>When you only have $125.37 for your movie's budget

I hope the license Drowning Pool for the soundtrack.

>>85220800
Looks like pool slasher kino is back on the menu, boys!

>>85220963
It got surprisingly good reviews from the big horror sites.

>>85220800
youve never needed a big budget for horror

>>85221067
>movie about drowning in a pool
>main characters are white

>>85220800
>Sir, we only have $100 to make this movie
>Do we have any Chuck-e-cheese pizzas or eight ounces of belly button lint?
>Yes sir
>Good, call up Roberts

>>85221026
To be fair, the standard for Horror is quite low.

literally just go to the edge and hold onto it or hold onto the ropes, how the fuck is this scary?

>>85221229

If you're claustrophobic I can see the issue but yeah you can just hold on to something and wait it out with your buddy.

I think there's a spooky killer in this film though,

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>>85220800
>this guy ends up having a cameo

>>85220800
of course its some stupid women that get trapped.

>>85221229
temperature and exposure

also one has diabetes

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>>85220800
>pool's closed
we finally memed it

>>85221026
The big horror sites are, genuinely, the worst reviewers on the planet. Anything not half retarded gets some sort of positive review. Even that blair witch shit last year.

>>85221229
The bad guy from Saw runs the place

>>85220800

How the fuck do you get trapped in a pool? Americans?

>everybody ignoring the bit where Jigsaw comes back into the pool knowing full well they're trapped
>ignoring the fact that they hired the guy who played Jigsaw and you motherfuckers think he's literally just closed the pool and that's it

Who supports you people through the hard tasks in life, such as brushing your teeth and feeding yourself?

>>85221265
one needs regular diabetes shots, or she passes

>>85221281
Between this, OJ, and linkin park I dont know what to make of today

>>85220800
cant be worse than that 2 hours movie about 1 guy in a coffin

>>85221326
>american """""""""""lifestyle"""""""""""

>>85220800

Swim to the shallow end and wait it out. What a truly dumb premise for a movie.

So people are making movies about the first thing that pops into their heads now? What's the sequel, 'Trapped in a sand box'?

This is a The Sims horror story

>>85221417
Shallowest part of the pool is like just under 6 feet. Most people wouldn't be able to stand there without drowning retard.

>>85221265
I don't know, but I'd assume they stop filling the pool once they shut off. Meaning no warm water flowing in anymore. Once all this water gets cold around you, you'll die pretty of hypothermia if you are in it too long, but it of course depends on the room temp. as the water will only cool down to that. If it's high enough hypothermia won't be a thing.

>>85221516
Lol fucking manlets I swear

wtf how can it only be only 125 dollars? Isn't that the hicksaw actor from saw, you would think he charges more for acting or is he acting 4 free?

>>85221516
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>85221544
>>85221562
they're women bro

>>85221516
When will they learn?

>implying the motor that slides the cover in place is strong enough that you wouldnt be able to just push it open

>go to end of pool
>rip cover
>leave
truly a horror masterpiece

>>85221584

when will womanlets learn?

>>85221593
>>85221562
>>85221544
hilarious memes but unless you breathe out of the top of your head you'd had to be over 6'4 to actually get your nose above the water, or be standing on your toes

It's an Olympic sized pool, it doesn't have a shallow part.

I don't know how the hell they got trapped in the first place though. You'd think people would notice others in the pool, unless they happen to swim directly under the cover as it activates.

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>>85221516

>>85220800
I hope they make out and have one last sex before passing out and drowning, only to be rescued at the last second.

>>85221636
It was a thick fiberglass or something in the movie

>>85220800
Why don't they just swim to those floaty things and try to rip the cover.

>>85221682
>>85221325


come on for fuck sake anons, you know they didn't hire Tobin Bell to be the kindly fucking pool man. REEE did all only watch the first 20 seconds of the trailer before coming to shitpost?

>>85221299
So fucking true

>>85221661
>under 6'4''
>not a manlet
Pick one

There's something about these "trapped in real life" stories that I kinda like. I dunno, a lot of them are goofy, but you'd also freak out if they came true.

Open Water, for example, scares the shit outta me. It'd be even worse if you fell off a cruise ship. They branded that movie Adrift as Open Water 2, where a bunch of party people all jump off their sailing ship without putting the ladder down.

Also Frozen, not THE Frozen, where the kids get trapped on the ski lift midway through and have to fend off wolves after jumping from 30 feet up.

Then you've got the ones like Buried, 127 Hours, etc.

I think there's another one, but I can't think of it.

>>85222032
>where the kids get trapped on the ski lift midway through
Was the ski lift 200 miles long with no communications posts every mile? How the fuck do you get stuck by yourself on a ski lift?

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is That Dangerous Hahahaha Nigga Just Wait It Out Like Nigga Hold On Till Morning Haha

>>85222032
>Also Frozen, not THE Frozen, where the kids get trapped on the ski lift midway through and have to fend off wolves after jumping from 30 feet up.
is that the one that dog fucker trashed in his review?

>>85222102
If I remember right, the resort is closing due to a snowstorm and they convince the operator to let them go up one last time. Said operator is replaced by another employee, who sees three other skiers and thinks no one is left. One of the guys manages to climb the cable to the support pole and slid down, but never comes back and is implied to have been chased/killed by wolves.

>>85222102
If I recall the park was liked closed down and the people snuck in and tried to use the lifts. Again this is by memory so I might not be 100% accurate.

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>>85222032
This is like the pinnacle of that genre

>tfw you accidentally leave your homie on another planet with no food or oxygen

>>85221516

I don't think a single public pool in America has a shallow end deeper than 4 feet. It's required.

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>Phone Booth
>ATM
>12 Feet Deep
Is this the pinnacle of trapped-kino?

>>85222378
Eh that's more fantastical. It's not like every person is going to Mars. Plus he's in constant contact with Earth and dicking around growing plants and stuff.

>>85222537
Ah I forgot about ATM. Granted that's due to the psychopath and not actually being trapped, but I guess Chandler was trapped in that ATM booth with that model during the blackout.

>>85220800
I'm actually interested. It seems more interesting than generic Superhero movie sponsored in part by the U.S. Arts and Entertainment Commission.

>>85222589
>dicking around growing plants and stuff.
oh yeah growing food in order to survive is just dicking around and a life or death thing at all

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What's the best <$500k movie and why is it pic

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>>85222537
this is the only one I've seen

>>85220800
>12 FEET DEEP Trailer (Trapped in a Pool - Thriller - 2017) Movie Covfefe - Coverage
what in the fuck

>>85222378
That movie sucked ass and was just HURRR IM GONNA SCIENCE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

>>85222619
You know what I mean. He's trapped, but he's not isolated or in imminent panic.

>>85221281
fucking lmao

>>85221281
OLOLO

>>85222750
>>85222722
>>85221281
epic for the win /b/rethen! Shadilay!

Why not just drink the water til the water level drops?

>>85222479
Part and parcel of being a nigger infested country

>>85222935
People pee in it.

>>85222935
>Life is a Beth game
>if you drown just drink the water and recover
>add in mario 64 and just go to the surface if you can't recover more than you lose.

>>85222932
>Fucking up the memes this much

>>85223208
go back

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>>85221281
>>85221170

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>>85221541
dude, its an indoor pool, the coolest that thing would be getting is room temp

>>85221516
>person is 6ft
>listens to anons advice
>drowns because he doesn't breath out of the top of his head

>>85221393
based on her appearance I'd assume she's type 1

>>85221541
Hypothermia in an inside pol hahahaha
No no no no wait inhales hahahahaha
This is what rural retards believe lmao

>>85222032
There's also that one about a group of people being trapped in a sauna. I heard that it sucked but the scenario is pretty terrifying.

>>85221268
he's already casted for the third movie

The cover closed so slowly. How couldn't they hear it?

>>85225057
they were talking loudly about BBC

>>85221281
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>>85221516
Float on your back. Seriously, it isn't hard. Sometimes I even fucking nap like a goddamn otter because of how comfy it is. Why do so many people suck at swimming?

>>85222673
>just HURRR IM GONNA SCIENCE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

I'm sure it would've been more thrilling if he had a full supply of food and oxygen just to sit around and watch tv until help arrived or he went out and found convenient Mars apples growing near his camp.

>>85220800
>>When you

Back to facebook.

>>85221229
hypothermia

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If this really happened in real life I wonder what the best way to get out would be. Maybe unhook the lane markers and use the hook to rip through the pool cover or something.

how can they not notice literally everyone else leaving and the poolcover starting to close untill the last second?

>>85225594
just chill till morning till someone comes

>>85220800
I don't get it, how BOTH of them not see the pool closing? They deserve it.

>>85221273
>>85225580
>>85221541
>Hypothermia
>public pool
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85225704
It says in trailer that closed untill end of weekend so not very chill.
Also why would you not just break shit to get free are you that big a beta?

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>>85222654
>Will do for skiing what Jaws did for swimming.

>>85225439
doesn't water get stuck in your ears? that's the only bad thing about floating on your back

The guy traps them in the pool on purpose, and after everyone is gone he comes back and fucks with them. Turns the pool heater way up and shit.

Do you literal retards even pay attention, or do you just think to yourselves "I can't wait to post my witty comment about how this is a stupid idea on 4chan!"?

>>85225744
>>85225594
Just shout for a while

>>85220800
Reminds me of that film with Ryan Renolds in a box with the zippo that never overheats.
>Inb4 they don't lie on top of the buoyant lane separators near their fixed edge or unhook them to make a raft

>>85225960
Oh no a hot tub
Spoopy

>>85225960
>The guy traps them in the pool on purpose
Only a retard wouldn't notice the cover closing.

>>85221516
What the fuck. Have you or the people seriously replying to this ever been in a pool?

>>85225716
>>85225645
They knew the pool was closing, but her ring is stuck in a grate at the bottom. She jumps in to get it but can't so her sister jumps in too. While they're underwater is when he closes the cover because he thinks everyone is gone and doesn't check because he's in a rush to leave with it being a holiday weekend.

>>85225960
That's not what happens. He doesn't trap them on purpose. He's in a rush to leave since it's a holiday weekend, and he thinks everyone is gone, doesn't see anyone, and closes the top. Some psycho janitor lady comes and fucks with them to extort money and shit out of them. And she doesn't turn the heat up. It's a heated pool and she turns the heat off, hence the hypothermia. I have no idea if you can get hypothermia like that, but that's the idea the movie presents.

>>85225960

>oh no the pool cover is sloooooowly closing and is also making a clear grinding noise the entire time
>can't notice that shit at all, especially when it takes 10 minutes nope
>guess we're trapped

If they're going to make thrillers this stupid, I want to see a movie of a 300 lbs woman stuck on the toilet in a mall after closing time.

>>85220800
Do pools really have mechanical pool covers you just press a button to close? They made me manually drag a goddamn 25 meter long tarp over the fucking pool for years

>>85222195
It's the last day of the pool season.

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>>85221661
>hilarious memes

>>85226393
71 Hours

>>85222654

>tfw that movie is actually really well made and the director made sure it was realistic

its so goofy

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>>85226590
here they let you bring your dog to swim on the last day of pool season

would rather watch a movie about that

>>85225594
the dividers are still there meaning they have hooks. Use one of those to break it open, those covers are pretty thin

>>85220800
They aren't even in bikinis

>>85222032
that ATM movie with Josh Peck I think, and also Phonebooth but not so much the same circumstances.

THE SEQUEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SguYY1ZEKxE

>>85225960
I would do a sweet water flip and kick it open

>>85226732
I agree, that would be a very fun movie to watch

>>85220800
Oh great not another trapped in a pool thriller

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>>85226880
They look so happy.
When was the last time you felt so happy /tv/?

>>85221268
fucking kek

>>85227114
I can't remember when, but I no doubt was playing videogames when I felt it.

>>85220800
I like how this has to have the spooky music.

It would feel a little more suspenseful if they made it not reliant on horror movie tropes.

>>85225960

>"Turns the pool heater way up and shit"

>thinking a public, 100,000 gallon pool is capable of reaching a dangerously high temperature

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>>85226880
>>85227114
>ywn be a blissfully ignorant doggo

>>85222654
>step onto top bar
>grab cable
>wrap feet around cable
>shimmy to nearest post
>climb down the latter or slide down
>follow cables to the base of the mountain

>>85221273
>"diabetes"
god what food do people eat to get diabetes.

>>85222378
such a shitty movie

>>85222932
Fuck is your problem, newnigger?

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>>85226343
>>85221541

>>85221355

time really is a closed circle

>>85228460
10 hours ar 15° can kill you?

>>85228423
>p-p-people can say nigger on 4chan, right?

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>>85228566
dunno, seems so

>>85228566
Not if you're a fatty. :^)

>>85225960
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE POOL...

ONE MAN SLIGHTLY TURNS UP THE TEMPERATURE TO ABOVE AVERAGE

>>85221268

Why else would the 37 cents be tacked on at the end?

>>85221026
Yeah just like they gave great reviews for It Follows at the babadook? Wow real reliable .

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>>85225960
>>85226178
>>85226343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Di-UkkK48

>>85221516
Haha, manlets. When will they learn? If you're under 6 feet, kill yourself. Haha!

>>85220800
Just break the covers...

>>85228627
Stop showing your newness. You don't have to attack every post you see, faggot.

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>>85220800
>two girls somehow get stuck in a pool for a weekend with no way out
>also theres a bad guy somehow I guess? because we need a central villain who's behind everything
This looks awful

>you are now aware that they have to go the bathroom somewhere

>>85221514
underrated

>>85221273
Just fucking swim a few length if you start to get a bit chilly

>>85229704
What if they poop in the pool lol. Will they wipe with their left hand?

>>85220800
This movie is going to be so boring.

>>85229644
>also theres a bad guy somehow I guess? because we need a central villain who's behind everything
I thought the movie was decent but this is absolutely true. Felt totally forced

>>85221514
What other Sims death traps could we turn into movies?

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>>85220800
>one-piece swimsuits

So much otter than a bikini.

>>85229949
Holy shit, look at the curve of her back. How does someone, particularly a swimmer, get this skinny?

>>85220800
I think it looks pretty good desu senpai

This movie was awful and all of the characters are unlikable and retarded

>>85229996
Anon, the back is open. The part of the suit on the back isn't where her actual back is

>>85228167
You can get type 1 diabetes without being a fat fuck

>>85226880
Now this I could watch as a feature length movie.

>>85220800
This actually looks pretty decent though

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>>85220800
>"Bad guy" comes in
>Girls frantic to get his attention
>They now realize he isn't there to save them
>Pans up
>I want to play a game

>>85228733
>Stay in 80 degree water.
>Become immortal.

>>85229996
I don't know if you're memeing or not, but you can see the rest of her back to the right of her arm.

>>85222378
>main character is barely fazed by the situation at all and has no progression whatsoever except growing a shitty beard in the last five minutes

>>85230150
Kek

>>85221170
why the fuck did I even laugh

>>85220800
haha I thought it was parody when I saw the thumbnail before

>>85221026
its actually not THAT bad.

>>85222638
What was the name of that movie again?

I know the Simpsons has done everything at this point, but wasn't there an episode where Skinner was trapped in a pool full of worms (Bart puts worms in or some equally dumb reason).

Also "trapped" horror reminds me of Skinner kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRN8NK2oCVo

>>85231515
Maximum Overdrive?

>>85220800
>>85220800

"White girls stuck in odd places" is quickly becoming its own genre.

>>85222378
Ah yes, the martian truly is the pinnicle of the "trapped in real life" stories

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>>85228460
>non freedom units

>>85230129
>Trump supporter
>Thinks this shit looks good
Everything checks out.

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>>85221355
Don't forget pic related

>>85222673
Brainlet

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>>85229949
>So much otter

>>85228109
like your weak ass could shimmy for that long on slippery cables.

>>85220800
It's pure shite, I've seen it.

>>85228109

They try this. Apparently the cables are razor sharp and cut through all the clothes they're wearing.

It's a really fucking stupid movie.

>>85226880
1000 bux to drink a gallon of that pool water.
Any takers?

>>85234622
>Apparently the cables are razor sharp and cut through all the clothes they're wearing.
I-is this porn?

>>85234772
>>85234622
this is a real thing. the carts going along the metal cables sharpens them pretty crazily. look it up

>>85221636
these are women we're talking about
"logic" and "common sense" do not apply

>>85223083
But aren't niggers tall?

>>85228167

type 1 one diabetes sucks and happens to anyone. Your pancreas decides to kill itself from an auto immune fucck up. Literally have to stab yourself full of insulin every day the rest of your life or you die.

>>85221393

>european education

Thier bodies displace the water, and thus make it deeper. If they get out and get back in it'll be lower each time

>>85230073
How does it end?

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>>85221175
>>85221268

>>85220800
wait this is a real movie?? I thought it was some Funny or Die spoof thing

>>85225439
we're not covered in blubber like you, moby prick.

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>>85229949

>It's an Olympic style pool and not a casual pool meaning there is no shallow end
>The pool cover is a sturdy material and not a tarp
>The issue isn't that they are worried about drowning but that they have to deal with hunger, dehydration, exhaustion, the one has diabetes, and similar things while the pool is closed for the weekend
>Claustrophobia
>Apparently the pool facility manager is a killer.

There, I got rid of most of the false arguments posted in the thread.

>>85235526

I bet you are fun at parties.

>>85235637
>dude nitpicking is hella epic xD

>>85220800
I was laughing hard until I looked and realized this might be a real movie

Fuck, this makes my "slasher-at-a-late -night-movie-theater " horror comedy idea look like fucking gold.

>>85235637
What you think is happening

>The sky is blue!
>Well actually, when you see a blue sky you only see blue because all the other colors were absorbed in the air. Any object with color works that way. For example a red ball is red because all the colors of light are absorbed by the ball except for red. This reflected light is what gives the object color.

What is really happening
>The sky is brown and made of pudding!
>Fuck off retard, it's blue.

>>85220800
>This film
>The Snowman
MID-BUDGET FILMS ARE BACK MOTHER FUCKERRRRR

Though what a fucking terrible trailer revealing that Tobin Bell is the antagonist.

>>85229794

No its not, it was a comment on the fucking YouTube channel.

>>85221273
its a indoor pool so it should be heated

>>85236350
No, only if the pool heater is on which any facility wouldn't have on after hours.

>>85232889
Good =! Decent

Learn to speak American please.

>>85220963
Never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z9_DWnY6HY

>>85236500
>Learn to speak American please
>Good =(factorial) Decent
???

>>85222378
DUDE SCIENCE LMAO

>>85220800
just hang from those orange thingies that divide the tracks. Why would you fucking drown you bitches

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>>85221516
>Shallowest part of the pool is like just under 6 feet.
must suck to die because you're just an inch too short

>>85236609
On the internet, programming, and especially on 4chan comparison operators mean the following:

Equal to ==
Not Equal to !=
Greater than/ Less than >/<
Greater than or equal to/ Less than or equal to >=/<=

>>85234829
Worked at a ski resort for a couple years. They're pretty nasty.

>>85234295
Nnng, just like that anon said. Look at that fucking whiskered face. I wanna drop a fucking freight train on that.

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>>85229949
mmmmmmmm look at this slut showing off her neck

>>85221170

>movie about surviving in a pool
>characters are white

>>85220800
Production looks pretty professional, I'd say it had a budget of at least $20,000

>>85220800

>1-2 feet of space above the water
>holes in the ceiling big enough to fit your hand through

They're not going to run out of air. Just fucking float on your back until the weekend is over. It'll suck a lot, but wasting your energy kicking around when there's clearly no one in the building is just stupid.

>>85220800
>hehe what a cringey bad move i'm gonna go on down to the local theater and watch with my buds hehehe should be a laugh :^)

FUCKING STOP THIS FUCKING MILLENNIAL SCUM

>>85238023
Why?

>>85234364
If you're going SKIING, and on the slopes that require a lift, chances are you have strong legs.

>>85231598
ty anon

>>85229902
Not the Sims but when's a horror movie based on Mr. Bones Wild Ride?

>>85239110
Long after 4chan has been deep sixed. It'll be an ancient classic like one of Shakespeare's works or maybe like the Greek legends of old.

>>85221229
someone peed in the pool

This movie is available at rarbg if anyone is interested, through it looks like shit

>>85221417
>he has never heard of excercise pools
A pool with lanes set up like that clearly isnt a leisure pool. It has no shallow end
Do you think the god damn olympic swimming pool has a shallow end? retard.

>>85228733
>2-40 hours
That's kind of a big guestimation...

>>85230204
thats literally who you specifically choose to fly a goddamn spaceship, nigga. ever notice how calm 95% of pilots sound in those plane crash blackboxes? because part of training is throwing your ass into simulations of these and watching how cool your shit is. if you lose your shit your out the industry. when you take the same sort of job and apply it to fucking billions and outer space they PROBABLY do the same thing, maybe. astronaughts are the people who can fall asleep in zero gravity knowing a rock the size of a pebble going 40 billion mphs would shrekt them at any second if they just happened to be in the way

>>85229902
>lost in woods
>find strange log cabin
>no windows; just a fireplace and carpet
>start the fire and sit down to relax
>all of the sudden you notice the door is missing
>not sure how to escape
>all of the sudden the carpet sets on fire

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>>85240534
This is what a 2mm piece of debris can do.

>>85240820
Works better as a short movie

>>85235526
The pool cover should also take like 5-10 minutes to completely close the gap.
They must have been extremely slow to not be able to catch up with it by the time they notice it.

>>85222932
>still buttblasted that trump won

>>85222032
>frozen
I laughed so hard when the wolves showed up exactly *right* after the guy jumps off and breakes his leg. Seriously, how much worse could being stuck on a ski lift be?

>>85220800
Friends and family would know these women went swimming at the local pool.

These girls look like they were doing either a morning swim or an afternoon swim on Friday.

In this day of social media and shit, somebody not responding to phone calls, text messages, etc in like two to three hours would warrant concern.

Just like what happened to that Female Video Game Livestreamer at E3.

>>85223876
Alright then go sit in room temp water for 16 hours. We'll see how you feel buddy.

>>85234295
HE'S SOOO CUUTEEEEEEE OMG

>>85221514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGLplI4HOc

>>85241921
lol this

>Inspired by true events, two sisters are trapped under the fiberglass cover of an Olympic sized public pool and must brave the cold and each other to survive the harrowing night.

This actually happened?

>>85241921
>Just like what happened to that Female Video Game Livestreamer at E3.

What happened to that Female Video Game Livestreamer at E3?

>>85244164
>We'll see how you feel buddy

he'll feel awful but he wont be dead you retard.

>>85241921
No, it wouldn't, that's retarded.

>>85220853
underated

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>>85220800
If you are looking for a similar movie where people are stuck at some place as it's being shut down then this is the better movie

>>85246446
I fucking hate these posters that cut off half of the image. Frozen is the title btw

>>85246446
Starring Larry David

>>85246446
This is great and pretty hysterical, everyone is dumb. The one in the sauna is pretty good too.

>>85246446
Sounds absolutely rifying.

>>85240212
>he thinks the lanes are specifically made to olypmic standard and its not just a normal pool that can be used for different things
t. sat out of school swim training because hes fat

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>>85221355
>Linkin Park
You didn't think it could get any weirder, but it turns out that Chester was /r9ks guy/.

>>85246805
tell me more

>>85246482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0

>>85222378
I'M GONNA REDDIT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

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>>85228838
Just when I thought i was out, they pooled me back in!

>>85229902
>Some faggot invites you to his home and asks you to play chess
>Play with him but lose because the nerd must have practiced
>On your way out of the home see people in 1x1 fence boxes in the yard
>suddenly fence appears around you, nowhere to go
>try to socialize with the others
>they tell me only those who beat the nerd could leave but he would invited them again until they lost
>one of the guys who seems to have been there in his box forever dies an agonizing starved, exhausted, piss drenched death
>Faggot who invited you comes out, removes the fence and collects his tombstone
>Movie ends with some poor sod coming in the house for a game of chess

>>85221170
DAMN IT

>>85221170
toppest of keks!

>>85237356
Wrong.

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>indoor pool
>cover
>closed on the weekends

>>85226590
>pool season
>indoor pool
lmao

Finally that YMCA membership is paying off.

>>85224800
Actually happened few months back in my country. Must be fun to find the bodies then.

>>85221170
They would drown instantly if black, that would be a short movie.

>>85222589
>Plus he's in constant contact with Earth
Kind of a big plot point that he isn't for most of the time.

Is this a prequel to 47 Meters Down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBmBcASLdK8

>>85240838
fake fucking cgi photos, when will roundies ever learn.

Other people watched this movie? It was a real piece of shit

>>85221209
>quite

that's generous

>>85246446
that movie is actually great, probably the most intense horror movie I've seen

>>85220800
Buried was better

This film would be twenty times more entertaining if both the women were obese

>>85236465
>water doesn't hold heat for hours

>>85250879
They're in there for a long time and it's closed for days

>>85220800
Okay wait
Without watching the trailer, only going on the OP's pic, is this a horror film about two girls who get trapped in a pool

Just drink the water until you its shallow enough to stand retards

>>85251124
Yes but it's not a horror film it's a thriller ignore the retards

>>85221170
>sex scene
>guy is a /pol/tard

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>>85220800
Why don't they just go to shallow part of the pool and wait there?

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>>85251179
That sounds kind of stupid. I just read how the director was inspired by real times that people drowned after being trapped under a pool cover, and yeah that's tragic and sucks, but I doubt enough happens from the time the person is trapped to death that warrants a fucking movie
Maybe I'm wrong

>>85251252
Yeah it's stupid

>>85251232
Read the thread you poopdick

>>85222537
What in the fuck, I had to actually google to see if that movie was real
I swear they're just seeing how far they can push it by trapping people in stupider and stupider places

>>85250992
What pool closes for days in the summer?

How the fuck do you lock down a pool without checking for people?

If they poo and piss the water will turn purple and the auto chlorine system will open up the lid

>>85220800
This is insanely retarded on several levels, but is that supposed to be a killer? How would he really have trapped them in the pool with any foresight? His entire plan would've hinged on them being underwater at the same time right when the pool closed.

>>85246805
what was this all about?

>>85229949
Why are one pieces so much hotter than two pieces?

The real question is why an indoor pool needs a cover

>>85226732
Lol my dog hated pools but loved lakes, stupid dog, looked like that black on jumping in

>>85221325
>>85221819
>yfw that really is what they did

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>they hear someone come in
>get quiet instead of immediately screaming to them for help

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>>85251984
If you're good at anticipating the human mind, it leaves nothing to chance.

how the fuck did neither of them notice the cover closing?
also it shows them getting all quiet and scared when someone is walking over the pool, why arent they fucking screaming for help?

>>85221229
I let out a Bull Shark in there.

>>85252589
Not only did they notice, apparently the staff dont bother waiting until the place is empty before closing it up

>>85221325
>knows they're trapped
>wants to kill them
>activates the pool jets to finis them off

Top silly

>Jigsaw is in it
Fuck me his death traps are getting pretty awful now.

>>85221325
>having a murder plan that relies on your victims being both retarded and extremely slow
>also relies on not a single fucking person noticing two people still in the pool

>>85222654
This was fucking terrible, what a massive waste of time

>>85234876
kek

This.

>>85251330
well people are getting stupider and stupider, so it checks out

>>85234829
huh, interesting, I guess the director did his homework

>>85231515
The Devil on Wheels

Seriously

That's how they called it in my country

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>>85229996
>when you think something super retarded then realize it's retarded but see someone else who had the exact same thought

>>85234980
Damn.

>>85236061
>The Snowman
I'm actually hype for this, and I dont even like horror thrillers.

>>85251199

Triggered

>>85221324
we live in pools

>>85220800
>BWAAAAAA
>shot of a pool
>BWAAAAAA
>another shot of a pool

>implying this isn't a prequel to Saw

>>85246362
http://mashable.com/2017/06/16/lauralania-e3-missing-internet-rage/

From what I just googled, apparently some girl streamer was at a twitch party at e3 on a Wednesday night, then went dark on social media the next day, and didn't show up to any kid her scheduled events. Another streamer tweeted asking if anyone had seen her. The internet exploded with internet sleuths trying to track her down, and the police got involved. She tweeted later that she was fine and just wanted "a day unplugged"

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>>85220800
Found the killer.

What I don't get is he was standing there at the doors, waving people out who were already leaving. What the fuck is his problem?

He either:
A) Really wanted them to leave right now, so they don't notice the trapped girls.
or
B) Is autistic.

>>85250992
Why would it be closed for multiple days without ANYONE walking through? If the building is under construction, workers would pass by. If construction was happening in the room adjacent to it, someone would still have to come by to check the chemical balance and clean it. This movie is already jumping through hoops just to get the premise properly set up.

>>85226393
500 lb woman stuck in the middle of a grocery store aisle when her scooter's battery dies and the store closes because of reasons. Her T-Rex arms are too short to reach the shelves.
Title: Dessert Aisle
Tagline: Salvation is just out of reach

>>85253952
He was in a rush to leave for the weekend and wanted everyone out. This is slightly before the girls are trapped. The girls are underwater when he closes the cover, he doesn't see anyone with a quick glance and closes the cover without double checking if anyone's still in, because as I said, he's in a rush. He's not the "bad guy"

>>85254009
Janitor, or whatever she is, lady comes by after a few hours but she's conveniently a psycho who would let them die/kill them over a couple hundred bucks

>>85254320
>The girls are underwater when he closes the cover
They are underwater for 5 minutes? There's now way they wouldn't see its shadow fall at least.

>>85254320
t. pool's closed guy

>>85254425
The cover closes fast. Like within the span of a minute. Unrealistic, I'm sure, but that's how the movie presents it

>>85225580
There's two of them though, so they could just spend the entire movie cuddling and having hot lesbo thoughts while waiting for help.

>>85234829
https://youtu.be/40R_wwU6rbo

i looked it up and they are not sharp, at the worst they are "rough" and could give you steel splinters but in no way would you get sliced open.

>>85251330
There was a news story recently where a guy got trapped inside an atm and slipped a note through the receipt slot to call for help.

So why the fuck do they get silent when someone comes? Instead of screaming "help" or something? I think they want to die.

>get mouthful of water
>spit it out of the hole
>repeat until pool is empty

wow so hard

>>85254658
That's just the way the trailer is cut. They do scream and call to the person for help but
>>85254320

>>85220800
I don't know why I had an urge to watch this movie after watching this fucking trailer, fuck you /tv/, it's not even so bad it's good. It's just boring drama with 2 mentally deficient women and one insulin deficient woman.

>>85254802
Ok, I think the movie's premise is ridiculous, but I will give it the benefit of doubt and won't judge till I see it.

>>85254933
It's not even that ridiculous as it all happens in a span of 12 or so hours. It wouldn't be even close to deadly otherwise but some crazy loon lady keeps messing with em while they're in the pool, but of course she's just a poor mental patient so they forgive her in the end, even after she abandons them to die.

>>85220800
Imagine how bad raisin skin you'd get

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>>85229080
>Yeah just like they gave great reviews for 2 of the contemporary best horror movies

>>85222589
>Chandler was trapped in that ATM booth
It was a VESTIBULE!

>>85220800

>Open Water 2: Closed Water

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>>85220800
>When it's still absolute kino

>>85254016

>Not calling it 'Just Desserts'.
>Salivation is just out of reach.

Disappointing lad.

>>85255448
how can one man be this wrong

>>85221229

The pool has AIDS.