THIS IS KATANA. SHE'S GOT MY BACK. I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING

Is being trapped inside of a sword so bad?

>>85260414
I dont think you can masturbate, browse tv or even get dubs so yeah I think so

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>>85260241
This is my 3D waifu. She's not going to respond to my social media messages. I would advise not getting attracted to actresses. Her career is most likely dead but I'm her only fan.

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>>85260438
what if i ate my phone was absorbed by her sword and then spat my phone out? check mate athiests.

>>85260414
Sounds extremely painful.

some white guy in his 40s with 2 kids a wife and a decent car and 2 story house with a lawn, who wears reebok sneakers wrote this dialogue. those same type of guys write the cringe inducing lyrics to your popular top 40 female vocalist's songs

>>85260241
You forgot the worst part of that
>SHE'LL CUT YOU IN HALF WITH ONE SWORD STROKE LIKE MOWING THE LAWN

I know that Marvel isn't much better... but dude DC fucking sucks lmao

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>>85261496
this lmao

>>85261397
your soul gets sucked into the sword, not your physical body

>THIS IS HARLEY, SHE'S GOT A BASEBALL BAT...

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>>85261496
The state of capeshit is just terrible these days, last one I really enjoyed was Winter Soldier.

>>85261545
i straight up without irony hate women

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>>85261985
DoFP was great too

>>85262057
didn't see it
>>85261985
the last one I seriously enjoyed might have been GotG vol.1 not even joking that is when I started to feel the shift

>>85261985
I enjoyed civil war, doctor strange and logan

>>85260241
YES, BUT WAS GETTING MY SOUL TRAPPED IN HER SWORD PART OF MY PLAN?

Why did they make Randall Flag date Cara in this film when he could go for this fine Yellow lass?

Is David Ayer fucking retarded? Cara over hot Asian? Seriously?

>>85260241
>this is katana she's got a big ass

What did they mean by this?

>>85261791
What if you spend so much time with your phone that it becomes part of you? You can't live without it so would it then be transported with you?
If not, then your soul wouldn't be transported, only your default soul that hasn't yet had contact with anything, so in a way, your soul wouldn't be trapped in the sword, but the soul of your previous self from another timeline.

>>85260241
YES BUT WILL HER WOMB TRAP MY SEMEN?

>>85262579
>wanting to be a phoneposter for all eternity
>wanting to survive 4chan
why

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>>85260241
Why is she so cute Anons? I want a Karen...

>>85261397
>phonefagging from beyond the grave
baka

>>85262771
SHE CUTS

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>>85262771
asian women are kryptonite for white men

WE FORGOT TO DO A PROPER INTRO FOR KATANA WITH POP MUSIC

>I gotchu senpai

>>85261412
It's a big sword

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>>85262816
Yah and their sons are uranium to white women

>>85260414
Not if it means being against her sweaty back for hours on end.

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>>85262872
>white women

Keep your instagram addicted roasties imo

>>85262816
Damn Karen looks like *that*?

>>85261545

Is this real?

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>you will never do yoga with Karen

>>85262870
For Katana.

>>85262816
>>85262872
>Dating 10/10 Asian cutie, she's really caring, fun, and smart.
>We talk about kids, tell her I want to adopt (don't want her to wreck that body)
>"Oh Anon! That's so sweet of you!"
>I just dodge the Rodger.

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>>85263147
Blonde sorority girls 20 years in to the future thank you, based Asian pussy slayer

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>You'll never wake up to this smile.

Fuck my life

>>85263244
She's a bit weird looking, anon.

>>85263244
;_;

>>85260241
THAT'S SLIPKNOT

THE MAN WHO CAN CLIMB ANYTHING

Katana was one of the best characters in this movie so I am actually slightly annoyed that /tv/ is trying to force this meme.

>>85263244
why live?

>>85262012
Well if it makes you feel any better anon

>hate women
>get gf
>she's pretty based, pays for her own meals and shit
>go to the theater
>she wants to see Wonder Women
>ho boy
>watch it
>its absolute shit
>ask her what she thought about
>"That was horrible anon, all the reviews said it was good!"

How do they know it's souls the sword absorbs?
I mean the concept of a soul is pretty hard to prove scientifically.

>>85261985
Me too. Logan was alright too I guess, but most of the others in the last years were hot garbage. 2014 was the last good capeshit year.

>>85261545
Is this seriously the movie everyone was losing their shit about? It looks like straight trash and I like capeshit.

>>85263294
>>hate women
>>get gf

How did you accomplish step 2 with the caveat of step 1?

>>85263244
she looks fucking retarded

>>85263335
I hide it. My only outlet is shitposting on here. I'm a total normie to the eyes of the masses.

>>85263274
She did literally nothing the whole time you autist. Not to mention that SS in general was a terrible movie. Also, the best character was Slipknot, the man who can climb anything. You only like Katana because she's a cute japanese girl.

>>85263386
Damn I don't think I could do that, too bitter and set in my ways.

>>85263147

You should get a white breeding sow.

>>85261545
It's honestly baffling to me how people overhype this movie so much.

I'm not even one of those "dude redpill lmao xD" types, but honestly the only explanation for the glowing reviews for this mediocre garbage is the fear of feminist backlash. No one dares to say anything bad about it because they're gonna get called sexist.

>>85262524
Captain boomerang is gonna hook up with kitana

>>85260241
Karen Fukuhara a cute. Why did they hide her behind that mask?

>>85263102
Was getting sliced in half part of the plan

>>85263147
lmaoing @ you for wanting to raise someone else's son what a loser

>>85263294
wtf i love women now that she hated a bad movie

lad ive had 3 long term girlfriends, and ive loved them deeply, and i hate them and all women

>>85263294
You spelt spider man homecoming wrong

>>85263459
To show that she has a lotta loyalty for a sellsword.

>>85263413
That's a good enough reason to like someone.

I liked Suicide Squad.
It was one of my favorite movies last year.
Deal with it.

>>85263686

>a lot of loyalty for a hired sword*

>>85261445
No, actually Norwegians write the lyrics to your popular top 40 female vocalist songs

>>85262872
>Jew
>white

My mom is Chinese and my dad is Italian, I turned out ok

>>85263244

Why did you have to hurt me ?

I don't know you. I've never done anything to you.

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>>85264071
Sellsword literally means hired sword, dumbass.

>>85264189
That's what YOU think, but let me tell you about you

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>>85263267
>>85263367
Who cares? I'd still wife her hard.

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>>85262816
Fuck me.

>>85260241
I love you Fukuhara! I LOVE YOU YES I DO.

>>85262012
That's only because they're out of their natural place. I'm sure if children were allowed to vote and were told they don't need their parents the way women are in relation to men that you would hate them too.

>Has a loyal qt3.14 like Katana watching his back
>Still wants ugly flat Cara

I'm surprised they still let retards of that magnitude in the military.

>>85260241
>Katana is made out of million-fold souls

>>85263147
>going beyond my wifes son

jesus man that's some next level shit

>>85263147
>>85262872

>Ugly people will have ugly kids

Wow, who would have thought. Actual good looking WMAF actually have good looking kids who don't suffer from mental problems.