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>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
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COMING THIS SUMMER
DISASTER PORN FOR EMOTIONALLY STUNTED CHILDREN
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>showing Cthulu
YOu fucked up
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>>85250596
>showing cthulu
5/10
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>>85250706
>>85250836
That's the point
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>>85250706
>>85250836
joke
head
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>tfw there actually is an uncaring higher force that can destroy us any second without any warning
False vacuum collapse is the real Cthulhu
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fart noises are out OP, it'll be a sadgirl cover of Hungry Like the Wolf or something
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>move trailer
>>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>everyone who sees the trailer immediately goes totally insane
>begin killing themselves en masse so they don't have to suffer to be alive to actually see chtulu
>7/10 on IMDB
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>>85251569
that's basically the plot of a neat short horror film by carpenter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S18e0dS1y8Q
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>>85251569
The idea that you go insane and kill yourself the second you see one of the creatures in Lovecrafts stories in nonsense. The norwegian sailor who actually encountered Cthulhu in the short story rams him with a yacht then flees. Guy is a nervous wreck after that and eventually dies, but not by his own hand.
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