ITT: Times you acted like the Transporter
>mother asks me to take her grocery shopping
>ask her how far to the store and how much the shopping will weight
>she looks confused tells me about 7 bags and it'll take around an hour
>I nod
>put on my best suit
>drive as quickly as possible to the store
>get stopped by the cops
>"do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
>asks my name
>"rule 2: no names"
>demands to see my license
>attempt to kick him through the window
>fail, hurt my foot on the door and get arrested
>mother has to spend the shopping money on my bail