Quickly, post your favorite stand-up comedian. Hicksfags

>>85301288
Do people who like Hicks even exist?

Also
>Here comes that frog

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This wild and crazy guy.

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I love Doug.

>>85301288
Jim Jeffries before he went all liberal.

As for a current good one I don't know.

>>85301288
Louis Ck

>>85302624
I've only heard a little bit of him. I've been meaning to watch his stand up specials on Seeso and Netflix.

>>85302441
eyyyyyyy WooOaAh
good choice

>>85301288
Jerry Seinfeld. I like my comedy clean

You already did, OP. Mitch is one of the few standup comedians I actually find funny. He shit is still hilarious, even though he's been dead for years, which is a huge accomplishment given how short of a shelf life most standup has.

>>85302441
Never understood why he wanted to get into films, then only directed half of one of them, and barely wrote any of them.

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fags

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>>85302964
He's a great dramatic actor though. He's one of my favorite celebrities.

does somebody have a link to that woman ranting about shoes in her """"""comedy""""" shit pls i need it

>>85301288
This
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>>85303016
This

And Dave Attell

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>>85303118
Can't find it on YouTube right now, but here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01n3062

>>85303246
thanks dude, yea they took it down from youtube it seems

>>85303246
These are open mic'er tier "jokes", but at least she has conviction and confidence in her jokes. I wish comediennes would just be funny instead of talking about sexism and shoes

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>>85303298
She couldn't take the heat.

>>85301288
Lee Evans

>>85303464
Is 4chan the new boogeyman for these peopl?

>>85303492
It comes and goes, it only seems like a big thing because of gamergate and the election being so close together.

>>85303016
He's funny, but his comedy just isn't important.

>>85303492
I see people blaming reddit for stuff too

What's wrong with Hicks?

>>85301288
>posts a guy that says one-liners instead of doing actual stand-up

>>85301288
Eddie Murphy

BERNARD MANNING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dz9hrg7gJI

>>85303674
Hicks wasn't really a comedian. He would just get on a stage and deliver edgy political rants.

>>85301288
atm probably tom segura.

>>85303674
Tell me one of his jokes

>>85303686
He had some stories and other multi layered jokes.

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>>85303674
His comedy isn't funny. it doesn't produce laughter , it produces clapping. His points are well thought out and true but he forgot to be funny , especially later on. Carlin got like this too unfortunately.

Pic related, other than Norm this fat gorilla always tickled me pink

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Is he, dare I say.../ourguy/?

>>85301288
I did not learn my AA BB CC's, God God Dammit Dammit

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>>85303716
Delirious is stand up Kino.

>>85303890
The more Norton I See, the more I miss Patrice.

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you're a big fella

>>85303890
I'm surprised SiriusXM didn't fire him for that one.

>>85303890
I love him in studio, but his standup was always meh.

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>>85303890

Does no one on /tv/ know of Demetri Martin? He's as good or better than 75% of comedians mentioned here

>>85303729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K39HFOU8pWs

>>85303992
"no"

>>85303992
Gonna have to try harder than that

Louie CK

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It took me a while since he is a "clean" comic, but I fell in love with Brian Regan. Really good shit

>>85304013
I've heard this joke several times. Had no idea where it came from.

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>>85301288

>>85304088
His old stuff is god tier but he has been shit lately.

>>85303730
>>85303772
don't act like you've seen anything besides Revelations you stupid parrots.

>>85304211
What is some essential Brian Regan?

>>85304175
my nigga

>>85304175
He won an Oscar for writing this short film. It's wonderful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VWOTSR3RLg

>>85301288
is that harry potter?

>>85304263
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yXLUncbZKbs

>>85303589
>normies will never get this joke

>>85303890
>>85303991
absolutely based

>>85302624
My african american brother

What do you think of Ari Shaffir? I thought his new special is okay

Dylan Moran

>>85303589
Wilt, Lebron, Kobe

>>85304387
thank you for wasting an hour of my life watching Brian Regan standups

>>85301288

Lately, Theo Von

Hicks, Chappelle, Rock (in that order) otherwise.

>>85304224
Show me one funny bit and I will take back everything I ever said about him

>>85303729
>>85304013
I love Manning, was surprised to find out his grandfather was a Jew and Bernard was damn proud of that fact too. Wish people could still make fun of themselves in a non numale way.

Garry Shandling is the GOAT

>>85301288
You already posted him, OP.
Seriously, Mitch was funny as fuck. I listen to his albums once or twice a year, his jokes, non sequiters, anti-jokes, it's all gold. Talk about people who died too young, to hell with Cobain.

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>>85301288
I like Mitch Hedburg as well though

>>85307138
Have you ever seen the unedited version of his comedy central special? It's weird as fuck. The audience doesn't really get his jokes, and there's barely any laughter until the second half. It's still great material, but it's weird seeing it in the context of him struggling to make a crowd laugh.

>>85308315
It was great. Once they finally started to like him, he gave them a longer show.

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>>85301288

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>>85309641
>The world is like a ride at an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it, you think it's real, because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round and it has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud. And it's fun, for a while.

>Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: 'Is this real? Or is this just a ride?' And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and they say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid -- ever -- because... this is just a ride.' And we kill those people.

>'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride! Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry; look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that -- ever notice that? -- and we let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because... it's just a ride, and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort. No worry. No job. No savings and money. Just a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy bigger guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.

>Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, into a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year and, instead, spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would do many times over -- not one human being excluded -- and we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever. In peace.

Deep shit.

>>85301288
>I need to buy a safe that looks like a Coca-Cola can. Better yet a safe that looks like a Spray ‘n Wash can. That would create better situations. “Hey Mitch, can I use the Spray ‘n Wash?” “Yeah, if you wanna spray your shirt…with documents!”
The way he pronounced the punchlines gets the most laughs out of me.

>>85301288

I wish I could be judged entirely on my best fifteen minutes.

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Paula Poundstone

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his netflix specials are wondrous

>>85309641
>my favorite comedian is a known joke thief

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currently working probably jeselnik
but all time its pic related step up plebs

>>85310101
B O R D E R L E S S E A R T H

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Sup Kane

>>85310425
My nigga

His Netflix stand up is kino

>>85303890

A+ troll.

>>85303992

Fuck off with that autistic little pussy

I really like Stewart Lee.

literally and unironically my favorite living comedian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEl6AI4-5Sg
watch that and tell me it ain't funny. you can't

>>85304088

The big yellow one is the sun.

>>85306241

Theos branded hamster set was great.