>watching movie with older sister >know a sex scene is

>>85247874
Normal Humna Beings have sex, Anon. It happens in life and movies are stories about life a lot of the time.

>>85247899
>movies are about stories about life

What kind of flicks are you consuming, pleb?

Did you two fuck?

>>85247947
????

>>85247951
This, post soles.

>>85247899
>Normal Humna Beings have sex

I don't know about that, I've never had sex.

>>85247874
How is a sex scene a trope? By that logic talking and breathing scenes should also be considered tropes.

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>sex sceme comes up
>sister and her black boyfriend starts kissing each other infront of me

>>85247899
no they don't and no it doesn't. sex is a social construct used to enslave us

>>85247874
Yeah i used to do kind of the same shit when my father and i were watching Spartacus together

Let's just say i was pissing a lot

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>>85247874

>watching the MAKE ME FEEL GOOD scene with your parents

>>85247998
Do you ever wonder if he thought you were jerking it?

>>85248016
Is this sexual abuse?

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>>85248016

>>85247969
Thats because youre not humna.

The only good movie sex scenes are the ones in Shoot 'Em Up and Team America.

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>>85247899
>Normal Humna Beings have sex
>HUMNA HUMNA HUMNA HUMNA AAAAOOOOOOGGGHAA

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>>85248207
>Team America
Heck yeah, reddit Bro. TA is hella epic.

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>>85248256
Top kek, it looked like "Human" as I typed it. Well played Anon.

>>85247982
why did you feel the need to point out that he was black? did his blackness make it more uncomfortable for you? would you have enjoyed watching your sister get pounded if it was a white guy pounding her?

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>>85248016
>"why's it wet?"
>"cause i used it once"
>*pretends to be outraged as she carries on fingering it
well, this has been weird...

>>85248207
Matt parker and trey stone are fucking GENIUSES and guide all my political opinions

>>85248016
She's so goshing cute!

>>85248334
get a load of this faggot kek

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>>85248016
WHAT THE FUCK

>>85247874
I have a friend who does that, it's always really obvious bro. If we do see a sex scene he always cringes. Weird thing is he's a married man now and he still acts like that

>>85247874

This shit, movies don't need to show some awkward sex scene with the actors fuckin kissing and shit, we can infer what is going on by the context and if you can't you're too old. But sitting there with a bro or even your gf watching some sex scene is awkward half the time and doesn't add anything extra to the movie aside from sexual appeal.

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>>85248623

>>85248016
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
WRONG
WITH
AMERICANS

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which one /tv/?

>>85248681
we're sexually liberated.

>>85247874
don't be a bitch, kid.

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What does /tv/ think of my sister?

>>85248727
looks like a shallow bimbo

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>>85247874
>mfw she knew it was a sex scene also

>>85248623
Why can't I get my gf to do that?

>>85248727
I'd take her to the pictures, maybe buy her some popcorn, but upon reflection of how the evening went I probably wouldn't contact her again. I'd think about it sometimes. Maybe she'd try to contact me? I'd ignore it until she got the hint.

>>85248016
God bless America

>>85248749
How did you know?

>>85247874

Why do sex scenes bother you so much? Is it your inevitable wizard status, the fact that your sister has probably taken 50 nigger dicks or a combination of both?

>>85248803
Sexual tension between brother and sister.

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>>85247874
>paused during a sex scene

anon...

>>85248016
Lads...

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>watch GoT with my sister
>cersei and jaime sex scene comes on

>>85248703
Por que no los dos?

>>85248024
oh shit maybe

>>85248921
I watched the first episode of GoT with my sister and had to explain the guy with the bleached hair bathing the naked girl with the bleached hair was her brother

>>85248803
Lmao nobody brought up black cocks until you did, any reason why?

>>85248727
she's pretty!

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>>85247874
>being this insecure

>>85248727
would munging with her

>>85248016
WEW

>>85248016
brb, killing myself

>>85248016
what the fuck

>>85248727
I'd lick her asshole while massaging her soles

>at my aunts house watching the wicker man with my sister and younger cousin
>think everyone else is sleeping
>suddenly my aunt comes to watch the movie around the sex scene
>start sweating
>suddenly my nanee comes to watch the movie around the sex scene
>drop spaghetti and run to the bathroom

>>85248016
more?

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>watch Bates Motel while cuddle with older sister on my bed
>suddenly plot comes up that Norma fucked with her Brother
>feels awkward as fuck

>watch Game of thrones with sister while cuddling with her
>cersei and jamie start to fuck
>awkward as fuck

>show sister something on the computer
>notice afterwards I had a tab open that reads "incest" because I was looking up some brother/sister porn
>sheknows.jpg

>sister doesn't seem to be weirded out for some reason
>it also turns out she is into feet stuff like I am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>85248017
>When the ballsack pops out

>>85249221
How? That's s long stretch.

>>85249429
Is she hot?

>>85249429
go for it

>>85248727
I want to cum deep inside her.

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>>85248104
>>85248370
>>85248642
>>85248681
>>85248893
>>85249178
>>85249217

I unironically don't get it why you fags got so shocked about it

>>85249463
On all fours, with her butt cheeks resting on her heels, easy.

>>85248016
>tfw just fapped

Have you ever touched your sister's bare feet?

Given her feet a kiss?

>>85248727
I would fuck the shit out of your sister bro.

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>>85249467
pic related

>>85249429
none of these stories are ever true

>>85249596
If you ever get the chance to kiss her between the cheeks, don't be a fag and go for it.

>>85249429
if you're an adult that cuddles with your older sister then you already have a weird relationship with her, might as well fuck her

>>85249625
They actually are my friend

>>85247998
>tfw did the same thing with some other movie
>dad thought I was fapping
>told me to at least let him watch
>ended up sucking each other off instead of watching the movie
>relationship with dad got a lot more awkward for a while, but eventually I told him I wanted more, and we both really got into it after that

>>85248921
>>85248990

>Game of Thrones is the most popular show for years
>Don't watch it, am completely unaware of the characters and plot
>In that time, become best friends with my sister, do everything social with her, brag about how close our relationship is
>someone makes a Game of Thrones joke at a party last year
>sister is embarrassed
>Watch GoT this year
>Shudder
>TFW when I've sounded like Jamie Lannister speaking of my "devotion" to stranger

>>85249639
whatever you say

>>85247981
>breathing scenes
name 12

>>85249664
>worshipping a roastie

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>>85248016

>>85247874
she wants the D brah. she totes wants the D.

>>85249638
But I have been cuddling with her since I was born.
Is this really so weird?

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>>85248016

>>85248016
>white "people"

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT KISSING AND SUCKING AND SERVICING TOUR SISTER'S BARE SOLES?

>>85247874
how old and/or autistic are you?

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>>85249974
I usually massage her feet when we watch a tv show together.
like pulling her toes a bit and tickling her.

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>>85247998
>at hollywood video with dad
>guy recommends lucky number slevin
>there are two sex scenes with nudity in the first 15 minutes
>I say I don't want to watch the movie anymore
>I play battle for middle earth for the next two hours in the other room while my dad watches the movie by himself
wew lad

>>85249728
Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (swimming scene)
Minority Report (post-eye-surgery)
Saw 6 (breathing trap)

Breathing was a key component in these scenes

>>85247982
your sister has a shit taste

>>85248016
Wew, just fapped to it. wish I had a sister like her.

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>>85248016
>americans

>>85248016
why is everyone in tv a fucking pedo

>>85248016
MODS

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>>85248016

>>85248016
I dont want to click it. What is it guys?

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>>85248016
I-Is this OC?

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>>85250432
some guy jerked off with a fleshlight and then let his sister finger it as part of a prank.

>>85250328
>projecting this hard
i assumed she was 18 - 20 years old

>>85248016
>http://webm.land/media/A1kk.webm
Why did this make me hard?

>>85250468

she was 13, he went to prison later btw

>>85250432
dolphin porn

>>85247874
it's normieservice

even PG-13 movies are starting to ha e sex scenes in 2017. the West is becoming Brazil 2.0.

>>85248016
Staged. Look at how she's turning the pages at the beginning.

>>85250457
Thanks based helper. Glad I didn't watch that.

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>>85248016

>>85248727
almost certainly a coalburner

>>85250523
she kept her spot in the book. the might have been ahead and reading back for references, or counting how many pages she had left in a chapter.

>>85247874
People who aren't attracted to their sisters enjoy watching others have sex.

It's like a form of entertainment.

>>85248628
i mean he's just asking a question anon. does his ever so minor defending of "the black people" offend you?

>>85248016
>why's it wet?
>did you use it in the shower?
oh my

>>85248016
Explosion of penile blood. Would like it to be real.

>>85248078
silicon pussy lives matter?

>>85249520
They're probably all a bunch of only child posters.

>>85249520
They're just 15 lay off

>>85250495
News source on this ??

>>85250495
>>>85250468
>she was 13, he went to prison later btw
News Source ??

Why does /tv/ have so many footfags

>>85250659
Yes. Fuck niggers. Kill them.

>>85250826
Source: his ass. You can't go to jail for grossing out your sister with your dick.

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>>85250845
no idea
but my sister made me a footfag

>>85250862
Honestly, you could probably do whatever you want to your sister and be fine. She's your sister.

>>85250862
I thought so too. Thanks.

>>85250485
Thanks for uploading it again. Hot.

>>85250973
I didn't upload it.

>>85247874
Daily reminder that incest is degenerate.

>>85251021
Incest is purest form of love.

>>85251033
this

>>85247899
Normal Humna Beings take a shit as well

>>85251079
Girls don't.

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>>85251021
is it degenerate to cuddle with your sister?
is it degenerate to kiss your sister on the lips?

where exactly starts the degenerate border?

>>85251286
Reproduction

>>85251286
Incest : sexual relations with a family member
So I guess it's probably not degenerate to cuddle with your sister, but I'm not sure with the kissing thing.

>>85251558
what about groping and touching her tits?

>>85251653
Idk, probably lmao.

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bump

>>85248727
wood berry

>>85248921
the worse one was the handmaiden and viseyrs in the bathtub in s1 because we were both really turned on

>>85249836
Define cuddling.
Are you just sitting next to each other and playfully leaning towards each other or is it spooning and grinding each other?

>>85252147
spooning and grinding of course
how else can you watch a movie in a bed?