>Guys. I've got this great idea! Let's make Star

>>85242964
E;Rfag, leave

>>85243619
>E;Rfag, leave
What language is this?

It took a brilliant director with vision to realize that the twist that was supposed to make it smarter and deeper than the original is what was killing movies.

>>85242964

>Let's make a second Death Star!
>B-But they already had one in Return of the Jedi...
>A THIRD Death Star!

>>85243905
Kill J.J. Abrams.

>>85242964
The twist is the characters are all unlikable.
The entire movie hangs entirely on people that already like star wars in order to like this movie too.

>>85242964
does anyone have a link to that extremely long response to RLM by 'JimRaynor'. all the mirrors i could find are down now and i don't know where i put the PDF

>>85243782
E;R (e-celeb)
fag (you)
leave (what you need to do)

>>85244704
>E;R
How in the fuck does this stand for "e-celeb"?

>>85244704
are you sure you're old enough to post here?

>>85244765
E;R is an e-celeb, assclown

>>85244802
Sorry, not plebeian enough to know who that is.

>>85243619
>>85244802
its not like he was the only one who figured that >>85242964 out you retard

>>85245063
>>85244851

b-but muh strawman

>>85245373
idiot found

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>>85242964
>twist

And at some point, Mary Sue will get attacked by some goofball baddies and instead of helping, dr zaius will literally look at the camera and explain that she a strong independent woman who don't need no man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BX18Icf6fQ

>>85245424
Relax I was mocking the guy.

>>85245527
I think one of the reasons I like TFA was because I hadn't seen the original trilogy since I was a kid, so the whole thing felt pretty fresh. I imagine people who rewatched the originals in preparation for the new one were probably more annoyed about the rehashing.

>>85245520
>goofball baddies
Mike Stoklassa is going to give her the goofballs?

>>85246951
BLACKED when?

>>85242964
choke on lucas cock you prequel-loving monkey fucker

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>>85246951
blech

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>>85242964
>>Guys. I've got this great idea! Let's make Star Wars: A New Hope.
>>Oh, an homage. I suppose I can see that. So what's the twist?

They did it already.

>>85242964
The twist was that John Boyega was advertised as the new Jedi, a black Jedi, WOW. And then the film reveals the force is a white female and the black guy is a janitor.

Daily reminder that JJ Abrams wishes he could make something half as good as Brick, Brothers Bloom or Looper.

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>>85246996
never

Jar Jar Abrams is a fucking hack.

I'm a lefty and I cringed hard.

The hole movie felt like watching a tv pilot

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>>85243991