>finally watching The Beach Why didn't anybody warn me?

>>85285711
I love it. Its comfy island kino. Consider the fact that you have shit taste

Jason is Billy's only friend. Wew

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>>85285711
>ywn fug prime Tilda Swinton

>>85285951
thats never been a thing. ever.

cute french gril > wierd androgynous woman

>>85285711
I did warn you
The book was better I said
Making the main character American ruins it I said
You didn't listen so
Whatevs

Its great besides the stupid video game scene

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Now there's a shark. Fuck me.
>they can sense your fear

>>85285968
i would wanna fuck all the girls in the island

WANT TO DRINK SNAKE BLOOD???

I remember the trailers selling the movie as some sort of horror movie similar to the Green Inferno where they're being hunted by tribals. God what a disappointment.

>>85286256
>drink it like a true american

>>85286265
this. What is this shithole of a movie supposed to be? Romantic comedy? Explaining the deep meaning of life? Bro comedy?

>>85286403
Its a 2 hour way of explaining paradise is not a place state of mind

>>85286403
money laundering scheme type of movie

it just changed into shark horror movie

now the token black medicine shaman has become a priest
>finally a bob marley song

back to bro comedy

there are no likeable characters at all.

alright, it's 90s Tarzan now