/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

>>85383450
https://pastebin.com/Ag6evX8s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6kx4-YP3xE

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>>85383450
HELLO FRENLO :^)

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david lunch lol

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>old man yells at clouds

>>85383564
I loved this shot.

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>>85383450
What did they mean by this?

>>85383450
was the person in the passenger seat shot or just monged out?

>>85383564
https://youtu.be/X0yGes5wBSY

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So Gersten Hayward is Stephen's mother?

Why is Shelly such an incorrigible whore?

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That episode was the last straw. What an irredeemable piece of fucking garbage this season has become. I'm out.

L O L

>>85383605
It was a zombie.

I want old (young) Albert back.
https://youtu.be/kf0ZvY2usbY

>>85383653
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
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H
E
D

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YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISOULA

MONTANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>85383652
literally brain damaged from Leo's abuse
I can't understand how anyone could leave that cutiepie Bobby

>>85383682
his strength in the original series was making quick witty retorts and he just doesn't have the energy for it in this new season - a bit shame. any scene with him, lynch and diane is too fucking slow for that kind of humour
did find the cat thing funny ngl

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New episode is up in South Sudan

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Sheryl Lee is afraid of heights!

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>worried about daughter
>need to console her
>nope, someone needs their dick sucked!

>>85383560
ahahahha, based lunchposter

>>85383645
No, she's banging him.

>>85383824
i wish she would suck my dick

damn fine woman eer i mean slut

>>85383645
Wow, you completely misinterpreted that scene. They were in that hotel room fucking.

>Euro time
>shitposting and memeposting no stop
they should just be all banned

>>85383885
>Wow, you completely misinterpreted that scene
Perhaps they were mother and son AND fucking
Really makes ya think

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>ywn receive this expression from shelly
why even live bros

>>85383930
>wanting that loose whore
kys

>>85383930
so i can jack off to this

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ONLY A B HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHILE THEY GAVE GAME OF THRONES AN A-
FUCKING KILL ME

Dear 4Chan friends,

David here, please ask me any questions you may have about Twin Peaks: the Return. Oh and remember to meditate.

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was this the funniest moment of the episode?
literally howled

>>85383977
>AV Pleb
Who gives a shit?

>>85383977
Literally what publication is this

>>85383450
Anyone else laugh really hard at bobby just standing there watching?

>>85383977
source?

>>85383977
who

>>85383652
Red is magic

>>85383986
It's more of a TOOT than a DOOT, anon.

>>85383811
I so fucking wish this was true.

>>85383986
The part where Hastings' head blows off is funny too.

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>>85383999
I laughed at this

7 episodes left, guys.

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>>85383999
I got a good laugh out of the way he looked at the kid

Shelly is a worthless turboslut

There was absolutely no transition in between. She was a completely different person in that scene, what the hell. Her daughter looking at bobby like "yeah, I can see your pain". I didn't wish for her to get killed by her daughter at the beginning but maybe put that scene later on and I would be slightly alright with that

>>85384038

That woodman just swooshed right in there

Candie?

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hey /tpg/, are you interested in seeing my new car?

>>85384041
>>85384069
hive-timed

>>85383986
Anything with the Mitchum bros.

>general audience finally warming up to Dougie after latest episode
>perfect time for real Coop to come back, losing Dougie forever

LYNCHED

>>85384123
can- *tssk* candie!

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>>85384041
>>85384069

>>85384159
tomorrow

best episode ,

I wonder who took initiative breaking up with the other. Bobby or Shelly?

>>85384195
mfw the whole episode

>>85383560
lol

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>>85383986
>is that a cherry pie?
best line without a doubt

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>>85384159
He's literally me.

>>85383975
tibet was contained in one episode though
I think he makes just one passing reference to it later

>>85383763
>>It makes perfect sense for Dougie Coop to want cherry pie. It's not a "reference,"
>But dougie is a blank slate he just eats and drinks what people would give him he can't even talk he only repeats, he never would have cherry pie if mike didn't call him over to the shop.
He enjoys pissing. That's not a reference, that's just basic instinct.
Likewise, he likes coffee, and the intern guy even uses it to lure him into Mullins's office, because even Dougie Coop has the instinct to go get it for himself.
He probably smelled cherry in the bakery and just hovered over the cherry pie until the teller got the message.
"You want the cherry one?"
"Cherry... one..."

>>85383975
>>Now, if he had a "Tibet" scene, that would qualify as a "'MEMBERRR?" moment
>Why? It'd be exactly the same thing.
It's not a basic instinct. All Dougie Coop really understands right now is his digestive system, and to a lesser extent his dick.

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>>85384123

Is Hawk's map the same one the Indian chief gave to Lewis?

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>>85384041
>>85384069

electricity, walk with me

>more pukekino

>>85383682
I miss it too, but he's spent the majority of his career at this point without his friend and largely in the dark about the mysteries of Twin Peaks. His mellow and perceptive style complements Gordon's aloofness and compensates for a lack of Cooper nicely. Still a shame, though

>>85384038

>He's dead

>>85384292
>that lighting

That scene was kino.

>>85383560
lmao

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>mfw HOWLING

Anyone have a webm of the vortex scene? It was great.

>>85384435
everything about that desert was kino, especially the dilapidated house

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Is Candy the hero we deserve?

>>85383930
Do you think this how she felt when she first met Leo. I also wondered why Leo wasn't mention by Bobby or Shelley to Becky, her relationship with Stephen is very similar.

>>85383564
I hope somebody animate that and make lynch fly all over the picture

>>85384513
Is Twin Peaks in general the twilight years of pre-SJW television? It feels like we're reaching the end of an era

>>85384544
it's more of an unspoken thing
would have been a low blow for bobby to bring that up, especially since he and shelly are probably divorced

>>85384233
Judging by Bobby's longfull glaring at her and her erratic running away to that other guy I'd say her.

>>85384584
give your head a good wobble

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>>85384041
>>85384069

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Barring Part 8, this is possibly the best episode yet. Another episode that flawlessly blends the two very contrasting personalities of Frost and Lynch when it comes to the writing.

It's the more sane episodes like these that make me feel like season 3 is not only great, but rivals the original show, the surrealist and more experimental moments of the show are amazing, but you almost expect that out of Lynch, it's too easy to view that in a vacuum and be impressed because of its mere existence, because you never see art-house on television.

But the more straight forward episodes serve as a reminder that this show is not a gimmick, or superfluous in its approach. There's so much more to it than being impressed at the spectacle. There's no mental baggage watching this show, I don't have any feelings of wishing that it was something else, that it isn't doing something right, it feels like I'm following a show that is at its peak, it feels worthwhile in a way that I had no idea revivals ever could.

Season 3 is straight up better than the original show.

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>you're staying with me tonight
that's not where she LIVES shelly

>>85384634
>Yes, it is
I agree

>>85384645
Objectively wrong. Eps. 9, 10, and 11 were all A+; every episode prior was at best a C-; and S3 isn't even remotely close to surpassing the original series, the chain of shit in S2 notwithstanding.

>>85384672
Shelly has never been able to figure out where people LIVE

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Wathing Bobby's face when Shelly went off with Red reminded me of a classic scene

imagine if you fell over and Kyle stood on you haha wouldn't that be crazy

>>85383560
Lmao everyone thought that was proof they would go to twinpeaks

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Let's see

-Shelly should have died
-Norma had the same expression for most of the episode, no fucking wonder
-Toot for a ride, loved that
-If there's one thing that scared me was that fat fuck not being dead (I mean the bitch Richard didn't completely kill and I never want to remember her name) jesus christ she's ugly in life and death
-Bobby getting cucked like that ain't cool, that was too fast of a reaction
-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAH
-The coordinates aren't coordinates
-A small town in the north w-- The policeman's dream comes first motherfucker
>Bringing dougie to the office with the coffee

Also am I wrong in assuming that what this actually is is a black hole between two mountains

I know they look more like legs from some kind of insect

Memes walk with me

post yfw you realise "The Return" is referencing how this whole series is Coop returning to sanity, not the return to Twin Peaks.

>>85383824
Best girl confirmed.

>>85384892
You don't ever want to know

>>85384892
>Also am I wrong in assuming that what this actually is is a black hole between two mountains
that's quite interesting, actually. but i think it's the thing from ep 8 (head w/ antennae)

>>85383605
Like the cowboy
A lot of lodge spirits entered the world wanting to get their Gorgonzola direct
But this has turned out to be a bad thing as it ends up poisoning them
Meanwhile the passages are closing whilst the mother of them is entering so they are running to get back (as candie says)

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>>85384645
I also sometimes think "oh I wish they did x in a certain way" but they're just they're minor points and I think the overall direction of this season is great
was thinking with this episode how the core of original twin peaks characters have been reimagined really well in s3.
got a serious feeling of s1 ben and jerry horne from everything the mitchems did this episode. something about the way they live together despite being adults, their own showgirls serving them and the contrasting personalities/ bodies despite them supposedly being brothers really captures that. it's more effective than that first appearance of ben and jerry in season 3 (which felt a bit shit) - and the dude weed lmao with jerry doesn't do it for me.
same thing with jesse, he really captures the essence of andy's whole dumb cop thing but reimagined in a new way - and andy similarly isn't as good as he used to be
I don't know that this was the best episode though, I feel like that after every part

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>>85384892
I thought the ears were Twin Peaks and the head is the black lodge hidden below. Either that or it's the weird creature from episode 8

>>85384513
The right one has the biggest tits.

>>85384728
Fuck off, pleb.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AHAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAH
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>people calling this art
is it really that good?

>>85385129
No. Now get out.

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Why does Sheriff Truman want to go to Bull Hill Guest Ranch and what could be special about Ansaldo Lake?

Also what the fuck is Hawk talking about a "Blue Pine Mountain" and it being a sacred site?

Google >>>>>>> The "always current" living map

THE POLICEMAN'S DREAM

>>85385012
>>85384956
I don't know, I assume that it could be drawn to describe several things with a similar shape instead of one. Maybe you're right and I'm right.

>>85385129
You don't ever want to know

Kyle McDonalds lol

>>85385149
t. autist

>>85385129
Nope, only video games can be art

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11 episodes of "Dougie phone home"
is this a joke? Lynch has ruined his own creation

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>>85385203

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>>85385203
DOguei get fame

>>85383564
This was fucking great.

>>85383542
when will we see him bros

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>we want the got audience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ703pF246I

>>85385191
And why is Beck on Hank's map (far right, breathing flames onto a different set of twin peaks).

>spirits can now blow out heads in real world
>dougie
>hawk pulling shit out of ass again
shit remains shit

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>>85385258

I only have room for one sassy FBI agent in my life

>Jerry Horne is trapped in the woods for the whole series
Just what the fuck, /tpg/ ?

>>85385295
They did it in the real world previously

Fuck off nigga

>bobby is the best character of season 3 so far

so evilcoops gonna kill him when they all run into each other at jack rabbits palace right?

>>85385353
He was in Ben's office in the first episode

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>>85385149
The Black Dog runs at night

>>85385367
No, Bobby is going to avenge his dad.

so what the fuck is the deal with the cherry pie?

why on earth would that be the one thing that could stop them from killing Dougie? are they just that spastic about cherry pie?

Man, I just love Bobby more and more this season.

>>85385437
You don't ever want to know

>>85385295
>If you read these stars, you find that a date that's the day after tomorrow
>They also refer you to black corn
>If you put two symbols together you get black fire

This shit really set my log on fire, and it is afraid of fire, if you know what I mean.

>>85385437
Cherry Pie is going to bring Cooper back

>>85385437
It was in the dream that belushi had and it's so weird that it would be in the dream and in the box which is so big
And at the same time helps cooper on the next step back

>cuts to norma's disapproving expression

You know what, I'm out. Maybe I'll be wrong. But this show has just been wondering with around with nothing really going on. The puking girl in the car was just the last straw. It's all well done but it's narrative is nonexistent and I never understand why Lynch gets such a pass on this. There's just nothing worth seeing from episode to episode of this show.

I'm sad to see that this his show is a trainwreck since there's nothing else on TV except for the vastly superior GoT.

>>85385356
through portal, not by woodsman

HE'S DEAD

>>85385437
did you really watch the episode and not get it? stop being such a fucking retard

>the Zone scene
>Albert saving Gordon from beaming up
>Bobby kino
>Shelly confirmed worst girl
>"You don't ever want to know"
>damn good pie saving Coop
Holy shit, this episode was just perfect from start to finish. Best one yet.
How the fuck does Lynch do it?

>>85385496
I want a gratuitous Norma-Ed old person sex scene

>>85385464
If the interview was on the 29th that means we are not doing 1 episode = 1 day since 11 would have been 1st October

>>85385518
???

I think you might be retarded.

>Dougie i've baked you a fresh cherry pie, come here buddy

Can Cooper wake up already

>>85385569

The pinnacle of comfy

>>85385477
Cooper's first non-reactive word will be.... "Audrey?"

>>85385551
When is Ed appearing btw? Everyone was convinced this episode due to sdcc

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>>85385581
forgot pic

>>85385569
as much as I love S3, nothing's more comfy than the original series

"Dirty, bearded men in a room."
/tv/ cameo confirmed

>>85385437
jesus christ. i bet you were on your phone when watching the episode

>>85385559
and there is clearly no doubt with you.

>>85385587
After the last episode I just think he might be.
DON'T BRING UP THE SONG.

how do i get a gf like candy?

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>>85385583

>>85383811
RETURN OF THE WINDOMINATOR

>>85385477
>>85385489
i understand that it's a device to help bring coop back to his senses, what i mean is what would the brothers' reasoning be for dropping their grudge if there's cherry pie in there? does belushi just think it's some kind of premonition and that's enough for him to not go through with killing "dougie"?

>>85385569
>holding the donut and the cup with one hand

Kino

Amanda Seyfried is really good this season. She's never gotten my attention in anything I've seen her in before, but here she's got really good acting skills

The dougi makes people happy all around

The message is: if you're a retard everyone will have to love you eventually

>>85385635
What about the song?

>>85385619
but I shower every morning

Gersten Hayward was in this episode, apparently. But where?

>>85385637
>Tfw Dougie is probably gonna have Candy thirsty for him too after 2 QTs

>>85385690
>in the modern world you can get by having no personality and nothing interesting to say yet people will still love you anyway
wow, bravo Lynch, bravo

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>>85385697
A shower won't clean your dirty mind

>>85385679

t. Justin

>>85385727
but my mind isn't dirty

>>85385727
S...SHUT UP!

>>85385717
>>85383645

>>85385696
There's a song by Eddie Vedder that apparently confirms that Coop doesn't come back. It's brought all the time.

>>85385676
reading my mind

>>85383930
>Have intense family crisis
>oh theres my bf gotta go!
Her laughing at Lelands grief should have told you shes a cunt

>>85385762
Well, she's grown a bit.

>>85384892
>Norma had the same expression for most of the episode, no fucking wonder
plastic surgery means she can't move her face anymore anon. Nadine won.

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>>85385149
the campfire on the map is in the same position as the coop/briggs camp site

>>85384959
What cowboy?

I don't remember no cowboy?

>>85385789
She's a cute cunt.

>>85385546
>>Shelly confirmed worst girl
Confirmed for never knowing a girl that excited to see you.
This confirmed she is best girl.

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>>85383645
What the fuck, i thought Haywards were good parents

>>85385811
Mulholland Dr.

>>85385823
Well I mean Donna the cunt was in their family.

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what the fuck do the other two do

LYNCHFAGS GOT LYNCHED AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COMFY CHERRY PIE AND DOUGHNUTS IS BACK ON THE MENU. LYNCHFAGS BTFO. COMFYKINO IS BACK

>>85385670
Fucking wake up
He had a repeating dream the whole night that messed him up
Then when they get there it's exactly like his dream and probably some post hypnotics
And the other brother can't believe such a weird thing so when it's true he goes along with it
Part of the show is weird stuff happening and how ordinary people can't understand it - it's happening all the time in twin peaks so people don't even care anymore

>>85385857

Carry ice

>>85385821
She's ditched best boy Bobby and jumped on the nearest drug-lord's dick.
She's literal trash.

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>>85385790
She's a big girl

>>85385735
>tfw Justin Short has fucked 2 of your waifus

>>85385863
Doukino is comfykino

>>85385857
Stare at the void

>>85385789
>implying Leland wasn't funny as fuck

>>85385875
Dune sequel when?

>>85385865
This.
I mean look at how Coop acts in the lodges.

>>85385873
Relationships end dude.
You have to move on.

>>85385388
>2 Sycamore Trees with an Owl.
/THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM

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>still no episode dedicated to Jack Nance
picrelated was right

>>85385857
Candy is actually the smartest of the three. The others are so braindead that they're completely unresponsive

>>85385912
>wretched shell of a man
>funny

Huh...

>>85385912
He was just hungry, man, cut him some slack

>Gordon's left hand shaking
There was some mystery left arm shaking in the original series, right before Maddy got killed.

>>85385958
fish in the percolator next episode
SCREENCAP THIS

>>85385670
i don't think it's premonition it's that belushi already didn't trust the other insurance guy. the dream just helped him go with his gut. if you will.

>>85385823
Gingers have no souls. It is cannon.

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>>85385149
>>85385953
Who is this dude?

>>85385857
cradle the balls

Damn good episode. Last weeks episode was a poor but this one made up for it. 2nd best episode after 8.

>>85384330

Goddess of this show

God damn it bros I just want to kill Douglas Jones so GOD DAMN much. I can barely contain it.
That fucking Douglas Jones. FUCK HIM.

>>85385823
seems like 80% of TP's girls just grow up to be terrible

>>85386042
It's the typical r/twinpeaks user.

>>85386042
THE COWBOY

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>>85385983

>>85386066
Why does /tpg/ hate sex?

>>85386099
BABY WANTS TO FUCK

>>85386077
Now here's a man who wants to get right down to it

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/tpg/ , do you also feel like Twin Peaks without The Arm is just not Twin Peaks at all? I mean I can handle absence of Truman, Silvia, and others, but Anderson was the one who was making those series "special", bizzare, and very memorable because of his character. I really miss him in the new series.

where's Lucy getting shoveled?

>>85385983
Who's going to be the first major character to die? Diane would be my bet.

>>85386163
I miss BOB more tbqhwyf

>>85386163
Yeah, it's not the same without him, fuck that tree.

I've been saying it since Season 1 that Shelly is worst girl. She is a highschool dropout and married an abusive chad. When Bobby started to get his life back in order and got a stable job,she left him because he was no longer a "bad boy" like Leo or her new boyfriend.

Shelly is a slut. Even in her old age she chases after "bad boys" who will inevitably hurt her. Just watch,Shelly's bf will hurt her and Bobby will have to save the day,

Shelly still remains worst girl to this day. Lynch is literally screaming this at us.

>>85386163
>>85386221
NON-EXIST-ENT

>>85386163
lodge is not the same, for sure. he knew. everyone knew. that's why he asked for more money. and then lynch found a fucking tree.

>>85386163
a fucking tree

>>85386249
25 years was a small price to pay to see all of the Shellyfags end up on suicide watch.

>>85386163
stop posting, Michael

whens that guy who killed that little kid. dying yet

>>85385012
Are the hands backwards?

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>>85386306
richard is /ourguy/

>>85386301
this. Even Shelly's real life actor is a coalburner. They are the most cucked fans in existence.

>>85385958
i just realized his left shoe is different from the right one

>>85386306
I don't think he's going to end up dead. There are far worse outcomes.

based Nadine breaking the conditioning. /ourgirl/ confirmed

>>85386339
You don't ever want to know

WHERE THE FUCK IS AUDREY?

jk I don't give a shit hahaha

>>85386421
shes the billionaire looking for the monster

>>85385759
>posts on /tv/
>isnt a pedo footfag

>>85386365
because his left leg is shorter than the right one

Fuck I love this season. I don't want it to end goddammit.

>>85384902
It's not called The Return, Showtime just called it that for their marketing.

>>85386478
This. 18 episodes are not enough.

>>85386449
correct

>>85386451

Well he does move in mysterious circles

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>he's dead

>>85386519
WRAPPED IN CAR

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>>85386519

The more I see of Tammy the more I like her.

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>>85384347
oh SNAP. Is this what being FROSTED feels like?

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>>85386042

i really, really, really hope they allow a 4th season
i want more Lynch and Frost

>>85386566
Funnily enough for me it's in reverse. I don't even notice her when she's just standing around not doing anything anymore

>>85386541
kek

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new shoes

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Terrible actress desu

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>>85386566
I wanna tear her appart

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>daughter is married to a drug addict
>ex is dating a drug lord
>civilians shooting, screaming and spewing at you

It's slobby bein' Bobby

>>85386633
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHV
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>only 6 weeks left

>>85384159

This kid is slightly reminding me of old Cooper.

>>85386633
good, he has to pay for ruining thousand of people

>>85386623
CUTE!!!

Was the woman in the car screaming at Bobby the same woman who poked her head out of the apartment?

>>85386633
The men in this show have aged so much better than the women.

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>>85386624
Superior womanb righte here
and superior actor too
bell can't act for shit

>>85386591
>Harry dies and joins Cooper in the Lodge space
>they become powerful, timeless beings

Please be true

>>85386686
M
O
M
M
Y

>>85386686
>superior woman
>Shelly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>cherry pie and cheeky breeky piano instead of shitty bar bands

>>85386657
*7

>>85386686
How many Shellyfags have killed themselves today? I almost feel sorry for them.

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>>85386620
This where we TOOT, Leo!

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I can't be the only one using stills from the show for wallpapers.

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>>85386715
do you even know french?
>>85386733
it was disappoiting i'll give it to you
but Madchen is still the best

Wasn't Carl in FWWM? I thought he ran the trailer park in that shit down that was hostile towards Desmond and Jack Bauer. Was that in Twin Peaks?

>>85386633
>How do you go from this....
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1B5mmh5q14

>>85386633
>Being forced to kill a man while a coked up Laura laughs her ass off

>>85386747
yo pass what you have anon

>>85386768
Only in FWWM

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>>85386716

This was the first music scene I didn't skip.

>>85386772
To this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc

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>>85386747
The scenery shots of S3 are pure kino

>>85386768

Christ what are you actually even doing here

>>85386733
Shellyfags are cucks, they were probably stroking their pencil dicks to the idea of Shelly kissing a drug lord in front of them and acting all giddy afterwards

>>85386249
>Bobby will have to save the day
God I hope he tells her she's trash afterwards

>>85386814
What was his fucking problem?

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>>85386356
>can't even kill a fatty

>>85386813
Yeah, I just checked the wiki. Apparently he just got a new park in Twin Peaks of the same name. Thank anon

>>85386857
I feel kind of bad for you desu

>>85383560

is anyone else disappointed in the amount that lynch has injected himself in the show this series? also diane? I feel like these are 2 characters where less is more

>>85386913
so, definitely /ourguy/

>>85386365
nu/tv/ everyone

>>85386861

Bobby did the same with her in front of a retarded Leo while they both laughed.

>>85386932
No, not at all. I've always loved the FBI scenes, and Cole is a fun character to stand-in for Coop

>>85386932
>is anyone else disappointed in the amount that lynch has injected himself in the show this series

Not in the slightest.

Pleb.

>>85386918
>I feel kind of bad for you
>not for the ultra pleb in the mirror who didn't know Dean Stanton was in FWWM
you belong on Reddit, they're at your level of lore understanding

>>85386993
You think he'll reply to this one, too?

>>85383824
That was so emotionally out of key it makes me wonder if Red is pulling some MIND HACKS on Shelly.

>>85386975
>>85386982
t. mindless drones

>>85387022
No I've assumed he's successfully found his way to Reddit.

>>85383450
Daily reminder:
>poorly written drama
>with spurts of Lynch's on the spectrum fluff thrown in
>hipster and Redditors pretend they understand the deeper meaning
>it literally means nothing but you can't break the silence or you are the dunce
I love these threads. Keep going, I love watching you people react to this show like it's worth anything beyond a modern art exhibit from some artist who has been sniffing his own farts for so long he forgot how to eat.

>>85387037
What exactly makes me a mindless drone, you mindless drone?

>>85386719
no six, the last two episodes will air the same night

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Lovely smile!!

>>85386268
lodge isn't the same because their inhabitants are now somehow helping cooper, where in the original series they instead tricking him. mike as a good guy, come on..

>>85387037
>>85387063
You need to get out.

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this guy is fucked

>>85383450
I WAS LOSING HOPE GUYS

IM SORRY, IM SORRY, IM SORRY, IM SORRY DAVID

>>85387063
Are you the same guy who got massively LYNCHED yesterday?

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>>85387116
It's too late for you now, 4chan friend.

>>85387069
>omg our savior Lynch can do no wrong if you don't appreciate literally every detail you are just a pleb! please Lynch save us!

>>85385857
Candie might be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen desu. absolutely gorgeous.

>>85387079
>lodge isn't the same because their inhabitants are now somehow helping cooper
The giant and arm helped Coop all the time. Spirits hanging out in the lodge have always been either good or evil.

>>85386633
fuck, he resembles Leland a little bit in that pic

>>85386591
TRUMAN IS A TRUE MAN! NOW IT MAKES SENSE

>>85385659
What's his end game?

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>shellyfags on suicide watch
>audrey and donnafags are literally whos
>candie and tammy are nice but for bandwagoners

Feels good

>>85387199
Walking off on his own

>>85387063
LYNCHED&FROSTED

>>85386932
i still don't now who that garbage Diane is and whats her part in the story

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>"damn good"
>my face when literally shaking the screen telling Coop to wake the goddamn fuck up already

>>85387079
>man from another place gives clues
>mike gives clues even IRL
>lodge donna literally told him who killed her

literally what

>>85384330
>>85386051
the chick to the left of her in the scene with them eating the pie is far hotter

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>>85387200
How does she do it?

Coop waking up is going to be the /tv/ event of the year.

>>85387166
What a sad life you must have.

>>85387200
Naomi Watts for life.

>>85387251
>lodge donna
>donna
Anon, I...

>>85387200
>>85387275
when is she going to come back?

>>85386716
Was the pianist Robert De Niro.

>>85387294
No, it'll be the Bowie cameo.

>>85387199
Getting cut off.

>>85387300
You wish, drone

>>85387321
you knew it meant laura!

>>85387251
yes clues that lure cooper in and eventually make him trapped the lodge.
mike and arm still want to have that sweet pain and suffering.

>>85387294
It's the same level of cockteasing and despair that /a/ went through with endless eight.

>>85385676
I'm not really sure what the alternative would have been

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NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT WHAT THIS IS

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>>85387335
At just the right moment

>>85387411
>25 years into Lodge and chill and she gives you this look

>>85387147
>5 Woody Woodpeckers
>5 Woodsmen

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>tfw just ate 150g of chocolate

>>85387385
that was entirely his own fault for wanting Annie's pussy

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What location is this? I thought the hobos hung out in the convenience store? Are these indoor stairs leading up to the room above it? What's that polka dot thing behind them?

>>85387484
I think Jade weighs a bit more than 150g m8.

>>85387491
There is literally nothing wrong with liking Annie.

>>85387436
You better not be implying something lewd there, anon

>>85386861
not to mention, she a rl coal burner

>>85387506
>that flowery wallpaper
Is that the same paper from that weird painting Laura goes into in FWWM?