Did the chinks help this turd make a profit so people will have

>>85196778
Nah, China only serves to inflate the numbers.
Hollycucks only get like 10% of the money movies do in there, the rest is for the goverment.
That said, they are still going to try to make this a think, i dunno why because no one wants it to be a thing.

>>85196873
>Hollycucks only get like 10% of the money movies do in there, the rest is for the goverment.
No fucking corporation will get 10%, that wouldn't even cover the operating costs.

>>85196873
Its another /tv/ knows nothing about film finance or distribution thread

>>85196873
>i dunno why because no one wants it to be a thing
I do. Fuck off. More mummyfu

>>85196873
>set it up for a sequal
>added mysterious shadow league
>jekyl and hide are the leader of legue
>talk about other classic monsters
you can already tell they are setting up for "monster" cinematic universe.
I bet they are doing a jekyl and hide movie now

I hate the foreign market.

>>85197103
didn't League of Extraordinary Gentleman try this same concept and fail spectacularly?

>>85198244
Because it was utter shit

Mummy is just shit

>>85198449
>Mummy is just shit

Wrong. It too was utter shit and ruined tom cruise. I actually quite liked the last couple of Mission Impossibles but it'll be really hard to take that Scientology clown seriously again. It was worse than his Oprah appearance.

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>>85196778
I actually enjoyed the film, but I am into yanderes.

>>85196971
10% in a country with over a billion people... lots of profit potential

Haven't seen it, but I'm a boxoffice analyst, and rooting for The Mummy to unwap $400 million worldwide any day now. Or hour. Lemme check our system brb

>>85200620
>no nudity
What's the goddamn point?

>>85200620
I LOVE HER

I'M NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER, THE MUMMY

GIVE MUMMY GF

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>>85196778
Who the FUCK would choose to be a fag boy and save Annabelle Wallis rather than being an immortal with your sexy Sofia Boutella wifu?? What the FUCK! Why did (((they))) write Tom Cruise’s character to make the literal worse decision?

>>85201008
Is she going bald?

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>>85201008
PARTS WERE MUMMY WAIFU KINO

but overall it ended up being infuriating because of that

I fucking hated that cunt always popping up

>>85201025
she needs your cummies to rejuvenate

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>>85196778
>why is this horrible character being shoehorned into this blockbuster film, he serves no purpose and is the most obnoxious piece of shit ever.
> "Jake's father is from an Ashkenazi Jewish"
>oh

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thoughts on her body of work

look at those, damn

>>85200620

Who is the best trainwreck waifu, Mummy, or Suicide Squad's Enchantress?

>>85201273
I want her so bad, Anon. She is so attractive and yet unattractive.

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>>85201008
>>85201273

giv Poo in da Loo gf

>>85200561
He needs another Tropic Thunder or Interview with the Vampire to revitalize his career. He's a good enough actor that he can bounce back, he just needs the right project.

>>85196778
>film is called the mummy
>actually has a mommy

hmm

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>>85201339
Mummy is next level. Incredible, great, flawless, loveable mummyfu. I really love her. I even watched this film under the influence of psycho-actives to get closer to Mummyfu.

>>85201406
she's Algerian she's not a poo in loo

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>atomic blonde comes out next week
>rated R
>boutella lesbian sex scene
i can't fucking wait to see her tits and puss

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wtf I want to betray my race now

Don't insult Sofia's movie, it makes her cry! She worked really hard on it!

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>>85201406
>>85201520
She’s French-Algerian you cucks. I hope she’s Muslim though.

>>85201595
I hope she’s NOT a Muslim I meant.

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>>85201569
she did, she did such a great job, she was literally perfect, she was incredible, a sight to behold, I want to be with the mummy forever

it hurts so much but also thank you so much sofia for giving her to me, thank you sofia, you're wonderful, you're beautiful, I love you, I love the mummy, my chosen

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>>85201008
>whiny blonde slut who you only fucked so you could steal her map, who proceeds to turn up at your workplace and try to get you in shit with your boss, before dragging you off to HER boss who wants to fucking murder you

>immortal Egyptian waifu who wants to turn you into a literal God and be your loyal fucktoy for all eternity with the world at your feet

>cruises character chooses A, then leaves her anyway cause he doesn't trust himself to not turn bad regardless

What did she mean by this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9noexrHTLRA&feature=youtu.be

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>>85201741
>dhet accent

How does this compare to The Mummy 1, 2, and The Scorpion King? Why didn't they have Brendan make a cameo or something?

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>>85201673
This. It makes no sense.

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>>85201476
I predict sandstorms

>>85201673
Holy fuck. Thanks for saving me from watching this garbage.

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>>85198449

>League of Extraordinary Gentleman
>utter shit

>>85201924
its barely a remake. Brenda is done

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>>85202046
>this critical reception
>entirely serviceable, more or less incredibly safe and standard film
>the mummy herself is perfect, absolute goddess, great depiction, cool powers
the glaring annoying flaw is mummy's capture and cruise denying her and that's not what these normalfag cunts are even bitching about

the effect for Seth was very cool

>>85196778
it was a ok movie. I liked it
>>85196873
>because no one wants it to be a thing.
I want it to be a thing,I like the premise

>>85201520
>>85201595

Is this the Cara thing again?

A woman all the fa/tv/irgins think they have a shot with because she's 'distinct' (average) looking?

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this was legitimately and literally a movie about a yandere monster girl, and I legitimately and literally fell in love with that yandere monster girl that I can't stop thinking about!!!!

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>>85202214
cara was NEVER attractive.

>>85196778
>Created my Shanghai Film Group
What do you think

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>>85202214
I do have a chance, Anon. I’ll never give up on my dreams.

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>>85202283
hnnnnnnngggggggggggggg

>>85202348
very nice choice of when to cut it off, she is so cute how apprehensive she looks and it even looks like it could be a flip, a romantic scene! haha! perfect! I can self-insert into this!

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I love ahmanet

>>85196778

No, they love Tom Cruise for some reason.

You could literally make a movie that was him sitting in a room reading a book and the mr. chinaman would go and see it. They are the most pleb movie-going audience on the planet and they're starting to gain stake in what gets released. Capeshit isn't going to kill cinema, the Chinese are.

>>85202580
he's a good actor. There's a reason he's loved everywhere but in murica. You people care more about his personal life than his acting.

why is it only Americans hate this film? Is it because it doesnt have muh JUST JAJAJAJA man?

>>85203082
crazy ppl dont like other crazy ppl

>>85196778
>311 million foreign box office
I don't think it really made a profit.

>>85203185
whats the budget?

>>85203234
125+150

>>85203300
i assume you mean usa+world. No one knows about marketing so they might break even.

>>85202054
It was
It permanently soured Alan Moore on watching any adaptation of his work, and made Sean Connery quit acting.

>>85196778
Chinese numbers are all fake.

Is Boutella posting the new meme?

>>85196778
you dont like the mummy? I mean the last movie was shit but the series is pretty good

>>85203659
which one. One new or the old one. The old one was shit. It almost killed the leading actor

>>85201479
https://youtu.be/o8muntjUD5E?t=10s

>>85201741
The thumbnail makes it look like she's in a wheelchair. Would you roll with her if she was a cripple?

>>85203234
Considering 125 alone, it's barely breaking even, taking less than 100 internationally and about 40 domestic. You don't spend 125 millions to make a 10 million profit during the course of 2 months. If we factor marketing in (which seems to have been quite a sum since it included some NBA playoffs commercials that included the players themselves), it probably even lost money.

>>85203638
>highly exotic, genuinely fun & kind actress
>meme

>>85201741
>dat smile at 0:30

Giv!

>>85197103
Have you been in a fucking cave? They announced the monsters universe. They had a photoshoot with all the main stars. They have announced the next movies in the series.

What aren't you getting?

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>>85201476
>that thigh gap

>>85202580
Tom Cruise is charismatic
I would watch him read a book

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>>85196778

i thought it was okay

>>85204304
are ya Chinese or Japanese?

>>85204332

i have white knees

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>>85196778
>Americans nearly single-handedly financed: Larry The Cable, Paul Blart Mall Blart, All the shitty Adam Sandler movies
>Why are foreigners so DUMB with such a SHITTY taste ^_^
You burgers never cease to amaze me.
Not even a chink btw.

mummy a cute

>>85204332
Slovenian

>>85205115
>the gooks of europe

>>85205195
t. the idiot of americas

>>85205481
sick burn faggot

Honestly I liked both this, Shin Gojira (admittedly the least) and King Kong. Honestly if you go into these kind of movies expecting high art you should probably just go jerk off to the films of wes anderson. They're just fun action movies for when you want to watch shit blow up and guys shoot giant bugs with an AK. They don't all have to be No Country for Old Men

>>85205609
Shin Godzilla was actually a great movie though. It also wasn't an action movie, so I feel like this is bait.

>>85205627
Okay I just looked it up and neither Shin Godzilla or The Mummy are in the monster universe they're putting out. It's the Bryan Cranston Godzilla nobody remembers and Skull Island and that's it. I thought The Mummy was part of it and they were gonna bring in the Wolfman and shit like that

My bad family

>>85205715

Dark Universe =/= Monster Universe.

And Shin Gojira is pure Toho, how did you even..

>>85205715
I gotta be honest guys I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking.

But now googling and apparently they're going to do Bride of Frankenstein BEFORE regular Frankenstein? Why?

>>85205505
puši kurac da ti pičkin prhuh bewidi zakoj vratenu

>>85204492

The white normies keep Facebook and shit like that afloat, too.

Average white is the new literal cancer.


Side note: Cruise being a literal faggot and picking the manface trannyblonde over MummyFu seriously fucking rustles my jimmies.

>>85205818

stronk renanimated female corpse that don't need no lightning.

>>85205892
>Side note: Cruise being a literal faggot and picking the manface trannyblonde over MummyFu seriously fucking rustles my jimmies.

Well to be fair, he ditched the blonde and resurrected his best friend and they ride off into the sunset.

Also there was supposed to be a kiss in the script between him and the blonde but Tom felt it didn't work and was too forced, meanwhile Sofia licking his face stayed in.

>>85205115

Daj ajvar, planinski Srbine.

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>>85206020
10€ pa roka

>>85196778

It made less than Terminator Genisys. It's dead as fuck.

>>85206236

yeah but it was made for less, also studios are stupid