Who the fuck green lit this? Someone is about to get fired

I'm in New Jersey and people are pissed about this here

>In Theaters September 8th
They pussied out.

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what the shit man

>>85264674
> that cast
Wow, I'm staying well away from this shit.

something just feels off when you make a tragedy movie with b-level actors


dude who played avon barksdale is in this

>>85264674
>You will never forget, THIS MOVIE
>Order now, get two large twin tower sodas for free

>>85265361
we should add these to the kinoplex

>>85265228
gina gershon is a hot slut and id still like to fuck her in the vagina

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I like this one better
The acting is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cArGooMpw0I

Devil 2: 9/11 Boogaloo

>>85266278
ecks dee, upvoted

>>85266660
Thanks for the support

>>85264674
>Movie about 9/11
>A thriller staring Charlie "Tiger Blood" Sheen

>>85264674
>September 8th
one job

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>>85264674
>Charlie Sheen
>Whoopi Goldberg
Why?

>no mention of Israel

D R O P P E D

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>>85264674
Wow cool "made on my iPhone" look there.

>telling firefighters not to use the elevator during a fire

I'm pretty fucking sure that's the second thing they learn in training, right after 'Don't actually fire a house fire with more fire'.

>>85266903
>>85264674
>>85265070
>>85264840
I'm laughing my ass off at work right now. I can't believe this. I will watch this in theaters.

This looks absolutely amazing, comedy of the year.

>>85264840
yeah not enough gabagool

This will be the greatest distasteful 9/11 kino since the intro to Uwe Boll's Postal.

>>85266919
What does Israel have to do with 9/11, /pol/tard?

>Avon Barksdale is in it

Omar took his revenge too far, Bunk is gonna have to clear over 2000 bodies to keep the stats up now.

>They say it's not the fall that kills you.
>What is it then?
Damn, now I have to watch the movie to find out.

>>85264674
>One and a half towers

>>85267423
the answer is terrorists

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A low-budget 9/11 movie starring Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg?

America has finally gotten the movie it deserves. Bin Laden's plan is complete.

>>85264674
What the fuck

>>85264674

What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyKR2-A0KPU#t=04m20s

>>85267423
>What is it then?

It's hitting the sidewalk at terminal velocity.

>>85264898

They only went with September 8th because it fell on a Friday.

Guarantee they would've released it on 9/11 if it was on a Thursday or Friday this year.

No way this movie makes the theaters once Fox News catches whiff

>>85264674

>Charlie Sheen
>Whoopi Goldberg
>Luis Guzman

LEL

The only way this would be worth watching is if the director was sadistic enough to make this into a comedy.

KOTY

>>85268238
The casting director clearly is.

>>85268238
>if the director was sadistic enough to make this into a comedy
are we watching the same ads here?
it is clearly a comedy