portray children wallowing in sewers filled with fecal matter in Schindler’s List? Did he use children to fingerpaint an adult in Hook? Does he collect the illustrations of Norman Rockwell, such as the one showing a young boy in his underwear examined by a doctor? Are the inclinations of Steven Spielberg above suspicion by the media-fed culture? Was Steven Spielberg very friendly with Michael Jackson? Wasn’t Michael Jackson supposed to play Peter Pan in Steven Spielberg’s version of the story? Now that Michael Jackson is no onger held in favor by the mass media, does Spielberg associate with him? Do Michael Jackson and Steven Spielberg share similar opinions about the sexuality of young boys?
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>tfw no Monster Madness this year'

Why live?
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>>85403672
>tfw no Monster Madness this year'

Why not?
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>>85403925

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IXf0uwoFuI
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Does Mike have real job? What about James? Does he plan to support his family by making internet videos for the rest of his life?
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>>85403976
>Does Mike have real job?

Sucks dicks for pennies
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>>85400448
they should make an episode where Ryan hits the gym
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>>85402363
Someone who used to work for Ryan was posting a few weeks ago, and he made it seem like Ryan was instrumental in getting Bootsy fired because he knew of some shady business shit that Ryan and Mike were trying to pull behind James's back
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>>85404325
what happened
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>>85404325
It's no accident that Bootsy and Ryan are never in any vids together.
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>>85403603
this isn't a picture of Rian
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>>85404500
Maybe Ryan outwardly supported Trump and it bothered Bootsy
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>>85404682
are you implying that Ryan is /ourguy/?
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>>85404941
yes
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>Watch james and mike play the new godzilla
>They are extremely confused and upset when they learn it doesnt have local multiplayer and they cant play together
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what's his name again?
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>>85405066
well not having local multiplayer is gay
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>>85405311
Ryan
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>>85405311
he looks like one of those fat guys that sings for a crappy punk band
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>>85405364
What is with fat guys and punk rock anyways
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>>85403672

There's a good youtube channel called 80's Horror Classics or something which is basically just non-stop year round Monster Madness.
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>>85405403
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>>85404682
Ryan is a full-on SJW and unironically uses the word problematic all the time. He's Tumblr, but skinnier.
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>>85405311
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His name is boring fat fuck who constantly sounds like he needs to blow his nose and is somehow gross to listen to because of it.
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requesting the pic of Mike with make up on
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>>85405403
>>85405467
>those abysmal views
Is it your channel?
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>>85405963
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has rolfe ever done livestreams like mike does?
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>>85406676
once
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>>85405963
That's why they use those terrible filters now on every video, because everyone noticed how much makeup Mike uses to cover the bags under his eyes, and the filters are the only option he has left
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>>85406676
he's too autistic to speak without a script. he can barely make it thru a sentence even with rehearsal
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>>85407343
>that psuedo-virgin waltz
my fucking sides
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>>85407343
his legs look like he's in low gravity
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>>85407343
dude has rickets
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>>85405311
Ryan "Bigger than Boogie" Schott
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>>85393842
I got put in a special ed class once when I refused to take the entry level algebra class, and it was absolutely miserable. It was a tiny little room with no windows and it was full of retards, though I suppose that was to be expected.
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>>85407343
>when the guy with the fedora isnt even the biggest autistic virgin in the room
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>>85401718
hmm fishy pusy
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Was it, dare I say it, pure kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOkB_bTqRuU
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>>85392510
Questions.

1. What the fuck happened to Bootsy?

2. Is it true Mike has a huge cock? If so, I need pics.

3. How does James have a wife but I don't?
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>>85408364
Fired.

Supposedly, stop being a fag.

You're a fag.
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who was in the wrong here?
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>>85393842
My parents almost sent me to a special ed school until I asked for my birthday gift to be that I dont go there and they listened. Graduated with honours from highschool currently in uni. Thinking back that was a depressing year.
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>>85404682
>>85404941
>>85405034
No, this isn't true. Ryan banned me from a live chat for saying, "Vote Trump tomorrow in the primaries."

Meanwhile, all the Berniebros were shilling the fuck out of him with no ban.
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>>85396856
Got a DUI and coke possession. Currently under house arrest.
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>>85408487
Why fired?

It ain't gay to fap to traps.

N-no you.
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>>85408364
Fired for being much better at games than Mike, funnier than Mike, smarter than Mike, more chill than Mike, and more liked by the fans than Mike

Also, Mike has posted two different dick pics that were two completely different dicks. He apparently took them from a gay dating app. Not his own. But I'm sure he's ready to pass it off as it was all a big joke
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>>85407448
Did you have to stay in the class the whole year?
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>>85407676
Mike is the definition of a man child. This is something a 9 year old would make.
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>>85400289
Nice job. This sums up the recent drama pretty good. Forgot to mention the part when Bootsy was unexpectedly fired while working on a new Bootsy Beats episode, and then Mike rushed to put out a Tyson Punch Out walkthrough of it before Boots could finish. That's also the video where he was caught playing over pre recorded game footage I think. Can't believe people still defend Mike
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>>85409291
He cheats we know that, to bad what happened to bootsy tough.
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>>85409291
>>85409559
Feels like cinemassacre fell off a cliff once Bootsy left. I know I'm not the only one who noticed. I wonder if they can ever come back from that stupid decision or if it's too late. James seems burnt out and Mike's mental health is scary at this point. He has the worst decision making instincts I've ever seen! I hate to admit it to myself but I think it's over for them
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>>85409076
Three years because they kept holding me back for some reason saying I couldn't do stuff to good it was literally rasicm.
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>>85409952
Seriously, videos with Bootsy were max comfy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V24lQaB2Rkk
Fuck, live JonTron was legit funny (compared to his over-produced prop-filled solo videos)
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>>85395261
Lol he paid for most of his collection including the most expensive shit like NWC
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>>85409952
>>85410383
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>>85404500
Wait what what?
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FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BOOTSY

RYAN IS BEST FRIEND NOW

BOOTSY MANY TOO PROUDY
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>>85410485

eh, still not funny
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>>85397247
hello pat. you're gay.
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>>85410844
I believe you mean ECH.
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why isn't bootsy in any more videos

he was actually good at video games and super down to earth and relatable

wtf
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>>85403603

Is this his face when his wife is getting fucked by black cock?
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>>85407448
>It was a tiny little room with no windows and it was full of retards, though I suppose that was to be expected.

Literally 4chan.
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>>85392510
>building a realistic VHS rental store in your basement
Is this something a normal person does ?
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>>85410956
Mike got jealous people liked him more so he kicked him out.
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>>85410383
mike had to of felt that bootsy was a threat to his reputation because he was so well liked, so he got rid of him for his own selfish reasons. they were friends since high school. mikes a sociopath no doubt in my mind. he'd do the same to james, but he needs james to survive financially
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>>85410956
He was too proudy.
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>>85411021
>Mike got jealous people liked him more so he kicked him out.
Confirmed by both a Reddit moderator who worked closely with Mike and with a former coworker of Ryan's. Mike deserves all this hate, that selfish pathological liar. Surprised he's not shitposting in here yet
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>>85400289
BASED
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Confirmed autism??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJB4ZKLA60E
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>>85411388
Stop posting Mike
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>>85401029
A massive autist, yeah
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>>85409076
No, a semester until I was able to prove that I could go to the geometry class, since I already learnt the algebra in middle school. I transferred from a private to a public school, and I wasn't going to sit and relearn shit I learned in 4th grade.
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>>85411628
Ah, that's good. I can only imagine how awkward that must have been.
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>>85411720
I would wait until the hallways cleared before actually going in, and I wasn't too keen on sharing that information with anyone. Real shit show, Public Schools
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>>85411628

>learnt

They should have put you in an english class.
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>>85411019
Why wouldn't it be
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>>85396697

I love AVGN too. No matter how shitty his videos might become his show will always have special pace in my heart because its just too comfy
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>>85407343
What in the fuck is wrong with James' Legs??? Ive seen and known he fuckibg does this but can anybody explain what the hell that is?
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>>85412413

He's got long ass balls.
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>>85412478
it looks like when one of those cheap plastic combs gets a few of its teeth bent
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>>85407343
looks like he had to shit
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>>85412478
I almost wish I still worked in retail just so I could scan him.
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>>85403976
If you make enough money why not?
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>>85405311
what video was this from?
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what's his name again?
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>>85412806
Fat boring guy
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>>85412063
Both are correct, however learnt is favoured.
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>>85412806
Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
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>>85412806
Ryan "600 Pound Life Isn't Just a TV Show" Schott
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>>85412806
Ryan "Hey Mike, you gonna eat that Tater-Tot?" Schott
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>>85412806
What's his end game?
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>>85412478
I'd say that he should start wearing a hat, but it would keep slipping off from the grease in his hair
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>>85412569
He should've just shit his pants and went into his AVGN character
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>>85413034
A coronary.
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>>85407448
I had a similar thing happen. I ended up in a what was essentially a special ed class in yr8 because my spelling was bad and my hand writing shit. The school called it something else, but all the students just called it the retard class.

What was weird though, was that I was in the class for the year above me. Like there was like 5 other people in my year level that were also in a retard class, but I was "too advanced for them".
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So this is apparently Mike's old comic strips.
He doesn't what a punchline is, they all just end with a drawing of a dick or vagina.

http://imgur.com/a/2Lhzq
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What did he mean by this?
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>>85413538
He's a repressed sexual deviant and a racist..... but worst of all, he's not funny
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>>85414260
He meant you're a triggered closeted cuckold for saving that image and reposting it as many times as you have.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/puR0vr8ypjOhRcLZSm_p1A/

Jesus Christ, get a fucking life you downlow nigger dick craving faggot.
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>>85411431
Every time they do an impression I have to skip forward it's unbearable.
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>>85403976
Lol he's set for life at this point. Minimim 1.5m views on EVERY AVGN video. Half a mil sometimes over 1m on James and Mike. Not to mention donations and revenue from the Cinemassacre site.
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>>85414454

>He's posted it at least twice a week since 2014, including on Christmas Eve every year
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>>85392510
That was the only interesting part of that video. Once again Mike brings absolutely nothing to the table and James carries things with his funny little anecdotes.
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>>85411019
I'd do it if I had the money, but that doesn't really answer your question.

I just miss them so much.
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>>85395835
kek
based mike
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>>85411019
Id love too, there is a video store in my town and the set up they have is max comfy. Only in a small time would they still survive.
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>>85414454
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE KIDDING. PLEASE TELL ME HE'S A BOT AND NOT A REAL PERSON
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>>85395540
Is he drunk ?
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>>85410902
Implying you wouldn't
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>>85407343
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>>85415515
what's wrong with his right leg? does he have a deformity?
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>>85413325
They almost did that to me when I was 5 because I had trouble cutting along lines and writing. It took me months to be able to write my name correctly, as I recall. Fortunately, my dad convinced the school that I was capable because I could already read and do math just fine.
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>>85415124
Leave Mike alone. He's just going through a rough patch and is getting support from his family and friends. This is harassment! - Elvis8Atari
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>>85415625
he got into a car accident
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>>85411431
Jesus that is fucking awful. It's seriously painful.
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my theory is that the channel started moving towards sponsored content and bootsy wasn't really into shilling.
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>>85416019
Hmmm... wonder who could have been behind all that.
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>>85415793
Really?
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>>85416184
https://youtu.be/A9eA8DTEK8M
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it's also pretty clear that if it wasn't for matei, AVGN never would've reached the public. so he pretty much gets a lifetime free pass.
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>>85416497
He says he wasn't hurt. So he just has a gibbled retard leg. Neat.
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>>85392510

To be fair, it wasn't too uncommon for certain celebrities to be on AOL at the time. They'd do Q&A stuff to promote whatever bullshit. Kind of like the Reddit Q&A's now.
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Justice for Bootsy when?
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>>85416539
t. Elvis8Atari
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2004-2008 videos were great, 2009-2011 were good, and 2012-2013 were decent for AVGN. After that things started getting progressively shittier for AVGN and Cinemassacre and Mike is to blame. It's like 2016 Nostalgia Critic levels of terrible at this point. RIP Cinemassacre.
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>>85417132
Bootsy will never come back as long as Mike is part of Cinemassacre.
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>>85411431
0:52 Damn, when did James become the better looking one. Dude is a fucking stud
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>>85418364
Amazing what a little weight loss and scalp medication can do for your appearance.
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Pat the NES fuck only exists because James needed to use his game cartridge. No one would even know who that fucker is if wasn't in that awful episode.
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Oh shit! It's the Shadow Bandito!
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>>85414260
Is that really his wife? She's pretty hot
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>>85418618
His podcast is probably the only place for legit retro video game news
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>>85418789
No she's an actress. His wife made him change the script to let her get BLACKED instead of James missing her.
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I'm a neighbor of James. I live a few doors down. We used to have an inside joke in our street that we could always tell when James was editing his films because he would always play heavy metal music at deafening volumes, all the while he was drinking straight spirits heavily. Most editing sessions would last long into the night, where James would consume multiple bottles of rum, whisky and vodka. Too many times I can remember being kept up until the early hours of the morning, only to be disturbed by James in the street either screaming hysterically or fighting with his wife. His wife is an angel. She puts up with so much shit just so James can follow "his dream", or "his dragon" as he calls it during his drunken rants.
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James was into cucking before it was popular on /tv/
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>>85418995
jesus...
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She actually has her name in the credits of Jame's movie. How much input do you think James even had on his own movie? Fucking Kevin Finn and his wife probably told him exactly what to do.
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>>85392510
He acknowledges it probably wasn't him, if you listened to the whole story. James is a good Youtuber, and you are an assblasted niggerfaggot who drinks donkey dookie through a tube.

Seriously though, his only weak videos now are some of his AVGN videos since the character really brings James' positives as a content creator down, at this point in time. Overall he's a comfy content creator, and a really consistent good watch.
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>His fans send him $300k on indiegogo to make an avgn movie
>A black manlet is the star
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>>85419222
What video was it?

I liked the Planet of the Apes video.
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>>85419273
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How can he edit with heavy metal music blasting?
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>>85395540
>>85395569
>>85395835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHsxCjuKfoY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epy139bX4E8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW8cSYfWCbM
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>>85419489

meant for >>85418995
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>>85414637
>>85414454
Holy fuck. It's crazy how many memes are legitimately just one autist spamming something over and over again until somebody else joins in.
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>>85407676
>tell jon i said Hi and I spied on him one day on that camera thing. haha later
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>>85419300
The video in question was either part 1 or part 2 of his Super Metroid playthrough
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>>85419885
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