>Usually go to theater in black area >Contrary to popular

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>Usually go to theater in black area
>Contrary to popular belief, it's actually a pleasant experience
>There's the odd cell phone or whisper and the digs are a little older but w/e
>Occasionally go to theater in hoity-toity white area
>Same amount of cell phones and whispering
>But
>Every
>Single
>Fucking
>Time
>If I get there less than 30 minutes early, it is packed
>And by packed, I mean the rows are dotted with empty seats or seats with bags or coats in them
>Because, you see, white people are fucking neurotic and won't put their belongings on the floor or sit next to strangers unless forced to
>Generally find an open seat and just ask if I can sit since I'm alone
>They give me the stink-eye but what are they going to do, make a scene?
>But if I can't find one and am forced to sit right below the screen, it ruins the film far more than any audience banter ever could

The thing that really gets me though is, if white people are working 70 hour weeks and taking Tiffany and Ethan to Pre College Yugoslavia Aid Corp Training Camps and hunting and killing wild kale herds with their own bare hands, trying to figure out how the fuck they're managing to show up 30-45 fucking minutes early for a movie.