>watching Groundhog Day (1993)
>think "That groundhog is probably dead by now"
>look it up
>he's actually alive and well
based Punxsutawney Phil
damn I love phil
>CATCHED
>>85222024
> According to Stormfax, as of 2016 the predictions have proven correct 39% of the time
What the fuck why are they even using that rat if it has such a shit success rate? Americans are retarded
Great thread
dont drive angry
>>85224392
Obviously you believe the opposite of what the groundhog says since its statistically proven he's usually wrong.
Animals live longer than people realize. Toto from The Wizard of Oz died in 2008.
>>85222024
what kind of dog is that
He aged better than Andie lol
>>85222024
is philly /ourgroundhog/?
>>85222024
After spending 10,000 years trapped in a loop with Bill Murray, time has lost all effect on him
>>85222024
need a source
>>85222024
>trying to mind my own business doing groundhog stuff
>these cunts keep disturbing me
>ask me about the weather
>mfw
>>85225031
>>85225031
>Hey Kid, You done with the squat rack yet? I gotta bang some floozies before 6. Bing bada boom.
>>85225476
tss what do groundhogs do, hog the ground or sumthin?
>>85225476
underrated
>>85224392
>>85224902
This actually proves that he's got a special power and it's just being misinterpreted since if it was truly random it would be closer to 50%
>>85225574
>"GARGL ME FACE HURT"
>>85225031
wtf is that his little groundhog boner
>>85224928
>>85224928
that's bullshit and you know it
>>85222024
>In reality, the lifespan of a groundhog is roughly six years[3] and it is unknown how many groundhogs have actually played Phil.
>>85222024
>groundhog day was 329461264301239847 gogolplex millenia ago
>>85225635
it's not a special power, they go inside if it's cold
They have all the special power of the weather predicting rock