Baby Driver Edition
>>85250796
i'll cornhole that retard
david lunch lol
She loves you
>>85263796
CUTEST!!
>>85263796
Muffin by the pool
>>85263719
JUMPING MAN WHEN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2-LoEtc7n4
>PHILIP:
>>85263854
Bowie confirmed by captcha
>>85263719
>>85263854
>>85263671
forgot
https://pastebin.com/Ag6evX8s
and made the thread to early you fucking redditor
>>85263719
>>85263908
that K I NO vhs quality
>>85263671
Is somebody streaming part 11 tonight or what?
>>85264021
>>85263671
>making the thread early
>removing the pastebin
Why tho
*blocks your path*
Any way to watch the panel? It apparently just started.
>>85264115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxrAQS0TMas
OH ANGELO
>>85264306
>>85263796
M-me?
HELLO /tpg/
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
>>85264578
>*Autistic Moaning*
>>85263796
>>85263820
VERY important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13499853
>>85263908
Someone explain the significance of the numbers at the start of the season 3, and the numbers on the telephone poles in the series' and FWWM/Missing Pieces. I know electricity plays a large part in the transfer of energies to and from the lodge but what are the numbers in relation to.
>>85264714
>>85264736
numbers are really cool, almost as cool as owls
THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE, BECKY
>>85264799
Not as cool as James though
>>85264823
>>85264736
they may just be McGuffins, or mysteries without legitimate solutions
did anyone notice they removed the coordinates from the Search For The Zone website after the landowner complained on reddit? lol
>>85264874
This pic is comfy
>>85264883
>trying to find meaning in literature rather than reading them purely aesthetically
smdh lad
So are we going to ignore the fact that this is Lynch's child?
>>85264954
Also that his "real" father looks like evil coop?
>>85264799
>owls
I don't know why they've been (completely?) absent in S03.
They added to the atmosphere of the original.
How Pyncheon conects to Lynch?
>>85264954
Reminds me of James face with lynches hair.
>>85265001
an owl flew overhead when Hawk was walking in the woods while on the phone to Margaret.
>>85264919
you won't say that when you see the rest of the set
>>85264070
New episodes air on Sundays
>there are people who get to experience episode 11 RIGHT NOW
kill me
>>85264954
What's his name, again?
>>85264954
confirmed by the toe ring as part of Lynch's harem. You won't see /tpg/ accepting the Lynchpill anytime soon though, they advocate for all of his MURDER and RAPEs.
>>85265001
>>85265026
And again when Dougie was brought home for the first time by the Casino Chauffeur as it went by his house
>>85265085
Elijah Diamond
GOO GOO GA GA MOMMY MILKY
>>85264899
season 3 reminds me in some ways of GR
>>85264987
looks like Sheryl developed a thing for gray long hair
>>85265130
>cuteposters when they're not cuteposting
>>85264987
>the weak should fear the strong
>>85265105
I was reading the book in the dark by torchlight at like 3am and jumped when I turned the page and saw that. a fucking book jumpscare.
>>85265159
Don't equate /ourgal/ with that fivehead
>we will never get a full performance of Red River Valley by Harry Dean Stanton
>not on the soundtrack
>not anywhere
Can someone just fucking kill me already
>>85265149
lol, she couldn't get over the fact that Frank Silva was gay
>>85264919
It literally is not.
>>85265082
>what is sdcc?
>ywn give this sourpuss face a big smooch
y live tho
>>85265283
someone get nudes of her
please
Sheryl Lee is sweet, kind, friendly, heartwarming and CUTE!!
>>85265340
>>85265340
>>85265130
BABY WANTS TO FUCK!
just rewatched 1+2 and fwwm. how the FUCK do the tremonds get to hang out in human form AND get hang out in the convenience store? don't they have to possess people or appear in dreams or something like bob in mike? how does donna get to talk to them? this is BULLSHIT.
>>85265283
she isn't judy, is she?
tpg, are we going to talk about judy?
>dead arm
What did Lynch mean by this?
/tpg/ is already dead after only 59 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL
>>85265439
>>85265462
>>85263671
guy on the left is how coops reals son would look like
>>85265085
IT'S PAYNE WHACK HIM
>>85265523
looks like this one too
>>85265565
What's this from!?
>>85265435
I mean MIKE does that too.
>>85265435
Some lodge entities can take their host with them to the lodge, like MIKE.
>>85265435
anyone can go from Lodge to IRL and back? that's the point of Glastonbury grove -- it's one of many portals. only those with spiritual fortitude can survive in the Lodge and come back alive though.
>>85264736
Seems like just a clue to reinforce the ELECTRICITY theme
>>85265621
>Twin,Peaks.S03E11-PREVIEW.webm
What's happening at the panel right now?
>>85265653
but mike is in Gerard, right? like in the lodge he's bob but he had hosts irl like leyland.
>>85265834
they really asked if James got aids
>>85265834
they just revealed a Dougie spin-off series called Mr. Jackpots
someone gonna record/stream this shit from sdcc??
>>85265886
yes, but not live
>>85265840
Yeah, I think so. MIKE is visualized as Al Strobe in the lodge for some reason which makes the assumption that he simply takes Gerard's physical body to the lodges.
>>85265987
one and the same
>>85265796
Who do you take me for wise guy. Don't you think there would be a big hoopla if an enchilada that big would drop from outta nowhere? Get real. Now give me be big scoop!
Sometimes I just wanna get on /tpg/ and masturbate to Sheryl Lee pics
>>85263796
yeah
yeah
yeah
>>85266039
No lewd, anon
I'll be at the screening of the new episode. I have a camera that looks like a button on my jacket so I will be taking pictures and spamming them on the internet and posting crucial plot details not only in /tpg/, but everywhere else on /tv/ as well. I
>>85264954
NOT CUTE
>>85266001
i just gave you the basic gestalt
>>85266100
You can take that gestalt and shove it, I want the big enchilada.
>>85266100
Well, I asked for the whole enchilada
>>85266142
>>85266150
very creative guys, bravo
>>85266039
>>85264736
430 is the time Andy was supposed to meet the farmer about the truck Richard hit the kid in. In FWWM it was also the time Sam and Chet began examining Teresa.
253 is the time Cooper switched with Dougie and the time Briggs said to go to Jackrabbit's palace.
Whether or not they have any real signifigance or they're just markers or reocurring cues who knows.
Rare Moira, open with caution
So we're going to have to wait for the panel to finish for video footage?.
>>85266240
That's not a rare Moria anon. This is.
>>85266263
and it will be reocrded by a tumbler fattie agendered
Sing a Sky Ferrera Song
YOU CAN"T
>>85266322
that's Josie
>>85266197
Nice one, thanks. I hope they continue to feed in things like that, I appreciate the small details of iconology like the cowboy/sheriff statues and symbols in Dugies scenes and the green formica statue etc.
>>85266327
Who will probably ask what cooper thinks about trump or how stunning and brave Denise is.
>>85266240
>blacked
worthless
HELLO /tpg/
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
>>85266374
Nigga what that's her school photobook.
>>85266072
When does it start?
>>85266516
OUR GUYS
>>85266072
Nice larping m8
>>85266348
her last album was really underrated tbqh.
this is so obviously a Lynch rip-off but it's awesome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y2Q2BkqGfw
>NIIIGHT TIIIIIME...
>IS MYYYYYYYY TIIIIIIME.....
>>85266400
both things Lynch himself supports. stay mad tho
>>85266442
WHAT'S THAT? OF COURSE IT ISN'T ON BLU-RAY YET!
>tfw LFB is too busy starring in kino to play a supporting role in one of David Lynch's masturbatory fantasies
The call that saved television.
>>85266697
I'm sooo mad don't fuck with me
>>85266744
I want to ______ David!
>>85266646
Do you have to be on heroin to listen to this?
>>85266776
inflict his own medicine on
>>85266516
You finally got the school picture.
>>85266742
>she plays an ugly monstrous witch
pottery
>>85266742
DUDE
U
D
E
>>85266816
Nah, I'm not that anon he was probably just a larping fag, h was probably going to do what I did.
>>85266072
You go anon. You set that CON on fire("con" means "stupid" in french).
>Captcha: Lindsay STOP
>>85266776
Have lunch with
>>85266897
>french
>>85266776
Lynch
Still the best episode ending so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lh0GtFjPcY
>>85264081
Why would you take a picture like this of someone walking mid stride? Did he stop walking immediately after the photo was taken? Cause it looks like the pathway isn't wide enough for two people.
>>85266958
How made would tpg be if they had changed the opening song to this?.
he filmed this at the same time as his Japan promo
>>85266958
OH JOHNNY
leaked image of BOBS new host
>>85267073
W O W
O
W
>>85267108
KONICHIWA, KYLE MACLACHLAN DESU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmI5iG0qakU
>>85267164
Twuin Peeks da retuwn
With this towering meme, is Judy posting finally dead?
>mfw coop gets his mind back this episode
>>85267164
choose your next words carefully MacLachlan-san... for they may be your last!
Just saw the episode at CroatiaCon. I couldn't believe Evelyn Marsh came back!
>>85267284
Spoiler from Episode 11: James the glass box scientist.
How am I supposed to watch episodes 8,9 and 10 after The Counselor.
>>85267284
That cannot be spoken can never die.
>>85267472
>Ok Kyle you can stop playing dougie now.
>>85267397
>>85267397
Damm you Croatia, give us season 4 and the 8k remastered version of s1&2
>>85267448
>>85267576
stop... playing
>tfw whole ep 8 was some slo mo supernatural shit
honestly ff through it. dudes trying way too hard with these overly long artsy bits. just comes off as a time filler sometimes because he couldnt come up with an idea for an episode to fill the 50 mins
A little off topic but what's Lynch's best movie?
>>85267735
Lost Highway or Mulholland Drive
>>85267733
You got Ly-
when is the episode airing at comic con?
>>85267797
it already leaked on Croatian youtube
>>85267733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w9DxhVSP96
>>85267817
I've just seen it, I can't believe it was just 60minuets of sweeping the roadhouse. And judy turned out to be hopps
>>85267817
stop
>I've got our Comic-Con badges anon, ready to go see the new episode early?
How do you respond?
>>85264863
WAIT WAIT WAIT
What is this?
Why are you posting that?
I'm from Florence, the city mentioned in the book, what does that have to do with this discussion?
Are you Lynch?
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULACROATIA
>>85267870
Did you wash your hands?
Was that laura Palmer in episode 9? Shes put on lots of weight
>>85267932
>Herezgovnia
>Garmonbozia
>>85267796
it didnt feel forced in s1+2 tho and most of lynch movies where he pulls shit like that. it seemed like it all had a purpose.
in s3 it comes off like some filmschool student needed to finish a project real fast so he took some random scenes and slowed them down over some creepy music
>>85267870
is it future, or is it past?
>>85267932
They gotta place called Munjava
Montana
And a place called KlEK
>>85267711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uFa9ewMICM
>>85268013
>in s3 it comes off like some filmschool student needed to finish a project real fast so he took some random scenes and slowed them down over some creepy music
you really aren't familiar with Lynch, are you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEdzBSEPUYc
starting aug 6, the show will air an hour earlier
>>85268261
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uFa9ewMICM
Not watching some shitty article transferred to audio read out by some autistic robot
>>85268261
What the fuck is this? Are these spambots capable of making their own videos now or something?
>>85268306
I've seen everything by him and liked everything. I also like s3 overall so far, its just those overly stretched supernatural bits that are kinda annoying to me
>>85263671
It's been confirmed that Cooper returns next episode. Eddie Vedder and his Vedderfags BTFO.
>>85268445
Eraserhead literally opens with a 5 minute slowmo shot of a planet and a ghost sperm coming out of a guy's mouth.
>>85268387
>AUGUST 6TH 1945
>THE DAY WE DROPPED BOMBS ON JAPAN
>ITS ALSO COICENDATALLY MY BIRTHDAY
LYNCHER
Y
N
C
H
E
R
FUCKING NUMALES
>>85268488
You are going to get VEDDERED.
>>85268666
So this it what dougie posters look like?
Why was 10 minutes of the last episode some fat bitch signing
>tfw no cooper bro to teach me how to dougie
>>85268810
my least favorite moment
her voice was too high over the instruments
>>85268810
>pleb didn't watch Mulholland drive
Where's the episode 10 spoilers?
>>85268810
>fat
That was pure THICCkino
Oh anon when will you learn?
>>85267870
"Commie cone"? What's that?
And what new episode? Show's been cancelled, Sheryl.
>>85264823
Oh God, I couldn't stop looking at his snot the entire time during this scene.
>>85268864
Windom Earle is back and killed Dougie.
>>85268810
>not getting on the THICC train
why do you hate things that are good?
>>85265001
Dougie and Janey-E's kitchen has a jar that's shaped like an owl.
>>85268987
>flashing window sequence is revealed to be the same notes as Earle's theme for the original series
>Windom Earle's Motif plays when the diner does a "reality shift"
We're about to get WINDOMINATED
It WAS kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEdzBSEPUYc
im getting the vibe there won't be a season 4
>>85269132
2042 babyy
>>85269132
>Half the cast are dead or geriatric
>Lynch and frost are almost dead
>Frost allready shilling his book for when it ends
We we're never going to have season 4 from the start.
>>85269132
Critics are loving the new season, a new season is more than probable
>>85269132
They talked about a fourth season at the panel
someone mentioned that frost had a different ending for the original twin peaks? what was it?
I hope there's no season 4 mainly because I want to kill myself after season 3 ends and I don't want to miss out on more Lynch.
>>85269132
season 4 will be in 25 more years, Richard will be the only surviving character since all the other actors will have died between now and then
>>85269293
Some dumb shit. Windom gains control of the black lodge or something stupid.
What is his endgame?
>>85269260
it's tracking terribly in live viewings compared to other shows in its timeslot and still caters to a niche/cult audience.
they were probaby hoping for more of a mainstream breakout like the original series. I doubt there'll be more. or at least 18 episodes more.
>>85269132
If there's a season 4 it will be garbage, a lot of the cast is dying including Lynch. It's now or never, do or die.
>>85269388
In showtime? Probably not, but i can see amazon or netflix picking the show after this season, as a badge of prestige more than anything. Like that woody allen show that was fucking terrible.
when season 3 ends, i will give up all tv and movies
>>85269237
Robert Engles would finally take over and we'd get phamacist Cooper, redheaded Sheryl Lee, and the planet of cream corn.
>>85269343
why is frost so obsessed with making windom the greatest villain ever
>BOB just eats his soul at the end like it aint no thing and he's never mentioned again
>>85269421
>If there's a season 4 it will be garbage, a lot of the cast is dying including Lynch. It's now or never, do or die.
Most of the characters in s3 are under 60, and lynch is only 71 come on
Would pay to see a season all about richard horne honestly
>>85269293
Take a look.
http://www.lynchnet.com/tp/tp29.html
>>85269490
Don't forget Truman driving a truck backwards through a farm field to create a prequel to The Straight Story.
>>85269554
wew laddie
>>85269677
>ass astronauts
tell me that's a typo
>>85269718
>buttstronaut
>>85268810
>not skipping "performance" scenes
lynch is a basic bitch when it comes to music
>>85269786
I actually agree, but I think that song, being cowritten by Lynch, had more to do with the show than any of the other music.
>>85269677
I really cant imagine bob talking this eloquently
>>85269786
he was
he is putting his friends over his likes
it is clearly as day
fat bitch and nin were ridiculous
>>85263756lol
>>85268810
>he didn't watch mulholland
>>85269998
she was not fat there and it was better produced
this callback did not work
>>85264678
Just like every day
>>85268810
Her voice got so bad in the last 20 years
FWWM is not Lynch's best film and sheryl lee can't act. People need to stop pretending she and it are good.
>>85269879
>If you know what's good for you, and you do, hand over my scenes, David.
>>85270099
who is this grany?
>>85270080
it is twin peaks porn and was made for fans
we like porn
so it is good
don't care for arguments
porn is porn
also
JUDY
>>85270094
sauce?
>>85270156
season 2?
if you skiped, kys
>>85269879
lynched
>>85269554
are people in the black lodge speaking backwards or normally here? because there's some dialogue there that's a little too long to do backwards.
>>85269879
what about BOB from the dream talking alright?
about the death bag?
>>85268810
cmon get up get down with the thiccness
>>85267284
Judy posting was never alive, we always left her out of it, in fact we're not etc etc
>>85270294
rip in pieces chester
>>85270294
no
Richard is the only good thing about this season. prove me wrong
>>85270341
I don't want to.
>>85270313
I WANT JUDY ON S3
more than anything
>>85270341
goback to reddyt or /got/
>>85270249
Normal, because I don't think Frost understood the Lodge at all. That's why Lynch rewrote everything.
>>85270323
Boxxy sure lost weight.
>>85270341
sure if you're an edgy tryhard chanposter who thinks acting aggressive is cool.
Really don't understand the doppelganger stuff
Everyone has one or just coop? How did a dougie end up existing owing money and fucking black whores?
>>85270456
ironically she actually got thiccer and it is absolutely delicious.
>>85270156
it's from this show called Twin Peaks
>>85270341
This. And Bad Cooper. I am rooting for both of them cuz Im not a pussy redditor.
>>85270264
even then thats way less eloquent than this
>>85270529
nobody does, nobody will know
not even Lynch knows
it is open on purpose of never ending mystery
we just join the pieces
>>85270156
who is THIS?
How was Laura Palmer's mom able to see Bob's face?
>>85270415
Yeah the whole thing was super cartoony and lame.
>tfw watched all of S1 and S2 only to get LYNCHED by the shitty S3
give me my time back
>>85270529
You see other doppelgangers in the season 2 finale. It's your "shadow self" that you must confront when you go into Lodge. I don't think they're supposed to escape though.
>>85270597
20 years of getting dicked down by leland
>>85270080
>sheryl lee can't act
for real, don't fucking understand people who say this, her performance is awesome .
Link me one scene where her acting suck
>>85270631
that's what you get for skipping fwwm
>>85270631
Sure. For $500.
>>85270671
i think i'm pretty objective in my assessment.
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
Im a black dude and I wrote a rap song about twin peaks check this out:
yo yo
all my gangstas and thugstas are watchin twin peaks cuz we aint be givin no shits
all the hot white bitches are there
and even one black ho name jade
man
my niggas n gangstas brothers mitchum
they gave me a call for dougie to pickup
they wanna kill my doug dougie but we niggas aint for free
i want to fuck janey e
their son sonny jim is helpin my son with the homework while i was in jail
man dat kids is cool as hell
>>85270755
dont
>>85270755
damn... :'''')))
>>85270678
I watched FWWM. There's a reason S3 ratings are at an all time low.
>>85270374
Cuter than Sheryl desu
>>85270156
SKIP
FAGS
GET
OUT
>>85270743
David himself is only 5'5"
Richard is /ourguy/
>>85270755
This could've been a pretty funny meme in 2007 honestly.
>>85270869
FISK'D
>>85270743
Fucking delete this
>>85270869
fucking look at him
he looks like a kingdom hearts character
>>85270725
give us one example then
>>85270834
Because it's on a premium network to begin with and television viewing has been fractured by the Internet and streaming doesn't count towards live views?
>>85270743
Kyle MacLachlan is 6'0
She must be an amazon wearing high heels
>>85270743
>>85270869
DELETE THESE
DAVID IS 5'11 AND KYLE IS 6'0 DELETE THIS SHIT
>>85270870
Harold Smith is
/ourguy/
- never leave his crib
- nerdy for flowers
- white knights Laura
- autistic
- suicidal
- "lonely soul"
- faps to diaries
>>85263719
wonder when hes going to show up
>>85270834
S3 has the same tone. Only Ep. 8 has been a slight exception. You should've stopped watching after FWWM. Also:
>ratings
>>85270869
wtf i hate lynch now
>>85270953
already did
https://www.sporcle.com/games/bashemgud/twinpeaks
i bet you can't even get 60%
>>85270982
NIN introducer?
>>85270743
Ideal height for women is somewhere between 5'7 and 5'10. That lady is an abomination.
>>85270903
every scene she's in
>>85271045
nice meme
>>85271029
>Wanting a womanlet
>>85271014
9/30 not bad
>>85271014
73%
So dougie is gonna become special agent dale cooper and leave all the money to the blonde bitch and sonny Jim and sonny Jim is going to be raised by a single mother? Seems like the wrong end of the stick for sonny jim
>>85271029
What? You can't handle the sight of a strong Nordic woman?
>>85270099
Gonna need a bigger box for Helena
>>85271113
Guess I'm right since you can't dispute me
>>85270533
She isn't t h i c c enough.
>>85271206
>So dougie is gonna become special agent dale cooper and leave all the money to the blonde bitch and sonny Jim and sonny Jim is going to be raised by a single mother? Seems like the wrong end of the stick for sonny jim
both sonny jim and the blonde bitch are just puppets created by evil cooper so Dougie wouldn't die
>>85271320
that doesn't make sense
>>85271320
pls explain
>>85271014
46percento
what thew fuck
>>85271206
>imfuckingplying
You really think loan sharks are going to fuck off forever because they got told off by some uppity cunt?>tfw Lynch thinks exactly that
>>384739467
>>384739467
>>384739467
NEW
>>85271352
There'a a scene in ep 5 where Sonny Jim blinks backwards while Dougie cries.
>>85271147
>i'm a fucking failure, not bad
>>85271398
There's also a scene in 9 where Hawk blinks backwards.
>>85271392
amzing job you fucko
>>85271014
I got 98% lol this is easy as shit
>>85271398
i just check it and he's not
>>85271477
check again
>blinks backwards
you're spastic
>>85271477
While Sonny Jim is inside the car.
>>85271014
83%, fuck you.
>>85271352
>>85271356
Dougie was a complete asshole and as we know by the way people don't react when he acts like a plant, severely mentally handicapped. So, either Janey E and Sonny jim are both lodge spirits helping him survive, or they were created in the same way as dougie was created by evil coop to help him stay alive.
Remember that those two are the only "family" of dougie, and that Janey E apparently just lives to protect dougie.
Also remember that "backwards blinking" of sonny jim, and the repeated sandwich bite...
>>85271014
I can't even complete the damn test, the website keeps freezing
>>85271600
>>85271600
>>85271600
MOVE HERE
THAT NEW THREAD
>>85271604
YOU LIKE
>>85271604
IS COMING BACK
>>85271604
IN STYLE
>>85271604
>>85271616
>>85271635
Created six seconds apart. gg
>>85271014
19 correct
>>85270946
This dude really give me the creeps when watching the show.