>Computer, create life size recreation of Lieutenant Commander, Data.
>reshape my form into that of Ten Forward bartender Guinan.
>simulate the environment of the average southern American plantation circa 1850 A.D.
>make Lieutenant Commander, Data highly and violently sexually aggressive.
>prevent anyone who enters the holodeck from intervening with the simulation, and prevent them from leaving the holodeck unless I stop the simulation.
>send out a mass invitation to the holodeck, to everyone on board the Enterprise.
>Computer disengage safety protocols.
>Engage simulation.