Why is this guy 'offering up' his daughter in literally

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Does no one else find this strange? Is it some sort of desperate plea to the Hollywood Illuminati, inviting them to desecrate his daughter?

>>85336891
Because he is desperately insecure. That's why he wears the baseball cap, that's why he wears oversized clothes, that's why he raises his eyebrows in a constant attempt to make his face look smoother and younger, and that's why he points to the other person in the photo with him. To take the attention away

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>>85337161
He just looks like a cuck to me, but some sort of weird incest cuck. He wants to watch old rich men fuck his daughter. He named her Harley Quinn. Think about it. This is weird.

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>>85336891
>>85337105

that pose, that fucking pose I swear to God...

>>85336891
>Take her, someone please take her already! Why nobody wants her?! ... just take her out for a while so I can beat my meat.

>>85337209
He totally seems like the kind of guy who'd sit in the corner and watch as his wife was being fucked by two black guys, then pay them 20 grand for the pleasure

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>>85337258
As you can see in this photo, Smith is positioning himself as The Joker, the boyfriend of Harley Quinn. This man is a sick, sick fuck. His movies are utter dogshit and he is a worthless, obese and deranged excuse for a father.

>>85336891
>>85337105
>>85337209
He isn't "offering up his daughter," you fucking insane weirdo. He's like "haha, what a character, what am I going to do? She's more than I can handle! I'm just a big fat dad with no talent who smokes marijuana all day long! lol! What am I going to do with this whippersnapper? What a firecracker! Somebody please take her! MOLOCH, TAKE HER! WHERE IS THE GOLDEN BULL?"

He dresses like a fucking child. I bet he'd even dress like that on an evening chat show.

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You'd say this no matter how he posed. People get weirded out by a dad being anywhere near their daughter but are fine with moms kissing their sons.

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>>85337298
>t. Kevin Smith
>pic related
Eat your last block of cheese and go lay down in a dark room to sleep, you fat fuck.

whats with the autism surrounding kevin smith

>>85337394
Yeah, man. Totally fucking normal to direct shots showing off your underage daughter's body in an industry known worldwide for being plagued with child abuse. Nothing weird here at all.

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Why does he make the face?

Is it some sort of occult sign? Eyes wide open? Why is this man so perplexingly fucked up?

>>85337473
To be fair, these days the daughter probably suggests the idea because she wants people to see her as hot.

>>85336891
>299x168
Why are mobilefags allowed to post here?

>>85337669
Your and idiot.

>>85337422
Still sounds better than my current life

>>85337473
kek I bet you think parents who put their daughters in dance/ballet are secretly pedophiles and vicious child abusers

you're projecting your own perversions onto others. that's not healthy.

>>85337394
so that depps daughter right? she is fine.

>>85337692
Too poor to buy a PC? Just curios.

>>85337751
I bet you're a projector too. That's why you see everything as projection, isn't it? Oh boy that is not healthy.

>>85337789
Your dad bought your PC, Billy. You know that.

>>85336891
Because he likes his dotter?

only to black guys

>>85337394
Her body is insane. It's a shame about that face though. Do you think Depp has fucked her when she has sleepovers with Lily?

>>85337997
No doubt. Depp is most likely a key figure in the Hollywood pedo elite. He's making some sort of pact with Smith. Depp is best friends with Damien Echols of the West Memphis 3.

>>85336891
i'd rail the shit out of her ngl senpai

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>>85336891
>>85337105
>>85337209
>>85337295
>>85337578

>>85337422
Boo hoo, cry me a fucking river. That's the price you pay for living the life you do, you moron.

People like that should stop complaining and kill themselves. It's the life they chose. If they want, they can slide back into obscurity given enough time. There are tons of well-adjusted celebs who went their fucking way into normal lives and never looked back. Losing anonimity is what you give in exchange for those mountains of dosh and coke, the fame, the big house and your own fucking private island. She could've chosen to pirsue a career that didn't involve all that, but she decided to suck a producer's stiffy instead.

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Okay, this guy is the fucking teenage girl selfie taker of Hollywood. Fucking seriously, offering your teenage daughter to the wolves -- nonetheless naming her Harley Quinn?

Imagine how destabilized you'd have to be to even consider that name, especially after she was birthed. I can't imagine her a c-section, I'd rather fancy her a vaginal birth.

Is he honestly offering her to the deep cabals of Hollywood and the underbelly of United States foreign connections? Fucking BOOM. Never thought of it like this before.

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>>85338279
And Depp is also close friends with Manson. And I've seen too many pictures of him with younger girls

>>85338798
>Depp describes himself as a vampire
>Pizzagate unveils "spirit cooking" and weird experiments involving blood transfusions from young people being used to reverse aging
>Depp is friends with numerous people who seem to identify with pedophilic imagery and religion/occultism
>Kevin Smith does all this weird shit with his daughter named Harley Quinn "Daddy's Little Monster"
All purely coincidence, I'm sure.

Why do schizophrenic retards have to ruin every thread here

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did Kevin Smith really sue image hosting companies into taking down that real paparazzi photo of him eating a block of cheese as he gassed up his SUV? I heard a rumor about that happening, and I posted that photo to my facebook account while it was hosted on imgur and it was removed for whatever reason - from imgur, not facebook.

>>85339746
How does he float with no feet

holy shit

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>>85337578
He even does the face with his dying mom.

>>85339746
he was probably high as fuck and didn't have time to grade it.

>>85337298
this guy gets it

>>85336891
>>85337105
>>85337209
I'm pretty sure I've seen that pose on stained glass images of Jesus Christ, so... guess that confirms you are a heathen.

>>85339908
how come his fat doesn't look that fat, yet he's fucking my 600 lb life tier fat?

>>85339908

What was he really watching? It was capeshit, right?

>>85339908
What is this

>>85340016
Yes. I think it was the season finale of Daredevil.

He probably does it because he saw someone else do it once and Smith has no ideas of his own.

>>85338685
Depp's daughter is so beautiful

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https://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/kevin-smith

Kevin Smith donates to these causes:
>Declare Yourself
>Food Bank For New York City
>Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network
>The Lunchbox Fund
>The Wayne Foundation

Hm. The Wayne Foundation, like the others, concerns itself with exploited children.

>Committed to spreading awareness of CSEC (Commercial Sexual Exploitation of Children) and DMST (Domestic Minor Sexual Trafficking) occurring within the United States.

>The organization’s goal is to provide young women in the United States who have fallen victim to DMST with a means of leaving the sex industry for good, by providing a safe home environment with rehabilitation services.

>Kevin Smith is the foundation’s co-founder and Vice President of the Board.

I'm sure there's nothing strange going on here. Naming your daughter after Daddy's Little Monster and being involved with all these charities isn't weird at all, especially after all the Pizzagate nonsense.

>>85340102
She makes out with a naked girl in a recent movie she's in. She doesn't get naked herself though.

>>85339908
I bet its that video of the chinese toddler getting repeatedly run over by 4 different cars. I cried too

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>>85336891
>>85337105
>>85337209
>>85337295
>>85337578
>Why does he make the face?
Because hes ugly and he knows it. All ugly/fat people make goofy faces when taking pictures.

Its a physiological defense mechanism. They do it without even realizing it. Its so when they see a picture later of themselves and they look fucking retarded in it they can say mentally, look I'm ugly because I was acting goofy, it protects them from facing the fact theyre fucking ugly.

>>85338659
Yeah, I get it, in the grand scheme of life this guy has it better than 99.99999999% of people who ever lived. But we aren't allowed to feel any regret in life? You don't have any regrets?

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I would love to tie Kevin up and rape his daughter in front of him

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>>85337578
Kevin Smith is the creator of the "Mike Stoklasa derp face".

>yfw Mike is the Solid Snake to Kevin Smith's Big Boss

>>85337578
Yes please fucking why? It's in every single picture of him, him and his stupid fucking face that he does.

>>85340183
Spot on

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>>85339334
>all this autism in action

>>85340112
>The organization’s goal is to provide young women in the United States who have fallen victim to DMST with a means of leaving the sex industry for good, by providing a safe home environment with rehabilitation services.
I honestly am curious how many of them successfully rehabilitate.
Do they see a dude with a big cock and get triggers?
Also, the pedo fucks at the top cut into a huge chunk of that money.
This world is disgusting.

>>85340183
Yep, Kevin only got confident years after being successful which is why he used to be "Silent Bob". Now he talks a ton but he still sees himself as ugly.

>>85340289
What is this?

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>>85336891
she has a fat ass?

>>85339818
How do you float WITH feet?

>>85340445
Well just because hes successful doesn't mean hes no longer ugly? Hes a blading skinny fat manlet. He may be rich but hes still ugly dude.

>>85340494
delicious, absolutely delicious.

>>85339746
I like cheese too but dayum.

>>85340068
I thought it was the Flash but I might be thinking of something else.

>>85340507
>skinny fat
He's just fat. He's not skinny in any conceivable way.

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>>85340102

>>85340701
I'd throw it all away for her. Stunning.

>>85340694
How can you tell? He's got that hockey jersey on. There is LITERALLY no way to tell what his body shape is!

>>85340499
Isn't it obvious?

>>85340754
Her dad was cute at that age too, now look him.

She's not even hot.

>>85340102
She looks like Golem

>>85340842
She looks like her dad for sure, but she still has those French genes, frogs age like wine.

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>>85340754

>>85337422
Nice LARP

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>>85339904
I've been there.

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>this fucking thread

>>85340947
God that's some high levels of autism you guys were spewing there.

>>85340694
See >>85340112
hes lost weight but gained no muscle. thas why I called him that but either way.

>>85340947
Embarrassing.

>>85339746
>so high he's actually hovering over the ground

>>85341081
nobody wants to admit they ate 9 blocks of cheese

>>85339746
>smoking weed and eating cheese till you're so high you're actually hovering.
wew.

>>85336891
>'offering up'
He named her Harley Quinn for gods sake, did you really think they were going to just have some average run of the mill father-daughter relationship??

>>85337105

probably this, he hasn't been relevant in fucking years

he'll never direct a blockbuster capeshit that he probably dreams of at this rate so he's offering his firstborn like a good goyim

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What the fuck kind of name is Harley Quinn?

>>85340507
>skinny fat
t. avarage american.

>>85340016
>>85340037
Some fan dying of cancer wrote him a letter about how clerks was his favorite movie or something

>>85341414
I'm rubbing my nipples while watching her crawl away.

>>85336891
You can tell he never fucked in his youth. The way he parades his wife and his daughter around is his way of saying "See I'm not virgin! Ha!" to the people who gave him shit as a teenager.

>>85341423
see >>85341217

>>85340112
He did say he was an altar boy growing up.

>>85341440
Aw that's kinda sad. I'd cry too.

>>85339962

he lost a ton of weight but he probably still has to wear the jerseys because the skin would sag out of a regular shirt...

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>>85340754
>tfw no lily gf

>>85336891
>>85337105
>>85337209
>>85337295
>>85337578
>>85338685
>>85340112
I assume it's more a case of he's surprised he not only managed to procreate, but that his offspring looks so good. He's a fat stoner comic book nerd that's living the dream and actually got a waifu and presumably knows what a vagina feels like, every moment of every day he's constantly surprised.

>>85341727
>surprised she looks so good

Cus it aint his

lol, she's probably like "whey the fuck did i have to get EXACTLY his face?".

Imagine being lucky enough to not be a whale like your father but having his exact face.

Explain, how THE FUCK is naming your daughter Harley Quinn is not abuse?

>>85340947
>Because the anesthetic i think
CUTE!

>>85341869
Harley is a normal first name and Quinn is just her middle name so it's literally nothing.

Celebrities name their kids apple and racecar. Harley is a fucking normal ass name.

>>85341869
Joaquin Phoenix's siblings were named River,, Rain, Liberty and Summer

>>85341978
You're insecure

Minus the millenials' shitposting this thread is pretty interesting.

Weird how you can live at home and still crave attention so much. You fucking millenial scum.

>>85342059
>River
:(

I don't know how anyone can be attracted to this butterface, knowing you'd be fukcing something so closely related to Kevin Smith.

>>85337422
Kim Kardashian?
>Husband is famous
>Family are famous
>Has kids

>>85342059
>River, Rain, Liberty and Summer
These names at least have some aesthetic value in them, but Harley Quinn literally means insane Joker's sex toy. Didn't this fat fuck care that people would associate his daugher with this oversexualized character, all her life, even when she's just a small girl?

So do you think his own daughter cucks him? Like she waits until he's home to fuck her boyfriend really loudly.

>>85337298
this made me feel bad.

>>85337578
Why does he wear the mask?

Stop complaining.

Post more Harley.

>>85340289
What is this autism?

>>85342832
This.

Cause she's the best thing he ever made.

>>85337298
I love this shitshow of a board.

>>85336891
>Why is this guy 'offering up' his daughter in literally every picture of them together?

Because he's presenting my sweet 'n sexy smith waifu to me.

>>85337997
>It's a shame about that face though.

STFU ABOUT MY WAIFU YOU ASSHOLE!

>>85340112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2os7nN4QNQ

https://www.BACEFOOK.com/thewaynefoundation/

http://hopeforthesold.com/interview-with-jamie-walton-from-the-wayne-foundation/

I am 100% sure there is something fishy about this organization, OP. I'm gonna look deeper into this. There's something fucked going on.

>>85343459
>wearing his big stupid jersey to help prevent child sex trafficking

>>85337789
Phones are more expensive tho.

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>>85343459
This is the woman who runs the foundation with him. She looks creepy as fuck. Doing some digging. She was molested as a child and is most likely now a molester herself.

>>85343804
THIS IS NOT A REAL PICTURE

>>85340679
It was. It's the scene when he's watching his mother die after deciding not to save her.

>>85343804
That's a man baby!

>>85337161
>insecure
>wears a customized hockey jersey with his fucking face on it
Pick one

>>85341869
Nick Cage named his kid Kal-El.

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>>85343804
Her dressed up as Snow White.

>>85337295
why do all Americans dress like this?

>>85344189
It's only the slutty ones that show their midriff.

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>>85340112
>>85343459
>>85343804

>mfw more autism in action

Get a fuckin' life, autists.

>>85344273
I don't mean the female, mate. I've never seen an American female but I've seen a lot of American male tourists and all of them, without exception, wear an oversized shirt, shorts, and trainers.

>>85337105
You don't understand, this "illuminati ritual" is actually just getting niggers to rape women in developed countries while under the guise of "diversity"

>>85337789
>still uses a PC
Go to bed, grandpa

>>85343804
She looks like a tranny

Harley is a big time qt but my god she is so annoying. She literally doesn't shut up about veganism or muh womens rights

>>85343459
https://greatnonprofits.org/organizations/view/the-wayne-foundation-inc/page:5

There are a couple 1 star reviews on here that say the organization appears to be a dud, nothing but a storefront that sells tickets. Definitely sounds like a front. The other reviews are all 5 stars, could be astroturfed. We need some real piece of hard evidence here.

One of the comments claims Jamie Walton used to be a lingerie model. Can anyone dig that up?

>>85344921
She's ugly as fuck
Get your eyes checked or up your standards

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>>85337286
you know who is that on the right?

that's kevin smith wife

but did you know who took that photo?

kevin smith.

>>85340183
I can confirm this statement

Jamie Walton got Alison Rapp fired from Nintendo over her pro-pedo comments, but then deleted them when she was contacted by Jesse Singal, a senior writer at the NYT and he threatened her in some way to make her take them down.

>>85345147
Wow his wife actually was hot at one point.

>>85340222
But the point is, if the guy had a real Job and struggled all his life he would hate it too.

A-List celebrities could literally sit there in their mansions without doing shit, and still get payed to buy luxurious shit.

If you aren't happy as a rich celebrity, chances are you are not gonna make it like a poorfag either.

>>85343459
Is probably that he was abused himself or someone he knows was abused(Idk, Matt damon?).

Still is hard to fault him when hollywood culture is so incredibly degenerate.
All his celebrity friends probably all thought it was awesome that he named her daughter harley quinn.

>>85341440
>clerks fan
Glad he got cancer desu

>>85345786
>>85345786
What kind of monster doesn't like Clerks?

>>85345822
What kind of autistic manchild likes Clerks past the age of 15?

>>85345762
That's one way to look at it, but that way also denies taking any investigative action towards this. I am 100% sure Kevin Smith is a sick fuck working some sort of grand scheme here. I simply cannot abide the fact that he named his daughter Harley Quinn. He is evil.

>>85339746
Are you an angel?

>>85337422
>>85342282
Is hard to say, that post literally describes like half of hollywood.

It can't be Kevin Smith though, his wife is not an A-lister.

>>85339746
>no mayonaise in the other hand

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>>85339855

>>85339334
>pizzagate

Neck yourself you absolute faggot.

>>85345895
It's alright.

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>>85336891
Kevin Smith is a fat talentless one trick pony who has dragged out the brief glory of Clerks until there is zero left and he should hold his breath until he sleeps.

>>85342282
>almoat universally hated despite never having done anything particularly bad or illegal

It fits

>>85346113
>hurr hurr alt-right losers go back to pol

He wants to be seen with a "hot" girl in pictures since his wife is ugly.

>>85338685
Kevin Smith strikes me as the kind of guy who would do that if he thought it would buy him another 15 minutes of fame.

>>85337578
>>85337295
>>85337209
>>85337105
Jesus fuck, those shirt logos

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>>85342282
People do get crazy with the Kardashian hate.

>>85339904
The word your're looking for is "grate" dumbass, jesus.

>>85336891
I've read one of his books, he let someone paint his wife while she posed nude for hours and he just watched

>>85341440
He probably got cancer from watching Kevin Smith movies............

>>85340494
I wanna berry my dick in it

>>85341440

that'd hit me in the feels too if I had directed that film

>>85347449
King Arthur style!

Wow guys, you are mean. Why do you even hate him? And those comments about his daughter are unacceptable.

>>85347659
Shut up Kevin

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2012/1/prweb9136482.htm

he's definitely laundering money through the foundation.

>>85346354
Please do.

>>85337209

He named her after a character whose major traits at the time were being an airhead, being a psychopath, being a criminal, and getting involved in an abusive relationship with the Joker.

But "huh huh funny I'll name my kid after Harley Quinn!!"

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>>85336891

>you can have the mom if you pay up for the daughter, goyim. Only 200 shekels for the pair. 100 if you let me record it.

>>85347738
It's not me.

>>85347871
>it ain't me starts playing

>>85340701

Lilly is one cute little fucker.

hmmhhmmm

>>85337295
those knees

>>85336891
>>85337105
>>85337209
>>85337295
>>85337578
>>85338685
>>85339855
>>85340112
>>85347852
Is that the worst facelift of all time? He has a constant look of surprise stuck on his face.

>>85340112
>Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network
Incest is weird but It's not really on the same level as rape or abuse

>>85337422
so fake it hurts. anyone on the A list works their ass off to be there. These people have relationships with paparazzi and call them to show up to places that they will be. This is a seriously cringeworthy fake post and the people analyzing it to try to guess who wrote it are retarded.

>>85348482
>t. Kevin Smith

>>85340183
>All ugly/fat people make goofy faces when taking pictures
Not true. There are many ugly people who are either unaware of their ugliness or have accepted it and thus don't make faces when photographed.

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>>85348447
>Worst facelift of all time

>>85348558
>Kevin Smith is A list

>>85348472
Seems like the only people that talk about how horrible incest was for them is when they were raped by a family member.

>>85336891
Didn't he post a pic where she dress up in a sexy Harley Quinn costume?

>>85348240
What knees? They've almost dissolved into her flabby legs.

>>85339334
>weird experiments involving blood transfusions from young people being used to reverse aging
um what

>>85337298
good job on this post. this is a good post.

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>>85348127
she is quite little.

>>85347449
>>85347546
well memed fellow old fags xD

>>85348853
damn smol

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>>85348853
y'all should look up elite gender inversion

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>>85346745
>Kardashian

TFW when no ridiculously huge ass waifu

>>85349503
don't feel too bad
her pussy's already been destroyed by the BBC anyway

>>85341440
Nope, it was the season finale of The Flash

>>85349344
is that something like the elite want us to be attracted to the same gender so they create children with ambiguous gender features?

>>85349831
>the illuminati want to abolish gender
redpill me on this

>>85342282
Good guess

>>85349831
you got it

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>>85342059
Isn't Joaquin's real name leaf or something

>>85337394
why are depp's daughter's arms backwards?

reptilian?

>>85349999

>government seeks more and more control
>only way they can do this is to destroy individuality and masculinity
>Low T men are bred through social conditioning and additives in food
>Low T men are fed propaganda to make them get off to sexual submission
>Submission to government authority is seen as a good in and of itself to these low T cuckolds who associate submission with good feelings and psycho-sexual satisfaction

>>85348634
can i get a quick rundown on these guys?

>>85350407
Why would someone want to rule over a country full of pussies who can't defend said country from outside attacks?

>>85350536
Pussies won't try to take over the government. America has enough nukes to destroy anyone else and an anti-defense missile system to defend from their attacks.

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>>85349344

Are you implying that Lily doesnt look feminine ? How fucking high are you exaclty ?

>>85350536
>Why would someone want to rule over a country full of pussies who can't defend said country from outside attacks?

It's about taking over the entire world and making everyone complacent by making them dependent on the government through welfare and whatnot.
Curtailing masculinity is for maintaining control. Female features are preferred because women shop (spend money, moreso than they earn), want more government power, are more easily manipulated by the media, and don't riot.
Men riot and lead insurrections whenever they feel an injustice, we have seen this in Rome and wars through out history. So ideally to stop this you want aggressive men out and meek passive men and women in.
This also explains all the trannies we see nowadays, it's to subvert manhood.

>>85351162

Not him.... but those thumbs are longer than my index fingers.

>>85347852
His wife looks like Rocky Dennis now

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>>85348700
It's a scam. Basically a jew (no joke) read that mice started to "de-age" from getting blood plasma transfusions from younger mice.

So he did the same to humans.

Except, the mice don't actually de-age. The author states it could be a possibility but it's not proven.

There haven't been any research based on the benefits humans could get from younger blood.

So the procedure costs only 6,000$ so the guy doesn't scam the wrong types. As a higher price mark would just ask for trouble.

>>85351326

shit man, manlet genetics is fucked up.

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>>85351251
>the government is turning men into trannies to take over the world

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>>85350105

>>85341471
Okay fatty

>>85351414
Not "the government" but the elite secret societies. Why wouldn't they?

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>>85351162
>pic of her hiding Adams apple

>>85351447
So the 99 point whatever percent of men who haven't become trannies are just extremely lucky?

>>85351504
The percentage of men who are defecting to being trannies is only going up.

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>>85351470

you just want me to keep posting these dont you ?

well i dont blame you.

>>85351540
What are the figures for this trend?

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>>85350513

>>85351583
Just get 'em out, you slut.

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>>85351583
its not that she doesn't look "feminine" her bone structure is just so masculine. Those shoulders and none existing hips make her look like a 13 year old anorexic boy

>>85351670

http://www.independent.com/news/2016/apr/19/sudden-surge-transgender-teens/

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/01/health/transgender-population.html?mcubz=2

https://ww2.kqed.org/futureofyou/2017/04/11/transgender-clinics-see-surge-in-demand-from-youth-seeking-early-treatment/

https://www.advocate.com/politics/transgender/2015/02/11/british-clinic-young-trans-patients-have-increased-five-fold-four-ye

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jul/10/transgender-clinic-waiting-times-patient-numbers-soar-gender-identity-services

>>85336891
B-because he likes her?

>>85351369

I'm 6 foot 1, size 13 shoe, 7.5 inch cock, all with regular-sized hands.

Keep projecting you fat fuck loser.

>>85351792

>he fell for the thick meme

god have mercy on your soul brother.

>>85351862

Arent we all anon, arent we all ?

>>85351862
>not even 8 inches

dicklets gtfo

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>>85351873
>he fell for the stick meme

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>>85341440
it really is him watching capeshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_lGaBPbJLM

>>85349999
>>85349831
When people are all the same, they having nothing to fight about. Once we are all one society, with one set of goals, one ideology, one race, one gender, then we will be easiest to control

>>85352049

i fell for the absolutly adorable face genetics yes.

>>85352078
You do not want to become a part of the singularity and share in unity, fellow human?

>>85351735

She doesn't have any to get out desu

>He made Clerks at 24.
>I've done nothing.
I'm unironically envious of Kevin Smith's determination.

>>85352078
Enter into the conscious circle Goyim. Once you realize we are all one Sol, what is the point of fighting the tide of change?

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>>85337751
>ywn take your qt daughter to ballet class

>>85352049
fucking hell

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This thread gives me too many flashbacks of when my friend made me watch Yoga Hossers.

I don't think he's a good friend now that I think about it.

>>85352049
How big do you think her clit is?

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>>85354298
He probably just needed someone else to see it and confirm his mind wasn't playing tricks on him.

>>85354386
I still have mental whiplash from that movie.

It inter-splices Canadian Propaganda with NatSoc Propaganda so much that it still hurts my head.

>>85337473
He probably just doesn't realise what he's doing.

That's the biggest thing to become clear after the years he's spent bitching about Bruce Willis, he just doesn't know how to cope in big Hollywood

>>85344351
He knows you didn't mean the girl you absolute moron. He was joking.

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>>85341704
She has the tism

>>85355291
nice carpet...

>>85337394
imagine the number of takes all those yoga scenes took and numerous changes into yoga pants they had on hand.
i wonder if smith rolled around in those sweaty yoga pants/and tops.
deeply inhaling and licking the sweat soaked fabrics.

>>85337218
where's this gif from?

she was hotter in Clerks 2

>>85352072
Is that show actually worth watching?

>>85355946
>netflix
>capeshit
take a wild guess

>>85339334
>Kevin Smith does all this weird shit with his daughter named Harley Quinn "Daddy's Little Monster"

In Smith's defense, he did name her before Harley Quinn became the overly sexualized clown-slut we all know and jerk off to today.

>>85356299
its not a netflix original you dumbass

>>85355291
All the best ones do.

>>85336891
>>85337105
>>85337209
She's like a cross between sloth from The Goonies and Kat Timph

>>85337161
>stoner wants to wear comfy clothes
>insecure

>>85358599
Who the fuck is Kat Timph?

>>85358794
>kevin smith
>stoner
you dont know what youre talking about
he started smoking weed in his 40s
never done drugs
hes a poser in that aspect

>>85343804
>ywn be raped by this woman

>>85344109
seriously though, wouldn't it be easier for women like her if she just volunteered at a middle school and just picked the horniest boy there?

>>85337105
Serious question, totally not trolling but doesn't she look a lot like Jason Mewes in this pic?

>>85360588
She might be some sort of actor/plant to get kids to feel comfortable or whatever so they can be groomed to be sold.

>>85360875
Many people think Jason is the actual father, and if you read the thread you'll find that Smith is a known cuckold (see the superman photoshoot)

>>85350105
Lack of biceps. Most girls' arms do that.

>>85346113
Pedo please.

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http://jewishpalmbeach.org/socialize/tv/

Seems like Jamie Walton of the Wayne Foundation may also work for this (((company))). Hm.

>>85355785
She looked so hideous in clerks 2 people legit thought there would be a twist ending and that it would turn out Dante was fucking a tranny or hermaphodite or something

>>85356517
But isn't her name derived from harlequin? As in the cheap romance novels?

>>85337394
>dat fuckin ass
>dem titties

I'll be damned, Kevin Smith's greatest creation was his daughter.

>>85336891
I hate the way he constantly sucks Mark Bernardans dick on Fatman on Batman.

I like Mark, he's an Imperial fan and gets it whereas Kev pretends they are Nazis. But everything Mark says Kevin acts like he wants to gobble his black cock.

>>85356517
Wrong, the character has always been a slutty bimbo

>>85352653
>tfw nearly 24 and not kevin smith

>>85346354

>believing alex jones unironically

seriously, get some critical thinking skills

>>85339746
Fake. Look at the reflection on the door.

Retards.

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I know, what sort of twisted degenerate would offer up his own daughter like that?

>>85370325
I would fuck princess Ivanka to please The Donald.

>>85358798

More like what is a Kat Timph? Sounds like some sex move in Vietnamese or something.

>>85348634
memes aside why the fuck would anyone do this to themselves

>>85370486
praise kek xD

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>>85337394
>>85337578
>>85337105
>>85336891
shes thicc though

>>85370325
What was he thinking?

>>85365687
It just seems like he's being friendly. Mark is actually pretty intelligent so it's not surprising Kevin Smith is impressed by him.

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>>85336891
literally thought that was a picture of him with a trans guy at a fan meet.

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>>85337394
>lily rose
>dear god

>>85371865
He was thinking
I look amazing
like king Croesus the richest man that ever lived,
look at my healthy progeny and weep.

That is all he ever thinks
He is obsessed with wealth, and secretly hates all the poor schmucks that voted for him.

I wish somebody calls him out to stop acting and dressing like a retard

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>>85340947
>she's ticklish

>>85342059

Wasn't his brother named River?

>>85363303
its not a lack of bicep its a physiological difference that has been naturally selected for baby carrying

>>85370325
He offered them to the Jews so its literally okay

>>85339962
People have different fat distributions. His goes mostly to his gut. Not every fatty gets fat arms and legs.

>>85336891
I know you're trolling but I read it more as "Holy shit, I made this person? Oh shit, I did. Look at this shit! Like can you believe this? I'm a fat piece of shit and I somehow created a human with a symmetrical face."

>>85347843
Don't forget the part about her sleeping with professors to get her psychology degree.

Great character to name your daughter after.

I would totally go balls deep in his daughter while slapping her and berating the few of Kevin Smith's flicks I've had the displeasure of witnessing.

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>>85336891
well at least he's not trying to fuck her

>>85341440
Was it Ben Affleck

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>>85337298
What did he mean by this?

>>85371920
Yeah but every time he says something even a little smart or creative Kevins like, "Give them man a million dollars and let him fuck my wife." like a fucking idiot.

>>85337394
guyfuriouslywipingbrow.jpg

>>85346745
>jeans-boots?

God no wonder she pisses everyone off.

>>85337295
Does he shave his legs? Why does he shave his legs?

>>85351162
>flat
>feminine
Yeah nah kiddo.

>>85351873
>he fell for the flat meme
I hope you get cured you homopedo

>>85351583
Lily Depp X Elle Fanning WHEN?

>>85337422
man I hate paparazzi, they are literal parasites who feed off the fame of others

it's too bad you can't do anything to them as a celebrity otherwise they will just edit the content and turn you into the bad guy

I mean, how do you even live with yourself as a paparazzi?

>>85340183
I'm ugly and I do it because people would rather look at a photo with a funny face in it than just some guy with a jacked-up face making an ugly smile or looking serious.

Who fucking wants to look at an ugly guy ruining a pic of better looking people when he can just make some sort of funny smirk or pull a face but not so much as to throw off the mood of the whole pic?

>>85346319
>he should hold his breath until he sleeps.
kek

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>>85348660

yes

>>85351804
>not even the .5 percent of americas populations
>dude believe me its a elite trick to control us
k...