Just saw this. Didn't care for it much. >Peter sounds

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Just saw this. Didn't care for it much.

>Peter sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet, almost like Michael J Fox but with less personality
>"great power, great responsibility" is weakly incorporated as a theme
>Peter's fat, faggoty brown friend was annoying
>Vulture's crony Mason was a pathetic bitch and had too much screen time
>Aunt May is almost completely useless in this, might as well have not been in it
>"Flash" DJing Liz's party, being cringey as fuck and not funny, actually used the air horn sound effect to make fun of Peter
>minor SJW pandering (native Americans line, slaves line)
>end credits felt like I was watching an educational children's show on PBS, I honestly felt insulted

There's more but I have a terrible memory and can't recall all of it. Uncle Ben isn't even mentioned in this. In fact, in this movie it feels like he never even existed and Peter's motivation to be responsible came from Tony Stark, who I thought was a terrible role model for him. Aside from maybe 2 really small scenes the only thing I felt in this movie was the joy of the producers from all the money they were making. I didn't expect much. I already knew money was the objective here, but I thought I could be surprised. I don't know what I was thinking. There were a couple of scenes with Holland and Keaton where you could feel the tension, specifically the fear he had for the Vulture, but other than that I don't get the hype. This is a kid's action flick that won't tempt your average adult for repeated viewings.