>He shot a little girl in the head, he's the perfect

she is a white devil cub

I think you misunderstood the scene.

>>85367388
inb4/pol/
>she's white so jews did it!

>>85367563
The 90s were a simpler time.

In the original comics the movie was based off they didn't have that tricorder thing that erases peoples memories - they just killed the people.

"Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it."

>>85367388
The MIB is based off of actual men in black who would hunt people down in order to suppress the existence of aliens

UFO's, extraterrestrials are top priority. People are expendable

>>85367388
Why was the first one so good bros? The other two were terrible

>>85367859
The cartoon was godly though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwP4vSfjygY

>>85367516
this

>>85367563
>he hasn't deconstructed the movie and realized it's one massive red pilled ad for a shadow pro illegal alien government.

>>85367859
>J's been at it for years now so he'll be the competent one
>oh cool they're bringing K back but he's had his mind wiped so they'll be switching roles
>lol no K's back to normal and J's years of experience don't count for shit, he's still an idiot and doesn't know a fraction of the secrets K does

reminder that 1>>>>>>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2

>>85367388
He was selected because he was a parallel to Jay. And chasing a Cethelapoid on foot is a really fucking big deal.

>>85367859
on the bright side, MIB3 was better than 2.

And Josh Brolin's Tommy lee Jones Impression was amazing to watch

>>85369444
>lol no K's back to normal and J's years of experience don't count for shit, he's still an idiot and doesn't know a fraction of the secrets K does
J calls him out on this shit in 3. It was glorious.

>>85367606
wasn't the mask also a brutal comic that became a wacky comedy? 90s comics were fuckin brutal

>>85367388
but the girl was carrying physics books
this is clearly worthy of a death sentence

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Man...just thinking about this scene makes me fucking smile.

>>85367388
It's the government

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>>85369627
>there will never be a Mask movie where it's just The Mask being goofy and silly while he brutally wipes out a whole family of mobsters and criminal scum bags

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>>85369719
It's easily the best scene in an already good movie. I really can't see how they took the sequels the direction they did.

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Best gun in the whole movie.

>>85369524
*full grown cethalapod at that.

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>>85367388
Allright let me explain.

In an experiment, there is a controlled group and an experimental group.

Jay is the controlled group. The army men/air force men/etc are the experimental group.

The "test" here was to see how Jay would react to different situations in comparason to the experimental group (for example him moving the desk to take the exam).

The test was not to see which one of those men should be an MIB agent, but to see how Jay would react in certain situations.

>>85369627

The Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles just had guns.

>>85370835
Other way around buddy

>>85371095
Oh wait, so Jay was the experimental group and the army/air force men were the controlled group?

Shit, my bad.

>>85370835

Its actually none of this.

J was just another canditate, along with the other dudes.

>>85367388

>little girl

>>85370182
What's Captain America doing here?

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that the Osmosis Jones cartoon series happened.

What's that? I'm just getting word that Chris Rock and Will Smith are DIFFERENT actors. We'll have more on this breaking story, tonight, at 11.

>>85369640
Yeah she was definitely working on a dirty bomb somewhere in one of the boroughs.

>>85370835
no you retarded shit for brains they were literally the top men in various areas and were all brought to see which would be an agent. you sound like a faggot retard who over thinks everything

>>85367388
I don't think the test was designed for her to be the real target, like they originally put her there as an innocent civilian, but Will Smith's character came up with a really clever response right on the spot which is usually a strong sign of intelligence

>>85371349
Come at me bro.

>>85371246
They're looking for the best, of the best, of the best, sir.

>>85371390
Not necessarily intelligence, but the ability to bullshit quickly is a strong indicator of the ability to learn quickly and apply abstract rules.

I do that irl, but to me, intelligence is quantum physics and such.

>>85371515
INT and WIS basically.

>>85367737
This is woke. The government doesn't want you to know that aliens are real. Watch infowars

>>85369156
How did the 90s have such high production values for TV shows? I don't understand it.

Shows like X-Files ran with numerous solid directors, writers, actors, and they had new props and filming locations every week/episode, and they ran for 18+ episode seasons.

>>85367388
she was a jew descendant

MIB 1 was good because TLJ played the monotone joe friday voice perfectly

but really it was the got tier SFX, yeah some of the CG was iffy now, but the Eggar costume was fucking amazing. Over the course of the movie the skin actually decomposes and wears out, so by the time you see it when the ship crashes in queens, it looks way different than when he first gets the suit at the farm

We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger here

>>85369156
fuck me i forgot this existed, music and all

>>85370481
tfw I owned those two guns as a kid, and a neuralyzer

1>3>>2

>>85371908
because SD meant shitty production values were easy as fuck to hide

>>85371908
X-Files was a pretty unique show, you could use it as a platform to tell just about any sci-fi story and still have it make sense in the context of the show. That kind of thing gets the attention of creative-type people who have a bunch of good stories in their head, but otherwise would never get to tell them.

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>>85369156
>dat music
>dat pure kino at 0:33

>>85367388
She was about to start some shit.

How do you not get that?

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>>85371457

>>85367388
I think the main point was how they would treat aliens in a real situation, but also how willing they are to accept the existence of aliens.
Even after forgetting his encounter with one, Jay was able to act humanely towards something that looked fictional.

>>85369542
>And Josh Brolin's Tommy lee Jones Impression was amazing to watch
I was so engrossed by it that I felt like I didn't fully appreciate it.

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whoa... damn...

>>85367688

the most likeable will smith. it's hard to tell if was bullshitin or actually went through each target and thought about it

>>85367563

I love when leftists try to second guess /pol/.

>>85372506
The latter easy. You can see him pointing and looking and changing targets, only to settle on the little girl before the buzzer goes off.

>>85372504
Really fires my marbles.

>>85369156
K I N O

>>85372504
Really fires my neurons

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>>85372561

>>85370481

>The black man has the smallest one

>>85369627
Yes.

Instead of dancing with the cops like he did in the movie he burns them with a flamethrower.

>>85373044
the biggest bang

>>85373044
>white man has the worlds largest penis
why are blacks so insecure?

>>85367388
this is why you're not in charge of protecting us

>>85367388
There are two different ways to interpret that seen both are valid and both are Keno but they're both entirely different.

Serious, mode: Ah, so he can think outside the box and will recognize that all aliens aren't evil and that some can be in disguise.

Funny mode: I will try and fail to make up a humorous excuse to explain my retarded actions

>>85372504
REALITY
MARBLES
MY GOD

>>85372504
People weren't a cynical back then, this scene probably went over a lot of people's heads and they just thought it was a cool artsy ending with aliens or something.

Btw, director is a confirmed cuck.

>>85373561
what the shit does anything have to do with cynicism?

the scene only exists to establish the internal logic of the movie. to show audiences the specific type of whackyness they're dealing with. will smith's lie was bad but I think the joke was that MiB was silly enough to buy it. the idea being "relateable main character in a crazy cartoonish world"

>>85371457
WITH HONORS

>>85367388

The whole point of the two recruitment scenes is to shot that while the other candidates, who are "everything you would come to expect from years of government training" are mindless automatons who simply follow orders, whereas the soon to be Agent J is capable of analytical and creative thinking. It's comedic because it's exhibited as "street smarts" but he's actually just really fucking good. He didn't shoot first and ask questions later - he hesitated and made a shot once he could substantiate why he was making it.

>>85374007
Nah man. MiB didn't "buy it," they just accepted that someone with critical thinking thinking would be the better choice. Or maybe not- it's honestly one of the all time great movie scenes.

>>85374007
>that MiB was silly enough to buy it
The primary function of the test was to not hire the trigger-happy morons who'd shoot anything that looked odd.

>>85371246
he doesn't even know

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>>85370481
nigga that looks like a deel-doh

>>85376585
Cringe.

>>85376618
18+

>>85367388
You need to have perfect on the spot bullshit skills when you work for any 3 letter agency

>>85367388
you don't have to use such cheap bait to start a MiB thread, anon-kun.

>>85376618
wii fan detected

>>85378185
Have you ever made a thread on /tv/? Anything that isn't cheap bait archives after 2 posts maximum.

>>85371402
He just did you fuckwit.

>>85378305
You're right but still. I've only made like 3 threads that reached 100+ replies here.

>>85372019

so many good throwaway lines

>>85369156
if you think the cartoon ever looked half as good as the intro you're delusional, friend

>>85367461
literally lol

>>85372561
>anyone that doesn't like /pol/ shitting up /tv/ is a leftist

wew

>>85367388
>"i shot her because the world doesnt need more gold digger whores SIR"

the 90s were a different time

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>>85371298
Pic related

>>85371349
Simmer down

>>85373439
>I will try and fail to make up a humorous excuse to explain my retarded actions
My life...

>The galaxy is on Orions' belt
It's a collar you git

>>85379033
>bring /pol/ out of nowhere
>then play the victim
wew

>>85369246
this, it's so easy to see.

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>>85379345

He was dying and he couldn't remember a word in a foreign language, leave him alone.

>>85369719
>The guy who breaks his pencil through the page, then goes to use the eraser on it

>>85369246
>one massive red pilled ad for a shadow pro illegal alien government.
The whole plot is about regulating alien activity on Earth. MIB track illegal aliens and either send them back or kill them.

>>85379959
>mastered travel across galaxies
>advanced comprehension of mechatronics
>complex understanding of foreign alien culture to the point of being fluent in their language
>think your cat needs something that holds his pants up, a mistake which nearly leads to the destruction of the world

I only wish his death was slower and more painful.

>>85371515
Don't be so hard on yourself bby girl, your parents were wrong, you are good enough. physics and shit is just another thing that you learn and memorize, there is nothing really special about it aside from the amount of stuff you have to learn and how intimidating and useless it seems to most of the young minds.

>>85369719

Just went and watched it and holy fuck it's laughs the whole time.

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>>85379033

>>85380420
Well he did die when J.A.Y pulled his mask off

>>85370871
Casey Jones and Raphael: BODYCOUNT was a fun book.

>>85372135
>this bullshit again

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LOOK AT THIS SHIT
NO CGI HERE BOSS

>>85384298

Fuckin Kit Fisto

is that the girl from the Korn video?

>>85371390
>>85371515

He wasn't trigger happy also, imagine one of those soldiers seeing a harmless alien for the first time and shooting it.

>>85369719
Who was in the wrong here?

>>85379045
"Even these monsters are more believable than a woman WITH a book"

Jeez, I guess Raimi wasn't alone

>>85367388
It's a comedy bro. Take your autism medication.

>>85371985
Buddy that was not cgi it was just Vincent D'Onofrio battling his drug addiction

>>85367388
Government agencies always recruit people who murder children. What else do you think America does in all their wars?

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>yfw you see all the scrapped shit from the movie because the director didnt wanted to overcomplicate the plot

It still hurts lads

>>85385929
Link?

>>85376585
slick
black

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HNNNNGHHHHHHHHH

>>85367388
I was a little shocked, honestly. Hero killed a little girl just for laughs. wow

>>85367388
Around year 2000, I was an autistic near-neet summer kid on Usenet and I made a thread about this problem

Back then normies laughed at me and my racial reading of the scene

They also justified Jay's call by arguing something like "Physics major here. I can testify that there is no way for a little girl to be reading or carrying a book on Quantum Physics. You are just making an ass of yourself"

Fuck I still hate those people.

>>85385929
please post link

>>85386831
You realize op is just joking right? He doesn't really mean he doesn't understand, he's just baiting for a MIB thread. I'm sorry you got bullies back in 2000. But you're still a FUCKING DORK LOL. YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT? IT WAS ME BROOOO. IT'S EVERYDAY BRO.

>>85371908
Way more people were watching tv.

>>85379045
"i bust in every white woman i see, sir"
truly the greatest decade

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>secret organization designed around protecting and harboring alien life on planet earth
>J doesn't shoot aliens on sight just because they look scary
>instead assesses the situation and sees that the little girl has books that no little girl would ever read and is likely the biggest threat thereby making him the best recruit for MIB

I mean, it was fucking obvious OP.

>>85387281
I remember that the guy said it, because I made a long post saying that just because a white girl was carrying a book about physics in the neighborhood doesn't mean you can shoot her, and that the whole joke just revealed that how much the director thought it's ok to make that joke because no one would take the white people's safety in that kind of places seriously and because the perceived issue of racial profiling deserve to be ridiculed however they wanted

>>85384298
AYYYYYY

>Daddy is a professor
>Daddy has daughter with him
>Asks daughter to grab his books from his office because he forgot
>She walks on her way back
>Gets shot by an 80 IQ black because she might be an alien
WTF I love Barry Sonnenfeld now!

>>85388003
>letting a little girl walk through NYC alone after midnight

Getting shot is practically a mercy killing compared to what would normally happen to her

>>85388003
>sending his daughter out alone to be surrounded by alien beast in the middle of the night
it was a hentai waiting to happen
he mercy killed her

>>85388003
>professor
>office literally in the ghetto
>letting his little daughter go there in the middle of the night
you didn't really think that through, did you?

>>85367606
Just another in a long line of examples of why you should never try to adapt the comic 100%.

>>85388003
Mercy kill her and go after the dad for letting this to happen.

>>85371823

Why wouldn't they? To prevent panic? Fear of terrorism has justified spending billions in defense spending to fight third-world insurgents armed with decades old Soviet military surplus. Imagine how much money (((they)))) could make developing weapons and technology to counter the "alien threat."

>>85388116
>I'd rather girls die than enjoy sex

...

Even Z said it was wrong for him to shoot her.

>>85389121
>all women enjoy rape

MRA please leave.

Yeah alright kill white girl that's the idea

>>85374007
No, the point was to see if the candidates could identify the real unassuming threat in a strange environment. Smith proved his thinking skills by not taking anything at face value - the scary looking monsters were in fact of no immediate threat, but the little innocent looking girl was a danger because her actions betrayed a sinister ulterior motive.
It was about making sure that the candidate would be able to work amongst the strange alien life forms and not see their eccentric bodies, disguises and appearances as a threat, but also know when something was a threat

>you're all we've come to expect from government training
wtf was his problem

>>85389239

If K hadn't fully stuck up for him, Zed would have thrown him out.

>>85386593
fuckin johnny knoxvilles face cracks me up everytime

>>85379033
t. cuckservative

can this be a new daily shitpost please

>>85389159
We've gone beyond horseshoes. This is full circle autism and beyond.

>>85367563
>muh /pol/
Imagine being this obsessed

>>85388052
>>85388121
>girl deserves death for walking on street at night

Daily reminder that some people make this taken for granted.

>>85389435

>still using that reddit meme word in mid-2017

>>85386458

the best games

>>85389574
>reading comprehension
try again

>>85389375
Zed was annoyed by his back talk during his explanation, not the explanation itself. His complaint was wills 'problem with authority', not his shooting a little girl - because he was supposed to shoot her.
The rest of the movie involves them finding aliens in unusual an innocent disguises (the pug) so making sure the candidate was able to process the difference between something harmless that looks scary, and something harmful that looks innocent would be a major necessity

>>85367388
It's never confirmed, but there's a lot to suggest he shot the right target. Zed seemed more concerned about Jay's attitude than anything else.

>>85367388
The funny part is that he was most likely be right in that situation and K and the boss guy "forgot his name" know it. A normal little girl wouldn't be out at night with advanced science books, all super calm with a bunch of monsters running around. She would most likely be the ringleader in that context.

why were the sequels so bad if they had mostly the same creative team?

>>85367859
The second was terrible, but I actually liked the third one a good bit. It was a heartwarming end to the trilogy.

I just hope that stupid 21 Jumpstreet crossover never happens.

>>85389619
t. current year

>>85372374
This really. You don't want an agent running around and killing every fucking alien they see.

He helped that insane tentacle alien give birth. Imagine one of those itchy trigger finger military types shooting her as soon as tentacles came at them.

>>85389870
>stupid 21 Jumpstreet crossover
wat

>>85389930
http://screenrant.com/21-jump-street-men-black-crossover/

Sony is retarded.

>>85367388
FUCK U

>>85390031
21 Jump Street was a fun movie, this would be a great film.

>>85386593
Why am I hungry for a whopper?

>>85389858
they blew their load too early

>>85390595
Because they are delicious.

>>85389858
tried too hard to one-up themselves and ended up just being stupid

>>85367388
She was gonna grow up and burn coal, Will doesn't like racemixing either, he's an old school negro.

>>85389929
Bullshit they can do just fine if you tell them some aliens are good

>>85389680
My man, you and I are the only ones that get it

>>85373561
And then the gym locker scene ruined this ending in the second one

>>85367859
3 was up there with 1 for me. young K was hilarious and the story was well rounded.

>>85378478
Tfw the only thread you made that reached over 100 replies was a rogan posting thread

>>85388003
your rarted anon

>>85386593
delicious crackwhore body

>>85384298
She'd be 20 years old, now.

>>85391291

3 is my favorite. It's just very entertaining.

>>85372019
I still say this IRL in certain situations.

>>85386593
>Donna from Twin Peaks still looked good at this point in the early 2000s

Where did it go wrong for her, bros?

>>85370481
It took me years to realize the Noisy Cricket actually made cricket noises.

>>85367388

Bitch was an alien in disguise. No 8 year old girl would be walking through a dark alley at night with complex textbooks.

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>they walk up to the farm house
>I'm agent Black, this is agent White
>they walk into the morgue
>I'm agent White, this is agent Black
Cracks me up every fucking time

>>85385886
Lol no, they recruit poor people that has no other option in life and then train them to do whatever the fuck they need them to do.

Specifically looking for psychopaths or sociopaths is a waste of resources, it's unneeded

>>85367563
>she's white
She is not white at all.

>>85392198
But I mean, if they already have the proclivity to do the job then it does not hurt.

>>85386831
>>85387873

And you know what? It's fucking 2017 and we still laugh at you because your post then and now is retarded, completely missed the point of the scene by taking it out of context.

That was perfectly clear in the 2000's and it still is. You are not a bright person, almost 17 years have passed and you STILL can't see that you are wrong.

17 fucking years and you are still so full of yourself that you can't accept you are completely wrong.

17 years. Seven fucking teen years.

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Cartoon L > movie L

>>85367606
The memory wipe became a much more satisfying plot device than killing ever could've been.

>>85384298
I unironically love this creature design.

>>85371908
/tv/ was way more lucrative before the normies learned about the interwebs. If anything the quality has gone up from the 90s, where the most absurd shit that makes GoT seem good banked 10 million viewers every episode.

>>85367606
>>85393356
Imagine how the ending would feel in the movie without that mind eraser thing.

Tommy Lee Jones looks up at the stars, remarking how beautiful they are as a teary eyed Will Smith slowly aims a noisy cricket at the back of his head

>>85392396
self-reinforcing delusions based in easily validated simplifications of complex concepts don't just vanish with time

>>85384298
RIP practical effects in sci-fi. You were too pure for this world.

>>85393707
i didn't ask for these feels

>>85393707
and then the scene as J pulls the trigger and flies backwards 10 feet making his signature wailing sound

>>85393721
It's not a delusion. The movie is basically undermine whitey with a secret government organization using a flimsy pretext

Sort of like how the hulk movie stories are just a flimsy pretext for seeing him smash shit up

>>85394231
>undermine whitey with a secret government organization
>that secret organization is run and overwhelmingly staffed by white people
I'm starting to think you've never actually even watched the movie.

>>85369803
Maybe one day. We can make this dream a reality.

>>85394327
They are shipping in massive hordes of minorities no one knows about. Are you just baiting or are you mexican?

>>85393721
That's true, time itself is not enough, it requires education, and 17 years is plenty of time to do so.

>>85394450
Well, considering the stated and depicted role of MiB is basically that of an interstellar ICE and the movie revolves around them policing, monitoring, and deporting aliens, I'm gonna go ahead and say, yeah, you never watched the movie.

>>85395445
holy shit i bet you think trumps actually going to build a wall to hahahaa

>>85380298
such is life

>>85372504
not gonna lie, this fucked me up as a kid.

>>85385528
S A V A G E
H
A
D
E

>>85385528
okay, that's a good one.

>>85395726
Thanks for playing! BTFO of you again real soon.

>>85370835
Then surely the army men would be the control and Jay would be the variable

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>>85393959

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>>85386831
>>85392396

You've been carrying a chip over an internet argument for "seven fucking teen years" about a joke you failed to find funny on a twenty year old mvoie?

Wow. That's impressive.

Anyone else think that the Neuralizers never really worked, MIB was just in deep denial about it, and the real conspiracy is that MIB doesn't need to exist and just won't give up their secrecy?

>>85373561
yeah only you were so clever torealize those are all different galaxies...

also >>85373799

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why wasn't he scared of the alien?

>>85372585

He only did that because the other guys had already shot up everything else. He shot the girl just to have shot something first, then bullshitted a reason.

>>85370182
This fucking guy when Will Smith called him 'Captain America', perfectly nailed his role. Whatever his name is

>>85369156
I always felt MiB was the spiritual predecessor to Ghostbusters.

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>>85367388
Outta my way live actionlets fucking shits!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwP4vSfjygY

>>85393090
This nigger on to something.

>>85387818
What if the little girl was just an autist physics savant that didn't realize the danger she was in being out alone at night?

>>85400439
Why is that cow allowed to just wander into the driveway?

>>85401513
roodypoo shooting a white girl on the street
nothing weird really

>>85400439
Most likely drunk as hell. He was the beat-my-chest alpha male kind of fucker, probably just went into battle mode.

>>85387818
Years later I realized J was just bullshitting with Zed, but at the time I always thought it was because they figured J could spot an alien in disguise.

For that matter, why did they only include one non-hostile target? Shitty training exercise if there's literally one way you can fail

>>85401333
I love that theme!
Also check em.

>Rewatched MIB because of this thread
>Get to the part where J and K interview Beatrice, the farmer's wife
>Realize she's saying, "Edgar" and not "Air" when talking about the "Edgar suit"

Ever since I saw it as a 5-6 year old kid in 1996, I always heard her saying, "air" instead of "Edgar" and not understanding what the fuck she was talking about.

>>85401614

This is how Hollywood thinks farms work.

>>85403082
i still hear her saying air

>>85403333
Watch it at 1.2x speed, that's what I was doing since I wanted to hop in the shower early.

>>85392278
This. She is clearly either mixed race, or is wearing a wig.

>>85369719
>be told you are taking an aptitude test
>no surface to write on
>everyone fidgeting around to write on the paper.
>see one guy start dragging the one good writing surface in the room to his chair.
>no one else clues in and moves to use the table.

>>85369156
GAT DAYUM

Why can't they make em like this anymore?