>closeted gay >whacko cultist >manlet Why does

>>85223467
hes a good actor and is charismatic on screen.

>>85223467
has starred in a ton of the most iconic movies made in the last 25 years

He has a tooth in a middle of his mouth.

>>85223467
>>closeted gay
That's the dumbest rumour ever spoken. His list of hot ex-gf's and wives should make that clear.

>>85223666
I'm sure that really annoys him as he sits there counting his billions of dollars

>>85223467

He gives us other closet homo cultist manlet an ideal to strive after

He's /ourguy/.

>>85223467
scientology shill posting on 4chan and /tv/, not even joking

>>85223842
shh bro, dont tell anyone :)

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>>85223467
that "closeted gay" manlet has fucked more 10/10 pussy than you ever will in your entire life, loser lanklet

>>85223467
because he does his own stunts

He looks like a cool, funny guy. If anybody had to portray me on screen, it would have to be him

I never saw any of his movies or even heard his voice, tho

>>85223467

Because he's fucking based.

>Fucked prime Nicole Kidman for years and then ditched her for some younger ass (who he then also ditched when she hit the wall)
>Closeted gay

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>>85223467
Because he's a good actor who has starred in many good movies. For once, /tv/ can separate someone's beliefs from their work. Probably because he's a fucking white male.

>>85223467
He can shoot lightning bolts out of his hands.

List of /our guys/:
Tom Cruise
Mel Gibson
James Gandolfini

who else

What started the gay meme? Why is every actor who isn't super macho considered a closet gay by the public?

>>85223467
Because he's enjoyable to watch. He's not my sisters boyfriend, I don't have to give a fuck what he's like in real life. If he keeps the good parts coming, then he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Quick
name One legit Bad movie he has been in
I dare you

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>>85224148
Mimi was hotter

>>85224187
Paul Dano

>>85224187
paul dano

>>85224187
paul dano

>>85224218
Top Gun. Not meming.

>>85224405
shitty personal opinions dont count

>>85224218
The mummy

>>85223467
Trully devoted to literally every movie he is starring. This guy is just outstanding performer. I don't care about his sexual orientation, privacy and personality, all I like about him, is how he always do 110% out of his performance. Also never uses stunt doubles. Out of his recent entries, even at age of 56, he does this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqP9VVvT-kk

>>85224187

Paul Dano

>>85223780
Kek this desu

So how about that scientology?

>>85223467
he's not gay

>>85224218
Cocktail. Whoever wrote that script should be taken out back.

there's a scientology temple thing near my apartment and they give out free personality tests, should i do it anons?

>>85223676
faggots go both ways

>>85224727
Of course

Don't forget to mention 4chan to [[[them]]]

>>85224656
ARUBA

>>85223467

Precisely for those reasons.

>>85223467
t.jelly faggot

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>>85223676
>I'm not gay, look at all these girls I'm sexing.
How are straight people still this stupid?

>>85223467
hes not for normie plebs.

hes the highest level of filmmaking

last of his kind

>>85224153
Minority Report was a decent short story but the movie wasn't that good