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Autism Begins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xBSIa_xNhE
Aerial shot of CIA headquarters..... room filled with people looking at satellite footage..
Black agent: is that....Matt Damon?
agent: No...thats Jason Bourne
Black agent: w-w-what do you mean Jason bourne???
agent: the portal that opened at 1800 indicates that fictional characters are coming to this dimension... and we need to stop them, they are a threat to national security......
black agent: hol up....you tellin me he's really fucking Jason Bourne?!?!?
Suddenly an alarm triggers and we see Bourne taking 5 operatives in the sat feed.... someone off camera tazes him and they capture him.
black agent: this cant be real....
agent: better wake up, this is what we're trained for...memetic warfare...its real buddy and it begins right now.
CUT TO A HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpeudpjyWS8
Someone is posting Pepe pictures while watching The Mummy 2.....
Mommy: Honey im going out with Robert....
We see a black gentleman in a sports car checking his bling in the mirror.
The figure turns around (Michael Cera).....
Michael: Dont forget the crab legs!!!! and shuuuuuut the door pleaseee!!
Michael keeps typing and posting while the day turns rapidly into night....we see him almost doze off waiting for a (you) in a Mummy thread he made....
SUDDENLY a blue portal opens in the middle of his room......Michael jumps out of his chair and grabs a katana from the wall....
Michael: what the fuck!?!? get back!!! I got a hatori hanzo....
A whip comes out of the portal and grabs the sword breaking it easily against the wall....A boot comes out and Michael says: B-brendan?!?!?
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Rick: Nah kid....Rick O'Conell....im here because the world needs your help....
Michael: This cant be happening...what the fuck is going on...ok ok calm down...
Michael: Ok, prove to me that you arent in my head....
Rick takes out the whip and smashes his laptop...
Michael: What the hell man!?!??! Ok you've made your point okokoko
Rick stops as he was about to hit a shelf with action figures...
Michael: Why me? Im not special...I just post memes...
Rick: Thats exactly why we need you...you are one of the best memester we've seen in the galaxy....
Michael: im sorry but I dont understand
Rick: Ok...let me see....think of your favorite meme....
Suddenly Pepe appears on the bed and starts to pee on it...
Michael: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Pepe: say...you gonna stare all day guy? You want a sip?!?!? kekekekek
Rick: Now you see? You are a Creator...most people are replicators but you have original dankness in your soul.
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