Is she finished?
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/weekend-box-office-dunkirk-heads-45m-50m-us-debut-valerian-bombing-1023378
nope
>>85289571
I hope not. She's the only actress that does the eyebrow meme they keep pushing on us correctly
>>85289571
CARA IS CUTE!
>>85289571
>she
DeHaan is getting the blame.
I hope so. She's gross.
She'd be qt without all the graffiti on her, though.
She gives off the aura of being a huge cunt desu.
"she"
>The news isn't good for the weekend's third new release, Luc Besson's Valerian and the City of Thousand Planets. The sci-fi epic, costing $180 million to produce, bombed Friday with $6.5 million from 3,553 theaters for a domestic opening in the $16 million-$17 million range.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope so. Bitch can't act and she comes off as a total cunt. Not even daddy's money can save her.
>>85290313
Only watched the trailer, but it looked like multiculti propaganda.
>>85290028
haha so quirky XD
>>85290388
It wasn't. It was wall to wall white people.
>>85290426
Do NOT bully CARA! SHE IS CUTE!
>>85290444
>He doesn't know Hollywood uses cooky aliens as stand-ins for other races.
You know Jar Jar bink, he was supposed to be a black guy, you have to read between the lines.
>>85290478
Any amount of body ink removes CUTE status.
Based Nolan ruining Cara's career.
>>85290532
wrong
>>85290478
that pic has been heavily airbrushed
lesbians are not cute irl anon
so is this movie any good or what
>>85290579
>soo0o00o quirky haha
>>85289571
Her daddy's money will only get her so far, and holy fuck is she ugly. I see hotter girls at the grocery store. Only closet gays obsess over her mannish face and boy body.
>>85290649
>>85290635
It is absolute dogshit. Everything from the dialogue, the plot, costumes, etc. is just garbage. Its a $200m+ dumpster fire, don't waste your time or money on it.
>>85290725
omg lol
I don't know why /tv/ has a huge hateboner for her, she looks just like Emma Watson who everyone loves.
Plus she gave one of my favorite interviews ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQDGTTY6W8
>>85290499
This was not made by holly jews, hence the bombing. Did you actually see the movie? If you did would you clear up for me which alien species was multi-cult garbage? Because what I remember is...
>Jew gargoyle trio
>beautiful tall peaceful aliens who were intelligent enough to absorb information from multiple alien species and build on that. (Clearly white people).
>fat dumb aliens that were "racis" but couldn't even properly defend their territory. (Used nothing but melee weapons in a time of space age guns)
Every other species took a huge back shelf role. Rihanna, the worst part of the movie, was the only multi cult thing and she was a whore.
Seriously though Rhianna dying in we wuz kangs clothing was the worst thing in this movie. How would she even know about that earth culture.
>>85290918
How about no?
>>85289615
She's so gross. You just know her pussy smells like day old fish
>>85290635
It's a fun movie to watch with no expectations. If you try to believe in more of the world than they show you you will be dissatisfied. Plot lines, characters and settings are abandoned so fast you'll hardly believe they were there.
>>85290823
>>85289571
Stupid chestlet deserves relentless bullying for her shitty genes.
>>85290981
You'll kill yourself eventually
>>85290982
every pussy smells like day old fish. that's why they make douche.
>>85291030
No, I won't.
>>85291002
rawr haha grrl powr >:3
>>85291070
>>85290873
>Plus she gave one of my favourite interviews ever.
Is outright rude to the interviewers.
>>85291063
The suicide rate amongst faggots is incredibly high, never say never brainlet!
Good. She can't act, and she's ugly as fuck. The only reason she's somehow a ''model'' is because her rich daddy literally paid for everything to get her through
>>85291151
Good, they deserve it. Here's another good one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIUCqqFpkug
>>85291107
>Yes yes here's another funny face for you goyim aren't I quirky and not like the other girls?
>>85291151
shes muh waifu its ok if shes a cunt it just means shes quirky cx
Her father is worth a shit ton of money and bought her way into fame. It doesn't matter how bad she is. She's nepotismed into Hollywood.
>>85291233
Will Smith tried to meme Jaden into a career and it didn't work out. Cara is officially box office poison now.
>>85291032
>mfw you've been conditioned to be repulsed by the human body
>mfw conned into buying products to change your body from its natural state for your entire life
>mfw the jews have you in their clutches
>>85291223
>>85289571
Reminder
>>85291218
>>85291230
I know American interviewers can be annoying but it's like that guy was saying afterwards. If you get paid $6million for 6 weeks work the least you can do is act pleasant and pretend you want to be there.
>you will NEVER tickle torture Cara's tattooed boysoles
>>85291275
yeah let's blame people not liking smelly vagina on the jews, you blame them for everything else anyway.
>>85290478
she is cute like a pug is cute.
>>85291344
this works better with emma watson
>>85291207
How many times are you going to repeat yourself?
>>85291368
Tbf we can blame a Jew (Cara) for the incredibly shit quality of Valerian.
>>85291387
Whatever helps you sleep at night, permavirgin.
>>85290725
LOL sO rAnDoM xD
>>85291292
is that a shtreimel?
>>85289571
No wonder it's bombing, she has less screen time than her own eyebrows
>>85291427
>>85291532
man i forgot how rough ozzy looked when he was using
I wish very much that she would get those tattoos removed. Except maybe her "Made in England" one.
>>85291587
>>85289571
she'll keep getting starring roles because of her parents but i think dane dehaan is finished, at least as a leading man. he's having trouble carrying movies.
>>85291603
70% of hipsters will end up getting their tats removed. just imagine an 85 year old dude with sleeves on both arms. it might look cool when you're in your 20s and 30s, but then it looks fucking ridiculous.
>>85291627
Yea A Cure for Wellness was fucking boring.
>>85289571
God I hope so
>>85291627
Neither of them are charismatic enough to star in a lead role but Dane has at least been in a couple of decent movies and he's more of a literal who than her at any rate. I hope it's not the end of his career, but I also hope the stigma from this follows Cara so they stop shoehorning her ugly arse into movies.
>>85289571
Based Nolan burying capeshit, apeshit and spaceshit.
What the fuck is up with Valerian's budget? This TRIGGERS me so hard
>>85291864
Besson has built up a lot of goodwill over the years because he's made quite a few good, successful films. So people were willing to give him money for his passion project.
>>85291725
YASSSSS NOLAN SLAYYYYYY
MORE WW2 MOVIES PLEASE! I HAVENT SEEN ENOUGH OF THOSE YET!
>the current state of /tv/
>inb4 Reddit spacing
>>85291344
wow its almost like the brits are all inbred!
>>85291899
Let's hope they don't make the same mistake twice.
>>85289571
Delevinge sisters
Hadid sisters
Jenner/Kardashian girls
All of these "models" are in the position they're in because of their rich parents.
Only Barbara is pure :3
>>85292094
I thought this was the half orc from Warcraft in the thumbnail
>>85292094
jeez (((the fashion industry))) really churns out these quirkyâ„¢ girls like an assembly line...
>>85292070
All he has to do is make Taken 4 and he'll be able to make whatever the fuck he wants for the next ten years.
>>85292131
You're so silly anon!
>>85289571
>Is she finished?
No, she can't act for shit but she is jewish so there will be parts for her.
Dane DeHaan will suffer for this though, being a goy.
Not that any actor combination could have saved this abomination, Besson seem to have lost his marbles.
Gal Gadot is of the same ilk. Skeleton can not act and is ugly. Why does Gal get a free pass among movie "fans"
>>85290706
Stop telling lies
>>85292318
pretty sure i used to skate with this dude
>>85292308
Says who ? She can't act for shit and WW was not a good movie.
>>85292318
Who wants a cuteness overload? Be careful, the cuteness of this actress's picture just might kill you.
>>85289571
Yeah, she was on Hot Ones for fucks sake
>>85292318
If she had a shorter haircut she'd look like a boy instead of just a tranny. You're a faggot, anon. Just admit it.
>>85292400YASSSSS
>>85291163
Not happening.
>>85291864
French goverment taxmoney. They even have a rule where 25% of music playyed on the radio must be french
>>85292684
I know you're a coward but I believe in you. You'll muster up the strength one day
>>85291725
>makes capeshit popular
>destroys it later on
/ourgod/
Annie Clark was right to dump her
>>85292094
>haha models suck
>but this other model who acts just like them is totally unique and great
>>85291930
t.mousecuck.
It's a certified kino.
>>85292713
>French goverment taxmoney. They even have a rule where 25% of music playyed on the radio must be french
They're gonna need to force their citizens to watch this movie twice in order to make it profitable.
>>85292757
forgot
>Gives us the only immortal meme.
>>85291032
Douches actually fuck your PH and make you stink. A clean, healthy woman doesn't smell like that at all.
Is it launching in China? China loves these CGI heavy movies
>>85292901
B A S E D
>>85292935
Waifufags will never know either way.
>>85292846
Her loss.
>>85289571
EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN HER IN SHE'S THE WORST PART OF
LITERALLY CAN NOT ACT
SOME PEOPLE CAN ACT, SHE CAN'T, IT HAPPENS, SO STOP CASTING HER IN ROLES THAT COULD BE GOOD OTHERWISE
VALERIAN WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER IF IT WASN'T FACING OFF WITH DUNKIRK
BESSON SAID HIMSELF DUNKIRK IS A SERIOUS WINTER OSCAR MOVIE NOT A FUN SUMMER ADVENTURE FLICK, HE WAS PUZZLED AT THE SCHEDULING AND KNOWS ITS GONNA HURT HIS MOVIE AT THE BOX OFFICE
>>85289571
She's a jew. Jews never lose. Shit, last night, she dropped a single.
>>85292728
There is nothing strong about suicide.
You mean is HE finished ?
>>85293238
Or you.
>>85293328
He's still alive. That makes him stronger than someone who commits the illegal act of suicide.
>>85293312
Besson has been making kinos for years. He'll make some other films and wait till this has a cult following to do a sequel.
>>85293373
It takes conviction and strength to follow through with what he's undoubtedly thought about for years. A coward never fulfills his true dreams, you'd do well to remember that to.
>>85293328
Keep childishly flailing, please.
>>85293433
Projecting much?
>>85293434
>emotionally stunted waifufag throwing around the word "childish"
wew, you'll die alone whether you kill yourself or not desu
>>85293433
>>It takes conviction and strength to follow through with what he's undoubtedly thought about for years.
Not if that act is suicide, which will always be the coward's way out.
>>85292423
she looks like an ugly boy without hair.
>>85293476
You done?
>>85291864
I remember something about CGI in movies being better than practical effects because, among other things they are cheaper. This seems to be direct evidence against that.
>>85289571
of course not, daddy is very rich
>>85293465
It's not projection, just inference. The fact all you do is obsessively respond with "no u" just proves my point further.
>>85292901
Why is that one crime boss alien on the poster? He's in the movie for like 30 seconds. He screams, "I'll get you for this! I'll track you down to the ends of the galaxy!" then he never reappears in the movie.
>>85293523
not as done as you'll be when you find the courage to hang yourself
>>85293491
a fitting end to a cowardly life
Probably the most forced "it girl" of the 2000s.
Can't stand her.
Her presence even made the latest Hot Ones episode dull and boring and that's quite a feet.
>>85293610
>girl
>her
>>85293538
>get called out on projection
>has the audacity to accuse someone of saying "no u"
>>85293543
he is like Jabba the Hutt, he was there to introduced him for sequels.
>>85293513
>my sister has cancer
>aww, she's brave to show up anyway
>>85293646
>using the projection meme when you get BTFO
Just one more reason to kill yourself desu
>>85293692
You done yet?
>>85293713
Any and all comments encouraging you to commit suicide is a positive thing for society so no.
>>85292855
But she was spotted at the age of 13 by a talent scout in Hungary, and has been modelling ever since.
She wasn't born in Beverley Hills with millionaire parents who paid for plastic surgery(compare her nose to Hadid) and bribed model agency and Hollywood producers.
She is 100% PURE!
Where can I meat rich white society girls like Cara Delevingne?
>>85293791
she's cute but
>muh lesbian model is purer than yours
is a lame argument
>>85293513
I wanna lick her scalp so bad.
>>85293713
(You)
>>85293920
Rich white girls love exotic-looking bad boys-so just act like one and they'll come to you begging to suck your cock.
>>85294044
That's it?
>>85293920
>Where can I meat rich white society girls like Cara Delevingne?
become a crack dealer
Nah she's part of the power elite, she literally has royalty in her family tree. Doesn't matter that she can't act and bombed out of drama school, she'll get by on her 7/10 looks and family connnections.
>>85294044
>if I tell people to neck themselves that means I'm cool, right?
>>85293666
>introduced him for sequels
not so fast besson
>>85294248
Filmmakers are getting too cocky with "sequel setup" stuff, they just assume they're going to succeed and don't even give a complete plot.
Whose brilliant idea was it to debut a 200 million dollar flick at the same time as a Christopher "Money" Nolan cinematic experience? They should have saved Valerian for winter time.
>>85290725
>britbong teeth
>>85295405
this movie had a complete plot, there was no sequel bait.
>>85295676
From the beginning it's about the Pearls so you're right. I'm curious what they'd do in a sequel.
>>85289571
poor thing must be devastated. if only i could be there comforting her.
>>85289571
DUDE EYEBROWS LMAO
>>85289650
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>>85296255
I know that feel
>>85289571
>Bitch can't act