>locker with a broken chair >man that's 50 bucks

>box of shitty DVDs
>Man you got 100 right there

>something has value
>someone is willing to pay that value

>dead dog left in garage
Lookin at about $2,000 just from that, this locker will definitely spark a bidding war

>>85352342
>Opens the locker
>It seems unimpressive
>Do some digging
>Find George Washington's left bollock among the trash

Every time

>used toothbrush and stick deodorant

That will be a good add to our store. This is exactly the type of thing that is a high seller for our customer group.

>>85353151
*YEEEEEPPPPP*

>>85353240
When Dave left the show for a bit he said that the producers plant items in lockers, but the bidders don't know what they'll find.

>300lb CRT TV
>hey that's at least 60 inches, we'll easily get $150 for that

>busted xbox console
>that's 150 right in the pocket

>>85352342
>half chewed dog bone
That's a 50 dollar bill all day

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>>85352342
>Find some useless shit
>Go to a guy from an antique store
>Turns out it's a collectors item worth 200 bucks

>>85353345

They would have to really. I mean, the only reason to have a storage locker is often to store shit that isn't quite garbage, but isn't worth selling either. And the only reason to not pay for the locker and leave everything inside is you ded or there is nothing you care about inside. One in a hundred will have something of value inside, I imagine.

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>>85352342
Storage Wars Canada is the best by far. Once I found it I knew I'm going to watch it, if nothing else because pic related. Luckily, it turned out to be much better than I thought it would be.

>>85353345
Then Dave gladly returned like 2 years after that claim (and maybe lawsuit?) to the show. I can totally imagine that he said the truth, literally every "reality" show is staged to some extent.

Hmm

>>85352342
>just another obviously scripted reality show that glorifies idiots with no real job

Yes, this merits discussion.

>open locker
>6 dead and unrecognizable babies
>woah dude! I think we just got ourselves $6000

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>First ever NES
>That's an easy $100,000 right there

>>85353345
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storage_Wars#Lawsuits

>In January 2013, rather than deny the accusations, A&E responded by stating that its composition of the show is covered by the First Amendment, and that Hester's claims do not apply; the network also said that the Communications Act of 1934 is inapplicable to cable television, which did not exist in 1934, and that the format of Storage Wars involves no "chance", "intellectual knowledge", or "intellectual skill" and so is not a game show. A&E also stated that there are "notable inconsistencies in [Hester's] exaggerated self-portrait", referring to his claims of value on the items that he finds in lockers.

What shit heads.

>>85354669
It's funny because he killed himself after.

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>dirty old cum rag?? that's a 50$ bill right there.

>>85352994
>grossly overestimate somethings value
>expecting anyone anywhere to pay that much

>>85353345
>>85353240

When the show came out a bunch of dumbasses started buying up lockers in hopes of finding some expensive shit. Most of them are gutted of the good stuff.

>>85352342
>Guy finds antique safe
>"Aww man it's empty!"
>"But sir, the actual safe is valuable"
>"What are ya' yammering on about city boy? I said it's empty!"

>>85355325
lol

>>85355101
Daryl was such a disgusting fucker. The embodiment of trailer trash.
Barry was the only decent part of the show outside of Brandi's 6/10 body

I remember when Dave Hester found a locker with like 10,000 used books in it or something. Fucker actually thought that was a $30,000 find

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>>85353151

>>85354669
Can you please remind me why he thought a NES was worth so much? Didnt he think it was some first edition/prototype?

>>85353364
This would work on /vr/

Fuckers pay hundreds for old Sony Trinitrons

>>85355771
He saw an auction where someone sold a factory sealed NES that was owned by one of the original production team, so literally one of the first ever built. That obviously is worth money, he just assumed all NESes were worth money.

NESes? NESi? Nintendos.

>>85355771
Near that time literally the very first NES ever to roll off the manufacturing line sold for that much

The NES he saw was marked NES-01. Which unknown to him didn't mean it was the very first NES, just that it was part of the first production run. Of 30 million units.

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>>85355419
>outside of Brandi's 6/10 body

>>85354669
>>85355771
>>85355970
>>85355972
Maybe that's why Mark commited sudoku?

>>85355566
You wouldn't pay three dollars for a book? What kind of books where they?

>>85355419
>outside of Brandi's 6/10 body
And 10/10 feet

>>85356633
Old paperbacks are often worth a dollar or less. Commonly they get sold by the pound.

>I found a roll of pennies over here
>that's easily 50 dollars

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>you're bidding on a storage locker
>YUUUUUP
>Suddenly Dave tries to bid you up

what the fuck are you gonna do about it pussy

I assume they check the lockers before filming right? What if it's a booby trapped meth lab?

>>85358790
chimp out.

>>85359049
Clearly you haven't seen Season 9 Episode 10 yet. So sad...

>>85359049
on a storage wars rip off show storage hunters they faked an explosion while opening a locker

>>85359491
https://youtu.be/f6pFSlbdCT8

>>85355771
He saw an ebay lot that included a sealed Stadium Events.

>>85359682
this show was so amazing trutv are really masters of their craft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9gcZ3pq06k

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>>85359682
fucking KEK

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>>85359931
>50 from the big guy

Barry was the best part of the show now it's probably Ivy

>>85359682
Jesus christ that was cringe worthy.

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>>85359931
>another meth lab huh

>>85359682
>Tru tv

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>tfw no Mary gf

OH GOOD LORD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtq5nFGWAho

>>85355419
hell yeah Barry is GOAT

>>85355566
They don't move fast but I buy books at .25-35 cents each wholesale and sell them all day for 2.50 each.

Sometimes if sales are slow I take the romance stuff and sell it for $1 and clear out space.

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>broken chair?
>I'll sand it and paint it and turn it into worse looking garbage that ill sell to a hipster for $100
>uh heh

>>85360400
>That complete lack of trigger discipline

Also you wouldn't be making any profit, enjoy getting raped to death by the ATF when they take everything. They tried to take some of my guns but I sadly lost them all in a tragic boating accident.

I didn't know Dave came back until this year. This show would be 10/10 if Barry came back. Loved the banter between Barry an Dave.

>>85360320
>>85360724
I'm glad she was able to get off that sinking ship that was Storage Wars Texas

>>85360974
Barry was great because he was just a rich asshole who did this for fun so he never got butt hurt about anything.

>>85360724
she triggers me so hard. i want to punch her repeatidly

>>85360724
>tfw you will never get to make sweet love to little Mary

>>85353345

But why did he come back? Is his store not doing well?

>>85360724

Is Mary or Brandi your lockerfu?

>>85361398
Brandi got fat

>busted up old Super Nintendo
>wow thats 2 grand easily

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>>85360320
>tfw no Ursula GF

Though I loved how quirky Mary was. But when it comes to looks, there is no competition.

>>85359491
>>85359682
What an awful show! The auctioneer guy is a huge douchebag and so is the most of the cast. They barely have any likeable qualities (if any...) and every third scene screams fake from a mile away. Rock bottom/10.

>>85361398
Kill Mary
Fuck brandi
Marry Laura

>>85360400
tru tv was amazing back then... you had that show hardcore pawn, and south side repo

>let's see what we got here, looks like we got.... yeah, that's Brandi's big fat ass, that's 50 bucks all day

>>85361804
MY KID COULD HAVE GOT KILLED!!!!!

>>85361804
I don't hate Impractical Jokers -- I love it, actually -- but it's become 24/7 IJ, pretty much.

Used to have some interesting shows. They've been trying to be taken seriously of recent, but I'm just not interested.

>>85361527

pics?

>>85361804
look at this this actually made it to TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI

>>85361269
Audience liked his attitude and the "Yeeeeep" so A&E approached him with a larger sack of cash and he said yes. Money talks.

>>85362128
Wow, that was super lucky that they had a cameraman outside right at that moment to catch that wide shot of her falling.

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Mmm i wanna rub my dick all over her

>>85359931
The fuck? How is this real

>>85352342
It's amazing to me that so many god damn people think this is 100% real and not staged at all.

>>85361938
i like the one guy who brought up the fact he is a greedy jew

>>85362883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2own7V_iENU

>>85362503
i want to marry her and spill my seed in her

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Post more Brandi.

>>85363214
Please do not, I am Muslim and pig is haram.

>>85363214
>tfw will never milk Brandi

>>85363263
>ywn fuck Brandi raw while her cholo husband watches, crying in the corner.

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>>85362954

>>85363214
unf

>>85363365
Jarrod got tired of the cholo look and now looks like a guy having a mid life crisis

>>85363715
Wait, the show's still on?

>>85363263
>brandi will never milk you

why life

>>85360830
wow thats just like the time me and a couple guys went fishing and we all lost our guns!

>>85362128
"HOSPITALS ARE FO RICH PEOPLE!"

>old speaker
>That's a 30 dollar bill right there
Wew

>finds a 10 dollar bill
>Whoa that's a 20 dollar bill all day long

>>85359151
What happened in that one?

>rusty shitty tools
>Woaw that's 10 dollar each
no way

>>85361804
Hardcore Pawn is one of the only two shows of TruTV's that I like, that and Operation Repo was a guilty pleasure (although I think Repo Games on Spike is better, at least they make it a fun trivia game).

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>>85353345
But what if everyone passed on the locker that the producers put good shit in?

>>85365237
I remember someone finding bags of shitty clothes and say it was about 50 dollars

Bull fucking shit

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>>85362503
>those boots
Thanks for making my dick diamonds.
>ywn be fucked with them

>>85365632
They secretly yank it out without the winner knowing and then stuff it into something else.

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>>85356141
>>85360320
>>85360724
>>85362503
>>85363214

Post moar storage show cuties pleaz

>>85367429
That's not a storage show cutie anon.

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>>85352342
>its a six inch black forest ham egg and cheese on flatbread with tomatoes red onions banana peppers with chipotle south west sauce and mozzarella episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3qDbQO_x8o

>>85355972
So what did this guy think someone bought the first NES for a hundred grand then it somehow ended up in that locker a week later?

Or did he think he'd found some even firster NES?

>>85369085
still not as bad as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE

>Dave finds that one ancient chinese thingamajob that could be worth a shitton of money
>breaks it

Holy fuck, you could sense his rage from across the screen.

>>85365038
Kek

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>>85352342
Was it autism?

>>85355771
Didn't it also not even work?

>watch container wars
>the jew pair always win
I think the producers are trying to tell us something.

>>85354669
so I know this guy misunderstood that it was the first production run and not first production, but what exactly happened in this episode? I didn't watch it

>>85363214
those are literally the best kind of tits

>Barry buys a locker
>starts chucking everything outside until he finds that one thing he thinks is cool
Best character

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Storage Wars star commits suicide after being arrested on drug charge. Mark Balelo, a buyer who appeared on several Storage Wars episodes, has died. Balelo's body was found on Monday, two days after he was arrested on suspicion of possession of methamphetamine. It's believed that he committed suicide via carbon monoxide poisoning.

>>85372521
Literally the guy nobody cares about

>>85372630
Wasn't he hyped as "the new guy"

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>>85367429

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>>85359682
>guys some kinda survivalist, look theres a rocket launcher in there and a rifle

>Implying the owners don't discretely raid them before auction

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>>85372521
>>85372630
>>85372740
Literally 4+ years old news. See >>85356141.

>>85372399
Mark knew shit about the NES but him / his lapdog heard that one got sold for 100k. The next day (or so) he took it to some geek shop and got told why the 100k one worth that much and how much they can offer for his.

Daryl (and his son?) was also there, I can't recall if he was talking shit to Mark when he bought the storage unit or just came to laugh at him, but I clearly remember he delivered a monologue in front of the store to the camera.

>>85367429
Non-fancy pic of Nabila Haniss. (Yes, there are fancy ones too). Are you #teamnabila yet?

>>85372878
Whoa who dis?

>>85373275
Oh shit tell me we got better ones of her cleavage

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>>85373319
Unfortunately, she doesn't really like to show cleavage. On the other hand ...

>>85354322
>>85354193
Reddit

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>>85373579
>>85373319
... Casey is not that shy. She might be butter face and not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I'd bet my bottom dollar she has a golden heart. She was always one of my favourite for personal reasons.

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>>85361804
Hardcore Pawn was Jewkino.

>>85352910
that's a thirty-dollar-bill, all day

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>>85373280

Carolyn from Auction Hunters

>>85371595
YUUUUUUUUP.

>>85373275
wow great tits, she even has the perfect amount of bellyfat

>>85376847
agreed. Someone post more Nabila!

>>85376847
>>85376877
ew, gross. Any amount of bellyfat on a woman is too much.
You guys are the reason why the standards of the modern women are so low.

Of course they're going to turn dangerously obese with degenerates like you enabling them.

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>>85377022
>any amount of bellyfat is too much
thermodynamics wants a word with you senpai

That's a 40 dollar bill all day long

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>>85360724
>flat
>horseface
Best I can do is 0 $.

>>85354140
The fat white guy gambler & his son once found some comic book collecters unit worth what they said was over a million. Of course thats a rare find. They also once found a corpse

>item made in the 1940's

>look at that fine piece of antique

>>85379726
>They also once found a corpse
Story?

>>85352342
My dad fucking loves this show it drives me crazy. He KNOWS that they plant items and that it's scripted. He talks shit on it all the time. Yet every time I see him watching tv it's fucking storage wars

>>85353345
Scripted Reality TV Cameraman here, can confirm

>>85379726
The biggest find was the auctioneer found gold in a storage unit. $500,000 in Spanish doubloons and silver coins. That was one that he didn't put his lock back on and auction off, so it wasn't on camera.

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>>85379938
>“I actually found a body years ago in like 1988 down in Sand Diego, California,” he says. “You know, I don’t really want to talk about it a whole lot, but it wasn’t a pleasant situation. But in this business it does happen. I’ve found ashes, coffins…”

And in the current issue of Reality Weekly they quote Darrell Sheets saying, “It was a very horrific story, and it was an occult group and all that kind of stuff.” According to the magazine Darrel found a plastic-wrapped human corpse and that police later told him a man had murdered his wife and left her in the storage unit! “The San Diego police confiscated everything in the locker,” Darrell said.

>>85380067
>sees a dead body
>fucks him up for 30 years

What a colossal fucking pussy

>>85379992
Is your dad my dad?

>>85380121
>sees dead body
>"thats a easy 60 bucks all day"

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>oh shit, I can't pay anymore for that storage locker full of valuable stuff I have

>>85380242
>Dave sees dead body in locker
>"NOOOOOPE"
>Walks away

>>85380219
Is your dads name John?

>>85380255
I think people just forget about that stuff, decide the loss is worth it, or the owner was in legal or financial trouble where they just abandoned the locker

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>>85380299
Negative

>>85380277
And lose his deposit?

>>85379887
>americans will defend this

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>>85380364
Then we aren't brothers

not yet

>>85380440
Listen Europe, our history only goes back a few hundred years so cut us some slack in the antique definition department

>>85380302
if you are in financial trouble you will go to check if there is anything worth to sell.
And taking a last look for shit before abandoning it, is just common sense. Especial lockers full of collection stuff, how do you forget your collection of X in a shity locker.

>>85380302
Or they die

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>literal trash thats been sitting in a barn for 30 years?

>$1000 easy if we find the right buyer

The one that pisses me off most is how they attribute $100 to each shitty bike they find. You could buy a new bike for that

>>85359682
CGI storage hunters fucking kek

>>85361756
She can bid on my locker anytime

>>85352342
>>85352910
>>85352994
>>85353151
>>85353240
>>85353267
>>85353851
Its so true, but still fun to watch.

>>85362592
It's not. Look how new all the bottles are and how there is one of each and like 30 different brands of draino.

It actually pisses me off that people watch this and think it's real. Why are people so fucking stupid

>>85373819
at any rate she is WAY out of Rene's league

H

>>85380621
I hate these guys because they pretend to love an item to make the seller think hes helping them find stuff for their collection then they turn around and sell it for 3x the price.

>>85383760
>sell it for 3x the price
Well they claim they do, they just flash a number on the screen

"what we think we will probably get" minus "what we paid" = profit

It doesn't make sense, they never even factor in the man hours