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>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
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kino
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>>85350755
more like kinothulhu
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More like:
>movie
>opening shot is SOMETHING rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 30 minutes of that SOMETHING destroyung a city showed from perspective of dude searching for his girlfriend
>last 15 minutes is military losing to Cthulu
>yeah, it's Cthulu, what a shock!
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
>post credit scene shows that another SOMETHING is coming
>movie flops
>no sequel
>sadface.jpg
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>>85350719
Sounds like a good Gojira movie.
Leave Cthulhu out of this, Lovecraft is practically impossible to "translate" to film. Maybe "At the Mountains of Madness", since it was exploration based, but other than that there are very few stories which could successfully be put on the big screen.
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>>85351106
How dare you bring the light of reason to my /tv/?
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>>85350719
>ripped cthulhu
>2 glowing eyes
I wish people would stop drawing cthulhu like that
I mean, lovecraft himself drew cthulhu and people just ignore it to draw him like a badass
cthulhu is supposed to be a fatass with several pitch black eyes
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