>Go see Valerian >Think it was fucking awesome >Movie

Proof that /pol/ is CNN and that Alex Jones is Soros.

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>>85242969

The movie was garbage, I should've saw Dunkirk instead. Luc besson is a fucking hack, that had one good movie.

>>85242915
How to movie reviews:
>Find a critic with similar tastes as yours
>Maybe find another one just to cover all your bases.
>Ignore the rest

That's it.
Rando critics or critic polling sites like metacritic or Rotten Tomatoes are cancer. And no matter how good a movie is, there will be someone to shit on it.
Just find that one critic that likes what you like, and roll with it.

>>85243051

Slander it all you want ... It was still better than Guardians of The Galaxy

>>85243082

True. I don't even know why critics and stuff exist. Movies are arguably more personal than food

>>85243051

Don't listen to him, it was great. Plus he's clearly a faggot for not at least fawning over the 12/10 hot Cara Delevingne ... Damn she is hot in this movie

>worst movie of the year
oh bullshit, I guarantee that there's a dozen shitty horror flicks alone that'll be worse

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she should really put on some weight

>>85243082
>Rando
Stop.

>>85243403
She's so fucking ugly

>>85243403

>amerifats wanting everyone to be as fat as them

>>85242915
>>no "diverse" leads aside from Rhianna thrown in as a gimmick

Gee, I wonder how the sjewsw will rate this.

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>>85243403

shes perfect

>>85242915
oh, good, looks like cnn is saving us some trouble and are putting the echos on themselves now.

>>85243100
Yea anon. Fuck your opinion and the overwhelming majority that agrees.

>>85243485
I really really liked this image until I noticed she was wearing panties and was not actually naked from the waist down.

I walked out after 30 minutes. It was garbage. Complete garbage.

>>85243485
Yes she literally looks retarded.
Jesus Christ what are these people smoking.

>>85243127
critics are the only tool studios have to bend peoples' opinions in their favor. marvel are trying to dump on Valerian because it's based on a comic property they don't own, and they believe there isn't room in the pool for Valerian as well as their capeshit. ignore the critics.

>>85243564
well, you can go back to fapping over, what, how many spoderman films are there out now? never mind, there'll be another one in a few days' time.

>>85243485
>People find this attractive
lol

>>85243498

Wait, what?

>>85243665
>Guy says Valerian was shit
>Wow you must jerk off over Spiderman

The power of /tv/ """arguments"""

>>85243564

No you didn't.

0/10 troll bait

>>85243642

Marvel and DC will run out of fuel eventually. This capeshit fad will run its course

>>85243665
I don't watch capeshit. Thats why I walked out of this shit movie. I'm done seeing new movies they are all made to be like capeshit.

>>85242915
>CNN
wew

>>85243560
Damn bruh why'd you have to go and kill it for me?
Thanks for freeing me, now I can go back to universally disliking this no talent whore

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>>85243082
But Cecil from Good Bad Flicks didn't like it. I don't know if Tyrone Magnus liked it, or Arthur (AKR) Kutahov. This guys I have 99,9% similar taste.


I didn't see movie myself. Yet.

>>85242915
>Valerian
>0 niggers in main roles
>European non-pretentious director
>Clinton Commercial Network
Go figure.

>Think it was fucking awesome
You probably loved Jupiter Ascending too

>>85244540
>>Think it was fucking awesome
>You probably loved Jupiter Ascending too
It was kíno by female romantic action flick standards. You just judge it right.

Hmmmm I wonder.

My Jewish friend, an amateur critic who recently got noticed by a publisher, was pissed the movie had little Jewish involvement. ("How can we know it has the right message?") I shit you not. Gave it a shit review because of this.

>>85245105

I was miffed the director was a non-Jew just because I'm so used to big-budget movies being "ours," but you have to respect Besson for his chutzpah.