>arrives at your doorstep >knocks on your door >you

Ask her what he heck she wants

>>85231742
Your mom goes to college.

tell her that her mom goes to college and get back to shitposting

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would you?

offer her a delicious bass

Shit myself and stammer incoherently because Tina Majorino is a goddamn patrician waifu.

I sat through Corina Corina the other day for her...

Also, she's single

I know too many girls like this irl, disgusting

>>85231986

Lets just say, one date with me, and she won't be anywhere near dry-land

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>>85231742
h- hey.. wann wanna c c come in and want a f foot massage?

>>85231742
>>arrives at your doorstep
>>knocks on your door
>>you open it and see this
And then what?

I ask her which Mike Judge cartoon she climbed out of.

shit my mom actually does go to college

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>>85231742

Get your own tater tots gosh

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JUST DANCE

>>85231986
Depends on how hairy her arms were, any pics?

>>85231986
Napoleon was wrong, she should have been drinking that 2%.

>answering the door
>not sitting quietly until the visitor goes away

>>85232705
those guys used bare hands to wipe their own ass and drank their own urine to stay hydrated, yet they had watches to time "45 minutes"?

salt the snail

>>85231986

I would have 6 children with this woman and then never speak to her again even though we share a bed.

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She looks good

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>>85231986
sure why not

>>85232232

if that's true why aren't you married with 4 of them with 3 kids each in utah?

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>>85231742
Go away Heather

>>85232826
Sundials or some kind of hourglass using water, or yaknow, just not all fucking day, doesnt have to be exactly 45 minutes.

I had a crush on her even before she was in that movie.

>>85232914
she kind of looks like Brad Dourif in drag

>>85232826
There was a gang of people on an old oil tanker with an endless supply of cigarettes and jet-skis, of course they had watches and shit. Waterproof watches probably survived.

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>>85232705
Jesus Christ, Tig was always a sick fuck.

Was Napoleon autistic? Not even trying to be funny here, but he shows all the signs that an autistic person shows.

>Obsessed with weird things like ligers, nunchucks, etc
>Seems to have no idea what is and isn't socially acceptable to say to someone ("You're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat?")
>Talks in a low monotone voice the whole time
>Never shows any emotion during the film
>Dresses like a legit autist

If you told someone that Napoleon Dynamite was a mockumentary about an autistic teenager living in a small town then they most likely wouldn't be able to tell that Napoleon's character is supposed to be funny.

>>85232986
deb a cute

>>85232705
back when being a pedo was just comic relief instead of making you the villian

>>85233695
every character in that show was autistic

>>85231986
She looks like Isaac after he gets the Growth Hormone.

>>85233695
Nah, that's what everyone from flyover states is like.

>>85232705
for reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AvwHZF0RAc

>>85233695
Maybe. There's were a few kids like him when I was in high school but I don't think they were autistic.

I also liked drawing weird animals and shit like that so maybe I'm a little autistic.

>>85232942
Utahfag here, the polygamists are actually pretty rare. I've only met 2 sects in 13 years of living here

>>85233695
No that's just half the population of Idaho

>>85231986
meh. not my thing