Funniest shit you heard in a theater >trailers come on >trailer

>>85259729
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahagagagaggagagagaggagagagagahahahhahahahahh

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top fucking kek!

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COMEDY GOLD

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LMAO

>>85259729
>2012
>Dark Knight Rises starts playing
>*click* *click*
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* etc

SOMEBODY STOP ME! MAMAS GON FREAK!

>random movie
>me and my 2 dudes
>theatre is fucking packed
>all have to sit seperately
>One starts yelling "Dale your mom just texted me and said you forgot your ass cream."
>tears

My falcon pooped on the man next to me

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>watching some flick with my dad
>character says nigger
>dad laughs loudly

>>85259729
>ooh dude new Tareenteeno movie
>love him
>he's never made a bad movie
>dude i know
>didn't he make Interstellar?
>yeah!
>dude, so good

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>>85260088
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>>85259790
Wow summer is still in full swing eh

>Watching some movie I forget
>Trailer for Twilight when that ratfaced skank from those movies turns into a "vampire" and is in the woods and the deer shows up on screen
>Negroid sitting somewhere near me yells "OH SHIT SHE GONNA EAT DAT DEER!"

>In cinema for Star Wars Episode 7 opening night.
>Opening credits begin, the calm before orchestra kicks in.
>Guy down the front yells out "OH I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE!"
>Whole cinema bursts out laughing.

>Watching Tron: Legacy with my brother
>At the light bikes scene, a kid shouts "COOOOOL"
>Someone, probably his father, told him "Please shut up"
>Literal seconds happens
>Kid shouts "COOOOOOL" again

>watch fargo season 1 with mom
>the scene comes up where lester is setting up his brother
>mom gets visibly mad and says "motherfucker."

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>>85259729
now thats what I call a sewage problem

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>Watching The Evil Dead reboot
>Guy gets hand ripped off I don't fucking remember
>They start using duct tape to put it back together
>Say "wow duct tape really does fix everything"
>Whole theater starts laughing

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>watching some movie featuring a guy called Abe
>Abe means 'monkey' in our language
>Abe is a black man
>bunch of kids in the cinema start laughing

>round parents house, watching walking dead
>negan scene comes on, notice mum sitting up straighter now.
>mum starts laughing at every quip, dad leaves the room.

>>85262233
>tfw your dad is cucked by a fictional character

>>85262049
Hej Lasse

>>85262233
>nigger scene comes on

FTFY

>opening night of Lord of the rings
>lights turn dim
>someone's cell phone goes off
>nerd from the back row yells out in the nerdiest voice ever
>THERE WERE NO CELL PHONES IN MIDDLE EARTH

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>>85259729
TOP LOL
nice OP

Promise this happened the other day in the queue for the bathroom

FIRST FAT GUY WITH LONG HAIR
>loving memes atm got the best for you later

SECOND SKINNY GUY GOTG T SHIRT

> Mate I've been loving memes for years, you have no idea

FIRST FAT GUY WITH LONG HAIR

> Haha I know, but I saw this one on Reddit last night

SECOND SKINNY GUY WITH GOTFLG T SHIRT

> To be fair, you know it's good if it's from there. Love their memes.

As someone who has lurked/wasted their life in this piece of shit sites for 12 years, I felt physically sick

>>85262525
Hey fuck you! I have medium length hair. I saw you sneak a peek at my pee pee btw faggot

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>this thread
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


this is why i come to 4chan

>>85260354
it hasn't even begun yet, you newfag redditor.

>>85259729
>John Wick 2
>old guy comes into the theater and goes to sit in the row in front of me
>misses the seat and sits on the arm rest
>flails his arms above his head dramatically

might not sound that funny, but I was laughing to tears. My laughter was silent though, so he didn't hear me.

>>85260354
Epic meme bruh. Im gonna use it in my blog.

>>85262525
Life is funny. A bastardized version of our image/culture has become popular

>>85262525
I'm willing to believe that. I've seen and heard people who are literal memes and seem not to have any awareness of it.