Netflix calls you and says we need a prequel and sequel to Alien

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APOLOGIZE

we're not gonna give you ideas. come up with then on your own you little fagflix shill, never come back btw

Prequel: A little girl falls asleep, fade to credits

Sequel: The little girl wakes up crying and tells her parents about the bad dream she had about the alien movies.

>>85339892
I pitch a remake of Aliens but with references to the 80s like neon and stuff, you know synth music and a David Hasselhoff cameo. Plus the crew are all geeky nerds and they will be like shooting trivia and collecting cool merch from other franchises

It's pretty pathetic.
How hard is it to make a good Alien movie anyway? Apparently very hard since they've been failing at making one for 30 years now.

>>85339946
>Mom it was terrible! Alien^3 was plagued by production problems and they ruined the story, then they just kept making more dumb movies and they said they were never going to stop!
>Don't worry sweetie, that could never really happen, just a dream.

>opening scene: full penetration, vaginal. Then we move to small penetration, them more penetration

Can I have my check now pls

>>85339994
What's sad is I would still watch that

>>85340035
>vagina opens
>smaller vagina comes out of it

>>85339892
Sympathetic alien tries to come to earth and make a new life for itself by escaping its violent home planet. The FBI is the antagonist and hunts it down for much of the film. Include TV shots of Drumpfff saying Mexico isn't sending their best as a diner full of fat white males starts applauding.

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>>85339946
I'd watch this.

Although sequel needs end-credits scene. WY is real, her father works there and concludes an Exec Meeting where he successfully buys out all employee bonus schemes with slight salary increases.

Ends with the room emptying and he slowly fist pumps with eyes shut/smirk... fade to black..

Try and find a good writer, keep him away from Ridley and get him to collaborate with Blomkamp with his ideas for an Aliens sequel and have him direct.
It's that simple. The problem with Blomkamp is that he got lucky with D9 and hasn't really done anything decent story wise since.

>>85340225
Put your shitty gif away plz

>>85340417
Fug off

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>>85340417
why the shitty vibe anon I liked the gif fine

I would tell them to let the Alien franchise die already and hang up

>>85339892
>movie opens with shaw and david leaving the planet from prometheus
>ship blows up
>roll credits

Fuck that gay ass shit with "duh android made da aliems". Ridley is a senile piece of shit.

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>>85340225
When will anime Pajeets leave this place? Image related

>>85340884
Reminder that he also insists that Deckard was a replicant even though it makes no sense at all
Dude is hellbent on ruining every good thing he ever did

>>85340977
Based fucking loos

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>>85340225
I was the guy you replied to and I liked your cheesy gif anon, I have no idea why it triggered people so hard.

A Hadley's hope movie dealing with the before and after of the xeno takeover and ending as the marines arrive.

Concerns average joes and people trying to survive then realizing they've been abandoned by Weyland.

>>85339892
Prequel opens with David and that one chick from pronetheus arriving on engineer planet.
Suddenly a wild Burt Reynolds appears and shoots chick in the face with a bow then says something about survival and nature before changing into wolfman and leaping out of the ship.
Rest of prequel follows Burt as a wolfman searching for Arnold Schearzenegers daughter. She's never found
Sequel: Everyone from the entire set if movies post aliens is in a room. It's blown up and we flash to a scene of James Cameron rolling in a money room while Peter Jackson plays the theme from March of the penguins on a trombone
Fin

>>85340225
retarded gif

>>85339999
Original Alien pretty much said all there was to be said. It's a movie that should have never gotten a sequel.

>>85339999
Check'd

>>85340328
Bonus schemes? Don't you mean situations?

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>>85341195
WRONG

>>85339928
His vision was so powerful. Damn. Ridley should let this big southafrican guy make the fucking movie. The plot obviating Alien 3 is just great. Imagine the posibilities.

>>85341285
Cameron is a hack.

>>85339892
0 chance the franchise is dead. Fox will wait a few years for the stench of Prometheus and Covenant to wear off, kick Ridley to the curb then either re-boot the franchise or come up with some convoluted way to bring back Ripley. No way they let a tentpole franchise with that kind of audience recognition die off permanently.

Gladiator 2: Prometheus
>It's basically Ben Hur except Jesus is a giant white alien

This is unironically Ridley Scott's explanation why the white dude murdered everybody in Prometheus.

>>85339892
I fucking hate modern Hollywood.
It's so fucking sensitive to retards on Twitter and Facebook.
STOP LISTENING TO NORMIES

Jesus.
Prometheus comes out and it's well liked enough but people say "It doesn't give enough answers about Alien/Aliens".
So Ridley Scott and his producers go "You want answers? Here! Here's everything!"
And then they sit back and expect everyone to love their movie.
But they don't.

Because people don't know what the fuck they want. Giving people explanations for why things exist in a horror movie is fucking stupid. That's like screenwriting 101 and Hollywood is throwing out basic lessons like that out the window because Twitter retards are slapping their sticky mitts on their keyboard and shitting out complaints.

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>>85341331
>The plot obviating Alien 3 is just great

>>85341195
I'm far more of a fan of Alien, but I'm more or less OK with Aliens...it's what they did to 3 that started the shit rolling down the hill. Every movie has been progressively worse since then and there's no saving it now short of a complete reboot.

>>85339892
I don't pick up my phone if it's a number I don't recognize.

>>85341741
Apart from how it fucks over the characters from Aliens what's wrong with 3

>>85339892

the aliens were just trying to take back their planet from the invading humans

>>85341645
Promenteus was not "well liked nouhg", it was rightfully trashed as being the mess that it is.

And Covenant didn't answer many questions, all it did was make everything more convoluted and cluster fucked. They're both abortions of films that should never have gotten made.

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>>85341782
The real question is what's good about it?

It's just flat and boring.
They do nothing with the religious symbolism (oh nooo Ripley kills herself at the end to save everyone what a shock).
They do nothing with the meaning of "good/bad" thing.

It's like Fincher wanted to make Dante's Inferno in space and with an Alien.
But barely tried beyond putting in the basic pieces

There's nothing explicitly wrong with the movie. It works fine. But there's nothing special about it. There's a monster, there's some people. They fight for a while with each other then work together to kill the monster.

>>85341922
i always laugh when people like you cant make it past the pleb filter. does every movie have to hold you hand every second?

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>>85341419
WRONG

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Lol this senile fuck got BTFO by capekino

>>85341612
>tentpole franchise

Since fucking WHEN.

>>85339892
fuck netflix and fuck black people

>>85339892
I'm confused. Is that guy a robot or something?

>>85341962
It's like you need to stop redditspacing and go back from whence you came you stupid fuck.

>>85342226
kek

>>85342234
Magneto. It's a cross-franchise promotion for the Aliens/X-Men extended universe.

>>85341002
The guy has been losing it over the years. I wouldn't be surprised if soon he tried to say Maximus didn't really die at the end of Gladiator or something equally retarded.

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>>85339892
New IP when?

>>85342262
Reddit spacing is when every line has a space between it.
Learn what things actually mean before you parrot them like a child

>>85341331
To this day I don't understand the hard-on people have about the cardboard space marines of Aliens. It was a fun flick, but the characters Cameron created weren't that great.

>>85342272
please anon. I didn't really pay attention in the beginning.

Anybody else hate that girl who locked the black girl with the alien?

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>>85340225
>>85340417
>>85341174

Marines vs Engineers vs Xenomorphs vs David

The braindead capeshit eating people want ALIENS not ALIEN

>>85342340
It has a better chance at being good than anything Ridley makes.

>>85339892
A new alien that only kill white cis males.

>>85342381
>Anybody else hate that girl who locked the black girl with the alien?
Yeah, she was a stupid selfish cunt, but a lot of people would be in that situation.

>>85341645

"Well liked"

Posters on IMDB and /tv/ wrote better stories than the turd Prometheus gave us

>>85342213
Since Aliens.

>>85339994
Let's kill them slowly

>>85341002

Deckard is a replicant now according to Blade Runner 2049

>>85342503
A group of monkeys could make a better story than Prometheus had.

>>85342610
You just shut your whore mouth

>>85339928
Blomkamp has done nothing to prove he's capable of making a good "Alien" movie. "District 9" was a fluke.

>>85339994
Have an Alien infestation hit a futuristic Blade Runner-style city

Aliens Vs Predators Vs Engineers

Set in space, slasher style, one of the twists is 95% of the humans are replicant used as bait by Weyland Yutani to capture one of the 3 aliens

It'll print money

>>85339999
The franchise has been meh because the filmmakers refuse to switch the formula up. It's always "people on spaceship/space station stalked". Predator knew enough to set Predator 2 in ghetto LA.

>>85342669

Got to hand it to Harrison Ford tho literally crashing his legacy with no fucks given

>>85342213
Prometheus grossed $400 million and even Covenant managed $232 million.

>>85339892
fuck you niggers, covenant was great

>>85342808
If he really agrees to make Deckard a replicant I would be surprised, maybe when he did Force Awakens he decided fuck it, just cash in, send the grandkids to Harvard and who cares about these 80s movies anyway.

>>85342846
People were hyped for Prometheus and it let them down. That reflected directly on why Covenant did so little.

>>85342921

The leak said he's a prototype one with longer lifespan don't know if it's true or not

>>85342784
>Predator knew enough to set Predator 2 in ghetto LA.
But it was still the same formula, just in a city. I don't think a change in setting would Alien. Hell, Alien 3 was on a prison planet, and Alien covenant spent a majority of the run time on whatever engineer world that was.

>>85342524
Alien and Aliens were successful in large part because they were on a shoestring budget, though.>>85342846

>85342846
This makes me sick, honestly.

>>85342945
You're correct but Covenant is still going to break even or turn a minor profit. The There's still interest there, Fox just needs to get its shit together

>>85342808
>crashing his legacy of starring in schlocky pop culture 70s-80s movies by staring in schlocky pop culture 2010s movies

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>>85343061
>Aliens
>shoestring budget

>>85339892
Can we all agree, now that the dust has settled, that Ridley Scott is a hack that got lucky with Alien?

>>85339892
It's a Netflix gig so it will have a lot of interspecies sex with the xenomorph, and it will preach tolerance and how the alien species will strengthen our society with diversity.

I think it was great and i'm a very excited to see the sequel. Maybe the bring back Sigourney Weever.

>>85339892
like Alien but all of the actors constantly apologize for Prometheus and Covenant

>>85341068
Aliens confirms all the colonists were accounted for (cocooned) and then the place was nuked form orbit

Where the fuck is the bluray rip? We are in the end of July already ffs.

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>>85343485
>wanting to watch it in the first place

>>85343485
don't watch it man
im trying to forget it at this point

>>85343523
>>85343701
Jokes on you, Ive watched it in the cinema and actually liked it.

>"Franchise always sounds like a vaguely not-very-nice word, because it means making money. And there’s nothing wrong with making money in the film industry – in fact it’s what it’s all about"

I guess this answers every questions.

>>85341962
>They do nothing with the religious symbolism
The Christian themes are surprisingly perfect, Fiorina 161 is literally a fallen world, with all the fire, furnaces and sinners it's basically Hell. 161 being a reference to 616, a variant of the number of the Beast. The alien becomes satanic as depicted in Revelation, it's even called the Dragon and the Beast and is trapped in the Pit before being released and bringing about the end times. Ripley is basically carrying an antichrist, the ultimate culmination of the series' theme of perverted motherhood, she hates her baby and would literally rather die than give birth. It even ends up in a lake of fire, from Revelation. The company scientists are depicted as angels, with flowing white robes coming down from "heaven". Except they're the bad guys and the people in Hell (Fiorina) are the good guys. The black dude gives a speech about rebirth while the Alien is born from the dead ox, a combination of christ-like imagery and Old Testament animal sacrifice, but perverted into an evil version of those two.

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I unironically enjoy all Alien movies. Of course some of them are better than the others, Alien and Aliens being the best ones, but I like all Alien movies in general. So far the worst of them is Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. It went completely off road and felt like a Dawson's Creek episode with Alien sideplot. It was still a passable movie.

Alien: Covenant suffered from pretty much all the same problems as Prometheus, but if you watch them side by side, they're alright. I agree with RLM when they said the weakest part of Covenant were the Alien parts in spaceship. That kinda sucked and lasted for like 15 minutes, so there wasn't even time to build up tension for that. It felt like they just slapped that shit there because people were complaining how Prometheus didn't have enough ayylamaos. I did like the white pale alien bath scene, that was fucking terrifying.

I just wish they didn't fuck up the jockey aka space elephant man in Prometheus like they did. It was this mysterious creature that only appeared for few minutes in the original Alien movie, and it impressed the audience so much that they kept talking about it for decades. I was imagining them as something so alien to us that our minds couldn't even comprehend what they would had looked alive. We just saw the torso, he could've had spider legs or some kind of worm tail for all we know, but then Prometheus came and showed us it was just a space suit and the jockeys are actually bald humanoids. Even the cheesy as fuck comics made the jockeys seem more fantastic.

>>85339892
My pitch is literally just Alien stretched out to a 13 episode season. Go ahead and warm that Emmy up for me.

>>85344219
The success of alien reled mostly on Giger's work.

Now it's just another monster movie. Except nothing happens until the last 20 minutes. Oh and you have a 15 minutes flute playing scene between two gaybots.

>>85342198
I mean, he's not wrong. Superhero films are mostly garbage corporate product catering to the ADHD generation, and completely forgettable within a day of seeing them.

However, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones: "no story", "non-reality of the situation" and "bad" are all terms I could use to describe parts of Prometheus and all of Covenant. He clearly still knows how to shoot a film, everything he makes LOOKS beautiful still, but he really needs to work with better screenwriters, or have them forced upon him. A good editor too.

>>85344304
That is where hollywood starts to hit the wall. A 100M+$ movie have the same scenario of a 40 mn long tv show episode. People legitimatly loose interest in cinema. They want more.

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>>85342784
I would just make a 50/50 slow horror movie to pure rambo action with the neat hybrid aliens

>>85344492
People's lack of creativity / options in what to do on a Saturday night will keep it alive no matter how crap it gets. It's one of the few things you're allowed to do with free time that doesn't require being rich.

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How come the jockey in Alien is a GIANT compared to the humans? The engineers in Prometheus were big dudes, but not as big as the one we saw in Alien.

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>>85344505
I had these when I was a kid

ITT: Millenials calling Covenant shit because it didn't have enough super heroes and explosions.

>>85344505
Why were there toys for R-rated movie? Children aren't supposed to watch these movies. Yeah they're probably going to watch them anyway, kids love that shit, but still what the fuck. When I was still at the age when I played with toys, I wasn't allowed to watch anything cool like Aliens.

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>>85339892
>Alien Covenant
This was invoking the Greeks compared to the Vikings of the original.

Anybody else see Billy Crudup playing Alcibiades in the future?

>>85344689
they changed the idea god damn it are you fucking retarded or is it like first time you encountered such thing in either video games or movies?

>>85344837
i have two older brothers so i watched r rated movies very early.

>>85341285
literally just a remake of Alien with guns

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Prequel: Shaw and David being qts
Sequel: David being a qt
Not hard

>>85345087
Yeah other than a completely different structure, characters, conflict, theme and plot it's completely the same.

>>85344817

ATAX vs Aliens when?

>>85345023
Well then that's one fucking huge inconsistency right there.

>>85339892
tell them to god fuck themselves.

if you actually believe alien (yes, even aliens was pointless) ever needed a sequel you're a fucking retard

Same with Predator. Both of them should have ended at first films. But they didn't. Because hollywood was a mistake.

>>85345233
may be but Alien is fucking old

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>>85339892
Remake Prometheus with this as the outline of the plot.

>>85344689
Alien space jokey is the american version
Prometheus engineers are the european version

>Prequel
A movie about Yutani's own interaction with the Engineers (maybe revolving around some artifact they found on earth) involving a rivalry with Weyland, corporate espionage, etc.

>Sequel
Ancestors of prequel arrive to David's colony, who has cocooned himself inside somekind of giger monstrocity and is mentally controlling xenomorphs as an alien king. The two competing space crews (Weyland and Yutani) try to extract David but Engineers step in at the last moment and fuck everything up. A survivor from each crew escape together.

>>85345367
Why did they continue exploring after Holloway became infected and started attacking people?

Why would infesting a planet with xenomorphs make it inhabitable for the space jockeys? They would either have to go down to earth and kill all the xeno's or bomb the whole planet of all life and they could just do either of those things to the humans there anyway.

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What pisses me off is that it pulls off alien 3.
Kills off main characters off screen between movies.

>>85339892
Was it really that bad guys?

>>85345969
the xenos could be like dogs to them

>make a movie for the sake of making one
>use an established franchise to ensure profit
>mess up the story by putting stupid shit in it
>try to make it blasphemous and hint that Christianity is an alien cult

He should have just acknowledged James Cameron's sequel and stop trying to continue "his" franchise.