Spider-Man 1:
>Box Office: $821.7 million
Spider-Man 2:
>Box Office: $783.8 million
Spider-Man 3:
>Box Office: $890.9 million
Amazing Spider-Man:
>Box Office: $757.9 million
Amazing Spider-Man 2:
>Box Office: $709 million
Spider-Man: Homecoming:
>Box office: $571.7 million
Spider-Flops, Spider-Flops
Making movies in Marvels sweatshops
Hollands a joke, like his penis size,
Garfields' appealing like a corpse with flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Flops.
Is Tobey strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive box office blood.
Can he make a hit from a dud
Take a look at the third entry
Hey, there McGuire
There goes the Spider-Man.
>>85388393
Is that adjusted for inflation?
Cats is reeeing
>>85388393
Which markets hasn't this movie released yet? Japan? China?
They saw how ugly MJ is this time and were like fuck that shit
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Lol
they should've gotten that girl from the last bayformers instead of the nigress to play MJ
>>85389697
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/china-delays-release-spider-man-homecoming-valerian-1020258
>>85388393
1. When spiderman came out there weren't many superhero movies and the demand was high, everyone was excited for superheroes unlike now when it's just the norm.
2. The movie is still in theaters, it will make more money. Won't reach 1 billion but still it made its money back.
>/tv/ still doesnt know what a flop means
>>85388393
someone spent time creating this 'song'?!
anyway
small spiderman was aight film was gud