was it autism? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5H 2AWFLwQk&

>expresses a wide array of emotions
>maintains personal relationships
>able to detect someone's intentions based on their faces and speech

Nope.

The scene where he dances in the streets while going to pick up coffee filled me with so much impotent rage

this is what is getting the 95+% on rt? people think this is good?

>>85198649

Why? Because it's one of the few times he's visibly enjoying himself?

>>85198730
I think twee triggers me

>>85198658
BELLBOTTOMS BELLBOTTOMS

wew that was cringy bad
i see why this movie is labeled reddit now

>>85198766

That's fair. Dude is a posterboy for "Millenial Cool."

That was pretty cool - I'll probably see this

>>85198554
What a shitty actor. The gay guy from the Might yBoosh did it much better.

>>85198554
Of course.
>>85198603
>expresses a wide array of emotions
Where?
>maintains personal relationships
Not impossible for autistic people (how do you think autistic kids exist? it's extremely genetic), just less common than average.
>able to detect someone's intentions based on their faces and speech
He reads lips (savant-style, at that). The intentions he's detecting are pretty blatant and classic parts of pop culture. Autistic people aren't isolated from society, they can pick things up if they try particularly hard and the things they're understanding are relatively well-known.

>>85198649
I can totally see some /tv/ neckbeard sperging out about a young fit dude excited about pulling off something badass.

jesus christ this looks terrible

>>85199001
But I was talking about the coffee dancing scene brah

Do normies really watch and enjoy this kind of thing? I can't imagine...

>>85198658

It's definitely good, just not as great as the critics are making out

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>>85199053
based off the video in the OP there is not a single redeeming quality about this movie. what is good about it?

>>85199053

This. It's light fluff, and a genuinely good time, but not some high watermark for action cinema.

>>85199050
Yeah, most normies aren't negative pieces of shit. I envy them.

Jesus Christ what an annoying song. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"

>>85198554
The beginning is cringy, but the rest of it blends seamlessly.

>He's older than 10 and still watches action movies
Brainlets

>>85199112

Jon Hamm going full evil, and Jamie Foxx getting mega-killed via rebar through the torso.[/spoiler{

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>>85199112
I honestly wouldn't enjoy the movie half as much as I did if he wasn't in it.

>>85199151
What does "mega-kill" mean? A bar through the chest sounds pretty standard as far as dying in a movie goes.

>>85199050
Imagine enjoying a heist movie with car chases where everything goes along to the music, fucking brainlets, amrite?

Why does it have so many fucking cuts. It seems that only Tarantino can direct a good car chase scene.

>>85199112

I like the opening scene a lot, so if you don't like that you probably won't like any of it. I thought it was a fun action movie, with some good chases, music and cast. I expected it to be much better though, the way people were talking about it.

>>85199189

His blood and guts spray all over the windshield. Look, you get to see Jamie Foxx die violently. If nothing else, Edgar Wright gave you that.

>>85198603
Nah nigga Driving Baby was definitely /our autism/

>Not inclined to conversation
>When he does speak, he struggles to think of original statements and relies on quoting things he heard from movies, TV, or other people
>Wears sunglasses inside to avoid making eye contact
>Lives in a fantasy world where a girl thinks his mannerisms are mysterious and interesting rather than creepy and weird

>>85199406

>fantasy world

What? Bitch was willing to straight-up abandon her freedom to bail Baby out, until he threw the keys away and said "No."

>>85198554
I stood up and left when he started singing

>says his name is baby
>his name is actually miles
Lame

>>85199455
Did you get your money back?

reddit: the movie

>>85199445
The entire movie is the fantasy world,
written by another autist projecting onto the main character

>>85199455
ITT: Things that didn't happen

>>85199481
Quit shitposting

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>>85199487

But why would they factor in tinnitus? That is one shitty affliction to have.

>>85199543
not shitposting. this movie quite literally, and wright in general, panders directly towards the type of person who uses reddit

>>85199478
I wish

>>85199001
He wasn't an obnoxious chad, the way in which he was attractive was completely forgiving and didn't have you heaving in you seat at the stupid cunt woman who got to cast the main character.

>>85199580
Are you unironically taking the reddit meme seriously? How severe is your down syndrome?

>>85199565
I have it to and it's fuckin sucks, I non-stop listening to music/podcast/audiobook/kino to make it bearable. God I wish I haven't been KOd and it would go away, but fuck it never will

>>85199672
What do you mean it goes away? When you listen to podcasts, don't you still have the ringing in the background?

>>85199477

Yeah, why would a career criminal not be 100% up front with everything about his personal life? Completely took me out of the movie.

>>85198554
This has none of the subtle charm of Drive. It's tryhard bullshit

>>85199554
what are you trying to say?

>>85199710
Same. I immediately left the theater with my wife's son as soon as that was revealed.

>>85198554
Jesus Christ.

I need to watch Drive again as a fucking antidote

>>85199565
The script probably started out with the idea of a bunch of cool scenes with the main character doing shit with just music playing, which is also convenient because it means they don't have to write dialogue. So how do they work in the music thing? Oh lets give the guy tinnitus so he's always listening to music.

>>85199719

>subtle charm
>unbroken 30 second long shots of Ryan Gosling either smiling or mildly frowning at characters, based on his relationships with them

>>85199629
the same people who like this movie are the type of people to find rick and morty funny

>>85199709
It doesn't go away, thats why I wrote to make it bearable. If I'm listening to something I tend to concentrate on that and its easier to ignore. If I'm just sitting in silence I tend to focus on it and as soon as you start to think about it it's just get louder and louder

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>read reviews for this movie
>use the word "cool" in almost every one
>cool cool cool so fr*cken cool!

if this is cool nowadays i'm glad im a fucking loser

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>>85198658
If you must know, its not that this movie is 96% as we would know it, its just that movies are on average worse and less original than 10 years ago and so something like this seems really super creative compared to other things.

>>85200000
>something like this seems really super creative compared to other things.

What a fucking waste of a GET. Watch more films you fucking pleb

>>85200000
This. Just the fact that it's not a sequel or a remake and is competently made scores a ridiculous amount of points in the eyes of the public.

>>85200071
He's not wrong about mainstream cinema though.

This is a parody of Drive right?

>>85199001
It's a shitty scene regardless of how socially adept the viewer is. you just have bad taste. James Bond would call the scene garbage, so it doesn't matter than some half-chad who fucks fat girls disagrees.

Wow that was terrible. Why does this movie exist when Drive was already made?

>>85199543
it is reddit you fucking idiot. Try not being pathetic and denying that you like reddit shit. life won't get any easier lying to yourself. Better to stop now.

>>85198554
It's the kind of movie I would enjoy as a teenager but be embarassed about it as an adult like Equilibrium or most Danny Boyle movies.

I bet reddit loves this

>>85199175
I'd let Jon Hamm murder me.

>>85198554
are these faggots serious?
who thought this was a good idea?
this is pure "cringe"
and yea baby is /ourguy/

>>85198554

Why doesn't the tire strip puncture his tires? Does he purposefully fling it at the cop car like this is fucking Speed Racer?

>>85198554
this looks like a car commercial

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>>85200342
>>85199881
>>85199789
All this butthurt samefagging because you repeated someone else's joke and thought that meant you couldn't be made fun of for it.

Someone please explain this to me. It's the one thing that really bugged me about Boss Babby Driver.

In the climax of the film, as Doc, Baby, and Deborah step out of the elevator into the parking deck, they're ambushed by the three APD spics. Doc kills all of them and a minute or so later, Buddy shows up in the stolen cop car. Was there any explanation as to if the subsequent ambushes were pre-coordinated? Or did both the APD goons and Buddy happen to arrive in the same spot at almost the exact same time? It felt a bit too coincidental, even on first watch.

>>85198554
>these cheap as fuck CGI gunshots in the bank

Yep it's a sony movie

>>85198554
fuck. i thought people said this was good. does it get better? the driver is obnoxious.

was I suppose to like this guy further on into the film? Felt like he was just an annoying obnoxious kid who was attempting to shag my waifu

whats with all the autism movies

>>85198730
What about the 7 scenes of him dancing around his house?

>>85201309

Coincidental, but makes sense. APD guys would have been coming for Doc, etc and Buddy knew where Baby would be

So yeah, it was a bit convient, but wasn't the worst thing.

>>85199001
That scene was a lot of fun because it makes you pay attention to the background which matches up with the song

>>85199406
>mannerisms are mysterious and interesting rather than creepy and weird
that changes depending on how good a guy looks

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>>85198730
It's supposed to be a girls behavior. Girls love suddenly dancing and singing loudly and it always ends with a big laugh. They call that a "crazy moment". Men aren't supposed to do that except nu-males who browse reddit.

>>85201309
What bothered me is that Baby was shown to be this impeccable driver even under pressure, and then after they split up in that parking lot, he makes a fucking rookie accident and surprise, it's Buddy and Darling in the other car. I realise that without this, the plot wouldn't have advanced but I feel like they could have handled it better.

>>85198554
Wow, this hands down looks like the movie of the year and I'm definitely going to go see it now.

>>85198554
Holy shit that was fucking cringe
This kid is definitely not that self-aware and secure as an actor to do this kind of shit

>>85199595
>the way in which he was attractive was completely forgiving
Goddamn, we have to forgive someone for being attractive now?
Am I on fucking tumblr?

>>85199580
>>85200342
What is it to 'be reddit', exactly?

>>85198554
Remember kids: it's only autism if you're not attractive.

>>85203451
>tfw when people have told you all your life you're attractive but your autism is a turn off/ scares people away
Not an argument

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrcZsKcVxU

silly /tv/

The music video that he did years ago was so much better than the entire movie

remember when he drifted so good in the intro of the movie and then he suddenly bumps into cars and accidentally gets buddy's girl killed?

>>85203296
yeah the other notable things he was in were the Divergent series and Fault in Our Stars, I was surprised he was cast in this.

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>neckbeards pretending they are above this type of movie and their taste is superior
>unironically calling people normies and plebs

>>85198554
that was really boring

>>85198554
why does he just gun it and start driving recklessly when the police aren't even on him yet?

>>85205430
yeah I get the whole editing gimmick but there were so many quick cuts and my eyes started to glaze over a little.

>female bank robber

yeah nah

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>>85205569
im pretty sure they still havent caught this bitch

It was fun. It wasn't great.

>>85198554
Imagine standing outside and watching this retard dancing like he's having a seizure, you'd think he was planning an amok. I'd call the police.

>>85205569
I mean honestly robbing a bank does not look that hard, especially not these days seeing as they have money set aside to give you...I mean obviously it's not "easy" and I'm not about to do it but you don't even need a gun.

>>85205625
>tommy wiseau pre-op

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>>85205670
>yes 911 there's a lanky autist having a fit in front of a bank which is also coincidentally being robbed

>>85205684
yeah its usually bank policy for the teller to just calmly hand over the cash in the till, thieves know this so they don't even bring guns they just say to the teller "im robbing you, give me money" or slip him a note

>only gets 5 years in jail
>when the other waitress at the restaurant clearly sees him shoot Buddy
shit movie made for reddit

NOPE I DONT LIKE THIS MOVIE I DONT LIKE ANYTHING RIGHT FELLOW 4CHANNERS?

d-do I fit in now?

>>85205759
This. What a bunch of fucking try-hards

>>85203152
Post some female crazy moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ

>>85205793
id love to see a 'where are they now' of these creatures

>>85198554
that was pretty nice

>>85198554
why rob a bank during the day?

>>85198554
Is this like a shitty version of Drive?

>>85205917
Banks are closed at night. You're not cracking a vault door fast enough before the cops arrive. Putting a gun to someone's head and making them open it is actually quicker.

The people that dislike this movie dislike everything.

>at disney world with family
>"ugh could this is like so reddit?"

Fucking losers lmao

>>85206081
>>85206081
>Star Wars
>Marvel
>children everywhere
Disney World is literally plebbit you cuck

>>85198554
Holy shit, I need to see this film

Speaking in Grand Theft Auto terms, how many stars did he have at the end?

>>85206268
You don't sound cool.

>>85206314
3

>>85206314
Didn't bats kill a guard? 4 easily.

>>85198554
This movie is pure trash, go rewatch Drive instead.

I almost left the theater it was that bad.

>>85205917

Same reason someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

>>85200000
>>85198658
Rotten Tomatoes rates based on how many people think it's "good" or "bad". It rates how consistently people think it's either decent or bad

It's a pretty okay movie that appeals to a lot of people. 95% of people think it's at least decent.

Nobody thinks it's the best movie ever.

>>85205735
He got 25.

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>>85198554
This has to be one of the gayest movies ever made, the name alone would secure it a spot in the top 5 gayest movies, but man, the attitude that this movie has that it's so clever for syncing up action to "epic" "retro" music is just Reddit bait through and through impressing nobody but the most impressionable of nu-males. It might as well have gone all the way and had an EPIC Queen song in there to finish it off, I mean, Bohemian Rhapsody anyone?

The attitude that the creators of this movie has towards music makes me never want to listen to anymore ever again.

>>85202769
They are trying to give excuses for why white men are so awful and embarrassing. It's the same reason they have all those poor black movies. They are trying to explain why so many black people commit crime.

>>85206554
You clearly didn't watch the film, seeing as it did feature a Queen song.

>>85207609
>feature
a Queen song no one has heard of

and an OST for which you can't name a single song from after watching the film. it's like GotG, nu-males love retro songs they've never heard before, it takes them back to the 80s

>>85207609
But was it an EPIC Queen song? I don't think so.

>>85203152
No wonder you're dissatisfied with life

>>85198978
>has never met anyone with true autism, reddit tier special snowflake autism doesnt count.

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>>85198554
was he slow?

>>85206268
>plebbit
>cuck
haha epic

>>85208765
He's a good kid, and a devil behind the wheel.

Enjoyable film, although it does have a certain appeal to the R*dditor.

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>>85198554
>Jon Hamm will never grab your shoulder like this

>>85199477
Actually, I think the implication was that he really thought his name was Baby, but when he was sentenced and his information was looked up, he learned his named was Miles.

A /co/-related similar example would be Gumball thinking his name was Gumball since that's what he was always called, until he learned it was a nickname and his real name was Zach.

>>85210481
Do you think his booze breath stunk up the car?

I enjoyed the film but it has a high metacritic score and has a broad-appeal so it is reddit and is shit and I hate it. God look at this numale faggot listening to music. I only watch kino. That is all, I'm going to post about how Zack Snyder is a cinematic genius now/

>>85207640
>can't name never, never gonna give ya up
I think the problem here is that you're a turbopleb

>>85203152
This fucking guy. I imagine you get pussy everyday bro

>>85203091
yeah, if you have the looks you can drop spaghetti all day and still get pussy.

>>85198554
https://youtu.be/WA9lfxbaHvk
on edgar's part, yes

>>85198658
Movie of the Century.

>>85210481
I actually enjoyed the low-key brother relation they had,wich explains a lot that happens later

Did anyone else go to a diner and start recording the waitress after seeing this film? I got thrown out. Was I not autistic enough?

>>85198658
There are some really good stunts and shots in just that scene alone.

>>85198554
I'm a massive faggot please give me attention and watch my shitty youtube video that I spam in every single thread. Please give me likes and subscribes, I'm nearly at 100 viewers and 5 subscribers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA9lfxbaHvk

>>85211031
Would've been based if it did

>>85198554
Jesus, this was cringeworthy. If i didn't like Scott Pilgrim, is there any chance I'll like this? It looks cool but Pilgrim was the only Wright film I've seen and it was obnoxious and vapid in my opinion

>>85218076
Why is it everytime I see somebody describe a film as cringeworthy on /tv/ I just picture some massively obese, neckbeard having, fedora tipping, doritos eating, My Little Pony watching, tentacle porn masturbator?

>>85218200
I'm 5"10 and 145 pounds and pretty much a normalfag. Cringeworthy just means something that causes second-hand embarrassment, which I feel for Baby. Why are you mad?

Baby is cute! CUTE!!

>>85210407
This shit has got to stop. If you're so fucking obsessed with that site why don't you just go there?

>>85218464
You must be the awkwardest person alive if this already causes you second-hand embarassment.

>>85218076
Pilgrim is a terrible movie, this one is fun and so fast paced that it felt like a tv episode to me.

>>85219916
Yeah for real. There is no other board that's close to this obsessed with reddit.
If you have no criticism of a movie other than "it's reddit" then you have no criticism. If you can't talk about a movie the way you would to a person in real life then don't even bother.

>>85219842
go away Ansel. And change your stupid name.

>>85198554
This look like a wet dream for the tween that play GTA5 thinking they're a badass.

I'm happy this is something the studio promoted so I'm aware my suspicions on the trailers were correct. This movie looks embarrassing. It had some cool car shots, but fuck off with the tire strip, and fuck off with the two red cars he hides with. That is some lazy shit.

>>85198554
man, this scene from drive is so much better
i fucking hate too many cuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHYaj6EHfJg