Cut the bullshit /tv/. We all know that if Spiderman 1/2 were

>>85273923
literally a reddit opinion

Spiderman 1/2 would be shocking movies if they released as they were in 2017. Hollywood doesn't do stuff like that anymore, especially with capeshit.

>>85273923
you have to go back

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>>85273923
Wrong.

>literally 5 seconds into the film someone is chastised for calling native Americans "Indians"
>literally 10 seconds in a black school news reporter is macking on blonde white girl
>the new black Mary Jane's WE speech about how the Washington monument was built by slaves
>both of Peter Parker's love interests are black
>villain's wife is black
>Peter's Mexican school rival has a white blonde girlfriend
>the oh so edgy /b/ Fuck Marry Kill scene with high schoolers fantasizing about old men, also participated in by a gay male
>Aunt May’s “Gay is OK!” speech

etc. etc.etc.

When is enough enough? I find myself more and more only watching old movies/shows.

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>>85274034

That wouldn't stop you or /tv/ from shitting on Raimi's take.

>>85274034
>Native Americans aren't Indians
>That didn't happen, also why does race-mixing as a concept scare you so much
>The Washington Monument was built largely backed by slave labour, at the very least the quarries the materials came from employed slaves
>Both of them are half-white
>Why does race-mixing make you so uncomfortable, also the fact that the villain is a race-mixer should be a good point in your eyes
>???
>he's never played FMK???
>Aunt May never ever says anything like this lol

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>"Give me your hand, I've been like a father to you. Be a son to me now."
>"I had a father, his name was Ben Parker, and the last words he said to me were..."
>Peter's eyes narrow on Norman's face
>"A jew always leads with his nose"
>"...Godspeed, goyim."
>Peter backflips, avoiding the slider and stabbing Osborn
>"Rraah, now it's six million and one!"

Man, what was wrong with Raimi.

That's not an argument. It couldn't have been released today unless you wipe out all the movies inspired by it from recent history (basically every Marvel movie). Spiderman 1 and 2 were groundbreaking. If they literally came out today they'd be reboots of Amazing Spiderman.

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>"Remember, Pete. With great privilege comes great guilt and shame. Take a step back and give Jamal a turn, the age of the white man is over."

Holy shit, Watts!

>>85274203
Why are liberals so insane?
http://www.vulture.com/2017/07/was-the-washington-monument-built-by-slaves.html

>>85274322
Did you not read the article you linked?

>There you have it, folks: there’s no evidence that enslaved people built the Washington Monument, but it’s possible, and they almost certainly performed the initial labor that made the structure possible.

>>85274203
It's copypasta. Disregard.