Imagine if someone made a Superman movie except: >Krypton

>>85281266
The point of Capitalism is that it gives people what they want, at an increasingly lower price.

Even fidget spinners.

>>85281266

But no you see HACK Snyder gave Clark human doubts and made Jonathan Kent a flawed man, he ruined Superman! Homecoming is a fun Spidey for 2017, just turn your brain off dude!

>>85281266
REEEEE THEY CAST PEOPLE OF OTHER RACES IN MUH CHILDREN'S MOVIE

HURRRR I CAN ONLY RELATE TO CHARACTERS THAT ARE MY OWN GENDER AND SKIN COLOR

What are fidget spinners?

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Fidget spinners are cool now.

Why are you faggots watching comic book movies in the first place?

I unironically refuse to believe you care about the race and gender of the cast literally at all, and are just into trolling

>>85281333
cringe

>>85281266
They made a Superman movie in which Jimmy is a CIA operative who gets shot in the head, Superman's best friend at the Daily Planet is a muslim woman, Perry White is a soft spoken black man, Lex Luthor is a Mark Zuckerberg/Max Landis type character, and Pa Kent kills himself and drowned horses.

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>>85281362
No, I most certainly give a shit. Why would they need to change the ethnicities/races of characters that have already been established for over w0 years for any reason other than Liberal Propaganda?

>>85281422
*30 years.

>>85281266
>>Jimmy and Lana are black muslims
you mean like that time Jimmy was a woman called Jenny who got killed after a couple seconds because superman has to be dark and gritty and brooding

>>85281266
I'd watch that though.

>>85281266
>Krypton is never mentioned

That could work.
Superman's origin story now becomes growing up in Smallville.
Then suddenly his superpowers develop and his parents tell him he's really an alien. They don't know where he's from, just that they found him in a ship after a meteorite shower.
He uses his powers for good, but constantly questions why he was sent to Earth.
Then in the second or third movie you can reveal his Krypton origins. Maby Zod shows up and Clark is horrified by his people, but then Supergirl shows up and reveals Zod's just a dick and the House of El are pretty decent people and that Jor-El was great guy who loved his son.

>>85281266
>>Krypton is never mentioned

If they made it about a Superman who's been on earth for a while and whos origin has been established in a previous movie that'd be fine.

>Jimmy and Lana are black muslims

I'd be alright with that. I kinda doubt their religion would come up a lot. If at all.

>Lois is a fat black Buzzfeed journalist

That'd be fucking stupid. I mean, I don't care about the fat black part but she should represent a newspaper of actual integrity.

>The Kents are played by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Eh, they are getting up there in age.

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>>85281776
That's not bad, but that's the only serious origin they could make.
>>85281896
With the way things are going in Hollywood, not only would they be Muslims but they'd be reciting Koranic verses whenever Clark is feeling dow or upset about something. Then when he gets back home from saving someone they bitch at him because he missed their daily Prayer sessions.

They'd shove down out throats.

>>85281346
device created by an israeli to distract palestinian kids from throwing rocks at IDF soldiers and tanks

>>85281325
>Clark human doubts and made Jonathan Kent a flawed man
That's quite an understatement. Clark was fucking Charlie Brown and Jonathan Kent was the shittiest nu-parent ever shown on screen.

>>85281422
Because you wanted to?

Why not?

Also, none of the characters ethnicities have been changed. Michelle is not Mary-Jane Watson, and isn't supposed to be.

>>85282025
Flash Thompson, the Big bad bully who eventually becomes Venom, is a scrawny Punjab/Cholo hybrid. Get the fuck outta here

>>85282084
Oh, one. Nice.
>literally making the bully a minority
>LEFTIST SJW PROPAGANDA

>who eventually becomes Venom

Not happening, they already casted Eddie Brock, you fucktard.

>>85282348
Namecalling, Typical leftists. #MAGA
I've been real polite with you, but please don't make me release my inner werewolf. We all have a darkside.

>conservatives landed men on the moon, invented the a-bomb and refrigeration
>liberals invent genders and fidget spinners

christ what a world we live in

>>85282464
Remove the last two words from my post and my point still stands.

>>85281362
idc that there are black people I just wish they found a less ugly one

>>85282507
>landed men on the moon
JFK and Johnson were both Democrats.
>invented the A-Bomb
Einstein was a socialist.
>invented refrigeration
James Harrison was an early proponent for tariff protection and edited two left-wing, anti-establishment newspapers (one has since been bought by News Corp. and turned into a right-wing rag)

>>85282507
why do amerisharts still think liberal means leftist?

>>85282893
Because they are now the exact same thing in America. They've melded into a super cancer.

>>85282749
>implying democrats means liberal
The same fucking party that supported the KKK

>>85281350
Looks like his shirt says "the sperg".

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>>85281266
That annoying Tumblr tulpa with frizzy hair isn't really the movie equivalent of Mary Jane, is she? I don't care if her initials are "MJ," she's not even named Mary Jane and she looks and acts nothing like MJ. Her name is even stated as "Michelle" in the movie.

Apparently they are really pushing the idea that this version of Peter is a chocolate chaser, and the only way to believably do it was to make sure that every teenage girl in the movie is black (ironic since the girl playing Liz is like 30 while all the other teen characterss are played by actual teenagers). Either they are hedging their bets by not naming the character Mary Jane Watson and it might end up just being a "Oh I knew an MJ back in high school" joke if they end up with a different actress later, or this is some Dark Knight Rises "Robin"-tier lazy namedropping.